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BERNARR MacFADDEN STATESMAN EXECUTIVE.
The crisis through which our American people have been
traveling for the past eight years has developed an independent
thought in economics and politics which has brought into the
spotlight outstanding Americans, who have been successful in
business and| patriotic in their sound expressions on politics and
economy in government, oe of whom appealing to the South
greatly being the Hon. Bernarr MacFadden, publisher of the Lib
erty Magazine. Mr. MacFadden’s forceful editorials on govern
ment have attracted the nation and especially those clear think
ing people of the South who are interested in good government.
There are many other American citizens, both in the Demo
cratic and Republican ranks, who have been equally effective in
building an American mind towards the stability of American
government. It would be well for both parties, Democratic and
republican, to identify these gentlemen in the counsels of their
parties so that these parties would be benefited by their sound
advice. The rank and file of the American people are looking
more to these courageous, successful men in the bringing out
of this country from the depression than they are to the moss
back politicians in both major parties who are bound in thought
and expression by narrow political procedure.
The Savannah Daily Times, familiar with Southern thought
and tradition, is convinced of MacFadden’s strength in the South
ad Southerners as a whole are not satisfied with the steam-roller
tactics adopted at the Cleveland Republican Convention and if
the same tactics are adopted at the Philadelphia Democratic
Convention, there may possibly be a mass movement of American
citizens behind successful business leaders which will over
shadow both Democratic and Republican parties. This is not
at all impossible. The taxpayers of these United States in this
coming national election are going to speak in no uncertain
terms and will not be led into blind alleys by fancy-phrased plat
forms. Such men as MacFadden may yet be heard from. It is
for the future to decide.
This newspaper understands that there is now in process a
movement on foot in the South for outstanding Southerners from
the thirteen Southern states to give a dinner in New York in
honor of Bernarr MacFadden as an expression of the South’s ap
preciation of his courageous manner in the discussion of the
South and its problems.
We wish only to say—Go to it, Southerners—Do a good job.
We trust that you will pay the same tribute to other great na
tional leaders who are interested in the South and her problems.
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Doesn’t Uke Myrick
Editor Daily Times:
Your lambasting of the Morning
News In Sunday’s issue of the Daily
Times is most unfortunate and fool
hardy, such piffle is not received with
warmth and enthusiasm among the
average Savannahians. I fear you
are making a mountain out of mole
hill.
Personlly I think the Morning
News’ editorial on "Landon for Pres
ident" was a very fine article. It
appealed to those with some sem
blance of intelligence not connected
in any way, shape or form with poli
tics. There is some hope for the
average citizen, if Landon is elected,
if F. D. R. is re-elected all is darkness
and the revolution will come before
his next four year term is ended.
I am a young man born and raised
in Georgia. I am not now,
nor ever have I been connected with
any kind of politics. The lawyers
and politicians all these years have
tried to ram this “democratic party”
talk down the throat of this genera
tion, but to no avail. If you will take
the trouble to check who the demo
crats are in this community you will
find that they are lawyers, 75 per
cent of whom make their living by
political intrigue, yes I mean that,
tied in with the tin horn politicians of
the Myrick type. They are able to
eke out an existence. Then the other
democrats are out and out politicians,
thoee with jobs, whose salaries are
paid by us, the “suckers.”
There are pul- • lenty of voters
right here in Chatham who will vote
against F. D. R. next November.
There are voters who feel that they
are not lined, up with any party, for
it is mean and principles with many,
and not rotten party politics.
I am not a democrat or a republi
can. The time is coming when there
will be on such thing as a major
political party. The people will see
to that. This nation will never sur
vive under the present political party
system. It’s got to go and all the
crooked politicians with it.
The quicker we have a government
who will conduct and have its affairs
conducted like a rational business
man would conduct his business, in
stead of like inmates of a lunatic
asylum would do, the quicker we will
have normal business times and at
first there will be terrific prosperity.
Let’s forget parties and platforms
and have men and principles. Until
we do, I’m somewhat dubious about
Ameica’s future.
A YOUNG MAN VOTER.
Editor Daily Times:
It would be a great help to us vot
ers if neither party bothered with
platforms or conventions. They are
useless and annoying. Anyway, who
ever heard of a vote bein gcast on
the strength of a platform?
Let’s be honest withourselves. We
vote for one candidate because his
name begins with the same letter as
ours; for another because his oratory
is entertaining, much more so than
a paid comedian.
Os course, we rarely admit these
reasons, even to ourselves, but once
in a while they are bound to come
out and then the absurd truth hurts.
INTERESTED CITIZEN.
- All Os Us -
Some mothers run whenever a
youngster yells for mama.
Others don’t . . . They say he’ll
have to learn I’m not going to come
running whenever he wants me.
Some parents discuss everything
with their children, go Into long ar
guments with them, take everything
they say seriously.
Others say that takes too much
time. They've tried and it got so they
had to spend hours convincing those
youngsters about obvious things . . .
No they say, “DO IT or take the con
sequences!”
Some parents boast that they have
never laid a hand on their little ones.
Others say bluntly, “Well, I have!
There are times when there is only
ONE thing to do to straighten them
out —and that's to give them a sharp
smack on the bottom!”
Some parents think they’ve done
their children a great favor by bring
ing them into the world.
Other parents think the favor is on
the other side.
Which kind are you?
“LAFAYETTE, WE ARE HERE!”
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—WASHINGTON AT A GLANCE-
HOW MILITARISTIC
Because of Armament Expenditures
IS UNITED STATES?
(Central Press, Washington Bureau,
1900 S Street)
By CHARLES P. STEWART
(Central Press Staff Writer)
WASHINGTON, June 19.—1 s a
man a militarist for advocating a
formidable army and navy?
The United States is scheduled to
spend more during the 1936-’37 fiscal
year on the development of these
services than ever we spent before
in pace time.
A billion!
Strictly speaking, the total is a
trifle higher than that, by about 100
million dollars, which, however, is
a picayunish sum in this day of 10-
figure reckonings. Besides, the odd
100 millions are for what are de
scribed as non-military purposes.
Now is that or isn’t it a warlike
program?
* * *
Two Contentions
Paclfistic folk say that it is. They
argue that a country which is well
prepared for war inevitably gets into
one sooner or later.
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The pro-preparedness element, on
the oppose hand, contend that they
are the true pacifists. Their reason
ing is that a strongly armed nation
is least likely to have a conflict thrust
■ upon it because other people are
afraid to tackle it.
That is, to be tolerably sure that
1 we are left in peace, we must stand
ready Co fight for peace—for our own
neutrality anyway.
No Rule Holds Good
The answer seems to be that there
is not any satisfactory answer.
Stronglj’ armed powers do get into
wars, and sometimes, notwithstand
ing their apparent strength, are beat
en. For example, Germany.
Very pacifistic countries are im
posed on- For example, China.
Neither rule consistently holds
good, apparently.
• • •
, Contrary Views
I Curiously enough, there are mili
i tarists who speak pacifistically and
pacifists who speak milltaristically.
Illustratively former Congressman
Fred Britten of Illinois, long chair
man of the representatives’ naval af
fairs committee and a strenuous sup
porter of a big American sea estab
lishment, always has taken the view
that ocean armaments must be cut
to a minimum, because, if they exist,
ultimately they will clash.
Contrariwise Congressman George
Huddleston of Alabama maintains
that reducing armaments accom
plishes nothing: peoples who feel the
urge to fight will fight with primi
tive weapons if they haven’t up-to
date ones. Peace, he maintains, is in
the heart; not a mere matter of me
chanical equipment, or of treaties—
except az they mean something.
Other Reasons?
Uncle Sam’s billion-dollar prep
arations are represented as purely
defensive.
Unfortunately they also are men
tioned as directed against possibilities
of domestic discord. Their proponents
suggests that labor may become
obstreperous and have to be squelched
here at home.
Defense by the navy against a for
eign invasion and use of the army
in a local capitalistic-labor clash are
two different propositions.
Words of Wisdom
Knowledge is the only fountain,
both of the love and the principles
of human liberty.—Daniel Webster.
-WORLD AT A GLANCE—
PLATFORMS EMBARRASS
Candidates Who Do Not Dictate Views
BY THEIR ABSURDITIES
By LESLIE EICHEL
Central Press Staff Writer
PARTY PLATFORMS are an em
barrassment to candidates. The Re
publican platform probably will prove
an embarrassment to Governor Lan
don.
The Democratic platform has been
flung at President Roosevelt again
and again—but it won’t be after Phil
adelphia. The president will write
his own platform there.
You see, platforms are written I
prior to the nomination of a man— j
if he is not re-running for office.
The Old Guard of the Democrats
shaped the 1936 Republican platform
in Cleveland. No sooner had it been
made public, than the presidential
nominee-to-be, wired to the conven
tion repudiating two sections —one
section inserted by the liberals (un
der Borah), the other by the reaction
aries.
As it is, the platform draws fire
from organized farmers and organ
ized workers.
* * *
Farmers and Workers
Organized farmers’ opinion of the
platform is voiced by Edward A. O’-
Neal, president of the American Farm
Bureau federation, in these words:
‘We are badly disappointed that
the Republican platform does not con
tain any provisions for giving farmers
away to control or adjust their own
production, so as to prevent sur
pluses from. throwing prices out of
line.
“I can find nothing in the Cleve
land program which advocates con
trol of production by farmers. On
the other band, the Cleveland plat
form attacks the AAA program and
its methods, the Republicans forget
ting that they advocate d positive pro
duction control in their 1932 plat
form.’’
For the American Federation of
Labor, William Green announced
that the platform did not meet the
MyNew York
By
James Aswell
(Copyright, 1936, Central Press Asso
ciation)
NEW YORK. June 19.—Being a
sucker for magic, thought-transfer
ence and all manner of sorcery and
mumbo-jumbo (except in govern
ment), I responded to the invitation
of Messrs. R. J. Sales and Bernard
Matz,, who. as “the Two Mystics” are
currently the rage at the gargling
parlor of Drs. Leon and Eddie. They
guaranteed to make me feel pretty
silly and they did.
They told me my mother’s first
name and my great-grandfather’s
last name; they read the inscription
on my watch and hinted that I had
nothing to worry about in that con
nection from the embargo on gold;
they deciphered my laundry marks
and the numbers on the dollar bill in
my pocket, explained my age, favorite
color, flavor and previous condition of
servitude. Professor Sales, who was
foresighted enough professional!, to
have been born in Alexandria (Egypt,
not Virginia, he hastily added), is a
pretty slick number and I haven’t the
slightest idea how he did any of it.
He told me that he worked mostly
among the Vanderbilts, Atterburys,
Stotesburys, Reids and Asters and
spent a good deal of time in Palm
Beach. Th? ultra-fashionables, he
said, are ’more co-operative” when
he begins to count the fillings in their
teeth at a hundred yards blindfolded.
Mind-reading, asserts the Two Mys
tics (Dr. Matz was not bom in Egypt
and so he is still only an apprentice
wizard, bearing to the master much
the same relationship as R. Tugwell
would to K. Marx if that pair had an
act on RKO time), has been much
injured in scientific dignity by the
activities of mere tricksters. The
phonies have made it harder for the
true seers and created so much public
skepticism that twice the normal
amount of concentration is required
to penetrate the simplest mind.
“Well then,” I suggested, "if mind
reading is a science you should be
able to perform an act of thought
deciphering in its pure state. I am
thinking of a word. What is the
word?”
Professor Saies burned me with his
mesmeric glance.
“I can, and I know the word. But
I wouldn’t tell you. You know why?”
“I haven’t the slightest idea.”
“It’s those fakers and trickesters.
They have created such a state of
mind in the public—and unodubtedly
you share it—that sincere scientists
like ourselves must not allow our
selves to prove how baffling our art
really is. If I told you the word you
are thinking of I wouldn’t get any
credit for it. That would be pure
mind-reading—and yet you’d be sure
there was some sort of trick. There
fore I won’t do it, because I wouldn’t
get credit for doin~ it.”
1 told him I thought the explana
tion perfectly reasonable.
But the Two Mystics are only one
pair, and the saucy bistros are be
ginning to hire them by the dozen.
Night club proprietors, always quick
to sense the trend, have hit upon the
growing willingness of Americans to
believe in the incredible. It is scarcely
possible now to go out in the town
after dark without finding your pock
ets full of live chicks and hearing
your most secret thoughts read out
to the multitude.
It is fun to believe in these mild
thaumaturgies just as it is fun to be
lieve that when you are 60 years old
you can quit work and receive S2OO
a mont hfrom a citizenry properly
mindful of your achievement in
reaching that age. Both are illusions,
and only the night club owners seem
to know where illusion stops and
reality begins. The clink of their
cash registers is no illusion.
expectations of labor—only two of 20
demands having been incorporated.
* * *
Ambiguous
To tell the truth, the Republican
platform builders had their own dif
ficulty over the supreme court. They
had to hedge. They were not certain
the supreme court would declare con
stitutional that which would be good
politics to write into the platform.
The platform, therefore, is one of
i ambiguities on social welfare.
i Lloyd White, labor editor of the
I Cleveland Press, a close observer at
the convention, puts the case into
these words:
"The statement of Governor Lan
don for a minimum wage amendment
if necessary, was an additional ges
ture toward labor and liberals beyond
the platform. The platform left the
problem at a stalemate since the su
preme court has closed the doors to
legislation on minimum wages, maxi
mum hours ,and working conditions.
The platform held the Republicans
believe it can be done under the con
stitution.
“If such legislation can be carried
out under the constitution, the Re
publicans are losing some of their
thunder for condemning the New
Deal for attempting to legislate on
such subjects under the constitution.”
To Clarify
It is presumed, in view of the plat
form contradictions, that Governor
Landon will make further amend
ments during the campaign.
The entire business of platform
writing is absurd. Men never heard
of during a four-year interim turn
out a document in two days that is
supposed to be a Bible, not merely to
a president and a congress, but to
127.000.000 persons. Those old fogies
—for that is what they are—never
take into consideration that the world
moves rapidly, that new problems
arise every minute and that the words
they put down usually are just so
much trash when reviewed in the
light of day, away from these liquor
soaked conventions.
Can one man out of 10 million
name the members of the recent Re
publican platform committee? And
what professions do the platform
writers follow during theintervening
four years? We have looked that
up, as to some—and it seems incon
ceivable that a nation would trust
itself to their “wisdom’’.
Not In the News
By WORTH CHENEY
AN UNUSUAL story of a dog’s
sense of duty is told by R. L. Flynn,
a reader of Michigan. The story is
concerned with his own dog, Paddy,
an Irish setter.
One night Flynn and his wife de
cided to attend a motion picture in
a theater located directly across the
street from their home. They left
Paddy locked inside the house, and
as they were leaving they saw him
watching them from the front win
dow.
Scarcely an hour later, in the
midst of the movie program, Flynn
noticed a pressure against his leg.
Looking down he discovered a dog
at his feet, and upon closer exami
nation found that the animal was his
own, Paddy.
Unable to understand how Paddy
had been able to get out of the
locked house, Flynn sensed that
something had gone wrong. Paddy
was an obedient dog, and had never
fallen into the habit of following his
master when he had been told to
stay at home. So Flynn decided to
return to the house to investigate.
Once outside he noticed that Pad
dy’s head was covered with scratches
and blood. Shocked by this discov
ery, Flynn raced home to find that
someone had forced open the rear
door, evidently intending to burglarize
the place.
But try as he did. Flynn could find
nothing missing. Evidently, Flynn
says, Paddy fought the intruder and
drove him away before he was able
to steal a thing. Then, somehow sens
ing that his master should be noti
fied, Paddy had obtaned entrance
into the theater when the doorman
was not looking, and picked out his
master from an audience of more
than 500 people.
* * *
J. A. RICOS, reader In Wisconsin,
wonders if some dogs do not possess
a sense of humor. After seeing his
amusing story of his own dogs, we
would be inclined to say that they do.
Ricos has two dogs, an airedale and
a cocker spaniel. Living with their
master on a farm, the two dogs have
plenty of freedom, and often are
gone for an entire day, either visiting
neighbors or romping in the woods.
One day the airedale returned home
with a dead porcupine in his mouth.
The condition of his head and mouth
indicated that he had not captured
the animal without a fight, and there
were several quills sticking in his
nose. Moved by admiration for the
brave dog, Ricos removed the quills,
petted and fed him, and then put him
to bed.
But the spaniel showed his disgust
of th? whol: affair. Jealous of the
attention bestowed on the other dog,
he snorted and dashed off. But he
reappeared a few minutes later with
an object in his mouth. Then, with
a triumphant sway to his body, he
walked up to his master and put the
Object—his catch—at his feet. It
was an old scrub brush!
All classes of people hoard gold in
India as a reserve against famine.
The wealthy princess have accumu
lated enormous sums, estimated at
one time at a total of approximately
$2,500,000,000.
Pavements in New York city con
sist of 15 different coverings. The
cheapest is water-bound macadam
and the most expensive is granite
block •
Today is the Day
By CLARK KINNAIRD
Copyright, 1936, for this Newspa
per by Central Press Association
Friday, June 19; Festival of ths
Sacred Heart in Madeira. New moon
Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Scanning the skies: There are
“thunderstorms’ without thunder.
Whenever there is lightning from a
clear sky, it is not accompanied by
noise. Thunder follows lightning only
when there are clouds. There can
be and are long thunderstorms with
thousands of bolts and brilliant flash
es in which there is no thunder.
* • •
NOTABLE NATIVITIES
Rush Dew Holt, b. 1905, “baby’
senator from West Virginia . . .
James J. Walker, b. 1881, onetime
playboy mayor of New York . . .
William A. Brady, b. 1983, t heatrics
producer. . . .
♦ • ♦
TODAY’S YESTERDAYS
June 19 1819—the 300-ton Savan
nah, first steamship to cross the At
lantic, at Liverpool from Se
vannah on its maiden trip. She nsec
sails more than steam on the 26-day
voyage.
June 19, 1867—Maxmilian Haps
burg, 32, Austrian archduke who
wrote verse and travel books, died
before a firing squad because he had
allowed the French to make him em
peror of Mexico. The United States.
Whose Monroe Doctrine he had
flaunted in attempting to establish
European rule in Mexico, was the
only one which tried to save his life
from the infuriated patriot Benito
Juarez!
* * *
25 Years Ago Today—The nation’s
first moving picture censorship board
was created by Pennsylvanias legis
lature. The legislators forgot to
make an appropriation for it, so it
didn’t begin to function until Feb. 1,
1914.
» » *
June 19 in State Histories—l7s4:
Congress of seven colonies met at Al
bany, N. Y., to plan defense against
the French, and consider union . . .
1846: The first regular baseball club,
the Knickerbockers of New York,
played its first game, against a club
at Hoboken, N. J., and lost 23 to 1
. . . 1873: Susan B. Anthony was
fined in New York for voting in a
presidential election ... 1885:
Statue of Liberty received from
France for New York harbor . . .
1917: Cotton reached 27 cents a
pound on Exchange. . .
• » •
FIRST WORLD WAR DAY BY DAY
20 Years Ago Today—Allted gov
ernments demanded that Greek
forces be demobilized, and the minis
try of Premier Skouloudis fell. The
new government formed by Zaimis
acceded to demands for guarantees
of an attitude of “benevolent neutral
ity,” meaning that Greece wasn’t to
help anybody except the Au.es.
(To be continued)
• • >
IT S TRUE
Tears you shed in crying are so
antiseptic tht even when diluted
they kill microbes.
One New York bank has 64 vice
presidents and 67 second vice presi
dents.
The Union of South Africa has
two capitals—Capetown and Pretoria.
Francis Wilson reproves us: “You
called New York the world’s largest
city. You are probably aware that
the population figures for New York
and for Greater London are 6,930,446
and 8,202,898 respectively, making
London considerably larger, but per
haps you do rot <Voose to recognize
the concept ‘Greater London’ as rep
resenting a city only. London is ex
tending its boundaries has behaved
little differently from many an
American city. Americans should ad
mit the validity of Greater London
population figures for they were ob
tained in a manner widely used by
Americans.” Yes, but in th? same
amount of territory encompassed by
Greater London, New York has twice
as much population.
Dave Winbray, one of my favorite
correspondents, often quoted here,
responds to the statement that the
"Irish” potato which was first In
troduced into North American from
Ireland, originated in South Amer
ica. “I was cruising timber for the
government in the Sitgreaves forest,
Arizona, when at an elevation of
about 8,000 feet I found some wild
potatoes. . . I have every reason to
believe that these potatoes were na
tive to that region ... If the po
tato is also a native of this country,
granting that our present potato
originated, or came from South
America, wouldn’t it be interesting to
establish the fact that the potato is
also indigenous to this countryt
Let’s see what this might bring forth
from botanical-minded readers of the
column.”
• * •
Queries, reproofs, etc., are welcom
ed by Clark Kinnaird.
The Grab Bag
One-Minute Test
1. Give the next line after: “We
are lost!’ the captain shouted”.
2. Dinstinguish between (a) anode
and (b) cathode.
3. Near what large city are the fa
mous pyramids of Gizeh?
Hints on Etiquette
If a man desires to meet a woman
staying at the same hotel, he may
ask a hotel official to introduce him
to her.
Today’s Horoscope
If your birthday is today you are
tolerably contented, although you are
not a stranger to reverses, which at
times weight you down. Your great
trouble Is that you fail to appreciate
your true worth.
One-Minute Test Answers
1. "As he staggered down the
stairs.” (From "The Captain’s Daugh
ter”, by James T. Fields.)
2. (a) The positive pole of an elec
tric current, (b) the negative pole,
3. Cairo. Elgypt.