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THE BRUNSWICK NEWS
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A dispatch says that King George has to support 150
relatives. Maybe that’, why Queen Mary continue to
wear the same ha).
Between the fishing season and the baseball game
there are many Brunswick men who are trying to find
time to do some work.
Mercer freshmen came to town and took away tw<
baseball victories and the Wesleyan glee dub carried
away a lot of admiration.
A bill for Phillipine freedom will l.e introduced into
the next session of congres; hut why don’t someone try
the same thing on the United States.
The railroads are complaining about the bus line com
petition and we must, admit that I hiis one time that wi
agree with the road in their trouble: .
Governor Roosevelt i, planning another visit to Geur
gia at an curly date and then watch the "Roosevelt for
president dulm” boh up in all sections of the state.
it’s a strange thing hut since the history of coastal
Georgia has become so well known Atlanta has not been
able to discover a Spanish mi: ion in Pulton county.
Helen Kellar took tier first ride in an airplane the
ether day and heard for the first time in her life. It
must have proven a wonderful thrill for the famous
A meritan.
-TT7
The members of the National Editorial Association on
their tone of Georgia probably will go back home and
realize there is some other place in the south beside:
Florida.
The senior class from the Georgia Slate Woman’s Col
lege is coming to Brunswick for an outing. The re on
and this city are proving big attractions to students
these days.
King Alfonso’s cousin is trying to put one over on
him in Spain while he is temporarily released from the
throne. We didn’t know royalty had such troubles with
their relations.
Saw a picture of Janie- .1. Walker in a newspaper re¬
cently and the mayor was without his hat. Probably
he pulled it off on that run hack to New York from
California.
Andrew Jackson’s sword has been found by a curio
hunter. If someone could unearth Jackson’s vocabulary
and inherit his personality the Democrats would he sit¬
ting pretty.
It won’t he long now before the legislature adjourns and
Georgia will have a new governor hut there probably
won’t, be an endurance record set at the next meeting of
the general assembly.
Brunswick is getting one step nearer an airport
through the proposal of a bond issue but it is hoped
that the proposal does not go the same way others havi
gone during the past twelve months.
Judging from reservations for cottages at Sea Island
Beach and St. Simons for the summer months the resorts
will have one of the biggest years since the opening ot
the paved highway from Brunswick.
Hay by day in every way Atlanta e growing bigger
ami bigger. Now that Campbell and Fulton will merge
there’s no telling just how big the capital city will be
by the time the next census i taken.
''-■Divorce news took the place of crime on the front page
of the paper of the country during the past ten days.
Looks like wives have learned that there are other ways
of getting rid of husbands without using a piste! or
poison,
Three weeks ago Brunswick tvir all worked up over
the fact that they needed a boat for the Brunswick
Transportation Company's line between this city and
Savannah, lias it died like other propositions in Bruns¬
wick have?
The sale of used car has inetva -ed rapidly during the
past thirty days and they are in demand everywhere, ac¬
cording to dealers, and they are frank enough to admit
that the veterans’ bonus checks are going for the major¬
ity of them.
Another week has passed without an automobile I icing
; by a train at the Gloucester street crossing but we
ght not be able to make this favorable report next
nday unless the railroad employs a watchman or pro*
r signals are erected.
THE WEST’S ECONOMIC WAR
In some of the western states legislation has been
enacted prohibiting the sale of cotton seed oil and cotton
seed by-products, ami the states enacting such legisla¬
tion arc known ns the grain and dairy states.
The people of those states forget that the people of
the south are the largest buyer.; of their products, grain
of all kinds, meat, lard, and other food and feed com¬
modities. On account of the manufacture of cotton seed
into vegetable shortening, it has become a strong com¬
petitor of lard as produced in these states.
Besides the products from cotton seed are used for
many other purposes, cooking oil, ; alad oil, for setting
dives arid packing sardines. It is one of the most im¬
portant industries in the south and of all the- states that,
might desire to legislate against its major industry, the
grain and dairy states; should he. the last to enter into
position of the sales of the. <• products through the en
'elment of prohibitive legislation.
The Manufacturers Record, a defender of the south and
its interests, inters into the fight against such measure
icing enacted into laws, says:
“The south is the largest buyer of grain meat and
dairy product: from those sttaes of the west which are
proposing legislation that would prohibit the , outh sell¬
ing its vegetable shortening to them. Might not the
southern states with equal logic pass legislation levying
r. prohibitive tax on western corn, butter, hog lard and
meni, all of which it can produce in abundance?
“The south buys more than 2,000,000,000 of food and
feedstuff annually, much of it from western farmer:-.
Perhaps Ibc south Would lie better off if it levied a pro¬
hibitive tax against outside food products, for it would
then be forced to produce its own foodstuffs and bring
about a much needed curtailment of cotton acreage. But.
broadly speaking, would it be a wise move?
The ,tate of South Dakota has levied a tax of five cent;
a pound on vegetable shortening. Wisconsin, is propos¬
ing a imilar bill to prohibit the use of vegetable short
oiling in state institutions.
Following the comment of the Record the Memphis
Commercial Appeal says:
“The mid-west has its grain, hogs and cows; it needs
the southern markets for its surplus products. The south
needs also the western markets for its cotton by-prod¬
ucts. The problem of the west is Russian wheat, not
' lit hern vegetable shortening. This is a poor time for
Hie western states to start an economic war.”
The opposition springing up in the west to the sale of
cotton seed product-;, should be a lesson to the southern
farmer on “living at home’’ by raising hogs, cattle, pro¬
ducing hi lard, and dairy products; growing his feed
and foodstuffs and becoming independent of the west¬
ern farmer.
\\ ILL ROGERS TO T HE I. \DII S
Will Rogers is going to get hooked for a cabinet post
or something bigger if he doesn’t stop showing that lie
knows more about running the country than the politi¬
cian . It took him just a week with an airplane in the
Caribbean to find out what our state department after
twenty-three years is only beginning to discover.
Will divulged this secret of foreign policy to the ladies
we would not dare to say, “old sisters,” as he did—of
I he I). A. It. convention in Washington. Said he:
“We’ve got our army and navy messing around in
ev< rylhing; we mean well, hut we just don’t get away
with it. 1 have been talking about it, in all these coun¬
tries. I have been told that in confidence by their big
men, and it is time we quit and got back home.”
To which we say, Amen.
The only trouble with Will is that he doesn’t go far
enough. Or perhaps we should say the only trouble i
that he did not stay in Central America another week.
Then doubtless he would have discovered the constructive
policy which should replace the American intervention
fiasco.
After we take Will’s good advice to “quit and get back
home,” what do wc do then? For that does not solve the
1 roblcm. There will still be Central American revolu¬
tions. There will still be periodic destruction of United
States property and killing of our citizens.
There will still bo demands of European powers for u
to protect their nationals on threat of their intervention.
There will still be occasions when an outside police power
is required to protect legitimate international rights.
And when those crisis come, ail of the hard sense of
Will Rogers and the good intentions of the W hite House
are not going to keep several million excited brethren
and sisters of the patriotic organizations from pushing us
back into the Big Stick policy.
Then we shall rush south again with a high hat in on •
hand, u gun in the other, a battleship in the background
and proceed to “clean ’em up” in the name of God,
country and bonds.
That is what has always happened before, and will
again.
Unless—.....
t nless we recognize that the protection of interna¬
tional rights there is not our job but an international
job.
Unless wo substitute for our Monroe Doctrine of Yan¬
kee paternalism a new Pan-American doctrine of mutual
equality and mutual responsibility of all the American
i i publics for protection of their joint interests and right.;-.
1 nless we renounce our selfish diplomacy and dicta¬
torial power in favor of a l’an-American union which can
and will act.
Peace is not preserved by mere good intentions. Dis¬
pute: are as inevitable in this hemisphere as elsewhere.
Military interventions and wars are not ended by words.
International organization is necessary. International
law is necessary. International enforcement is necessary.
As Will Rogers says, we mean well. But that has not
kept us from making a mess of things and earning the
hatred of our neighbors. Nor will AY ill Rogers’ policy of
withdrawal mend things.
We must build where we have destroyed. Wc must
turn their hatred into good will. We need them; they
need us. Wc must live with them and work with them
ns equals.
There is only one way. Gall it an American League of
Nations, call it an effective Pan-American Union the
name does not matter. But that is the only way out. -
New York Telegram.
Cities in Georgia are trying to find out which one has
the oldest Confederate monument. Georgians are wak¬
ing up to the value of historical points of interest and
every town is trying to outdo the other. They are got -
tire nearly as bad as St. Augustine with its score of
“oldest house in America."
THE BRUNSWICK NfWS
THE GRAB BAG
Ocean Front Maybe
Ripsnort “Feefoozlum i always
grouching about his lot in the world.’’
Shushem—“Well, you would, too, if
yours was in Florida like his is.”
—-Exchange.
All Try Once
“Some say love i. a chemical reac¬
tion,"
“Well wc can ail conduct our own
laboratory experiments.”
—Exchange.
No Need to Move
Maid—“Get up, Mr. Goofus the
dining room is on tire. ’
Goodfu; “In that case I will have
breakfast in bed."
—The Pathfinder.
Old Customer
“Caraway is an old customer of
you" laundry, is he
“Oh, my, yes. We’ve be-m getting
buttons of him for years.”
—Exchange.
That’s About All
Hoax -“How wonderful it would
be if when enjoying ourselves we
could arrest the flight of time.”
Joax—“Why, only yesterday in a
movie 1 stopped a couple of hours.’
—Exchange.
The Modern Way
Hoboken “Did you yell for help
when you were; held up?”
Shamokin “I started to but the
bandits told me -hat it I didti t shut
u;> they’d call the police.”
—Exchange.
Keeping ll Home
Minnie—“I got soft hearted yester¬
day and gave a bum a dollar. ’
Maxine- “What did your husband
say?”
Minnie—“Thanks.”
—The Pathfinder.
One or the Other
Secretary—“A man has just called.
Ho wishes you to tell him the secrets
of your success in life.”
Financier—“Is he a journalist or a
detective?”
—Exchange.
She Did
Rudy—“If you gave me only he
least. Tope, I
Clara-.....“I have given you the least
hope 1 have given to an man.”
—Exchange.
T anted
Mrs. Tilt nose “1 had a terrible
dream last night. 1 dreamed that all
the animals that went to make up my
furs were standing around my bed.”
Mrs. Slammer “How silly to let a
few rabbits frighten you.”
—Exchange.
Net Out Yet
“Mat-lavish claims that during the
nation-wide drive for drought relief
funds, he was one of the firs’ to put
hi; hand in his pocket.”
“Acs, 1 noticed every time I met
him he kept it there.”
—Exchange.
Easiest M ay Out
Antonio “That was too bad about
Dmdtii.tr bfing shot, by his wile.
Why in !he world did she do that.’
Pistachio—-“She had long planned a
divorce but couldn”. afford to hire a
lawyc
-Exchange.
Quite Big
Angus “I hear Donald Mac-Tight
got quite a kick out of calling on
Ranke? Squeeze’s daughter the other
night.” the
Sandy “Yes, he showed me
place. Her lather must wear No.
14’s.”
—The Pathfinder.
Bis Big Chance
The actor approached the manager
with the idea of begging off for the
next performance; he had something
else he wanted to do.
“Mr. Feldzieg,” he began, “I'm not
myself tonight.”
“Fine,” said the manager, “now’s
your chance.”
—Exchange.
Gor.l Business
Tomasxo- "1 hear *hat in f hi-ia
if a wealthy Chinaman is condemned
to death he can easily hire another
to die for him.”
Tobasec- “Why sure. As a mat¬
te: i t fact, many a poo- Chinaman
over there maker his living by dying
for another.”
— Exchange.
Home Town Product
Johnny- "Aw. mu. I know where I
come from now.”
Mm her “W-why. J ohnny, what do
you mean ? ”
Johnny “Wall, my name's Ross,
isn’t if and 1 just passed a high
building with the sign on it. 'Ross
Manufacturing Co.’ ’’
-The Pathfinder.
Sure Cure
“Mildred’s father played a mean
trick mi her. You ktrnv that young
Robert she was going with?”
“Acs. did ‘he old man kick him
out ?"
f “No. he invited him to breakfast one
morning without his daughter’s knowl¬
edge. and now Robert ha.- stepped
going to see her.”
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SPANIARDS CHEER REPUBLIC AS MONARCHY FALLS
Associated Press Photo
Ar. excited crov/d milled about in Madrid streets after the republicans’ overwhelming victory in the
ejections bed set a ceal on the fate cf Kina Alfonso.
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By BOBBIN COONS
Hollywood, April 25.—The stag o
caricature of Hollywood, “Once in a
Lifetime,” may have been exaggerat¬
ed, but then there are these and oth-
LUCILLE 6i EASON
well-paid idlene .-, to return to New
York. Then he was informed his
contract had beer, renewed.
Ho boarded the train regardless,
and back in New York put on a suc¬
cessful show.
The movie factors re-discovered
him, this time for another studio.
Finally he agreed to accept another
conti act providing he could have a
lone hand in hit; picture.
He found, on arriving here, that
“his picture” was already half com¬
pleted by another director.
Lost in The Shuffle
Like the author in the play who
couldn’t convince the studio watch
hound that he really worked there,
another director remained under con¬
tra::, at still another studio, fully a
year, drawing SI ,000 a week.
With nothing to do he eventually
got. so I, .red Fitting in his office that
he stopped reporting. But the sai¬
nt y checks continued. He wasn’t
missed. Now he’s at another studio,
really working.
Polly Walters, a Broadway actress
who bad been Eddie Cantor’s leading
lady, was signed in New York and
sent west.
To her amazament she was refu «>d
admittance to the studio here, which
thought she was just another unknown
using- a time-worn ruse to crash the
gates.
After three days she gave up, took
an apartment and settled down to en¬
joy he;- vacation “on pay.” Finally
the studios found who she was and
now she is moving toward stardom.
On The Oilier Hand
But there’s another side to this
funny town that isn’t related so often.
There’s an actress, victim of circum¬
stances, who is in need of money.
The women's press club here an¬
nounced a benefit bridge tea for her.
The club members, all women, and
their three official hostesses of the
occasion—Lucile Webster Gleason,
Ev elyn Brent and June Collyer—alone \
know the identity of the needy actress!
and are pledged to secrecy. i
The secret has been kept. j
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