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PAGE SIX ADVENTURES OF JOE AND SUE - By- JOHN W. WESTON In the Museum ( "Yer promised to take me walkin' ! through the museum. S’posin' we M ' start now? Sue began. > “A guy has to go through with a promise I reckon, but what's yer four- R ry? I’ll stick out my chest and shoot . | them works jes to pleze yer, won’t , take long goin’ over that junk.” Epf “Is yer screwy? Yu’d better take rerself a loan o’ sense, JUNK! it’s O| worth more than the lot under yer >7 icalp, seems to be terrible dumb not to see nothin’ no time.” “Is that so! pipe down! I alius floured a row on my hands when I opens my jaws. I won’t start nothin’ ’ j Cuess I’m no hand to be talkin’ back; \i . 1 likely makes a mess of it, but if yer hankerin' to be bright, yer jes gona lose out wel let’s be startin’.” ' Ain't we gonna walk through the park an feed them squirrels an’ pid gins with com and take a ride on the lake in them little love-boat.” I “Is yer goln’ soft now? cut out ! that baloney.’’ . . . Sauntering along a huge building loomed in sight. ■jag "Is that yonder the Jail-birds \ house?” was Sue's eager Inquiry. “Here you, corner the COP, he’ll rag ® et you answered JOE. Enter ing the museum, JOE got stuck In the turnstile, some of his toggery was laserated, hurting his dignity very much, but wnen released the immen j sity of the place made him actually pop-eyed it all looxed so amazingly new to him. SUE grabbed his arm and steered him about. The first sight that attracted their attention was “KING TUT” safe and snugly tucked away. There was no beauty rest mattress In evidence and this old guy was minus the garrulity of KING SOLOMON’S numerous wives and seemed quite content to hold his rightful resting place and be con tent to hold his rightful resting place J pnd be contentedly left a;one. l' > Tn the next room stood a Grecian ‘W • by Jinny Nig cwwws wriieic f#cTS ' $ * F 7 U- 6S SL-jsEl WELL, I DIDN’T think I’d get that raise. Not with that new blonde in the office. 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He was transfixed his eyes bulged, his gait petrified, that dame got him. “What’s gotten into yer? come on yer nut, ain’t yer shamed starin’ at that brazen hussy with no clothes to talk of.” He was nuaged with an elbow that belonged to the wrastling game, and with great diffculty dragged away. “What yer thinkin’? you ain’t gonna buy that naked woman where’d you put her, she belongs in bed un der covers, then where’s you gonna sleep?” was SUE’s harrangue. In the sculpture hall they saw the cast of a youth resting on his lan guid ample torso. “Holy Gee! that guy must abin bustin’ the record when that flivver hit.” Noticing the loss of his manly supports. His eye was now cast on a beautiful Venus nearby, clothed in the remains of voluptuous nudity. “Them two must abin aneckin’ when that Lizzie broke lose.” JOE commented. SUE decided to get on the trail of some of the big pictures, what caught her fancy was a black bewhiskered Arab in a flowing cape, astride a white steed, dim under layers of dust and old varnish with expectancy of it being removed from the wall on immediate purchase. She hastened to JOE. “Well hop to it!” was the answer. After he had scrutinized the surface of the canvas under a glow of light, he revolted her desire for possession. “One guy’s plenty for the week’s washin’.” The antique jewelry at tracted SUEs curiosity; here JOE balked. “Yeah! Aint I jes tellin' this is the finish, get that in yer bean, Savvy! and keep it under yer bonnet.” So, among the helpless, armless legless, but very safe dames SUE left him as she snooped about the picture gallery again, convinced now that Art had won her .recalling that her daddy was a painter man who mostly did chicken coops and dog houses. JOE strayed about trying to get Sally’s Sallies 7 | KMOW ) ( YOU MAF£ /MP A VihJ? 7 A j_ar<sF ljl Every man over thirty has at least one novel in him—and that’s the best place for it Diving Beauties Who Seek Berlin Honors ft ■. ’IMF' Left to right are Katherine Rawls of Miami, Marjorie Gestring and Mrs. Dorothy Poynton Hill of Los An geles who displayed top form to win places on the women’s Olympic diving team which journeys to Berlin, Germany. They won their places from the 10-foot board at Astoria, L. I. (Central Press) his thoughts straightened out. By now he was worked up like a Xmas “Jack in the box,” wound too tight and ready to bust. In his opinion the remains of all this broken junk was ready for the dump pile, rather than shoulders de void of heads na dbodies destitute of arms an legs; set forth to ensnare the simple mind and untrained eye. His specifications of these ultra sphinz-like antiques were boldly note d. And was Joe tired? both, they left the mu seum and ran into an impressive lot of bottled goods placed in a tub of ice. JOE guzzled three beers which drowned three sturdy hamburgers. “Here’s regards to them other simps in the museum.” Now he felt at east and much elated so he called it a day, and the turtle-doves Jour neyed homeward, arm in arm. BRICK J-Q rcl by WILLIAM RITT and CLARENCE GRAY (there he is? then it must °'X' X IT IS ONE OF OUR BE BRADFORD/ over K l enXh. 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DOVJKJ ATTHE PIER ANO ME TOLD A _ J ' - ■ -■^■T r jMIS& X / H Bl 1 J Bl JM ></ / A n z ZZK IV r _ Zj. ■ • —-TT7- ? - | g. t ~ wiwwj ■» SAVANNAH DAILY TIMES, WEDNESDAY, JULY 15, 1936 On The Air RADIO PROGRAM Wednesday, July 15 CBS P.M. 4:oo—Margaret McCrae, songs 4:3o—Buddy Clark, songs s:oo—Eton Boys, quartet s:3o—News; Sports Resume 6:oo—Lee Wiley, songs 6:3o—Benny Fields, songs 7:oo—Cavalcade of AmeriA 7:3o—Burns & Allen, comedians B:oo—Kay Thompson B:3o—“Come On Let’s Sing” 9:oo—Gang Busters 9:3o—March of Time 10:00—Dick Stabile’s Orchestra 10:30 —Don Bester’s Orchestra 11:00—Jan Garber’s Orchestra 11:30—Bernie Cummins’ Orchestra 12:00—midnight, Eddie House, organ Thursday, July 16 A.M. 7:00—On the Air Today 7:3o—Salon Musicale B:oo—Larry Vincent, songs B:3o—As You Like It 9:00 —Fred Feibel, organist 9:30 —Salon Musicale 10:00 —Blue Flames 10:30—News in Spanish 11:00—Poetic Strings 11:30—Summer Rhythm. 12:00—noon, Matinee Memories P.M. 12:30—Academy of Medicine Pro gram I:oo—Between the Bookends I:3o—Music in the Air 2:oo—Salvation Army Staff Band 2:30—D0 You Remember? 3:00—All Hands on Deck 3:3o—Greetings from Old Kentucky 4:oo—Bluebirds Wednesday, July 15 NBC 4:oo—Jackie Heller, tenor 4:3o—The Singing Lady s:oo—Flying Time s:3o—News; Entertainers > 6:oo—Amos ’n Andy 6:3o—Doris Wester, songs 7:oo—One Man’s Family 7:3o—Wayne King’s Orchestra 8:00—Col. Stoopnagle and Bud B:3o—Symphny Orchestra 9:oo—Your Hit Parade and Sweep stakes 9:3o—Mart Kenny’s Orchestra 10:00—Jolly Coburn’s Orchestra 10:30—Phil Ohman's Orchestra 11:00—Shandor, violinist 11:30—Luigi Romanellis Orchestra 12:00—midnight, Fletcher Hender- son’s Orchestra A.M. 12:30—Keith Beecher's Orchestra Thursday, July 16 7:oo—Morning Devotions 7:3o—Cheerio B:oo—Songs My Mother Taught Me 8:00 —Breakfast club 9:oo—News; Alden Edkins, songs 9:3o—Ralph Kirberry, dream singer 10:00—Wendell Hall, songs OSENSE \-.-V 1 10:30—Fiddlers Three 11:00—Girl Alone, sketch 11:30—Dan Harding’s Wife 12:00—noon, Words and Music P.M. 12:30—National Farm and Home Hour I:oo—Thursday Matinee I:3o—Jos. Llttau’s Orchestra THE TUTTS by Crawford Young! t> «#£ W ® Pap 5Mb/ But? CLARA clam sifcisb W a BACk 1 WftNT OF FAMILY /MILX MILKMANS . , \y— > Wr I 2:oo—Music Guild 2:3o—Harold Nagel’s Orchestra \ 3:oo—Woman's Radio Review I 3:3o—Light Opera Company 1/M 4:oo—South Sea Islanders ’ Queries reproofs etc., are welconv ed by Clark Kinnaird. Address him care of this paper.