The Georgia record. (Atlanta, GA.) 1899-19??, September 09, 1899, Image 4

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“He Laughs Best Who Laughs Last.” A hearty laugh indicates a degree of good health obtainable through pure blood, c/h but one person in ten has pure blood, the other nine should purify the blood wtih Hood"s Sarsaparilla. Then they can laugh first, last and all the time, for The Worst Part of It. De Jones—l heard your firm dis charged you. Smythe—Yes; but I wouldn't mind that so much if they hadn't added in tuit to Injury. De Jones—How so? Smythe—They advertised for a boy to fill my place.—Chicago News. The Poor Ones. Tommy—Paw, are all editors starv ing. like the funny men say they are? Mr. Figg—No; only the ones who own their papers. Beauty Is Blood Deep. Clei.n blood means a clean skin. No beauty without it. Cascarots, Candy Cathar tic clean your blood and keen it clean, by stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im purities from the body. Begin to day to banish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads, and that sickly bilious completion by taking Cascareta, -beauty for ten cents. All drug gists, satisfaction guaranteed, Me, 250, 50c. Home is usually the clubman's last ro sort. t The Cuban Army Us»» Winter-smith's < hill Cure.-Arthur Fster & Co., Louisville. Ky, Gentlemen: "Please seed us some VMniorsmith's Chill Cure, wblcu has given such brilliant results in treating cuilla and fever now raging in Cuba,”—Dis. Manuel Actgular, E. Hernan dez, F. Muno. There are B,74o,oooparsons in London who never enter a place of worship. l “Too Good and Too Cheap to bo without it.” PILES * 4 E suffered the tort urea of the damned with protruding piles brought on by constipa tion with which I was ufhiot-ed for twenty years. I ran across your CASCARETS in the town of Newell. la., and never found anything to equal them. To-day I am entirely free from piles and feel like a new man.” C. H. Kmitz. 1411 Jones St., Sioux City, la. CANDY M CATHARTIC rcucouw TRADE MARK REOISTIRID Pleasant, Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do Good, Nover Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c. 25c, 500. ... CURE CONST6PAT6ON. ... SUrDrf Ritsody Company, Chicago. Montreal. Sew fork. 511 Nft Tft Sold and guaranteed by alldrug- KV* { W-bay gfsta to dVIEF. Tobacco Habit. II 1 If you have itch, totter, ringworm, IfiOW S Pcx rnt ’ salt rheum, or any skin ■ v T? tj trouble, use Tetterino nt once, and XT atop scratching. It will cure you. I Olli Never falls. Take no substitute rec ominended by your druggist. If he Cl • 5) doesn’t keep Tetterine, send 50c. In ’ stamps to J T. Shuptriue. Savannah, ** • Ge., and get a box postpaid. I' ’ THE REASON WHY g For man or beast SLOAN’S! LINIMENTI Excels —is that it Penetrates E to the seat of the trouble im- ■ mediately and without irrita- B n ting rubbing and kills the S Family and Stable Sltroa Sold by Dealers generally. B Dr. Far! S. Sloan, Boston, Mau. ffi College of Dentistry. DENTAL DEPARTMENT Atlanta College of Physiclane and Surgeons OLD BBT Collkgk IN Btatr. Thirteen i h An nual Session opens Oct. 8; closes April 30th. Those contemplating the study of Dentistry should write for catalogue. Address S. W. FOSTER. Dean. 6*4-63 Inman Bldg.. Atlanta, Ga. WANTED AGKNTR lor our Cotton M fl Book ; it begins nt 3c. and runs to lie.: fl fl figures the 1 tithe and 201 he from 800 to 700 fl B pounds; a 84.C0 book for only M)c. It sells fl B like “h« t cakesteima liberal. Alsu lot &S the Bible Looking Gihmk. It tearhea th a B ■ Bible by i I lust rational a cools making from fl g $4.00 to $10.(0 per dny. Write to-day. fl J. 1.. NICHOLS A ( 0., Atlanta, Ga. g ?J OPPED .. FB r. E L. m i-i Permanently Cured fl inasnll, Prevented b, M H33w OH. KLINE'S GREAT j S EH W OVE RESTORER ■ P©s!Uv©corn for all Kcttomc Vitentet, Fits. EpUepqr, Spasms and St. V-.tus' Dcmt. t o His or hervousar.M after lire’ day’ec»e. Treatise tud $2 trial bottle free to Ek paiiootx, they p.nar cm print ch©r<ca(mlf when reoHred. Send l<» I»r. Kline, Ltd. Hollerns Institute of Medicine. 931 Arcti .‘•■t-. I’ nluuvlpbia. Pa. n® Wilts WK&i ALL tCSE FAILS. „ 2 Rest Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use gJJI Frj In time. Retd bv drupglsts. *1 MEXICAN STREET NAMES. A Fashion la Nomenclature That la Appal. II ( to the Stranger. The afreet names of Mexico are something really appalling to the new comer. Some years ago the streets of the city were renamed systematically with numerical avenues running east and west, and streets north and south, and although the new names are prom inently posted on all the corner houses, they are never used except in official documents. Every one uses the old names. Many of these are place names, or streets are named for some occur rence or tradition, or for the character of the trades that formerly predomi nated in them. The number of names | Is Infinitely multiplied because each l block Is regarded as a street and has a separate name. When the name of a street continues the same through more than one block, the various squares are designated as first, sec ond, third, etc. Many of the street names seem very odd to foreigners. Those named for the deity and religi ous personages are numerous. For in stance, there is the Heart of Jesus street, and tho street of the Holy Ghost; Ave Marla street, and the ave nue of the Love of God. Others are the street of the Saint of the True Cross, the Arches of Bethlehen, and the Graves of Saint Sunday street, tho Bridge of Saint Peter and Saint Paul, and the street of The Crosses of Sor row. Not only are the names of streets un usual, but they are often found In the most Incongruous locations. For in stance, If you walk down Jesus street, and continue in the second block, you will bo startled to find that you are then on the street of the New Slaugh ter House. The Alley of the Egg and Potato street arc Just as likely to be the prolongation of the Back of Saint Teresa street as any other. The street of the Seven Princes may no longer be fnhabltated by royalty, but the avenue of Ulustglons Men wus named for real persons. Tho street of the Lost Child derived its name from a popular tradi tion, but t>he avenue of the Fifth of May was named for a famous battle with the French. There are a large number of the capi tal's streets named for living things. There are the street of the Little Bird, street of the Fish, Bull street and Goat Street, and streets of the Files, Rats gnd Roosters. Then there are the the streets named for various trades men, as the streets of the Hatters, To bacconists, Coachmen. Milkmen, etc. One short block glories in the name of the street of the False Entrance of Saint Andrew. The alley of the Little Candle Shop, the street of Heads, street of a Thousand Wonders, the Square of the Thief, are other oddities. It Is not recorded exactly as to wheth er Sad Indian street and the street of Crazy People were named after those who endeavored to learn all the street names of the City of Mexico, but if you at least feel inclined to use harsh language after- trying it yourself, you should first go over to Devil street.— Modern Mexico. A Georgia Genus. A discovery has just been made by the merest accident by the Yoeman in the person of a young man scarcely twenty years old. His name Is Charles Aired and his home has been at Theo Hall's for several years. Charlie, as he is known In the neighborhood, is a perfect genius in original inventions with engines and machinery. He is of slight stature, very quiet and unassum ing and there is not one man in a thous and who would suspect that in this quiet lad was hidden the peculiar gen ius that mnkes great men. Charlie has already invented, made and set to go ing several engines and machines, all of them being made of scraps of iron picked up in the neighborhood. He gets wheels out of cast off reapers and worn out mowers and from old worn out threshers. He has made n small trac eion engine to run on the road and has one set up In a little shop of one-half horse power that runs an emery wheel to gum all the saws in the country. Charlie has never read any books on science and the laws that govern steam engines or any kind of machinery.— Wickliffe (Ga.) Yeoman. His Cleverness. Vice-Chancellor Bacon had an anti pathy for one member of the inner bar practicing before him. This man’s services were not much In demand, for, although his ability and knowledge of law were undoubted, he was apt to look at a case from an impractical point of view, and not to make the most of Its best points. It was com monly said of him that he had a twist in his mind. When this man was about sixty years old, some one re marked to the judge that he was very clever. "Yes," said the old man, slow ly and judicially, "he is a very clever young man.” and, after a pause, he added: "If he swallowed a nail, he would vomit a screw.”—The Argonaut. Plantation Chill Cure is Guaranleed The Ingenu's Little Game. He (elated) —By Jovel I've taught yon how to swim in two hours. I think that breaks the record. She—Oh, hardly. Jack Dadsby taught me in Sn hour and a half ! The Moon May Coms Back. Professor Darwin, of Cambridge, prophesies that the moon will ulti mately return to the earth, whence it was cast off in the remote past. Music for Nervousness. Some scientists have claimed that music has the power to soothe the nerves But the quickest way to cure nervousness is to strengthen the nervous system. We know of nothing which will accomplish this quicker than Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. It is the ons medicine that is successful above all others in the treatment of blood, stomach and liver diseases. Do not take a substitute. See that a private Revenue Btamp covers ths neck or the bottle. The man who thinks little is apt to talk much. No-To-Bnc for Fifty Cents. Gusrsuteed tobnccc habit cure, makes weak men strong, bleed pure. 50c, sl. All druggists. An artist's sign isn't necessarily a sign of genius. Prof. Chan. P. Curd, A. IW.. Washington University, St. Louis, Mo., s»r«i “We unhesitatingly attribute the recovery end continued good health ot our little boy to Tsethiwa. Upon tuese powders he seems to fatten and thrive.” A first-class lake steamer costs about SI,OOO a foot to build and equip. Mrs. Winslow's bonthing Syrup for children teething.softens the gums, rectticesiufiamtna tion.allays pain.cures wind colic. JSc. a ooltle. In Northern China many of the natives are dressed in dogskin. Howto ITlakc Money in Strawberries i» told by our free publication-. <?. l *. Co. Strawberry Speoialt-ts, nl trell, N. C. Immense coal field* have been discovered , in Zululand. Fducate loir Bowels With CascßYOts. Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever. I 10c. £6c. If C. C. C. fail, druggietsrefund money. A ton of oil has been sbtained from tbo tongue of a single whale. Absolutely Free. To introduce Findley’s Eye Salve I will send by mail absolutely Free a 25 cent box to any one writing me a postal card giving name and address. It cures sore eyes at once. Address J.P. Hayteb, Decatur,Texas. In battle only one ball out of e : ghtyflvs takes effect. How’s Thia? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hull's Catarrh Cure. F. J. Chbney CO.. Props., Toledo. O. We, the undersign'd, have known F. J. Cha ney for tho last 15 and believe him per fectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obliga tion made by their firm. West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. Walding. Kinnan A Marvin, Wholesale Drug gists. Toledo. Ohio. Hull’s Catarrh Cure 1s taken internally, act ingdlrectly upon ih p blood and mucous sur. faces of the system I’rice. 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. Hall's Family Pills are the best. We have not heftfTi without Plsn’s Cure for Consumption for 33 veers.—T.izzir Ferrel, Camp St.. Haijisbnrg, Pa.. May 4. 189-i Chicago Im ship Ing considerable shoes and leather to Mexico. To Cure Const!patinn Forever. Take Casearets Candy Cathartic. 10c or 23c. II C. C. C. fall to cure, druggistsrefund money. A woolen company in Pyme, Conn., has been organized. Why take Nauseous Medicines? Ara you suffering with IHOIGESTIOH? Ara you suffariag with KIBHEY or BLADDER TROUBLE ? Are you subject to COLIC* FLATULENCY or PAINS in the BOWELS ? De you suffer from RETENTION or SUP PRESSION of URINE? Do you feel LANGUOR, and DEBILITA TED in the morning? WOLFE’S Aromatic Schiedam SCHNAPPS CURES THEM ALLI! Pleasant It take, Stimulating, Diuretic, Stomachic, Absolutely Pure. THE BEST KIDMEY and LIVER MEDICINE IN THE WORLD I I I For Sale by all GROCERS and DRUGGISTS. BEWARE OF SUBSUTUTES. An Awful Break. "I do so hope you will succeed,” said the motherly, warm-hoarted landlady. "I am bound to,” said the sanguine young inventor. “And when 1 do you won’t see me eating at a place like this j any more.” Then, in realization of the utter im possibility of fixing things, be grabbed hit hat and fled.—lndianapolis Journal. Don’t Tobocco Spit rnd Smok. Vour Life *woy To quit tobacco enrily nnd forever, be mag netic. full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To- Bac, the wonder-worker, that makes weak men strong. All druggists.soc or tl. Cure guaran teed. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Remedy Co.. (’hirepn nr New York. The owners of plantations in Cuba refuse to employ Spanish laborers. To cure, or money refunded by your merchant, so why not try it? Price 3Oc. I PmS 1 Sick headache. Food doesn’t dl | gest well, appetite poor, bowala con- I stipated, tongue coated. It’s your I liver! Ayer’s Pills are liver pills, I easy and aafe. They cure dyapep- I ala, biliousneaa. 23c. All Druggists. Wait* year nionitMhe « burd a beautiful browp or itch black f Then use BUCKINGHAM’S DYE iSUten. «JWMCT, as »■ »■ Hma Q<>._a> W Vfa N. M. I GOLDEN CROWN LAMP CHIMNEYS Are the beet. A«k for them. Cost no more than common chimneys. All dealers. PITTBBURG GLASH CO., Allegheny, Fa. DR, MOFFETT’S JRg ■■TEETHING POWDERSWy Aids Blgektlon, Regulates the Bowels am! Makes Toething Eaay. TKETHIMA Relieve* the Bowel 1 Tro abl ©e of Children of Any Ago and Costs Only 15 Cents. Ask Your Druggist for it If not kept by druggists mail 25c to C. J. IWO F F FT'M', IVI. D., NT. LOU IS, MO. Offift S 3 tl 0k ZS an( l Whiskey Hablte HUi ■ B ■ K&ra cured at home with r 10 m B.M.WOOLLWY, M.D. A titania, Office 104 N. Pryor SL B^insmeJt ■efQ >ry Loaded Shotgun Shells. r” loaded with Smokeless powder and “ NewL loaded with Black powder. Superior to all|- ands for * RMITY, RELIABILITY AND STRONG SHOOTING QUALITIES.? ister Shells are for sale by ail dealers. Insist upon; lem when you buy and you will get the best. ; MOTHERHOOD is woman’s natural destiny. Many women are denied the happiness of children through some derangement of the generative organs. Actual barrenness is rare. Among the many triumphs of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is the overcoming of cases ■’’Ys supposed barrenness. This great medicine is so well calculated to regu cto late every function of the generative or- gans that its efficiency is vouched for *H— jy—yiffff by multitudes of women. a A&ffKafiL© B Mrs. Ed. Wolford, of Lone Tree, “ Dear Mrs. Pinkham—Befor. taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound I had one child which lived only six hours. The doctor said it did not have the proper nourishment while I was carrying it. I did not feel at all well during preg nancy. In time I conceived again, and thought I would write to you for advice. Words cannot express the gratitude I feel towards you for the help that your medi- J W cine was to me during this time. I felt like a new person; did my work i up to the last, and was sick only a short time. My baby weighed ten pounds. He is a fine boy, the ® joy of our home. He is now six ? A I ■' weeks old and weighs sixteen pounds. Your medicine is cer- f/ y y ■ tainly a boon in pregnancy." ‘> Mrs. Flora Cooper, of Doyle, S. Dak., writes: f “ Dear Mrs. Pinkham— \'S Ever since my last child I \ suffered with inflammation of a \-x \ the womb, pains in back, left 3 w « side, abdomen and groins. My 2. g head ached all the time. I could not walk across the floor wkhoutsuffering intense pain. I kept getting worse, until U'i two years ago I wrote to you for advice, and began taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. I had not finished the first bottle before I felt better. I took four bottles, and have been strong and perfectly healthy ever since, and now have two of the nicest little girls.” Malsby & Company, 30 S. Broad St., Atlanta, Ga. Engines and Boilers Steam Water Meistem, Atenm Pumps awA Fanberthy Injectors. XZ E 1 Manufacturers and Dealers tn SaaL.’W" MILLS, Corn M ilia, Feed Milla, Cotton Gt* Machin ery and Grain Separator©. SOLID and INSERTED Saws. Baw Teeob and l ocks, Knight's Patent Docs, Birdsall Maw Mill and Pnglne Repairs, Governors, Grate Baks and a still line of Mill Supplies. Price and quality of goods guaranteed. Catalogue free by mentioning this paper. W. L. DOUCLAS $3&53.50 SHOES “ ion t Worth $4 to $6 compared with other makes. Indoreed by over 1,000,000 wearers. ALL LEATHERS. ALL STYLES THK GMXUINB have VT. la. D©Qg>aa* ■am© and pF>« ikapd an bo lu>a. Take no substitute claimed to be a> good. Largest makers of $3 nad >8.50 shoes tn the world. Your dealer should keep them—ls not, we will send yon a patron receipt of price. State I kind of leather, alee and width, plain or cap toe. Catalogna C Free. W. L. DOUGLAS SHOE CO.. Brockton. Ma&s. FILL YOUR CHILDREN’S HEAD With knowledge. Keep their feet off Damp wet ground. Look for the box Our name’s upon, In a seal both Red and round. Serviceable School Shoes GIRLS— BOYS— Rob Roy, Reil Rock, Crack Pl-oof, High School, Cash Basis. Carnegie. J. K. ORR SHOE CO., Atlanta, Ga. MENTION THIS