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Published to Furnish the People of Glascock County a Weekly Newspaper and as a Medium for the Advancement of the Public Good. VOL. XXVIII. NO. 23. Uncle Walk WalA –r 050 r TTt O ormt DISTORTED NAMES C(T HAD a letter from Marie Dusen <1 berry this morning,” announced Mrs. Jamesworthy, “and she hints that Bhe would like to come and stay with us a while.” “Let her keep on hinting until her elbow is out of joint,” said James worthy. “So long as I am master of this house, and my word is law, no American wom I jit I an self who Marie calls is her- go ing to be welcome at our groaning board. There are some affectations, ' Mrs. James worthy, which . give me a hor izontal pain in my shoulderblade, and the worst of them is this thing of givng foreign spelling and pronunciation to our home grown names, There isn't a finer or statelier name in the city di rectory than Mary. The most dis tinguished woman this world ever saw had that name, and It was good enough for her. “Any woman who tries to rear range such a name as that has some thing wrong with her intellect, and I’d be afraid to have her under my roof. At any moment she might be come a gibbering maniac. “When I was young all the good old fashioned names were in evidence everywhere. The woods were full of Elizabeths and Dorcases and COUGHS AND COLDS often tenacious, are a drain upon the vital forces. SCOTT'S EMULSION! strengthens the whole system and helps drive out the pre disposing cause. Scott A Bowne, Bloomfield, N. J. --ALSO MAKERS OF KihqidS (Tablets or Granules) -^INDIGESTION 20 - 16 «k JAMES H, BATTLE Warrenton, Ga. Office Phone 28 Dwelling Phone 39 Established in 1900 FIRE TORNADO AUTOMOBILE CAUSALTY BOLL WEEVIL LIVESTOCK Companies that have been'doing Insurance[bus iness in Warren and Glascock counties for a hundred years, All losses for twenty years have been paid promptly. Can you ask for any better? Do you wish any more? The cable of public confidence of which no strand has ever been broken. See Battle before the fire GIBSON RECORD QIBSON. QA., WEDNESDAY, APR. 19, 1922. das. The women who had such names were proud of them, and never mon keyed with them. Had they done so, they’d have been cast into outer dark ness by polite society. Just today 1 was gf–ncing over the newspaper and saw some mention of a woman who calls herself Elyzabeth. Now, I wondel what that ‘s’ is doing there. Sane people don’t spell Elizabeth with a ’y,’ and in the grand old days the people wouldn’t have stood for such an in novation. But in these modern times ail the institutions of our fathers and mothers are being overturned, and If a girl is so fortunate as to receive a stately name at her christening, she devotes the best years of her life to overhauling it, so it will look like something escaped from a feeble-mind ed institution. “There is no law to prevent women from maltreating their names, so we can’t rebuke then* by process of war rant, but we can at least set our faces against the fool custom and close our doors to the guilty parties.. I am a man of hospitable instincts, and would welcome to my abode the veriest beg gar or social outcast, but no Marie, Kathryn or Mae will ever enter this house while I have strength to resist. When I see them coming I’ll sell my life as dearly as possible, Mrs. James worthy. "My sainted mother was the smoothest woman I ever knew. Tak ing her by and large, pro and con, she stacked up about as high as anyone. She never tried to cut a swath in so cial circles, for she had a profound contempt for everything that was tri fling or superficial and she had a rev erence for old ways and customs. “Her front name was Isabella, and she wore it, without any frills or fur belows, as long as she lived. She never sent that name to the upholster er or taxidermist to have it made over. She realized that famous queens and other great women wore that name, and she was proud of It. You might have argued her into having her hair shingled or her front teeth pulled out, but If you had suggested rearranging her name she’d have thought your proper place was the booby hatch. Her name was a treasured possession, an heirloom morel precious than the fam ily jewels. “The name Isabella lends Itself to mutilation and transposition more than any other. Modern women, blessed with that magnificent name, can't rest until they have telescoped It, so we have Isabels and Isbells and Ysobels and half a dozen other variants, each being more Idiotic than the others. Whenever I think of the way my moth er hung on to Isabella I feel a new respect and admiration for that grand old woman, and I wish she were hero today, to make the round of the Chau tauquas, and point out to young wom en their duties and privileges.” The Road to Happiness You mu st keep well If you wish to be happy. When constipated take one or two of Chamberlain’s Tablets immed iately after supper. They cause a gentle movement of the bowels. STRENGTH VITALITY HAPPINESS A Message to People in Poor Health Who Want to Be Well If you are in poor health merely from a general run down condition, get some Gude’s Pepto-Mangan of your druggist and take it with your meals for a week or until you feel right again. Pepto-Mangan is a won derful tonic and blood-builder and is very pleasant to take. It does not act like a miracle. Its effects are gradual, but real and sure. It contains iron in a form easily digested and absorbed i,y the system. For thirty years Gude’s Pepto-Mangan lias been used by phy sicians as a tonic for run-down people. Don’t continue to be weak, nerve*' 1 , and headachy—hike Guoe’s Pepto Mangan and restore your good health. Thousands have been helped back to health by it—you can be benefited if you will accept this truth and act now. Sold in both iqu d oa la. 1 t .onn. Advertisement. April 14, 1902 April 14, 1922 S5t Twenty Years of Conscientious Service Sk tnce organization, our institution has constantly and ** consistently strived to render to its patrons andfriends a real service in every sense of the word. Ijtjte believe that this has made possible our splendid ^ growth and success of which we are justly proud. Tit always has been and still is our pleasure to foster and promote every deserving undertaking in Warren and surrounding counties C. R. FITZPATRICK, Pres. E. P. DAVIS, V. Pres. R. F. FOWLER, Cashier Citizens Bank WARRENTON , GA. CAPITAL AND SURPLUS $ 75,000 Tax Notice I will be at the following places for the purpose of receiving Tax returns for the year of 1922. First Round. Mitchell, Saturday, Feb. 18. Edgehill, Tuesday, Feb. 28. Blankenship Mill, Thursday, Feb. 16. Gibson, Saturday, Feb. 25. ISecond Round Mitchell, Thursday, March 16. Edgehill, Saturday, March 18. Blankenship Mill, Tuesday, March 28 Gibson, Saturday, March 25. Third Round Mitchell, Saturday April 15. • Edgehill, Thursday, April 20. Blankenships Mill, Thursday, Apr. 6. Gibson, Saturday, April 29, Special Round, Beall Crossing, Thursday, Mch. 9th, Agricola, Tuesday, March 21. Bastonville, Thursday April27. A.M, Steephollow, Thursday Apr. 27. F.M, Boooks will close May 1st. R. W. Irby, Receiver, Glascock County Ga. 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