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Folly of Extravagance.
“Before I agree to undertake your
defence,” said the eminent criminal
lawyer who had been called, “you will
have to be perfectly frank with me and
tell me the whole truth. Did you em
bezzle the $20,000 you are accused of
having taken?”
“Yes, sir,” replied the accused man.
“I’ll not attempt to conceal the fact
from you. I stole every cent of it.”
“How much of it have you still?"
“It’s all gone but about $10.” ,
“Young man,” said the eminent law
yer, buttoning his overcoat about him
and putting on his gloves, “you’d better
plead guilty and throw yourself on the
mercy of the court.”
“I’ll do it if you say so, sir. What
are you going to charge me for the ad
vice?”
“Ten dollars.”—Chicago Tribune.
B. B. B. CUBES BLOOD POISON.
Bottle Free to Sufferprs.
Blood Tolson, producing Falling Hair.
Itching Skin, Swollen Glands, Eating Sores,
Ulcers, Eruptions, Pimples, Sore Throat
and Mouth, Bone Pains, cured to stay cured
by B. B. B. (Botanic Blood Balm), made
especially for all terrible Blood Troubles.
Sold at drug stores $1 per large bottle. Trial
bottle sent free to sufferers. Write for it to
Blood Balm Co., 6 Mitchell St., Atlanta, Ga.
Advanced One Number.
•‘Does your wife let you sit in the
easy chair she gave you Christmas?”
“No; she sits in that; but now I get
to sit iu the one she gave me last year. ’’
—Chicago Record.
Putnam Fadblfss Dibs do not stain
the hands or spot the kettle. Sold by all
druggists.
Slate Pencil Industry.
Pencils from slate dust molded by hydraulic
pressure are-U'.w made in largo quantit es.
They are much more popular than the solid
cut pencils. One factory last year made 25,-
000 000 molded pencils.
Fdncate I'onr Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever,
ICc. 25c. If C. C. C. fall, druggists refund money.
Marshall Centenary.
February 4th. next, will be celebrated by
lawyers and judges in various parts of the
country as the centenary of John Marsh-Il's
appointment to the chief justiceship of the
United dates.
Road This. The Peerless Tobacco Works
Co., of Bedford City. Va., wants traveling sales
men in each state. Write them for particulars.
Experience not absolutely necessary.
Whales’ Teeth as Money.
Whales’ teeth form the coinage of the Fiji
Islands. They are painted white and red, the
rod teeth being worth about twenty times as
much as the white.
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma
tion. allays pain, cures wind colic. 25c. a bottle.
Vitality low, debilitated or exhausted cured
by Dr. Kline s Invigorating Tonic. Free $1
trial bottle for 2 weeks’ treatment. Dr. K’ is.
1.d.,531 Arch St., Philadelpha. Founded HrsF
One Example.
Johnson—Did yo’ evah heahob any
body fakin’ silver for de liquor habit?
Jackson—Wa al, yais! Old man
Randolph swipes his wife’s spoons
occasionally. —J udge.
/Had
a Bad
Cough
“I had a bad cough for six
weeks and could not find any
relief whatever. I read what a
wonderful remedy Ayer’s Cherry
Pectoral was for coughs and I
bought a bottle. Before I had
taken a quarter of it my cough
had entirely left me.”—L. Hawn,
Newington, Ont., May 3,1899.
Quickly
Cures Colds
Neglected colds always lead
to something serious. They
run into chronic bronchitis which
pulls down your general health
and deprives you of sleep: or
they end in genuine consump
tion with all its uncertain results.
Don’t wait, but take Ayer’s
Cherry Pectoral just as soon as
you begin to cough. A few
doses v/ill cure you then. But
it cures old colds, too, only it
takes a little more time. We
refer to such diseases as bron
chitis, asthma, whooping-cough,
consumption, and hard winter
coughs.
übiubi riirißnaansan
If you’ve just taken cold a 25 cent bot
tle is all yoif’ll need. For harder cases a
50 cent bottle is bettor. For chronic
troubles, and to keep on hand, the SI.OO
bottle is most economical.
WWI
CARVING MEATS.
How the Various Cuts of Meat and Kinds of
Fowl Should be Carved.
"There Is a real pleasure in follow
ing the skillful carving of a fine, well
cooked turkey, says Ella Morris Krets
chmar when writing of “The Art of
Carving” in the Woman's Home Com
panion. “The carver should place the
fork firmly in the breast, the neck
end being to the left, then separate the
two thigh-joints from the body. Next
remove the wings at the shoulder-joint
then slice the breast down to the long
wedge-shape piece—the ‘Emperor’s'
muscle.’ Next the bone should be re
moved whole, and then remove the oys
ters from the back, divide the legs
and thighs, and begin the serving. Re
move the filling with a spoon.
"A goose, unless young and tender,
Is a carving problem, and even when
in prime condition is a deceiving meat
dish in the matter of quantity. The
same may be said of ducks, wild and
tame. There is almost no meat on the
backs of these birds; thewings and legs
are far from choice, having little meat,
and that not often tender; so there re
mains only the breast for satisfactory
servings. Cut the breast-meat straight
down parallel ■with the bone. A roast
from the round must be thinly sliced
across its face. Curve a rib roast in
slices parallel with the ribs, never
parallel with the backbone, and make
the slices as thin as possible. A fillet
can only be cut through in uniform
slices, somewhat thicker than from a
rib roast. A sirloin must have the ten
derloin removed and sliced separately.
Roast or boiled legs of mutton, venison
or veal are carved by cutting at right
angles down to the bone, the thick side
first, then turning to get at the thin
side. In veal, mutton and lamb the
lowest bit of meat on the leg, the hock,
is the choice piece, being very tender
and juicy. Tongue should be cut in
slanting slices, as thin as wafers. Ham,
likewise, should be shaved rather than
sliced toward the bone. When one un
derstands the exact location of joints
and the grains of meats the rest of
carving is easily acquired.”
One Immense Advantage.
If the Russian Academy of Science
prevails in having English adopted as
a universal language, perhaps con
ductors may use it in calling off sta
tions.—Philadelphia Times.
Beauty. Is Blood Deep.
Ciekn blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar
tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im
purities from the body. Begin to-day to
banish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets, —beauty for ten cents. All drug
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, 10c, 25c, 50c-
The “Kids” Repeat It.
Father—History repeats Itself.
Son—lt don’t in our school. They make us
kids do it —Judge.
Beware es Ointments for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury,
as mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole system
when entering It through the mucous surfaces.
Such articles should never be used except on
prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the
damage they will do is ten fold to the good you
can possibly derive from them. Hall’s Catarrh
Cure manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, 0., contains no mercury, and is taken
Internally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. In buying
Hall’s Catarrh Cure be sure to get the genuine.
It is taken internally, and Is made in Toledo,
Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists; price, 75c. per bottle.
Hall’s Family Pills are the best.
The Illinois State Board of Health recom
mends that a sanitarium for consumptives be
erected.
To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets < andy Cathartic. 10c or 25c.
If C. C. C. tail to cure, druggistsrefund money.
French manufacturers demanded the rejec
ilonot the reciprocity treaty with the United
States.
11. 11. Green’s Sons, of Atlanta, Qa., are tho
only successful Dropsy Specialists in the world.
See their liberal offer in advertisement in am
other column of this paper.
An Old Grant.
Mrs. Edgar A. Sto-er, wife of a Columbus
(U ) banker, has found among old papers a
grant signed by one of Washington’s generals
lor eighty thousand acres of land located in
Kansas.
How Are Yonr Kidney* f
Dr. Hobbs’ Sparagus Pills c»jre all kidney Ills. Sam.
pie free. Add. Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or N. Y.
Dreyfus’ counsel, M. Labor!, will lecture for
thirteen weeks in the United States next au
umn.
I have found Piso’s Cure for Consumption
an unfailing medicine.-F. R. Lotz, 1305 Scott
St., Covington, Ky., Oct. 1, 1894.
The United States supreme court decides
that tapioca flour is admissible free of duty.
Tlir npCT FIVE-tent
I lit DES 1 SMOKING
Tobacco on Earth is
NOT in theTRUST
TOP
IS THE BRAND.
Union Made I
fiiieiie BSE Mw!
MANUFACTURED BY
BROWN BROS. CO., WINSTON, N. <-
Obeying the Scriptures.
Evelyn (who has just been robbed
of a kiss) —Mr. Kurate, how dare you?
Hansom Kurate (meekly)—l beg
pardon, but I was only obeying the
Scriptural injunction, “Do unto others
as you would have others do unto
you.”
Don’t Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic, full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To-
Pae, the wonder-worker, that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, 50c or sl. Cure guaran
teed. Booklet and sample free. Address
Bterlinfc Remedy Co., Chicago or New York.
Pays Over Half the Taxes.
New Orleans represents more than the total
valuation of Louisiana, and consequently pays
more than half the taxes.
BEg Cures a Cough or Cold at once,
Conquers Croup without fail. y/j
fra Is the best for Bronchitis, Grippe,
mm Hoarseness, Whooping-Cough, ana
for the cure of Consumption.
f/Tl Mothers praise it. Doctors prescribe it fuj
Small doses ; quick, sure results.
RIFLES
“Ifly wife had pimples on her face, but
she has bean taking CASCARETS and they
have all disappeared. I had been troubled
with constipation for some time, but after tak
ing the first Cascaret I have had no trouble
with this ailment. We cannot speak too high
ly of Cascarets.” Fred Waktman,
5708 Germantown Ave., Philadelphia, Pa.
CANDY
W F CATHARTIC
MARK MOI&7IRED
Pleasant, Palatable, Potent, Taste Good. Do
Good, Never Sicken, Weaken, or Gripe. 10c, 25c, 50c.
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
Sterllaf ReMdy Company, Chicago, Montreal, Mew York. 314
MTA ® Aff* 80,(1 and guaranteed by all drug
■ I gists to CITIEE Tobacco Habit.
OTA S H gives color,
flavor and firmness to
all fruits. No good fruit
can be raised without
Potash.
Fertilizers containing at least
8 to io% of Potash will give
best results on all fruits. Write
for our pamphlets, which ought
to be in every farmer’s library.
They are sent free.
GERMAN KALI WORKS,
93 Nassau St., New York.
I FOR 14 CENTS f
9 to Main this yoar 200.0C0 ®
■ naw oustomera, and hence offer 0
A 1 Pkff- Garden Beet, •> lie Q
Z 1 -Karl’at Emerald Cucumber 15c Z
ft vJMffgg 1 ” LaCrosse Market Lettuce, luc X
X 1 “ Strawberry Melon, 150 X
9 1 ** 13 Day Radish, 10c 9
® SI I “ Barly Ripe Cabbage, 10c •
1 •* Early Dinner Onion, 10c O
5 a ‘ Brilliant Flower Seeds, 15c Z
? jBwlM Worth SI.OO, for 14 ceats. fEou §
9 EWf SI Above 10 Pkgs, worth SI.OO, we will ®
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S N S SALZER S MILLION DOLLAR POTATO Z
ABi 89 npon receipt of this notice 14c. X
Z nS stamps. W« incite your trade, and X
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® weeds you will never do without. 0
A $£ O O Prizes on Salzer’s U»OO—rar- A
A eet earliest Tomato Giant on earth. C X
Z JOHN A. SALZER SEED CO., LA CROSSE, W!8. * X
oeoe»«e«aei»oeeeooo»eo$««ee
w. l. douclas
S 3 & 3.50 SHOES B,“'™
Srth $4 to $6 compared
with other makes. /
Endorsed by ovpr SH
1,000,000 wearers. gfo. O
7/c genuine have W. L. E ’7 Yjd
tniglas* name and price [' AtK Zy
amped on bottom.
) substitute claimed to be V : ' ,: 7
5 good. Your dealer k
hould keep them—if
lot, we will send a pair
1 receipt of price and 25c.
tra for carriage. State kind of leather,
te, and width, plain or cap toe. Cat. free.
coion eyelets 1-* DOUGLAS SHOE CO., Brockton, Mass.
MILLINERY GelfTaocht in a few Bays for $1
> Iso valuable information about renovating ma
| terial, feathers, etc. 11’ Alb MILL! I.RV LU.,
| 24 Washing con Street, Constantine. M.cit.
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Cost no more than 2d class aciiool. Catalog free
FALLING
HAIR
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Save Your Hair with
Shampoos of
/ftticura
u SOAP
And light dressings of CUTICURA, purest of
emollient skin cures. This treatment at once
stops falling hair, removes crusts, scales, and
dandruff, soothes irritated, itching surfaces,
stimulates the hair follicles, supplies the roots
with energy and nourishment, and makes the
hair grow upon a sweet, wholesome, healthy
scalp when all else fails.
Millions of Women
Use Cuticura Soap exclusively for preserving, purifying, and beautifying
the skin, for cleansing the scalp of crusts, scales, and dandruff, and the stop
ping of falling hair, for softening, whitening, and healing, red, rough, and
sore hands, in the form of baths for annoying irritations and chafings, or
too free or offensive perspiration, in the form of washes for ulcerative weak
nesses, and for many antiseptic purposes which readily suggest themselves
to women, and especially mothers, and for all the purposes of the toilet,
bath, and nursery. No amount of persuasion can induce those who have once
used it to use any other, especially for preserving and purifying the skin,
scalp, and hair of infants and children. Cuticura Soap combines delicate
emollient properties derived from Cuticura, the great skin cure, with the
purest of cleansing ingredients, and the most refreshing of flower odors. No
other medicated soap ever compounded is to be compared with it for pre
serving, purifying, and beautifying the skin, scalp, hair, and hands. No
other foreign or domestic toilet soap, however expensive, is to be compared
with it for all the purposes of the toilet, bath, aud nursery. Thus it com
bines, in One Soap at One I’rice, viz., Twenty-five Cents, the best
skin and complexion soap, the best toilet and best baby soap in the world.
All that has been said of Coticuba Soap may bo said with even greater emphasis
of Cuticura Ointment, the most dolicate, and yet most effective of emollients, and
greatest of skin cures. Its use iu connection witli Cuhcura Soap (as per directions
around each package), in the “ One Niofit Cure fob Sohr Hands,” in the
“ Instant Kblibf Treatment fob Disfiguring Itchings and Irritations,"
and in many uses too numerous to mention, is sufficient to prove its superiority
over all other preparations for the skin.
Comp’ete External and Intsrnal Treatment for every Humor,
t? y§ | Eaifir g consisting of Cuticura Soap (25c.). to cleanse the skin of crusts and
taxi B( . a j es O nd soften the thickened cuticle, Cuticura Ointment (50c.).
■wi p* to Instantly allay itching, inflammation, and irritation, and soothe and
BHO SGt ? SI heal, and Cuticuha Kesolvf.nt (60c.), to cool and cleanse the blood.
A Single Set Is often sufficient to cure tho moa* torturing, disfiguring, aud humiliating skin,
•calp, and blood humors, with loss of hair, when all else fails. POTTIR Drug AND ChicM»
Corp., Sole Props., Boston. “AU about the Skin, Scalp, aud Hair,” free.
Don’t Stop Tobacco Suddenly
It ; n jure- nervous system todo ‘n BAC'*-
(T.’KOißthw only cure that REALLY CL’HES
and not'fl- * you when to stop ."old with a
guarantee that three boxes will cure any ca*«*. 1
Rf f n.PHnn 'B vegetable’-nd harmless. It
hw , C(;r ,. d thousand-, ir, will
cure you. At all druggist* or bv mail i
$1 a box; 3 boxes $2.50 Booklet tree. Wr to
EUREKA < H. CO.. LaCrosse, Wis.
RDADQV new mice very; ;
i % s quiok rp'ie r and ourtts worst i
cases Book of testimonials and 10 days’ treatms tl
Free. Dr H. R. GREEN’S SONS. Box B. Atlanta Ga [
Mention this e d v““ !
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11 Most talked of potato on earth ’ Our
W Catalog tells— ho also about Sal- |
R aer’fl Earheat Six Weeks Potato.
i largest farm an«l vegetable seed '~w
I groweraiJi U.S. Potatoen. 81.20 and f
I up a bbl. send thia notice and sc.
t« e<auip for Big Catalog.
' AgenU Wanted o v u 7p?».‘nWame?:
I t. raw. C. B. Anderson & Co.. 372 Eiin St., Dallas, i ex»,
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thne. Sold hy drnggis*gl