Banks County observer. (Homer, Ga.) 1888-1889, May 16, 1888, Image 3

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" j HIS ANSWER. " Wha'jt is my thought like?” Like a str*am, Whoso unseen course the eye niav .’race Throng Wren latwk, by tender beam Of leaf and bud, and shining gleam Of trees that fill the happy space. “What is my though® like?” Tike a rose; Deep chalice where the wild bee sips; Whoso rad ianfc heart doth space enclose ► Where waiting love may find repose, Vitb kiss of perfume ou its lips. "What is my thought like?’’ Like a bird That in tho glooming soars and sings; Whose voice, like some soft spoken word Through gloom of sin and sorrow heard. Lifts up the soul upon its wings. “What is my thought like?’ 1 Like a face That symbols all things fair and true; |e lines both soul and sense do grace, ►se eyes do glad the darkest place, hose lips bring life—my sweet, like you! —Mary E. Blake, in Boston Courier. PiTH AND POINT.' Bad Sign—Ar> illegal signature, ailure in the Yarn Trade—Writing iccessful novels. —Omaha Bee. doctor who speaks only one lan guage may yet understand a great many tongues. Christian Register. Strawberries are sl2 a quart. There ought to be gold in quartz of this kind for the producer. —Boston Bulletin. “I’m getting in some fine work now,” remarked the Judge, as he began to dis pose of the criminal cases.— Detroit Free Frees. Many a young man devotes more thought to the choice of a necktie than the choice of a profession —Burlington Free Press, De Smith—“Weil, Travis, how are you?” Travis—“Oh I’m robust, llow are you?” De Smith —“Plain bust.” —Burlington Free Press. While man toils upward with his load His speed is not increased. But when he strides the downward road. Then, everything is greased. —Oil City Blizzard. The London hmcel tells “howto lie when asleep.” If it will teach some pco -1 pie how 10 keep from lying when awake it will do a public service.— Detroit Free Pr,esu The young man who recites “Oh, the Snow,” should go out West and take a look at a genuine blizzard. He will probably know more and recite less. —• Merchant - Trace'er. “What’s bothering you, Smyth? You look unusually gloomy.” “It’s all a bill, Robinson. What shall Ido with it?” “Do with it? Send it to Congress.’’ —New lhven News. The ways of the giddy yonng people Extend to some things innate. For the gravy is soft on the whiskers And the miller dead gone on the grate, While the fly gets stuck on the butter, And the potato mashed on the plate. —Oil City Blizzard. Mrs. Pumpsey—“Our Bessie is the brightest little child you ever saw. She picks up everything she hears.” Mrs. Popinjay—“ Something like our "Willie. He picks up everything he sees.” — Bur lington Free Press. THE IDEAL AND THE REAL. They say that nothing's real, • That everything is seeming— The world is but ideal And life is only dreaming. But when a man falls down the stairway, And tries to think naught has come o’er ’im. That fellow’s surely in a fair way To strain this thinkerorum. Detroit Free Press. Wly Coal Should be Kept Under Cover. A German has made experiments to ascertain the amount of loss that coal undergoes when exposed to the weather. It will perhaps surprise many readers to hear that the loss is considerable. An thracite and cannel coal, as might be anticipated from their compactness, suffer least; but ordinary bituminous coal loses neany one-third in weight and nearly one-half in gas-making quality. From this it will be understood that coal Should be kept dry and under cover, and ■fiat to expose it to rain or damp is to R>sen its quantity and weaken its Kuality. Here, too, we have an ex planation of the inferiority of the great ■heaps of small coal which encumber the ■ground in the mining districts. —London I Herald of Health. I His Majesty Dong Khan, of Annum, |has fifty cooks taking part in the prepa ration of each royal repast, but each chef lis confined to the elaboration of a single I one of the fifty dishes of which the menu [is invariably composed. What His Fadder ISIJ. A few days ago I left tho office a little earlier than usual and attended a base bail game. By my side sat an inim itable specimen of the gonna known as tho “small bov.” The following is a part of tho fusillado ho directed at a meek companion: “Hey, Jimmy, I bet dat feller strikes out; beteher ti’ penoe! Oh (in a tone of deep disgust) ye’re no good—whatcher ’/raid of —a nickel’ Here’s one strike now—two strikes—sav, wot does yer fadder do? li-u-h! told yer dat do foller’d get to first. Gosh —dat lirst base’s n. g.; let a feller get seeon’ on his muff! Who’s dat cotcliin’ —Sweeny? Ah—he’s a slouch at dat? Jimmy, knew dat bloke’d get out on third—naw—do empire says ‘not out’— what’d I tell yer? Can’t teach yer fadder how to play ball. Uat's a daisy empire! (Iu a whisper)—Say, d’yer hear do dude in front say um-pire? Say, mister, gim me a light? Whew! —Free men’s on base! Let her go, Gallagher! Oh, dat’s bum —how many out? —two? Pooh, de fel ler’ll get in—well dat innings done and nary a run. Say, Jimmy, what does yer fadder do? Gallager! dere’s a Free •- base hit—look at dat feller’s logs—say, what does per fad—home, by gosh! Crickets! dat was a close ’no. None out! I beteher—dero goes anudder t’ree baser—over de fence —d’ye get onto dat? (whistles ‘Over the Fence, etc.) Say, Jimmy, what does yer fadder do? What? Play ball? Dat him knocked de ono over de fence? Sav, Jimmy, giv’ us yer flipper; de ol’ mans a daisy, I tell yer.” The Power of Language. “And so Tom has got home from college, Mr. Bigboe? I understand he is quite a linguist?” “He’s tho boss linguist,” remarked old Bigboe, but not proudly; “he lingers down town till two o’clock in the morn ing, and lie lingers in bed till noon, and he lingers at the table] long after everyone else has gone away foundered, and there’s going to be a reform in this linguist business or you’ll hear of a case of felo-de-se in this family by wear ing of a young man out with a hickory gad,” and the old man looked resolute, then melted into thoughtfulness, and said that was tho first Greek he had used in thirty years, since ho clerked in a drug store and studied the old masters on the bottles and inra. — Tinnlctte. “ Don t Murry Him!” “He is such a fickle, inconstant fellow, you will never be happy with him,” said Esther’s friends when they learned of her engagement to a young man who bore the reputation of be ing a flirt. Esther, however, knew that her lover had good qualities, and she was willing to take the risk. In nine cases out of ten it, would have proved a mistake; but Esther was nn uncommon girl and to every one’s surprise Fred made a model husband. How was it; Well, Esther had a cheerful, sunny temper and a great deal of tact. Then slio enjoyed perfect health and was always so sweet, neat and wholesome that Fred found his own home meet pleasant, and his own wife more agreea ble than any other being. As the year passed and he saw other women-of Esther’s age grow sickly, faded and querulous, he realized more and more that ho had “a jewel of a wife.” Good health was half the secret of Esther’s success. She retained her vitality and good looks, because she warded off feminine weak nesses and ailments by the use of Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. Nice, Italy, is suffering from the effects of the earthquake. Few visitors are going there. An Avaricious Man, Why is an avaricious man like one with a .short memory V He is always for-getting, but the w ise parent never forgets Taylor’s Chero kee Remedy of Sweet Gum and Mullein, the croup preventive, and cough and consumption cure. Consumption Surely Cured. To the Editor:—Please inform your readers that 1 have a positive remedy for the above named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy fuke to any of your readers who have con sumption if they will send me their Express and P. O. address. Respectfully, T. A. SLOCUM, M. C., 181 Pearl St., N. Y. To truly tell thousands, Taylor’s Hospital Cure for Catarrh is the most pleasant, painless and effective remedy known, send for free jmmphljet to City Hall Pharmacy, 264 B’way, The best cough medicine is Piso’s Cure for Consumption. Sold every where. 25c. Dyspepsia Makes many lives miserable and often leads to self destruction. Distress after eating, sick headache, heartburn, sour stomach, mental .depression, etc., are caused by this very common and Increasing dis ease. Hood’s Sarsaparilla tones tho stomach, and cures the most obstinate cases of dyspepsia. “Feeling languid and dizzy.* having no appetite and no ambition to work, I took Hood’s Sarsaparilla; with the best results. Asa health invlgorator and medicine for general debility I think it superior to anything else.’’—A. A. Hiker, Albany St., Utica, N. Y. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. $1; six for $3. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD Sc CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar The Old Silver Spoon. How fresh In my mind arc the days of my sickness. When I tossed me in pain, all fevered and aora; The burn ins, the nausea, the sinking aud weak ness, And even the old spoon that my medicine bore. The old silver spoon, the family spoon. The sick-chamber spoon that m\ medic'no bore. How loth were my fever-parelied lips to re ceive it, How nauseous the stuff that it bore to my longue, And the pain at my inwards, oh, naught could relievo it. Though tears of disgust from my eyeballs it, wrung. The old silver spoon, the medicine spoon. How awful the stuff that it left ou my tomue. Such is tho effect of nauseous, griping medl icines which make tho sick-room a memory of horror. Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Purgative Pe lets, on the contrary, are small, sugar-coated, easy to take, purely vegetable and perfectly effective. 25 cents a vial. Thomas a Becket's hones have been found In a stone coilln under Canterbury Cathedral. Chronic Conghs mid Colds, And all diseases of the Throat ami Lungs, can be cured by the use of Scott’s Emulsion, as it contains the healing virtues of Cod Liver Oil and Hypophospliites in their fullest form. Is a beautiful creamy Emulsion, palatable as milk, easily digested, and can bo taken by the most delicate. Please read: “ T consider Scott’s Emul sion the remedy par-excellence in Tub rculous and Strumous Affections, to nothing of or dinary colds and throat troubles.”—W. It ;s Conneli , M.D., Manchester, O. Phickly Ash Bittehs is an unfailing cure for all diseases originating in biliary derange ments caused by tho malaria of miasmatic countries. No other medicine now on sale will so effectully remove the disturbing ele ments, aud at the same time tone up the wliolo system. It is sure and saio in its action. Newcastle, Cal., lias a fig tree 8 1-4 feet in circumference, covering 2,500 feet of surface. Don’t ha wk, hawk, and blow, blow, disgust ing everybody, but use Dr. Sage’s Ca.arrb Remedy. The ice bridge below the Horseshoe Falls at Niagara continues to attract many sight-seers. For The Nervous The Debilitated The Aged. Medical and scientific skill has at last solved the problem of the long needed medicine fox- the ner vous, debilitated, and tho aged, by combining the best nerve tonics, Celery and Coca, with other effec tive remedies, which, acting gently but efficiently on the kidneys, livor and bowels, remove disease, restore strength and renew vitality. This medicine is (frames ekry (gmhound It fills a place heretofore unoccupied, and marks anew era in the treatment of nervous troubles. Overwork, anxiety, disease, lay tho foundation of nervous prostration and weakness, and experienco lias shown that the usual remedies do not mend tho strain and paralysis of the nervous system. Recommended by professional and business men. Send for circulan.- Priee 01.00. Sold by druggists. WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietors BURLINGTON. VT. BALM H&WMSJI - H 1 was * ur Prised after fim'nff Ely's Cream Balm months to find the 8 / -y right nostril, which was WmcJosed for 20 years, was | open a nd free as the other. frsA .l feel very thankful Uay rrifrR 1 ?- H - Cremngham, 275- HAY ” rfcVfclflSUt St., Brooklyn. A particle is applied into eachnostril and is agreeable. Price 50 cen's at druggists; by mail, registered, 60cents. ELY BROTHERS. 2:i5 Greenwich St., New York. ni r | c K|B* 1 EP® are shipping daily to all BUI hfa)parts of the United States, SFlre Arms and Gporttng Goods at I.ESS Than M AS TFACTUREHS’ PRICES. Write for CATALOG'DE. aham Gun Gosi s crrag^ A MONTH. AgcntsWanted. 90 bestscll- Ing articles in the world. 1 sample Free SPtifa V WAddress JA Y BRONSON, Detroit, Mich. Iffl&fiC BTI ~r - Book-keeping, Penmanship,Arithmetic, R lf irl£ Shorthand,. tc., thoroughly taught by mail. Cir culars free. BRYANT'S COLLEGE, 4i7 Main 3b, Buffalo. S. X. J IQ |f f D Waterproof Goat nh ln thn Don’t waste your money on a gum or rubber coat Thonsn BRAND SLiCicrn ptampid with the above is absolutely ir,tt*r nnd trim! moor, nnd will keep yew dry in tho hardest Florin n Titans, makk. Ask j or tho “FISH BRAND” flicker ami take no other. If your storekeeper dot- Inot have the “Fisa iutArtp”, send for descriptive catalogue to A J. TOWER. 20 Simmon* hi, Boston. Mass HONEST OPINIONS. B. B. B. HAS NO EQUAL. Candor compels us to admit that someone has long known the ingredients of B. B. B But since it has never been put before tho pub lic, and since ouo of tho present proprietors originated the prescription and used it for years in his practice, it is original. Zalaha, Fla., June 27. 1887. A'. E. Venable if C’df * I havo been using B. B. B. in my family as a bicod puritler. Have never used any medicine to equal it. Respectfully, Mas. 11. M. Laws. MAKES AN OLD MAN YOUNG. P. B.—l bought 8 bottles of your Botanic Blood Balm from my friend H. D. Ballard, at Camimbollo, 8. C. I have been using it three weeks. It appears to give me new life and new strength. If there is anything that will make an old man young it is B. B. B. lam willing to sell it. I con earnest ly and honestly recom mend Botanic Blood Balm. THE BEST PURIFIER MADE. Damascus, Ga., June 29,1887. I have suffered with catarrh for about four years and after using four bottles of Botanic Blood Balm I find my general health greatly improved, and if I could keep out of the bad weather I would be cured. I believe it is the best purifier made. Very respectfully, 1.. W. Thompson. TWELVE YEARS AFFLICTED. Bluffton, Ink., Feb 0, IBBr. I have been afflicted with blood po son for twelve years. Have used prescription from physicians offered mo during that period. Through the druggist, W. A. Gute.iu®, I pro cured one bottle of B. B. B. and since have used three bottles,and am satisfied it has done me more good than anything I ever used. 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