The Columbia sentinel. (Harlem, Ga.) 1882-1924, May 13, 1886, Image 3
■a TALMAGE'S SERMON.
■ aUGHTER of the bible.
■ fest: "Then wm our mouth fillo I wi h
Tsalni. (, xxvi., "He that
in the heavens shall laugh."—Fsaiin
■*■
-eight times in the Bible is leferen e
H,.;. to this configuration <>f le ituivs uml
Htii. k expulsion "t breath which we .-nil
Somcti nos it is ls.ru of the suh-
Hiin< nuil sometime of the midnight. <some-
Hmes it stirs the sympathies of angels anil
nil's *he eaehinnation of devils.
Hll healthy people laugh. Whether It please t
, j r nleases God depend'U|>on win n we laugh
Hud at what we laugh. I , ropose this morn-
Kig to speak to you on the laughter of Ihe
iiainelv. Sarah's laugh, or the
Kept Irinin: David’s laugh, or that of spirit-
Kal exultation; the fool s laugh, or that of
Kuful merriment: God's laugh, or that of
Bivine indignation: Heaven’s lau.h, or that
K, eternal triumph. Scene: An oriental
Ken: the occupants.old Abraham and Sarah,
Krolnbly wrinkled and decrepit. Three
Kuests. one of them the Lord Almighty. To
K P nay these old people for their hospitality,
■tod promises Sa:ah that she shall lie the an-
Ke.-tress of the Lord Jesus Christ. IShe laughs
■n God’s face. She does not believe it. Af
frighted at what she has done she says she
Kid not laugh. Then God retorts with an
Kiuphasis that silences all discussion: "but
Khou didst laugh.’’ And that sceptical laugh
■of Sarah s has had its echo in the scepticism
■of all the ages. Gcd says He will ac
complish a certain thing. People sav:
■‘l don’t believe it can lie done; I don’t lie
■jeve it will lie done.” People laugh at the
■miracles. They say ‘ the miracles are con
■tiary to the laws of nature, and therefore
Khev are impossible.” What is a law
■of nature? It is only God’s way of
■doing things. Ordinarily yon cross
■to Now York on the bridge, To
gmorrow you decide to go by Wall St eel
■ferry. You formed your habit: you have
la right to change your habit. I or-
Idinariiy enter the church by this
■door (indicating.) Next Sabbath morning
11 might enter it by that door (indicating:. I
formed my habit. I have a right to change
ravhabit. A law of nature is Goi's habit.
His way of doing things. If He has a right to
form the habit He has a right to change
it whenever he chooses to chan re it. It is an
awful thing for us to laugh back in the face
of Gm!, and say: “You can't do what You
said You would do;'’or. “You won't do it.”
God the Bible is true, it is all true.
Bishop Colenso laughs. Herbert Spencer
laughs, John. Stuart Mill laughs,
some of the German universities
laugh, Harvard laughs softly, some
of the American institutions, with long rows
of professors seated on the fence between
Christianty and infidelity, laugh softly.
They sav they did not laugh. Ah, that is
Sarah’s old trick! For God thunders from
the Heavens, “thou didst laugh.'’ The Gar
den of Eden was only a fable. Noah’s ark
wa-an impossibility for it could not have
h ‘id two of each kind. The pillar of fire by
nightvakonly the “northern lights.” Jacob's
ladder was only horizontal and picturesque
clouds. The sea parted only because the
wind blew a great while from'one direction,
violently, and the sea could not help but
separate. The ten plagues of Egypt were
only a brilliant specimen of jugglery. The
destroying angel smiting the first born
of Egypt was only cholera infantum become
epidemic. The gullet of the whale by pot i
tive measurement is too small to swallow a
prophet. Sun and moon did not put them
selves out of the way for Joshua. The blind,
the lame, the halt, who were cured in Bible
times were not cured by supernatural power
but by great skill of surgery. The resurrec
tion of Christ’s friend was only a tableau.
Christ and Lazarus and Mary and Martha
only acted their parts well. Lazarus was
not dead. He only played dead. He was not
resurrected. He only played resurre-ted. My
friends, there is not a statement in that book
or a theory in that book, or a sentiment in
that book, or a fact in that book but has been
disputed and laughed at by modern sceptic
ism. Here is King James’ translation. I be
lieve it to lie a perfect Bible, Now let me
tear out all those portions of the Bible which
modern scepticism would have me tear out
Where shall we begin* “Well,” says some
man. Ta—e out all that about the creation
and the settlement of the world ” There
goes Genesis. “Well,” says some one, “take
out next all that about the miraculous
guidance of the Israelites in the wilderness ”
There goes Exodus. Says some rnan: ‘’There
are things in Deuteronomy an 1 the Kmgs
which are not fit to be read. ” Away go Deu
tTonomvrnl the kings. Some man says
“ Take that out which is only the fable of
Job’s writings.” Awav goes Job. Some
man says, “take out that from the New
Testament which declares the divinity of
Jesus Christ. ’ Awav go the evangelists
somebody says: “That is absurd 'in the
work of Revelation about a man
with the moon under his feet and a sword
proceeding from his mouth.” Away goes
Revelation. We have a few pieces left- what
ehall we do with them? Some man savs- "I
don't behove a word of the lx>ok from begin
ning to end. It is all gone now. Oh do you
not think we had bett w keep the Bible a lit
tle longer Inta t? It hasdone pretty well for
a geol many years; then there are some
old people who like to hold it
on their laps, and there nre
ihddren who like to read its stories. If the
Bible is to lie put awav in the dark corner of
some city library, the Koran on one side and
the writings of Confucius on the other per
haps we had better keep one copy for our
selves torn e might have trouble and we
would want the delusion of its consolation
and we might die and we would like to be
iler.ided with the storv of high residence in
the pifjsence of God. Gh, it is' an
awful thing to throw hack God's revelation
into His face, and sav: “I don’t b?-
heve it.” After a while, the day will come
when people will sav, “I did not laugh. '’ Thea
all the hypercritiei-nis and the caricatures
and the sneers at the Bible will be brought
into judgment, and amid the ro king of
everything beneath, and amid the flaming of
everything above, God will thunder from the
heavens. "That thou didst laugh.” The
rnosttas-mating laughter at Christianity that
i e s er heard was Theodore Parker. I sat in the
na 11 in Huston and heard him make many of the
passages of the word of God seems absolutely
ndicnlons.and that man wentlon laughing at
our holy Christianity until he came to s.c.
and then h- said: "My lifehasbeena failure;
dome<ieaily_ a failure, I have no children;
socially a failure, fli y treat me like a pi i ate
on the str et; professionally a failure, for I
know but one minister who has adopted my
sentiments. ’ For twenty-five years that man
laughed at Christianity and Christianity has
ever since lieen laughing at him. Oh it is a
™ e ? n , ,'PS to go into a man’s house
and s.eal his g io;ls, but the most gigantic
burglary of the cmturiei is the attempt to
take away these treasures of the soul. Os all
i ■ laughter on earth or hell ever heard the
mi anest laughter is t le sceptic's laugh—pr >-
P'-'-mg to take our only cons lation in trouble
an l oar "Uly p’llow in death and give us as a
suirstitute absolutely nothing.
1“ e PP, xt lu ighterof the Bible that I notice
1 avid s laugh, or that of spiritual exulta
, He says: “Then was my mouth filled
klughter. ’ You know he sometimes got
Ti .* n ’ h e was n * times very melancholv.
i.t j Le rose up and in some chapters he ■ alls
I', f° nr nr five times to sing
a I* 11 ? 11 " L . It * s not merely the
er.,s-°£th e tips with him; it is a demon
hC? 'i that ,a “ ei “t* bis bfxly and all
lm>. hS!' P.’“ u " as m y mouth fll’.e I with
-uicirfi friends, if this world is ever
i 1 " , ’ 0 ' 1 *t wiil l e because Chris
imh ’7 le «an<l laugh more. The horrors
’ >lre a poor l«it to fish with. People do
= nt a D!orb i<l Christianity. I know
® I,®”!* 1 ® morbid in feeling that
nr’.’ enjoy a funeral. They go
’rav» th ° friends. "tase
a corpse and then steal
L tj . ‘he ce netery. But
'ra r‘ l -“ nia i- ,or| t-'' of healthy people, all
•hL” ?r e Pl*. enjoy a wedding better than
-i- < a « kunal. and if you make religion
> e -urai and he?.rs-likeyou make it repub
I sive. 8o I say. plant rose of Sharon
along the walks of the church, an I
i columlUne to run on the wa ll of the church
I and let there be a smile on the lip,
' and let there b? holv lamibter in th?
i soul. I think that a Christian is the only man
who ha>a right to untrunnneled glee, lor he
is promisei that ail things are for the best in
this world, and he is on his way to a delight
wh < h it will tak* all the procession - with
palm b"an dies, and all theorche'tras liarjx‘d
and < ymba’.e lan I trumpted, to express Ke
| •• i<<e pvrrnvnvd again I sav rejoice.
The merriest laughter f have ever
' heard has lieen in the sick room of G<
dear children. Theodosius was put upon
i the rack for Christ’s sake. He gave uu
. aceonnt of it. afterward and said: “When I
I was put on the rack I suffered awfellv, but a
• young man in white came with a soft and
(*omfurtable handkerchief and wiped my
forehead, and my sufferings wore alleviated.
| and it was au actual punishment for me to Ik
taken off the rack, for as soon a* all the
suffering was gone the angel was
gone. ’ And last Friday night standing by
dying l»ed of a Christian, I said to him:
What word will you send to the church
service wh re Lam going to-nightf* and. ral-
I lying all his energies, and his face shining
i like heaven, he said: “Tell them to be of
good cheer.” “Oh, 1 ’ says someone, “I have
j so many troubles, and so many sicknesses,
and so many persecutions, and
so many trials; that doctrine won't
do for me.” Have you it any
worse than Paul had it* Driven out. perse
cuted. tried, spit upon, slain. Yet, hear him
say: “Sorrowful yet rejoiciug.poor yet mak
ing many rich, having nothing yet possessing
all tnings.” Why, sometimes, my friends,
there is more religion in a laugh than in a
groan. Anybody can groan, but to laugh in
the midst of trial and ]>erserution and s i (Tur
ing, it takes a David, a Daniel, a Paul, a
mo iern heroine to do that.
The next laugh of the Bible that I shall
mention is the fool's laugh, or the expression
of sinful merriment. Solomon was very
qui kat a simile and when he makes a com
parison every bo ly catches it right away.
; Solomon, what is a fool's laugh like* He ah
i swors: “The crackling of thorns under a
' rot.” The kettle is swung, a bunch of
brambles is put under it, a t rch is applied,
there is a great blaze and a big noise
! and a solutter. and a quick extinguish
ment. and it is darker than it was Ix'fore. A
I fooi's laughter. The most miserable thing on
earth is a bad man’s fun. Ten men in a bar
room and an impure joke starts at one end of
the barroom, and crackle, crackle, crackle it
eiomenr or Happiness. I hey all feel bemeaned,
tor they have wives, mothers, daughters at
home. I have not any faith in either a man’s
I Christian character or common
morality, who either tells or
laughs at an impure joke. Men
j and women are no better than their conver
sation. It you love to tell or love to hear
impure jokes it is because you are depraved,
i et there are men who call themselves gen
tlemen who indulge in impure conversation,
and laugh at impure jokes; and I have been
told that in womanly circles there are
■ those who call themselves ladies, yet who
tell impure storks, or laugh at them
when they are told. They are
half harlots, incipient Magdalens—
I under powerful temptation they would
become waifs of the street. Beware
of man or woman who tells or laughs at an
impure joke. It is the fool’s laughter, “the
crackling of thorns under a pot.” So also all
merrinwnt that is made at th' frailties, nt
i the misfortunes,of others. The caricature of
a lame foot, or a curved spin *, or a blind eve
;or a deaf ear. God will write ‘it
1 out in judgment either to you cr
your ehll Iren. Twenty years ago
I saw a man very skillfully mimic his neigh-
; bor’s lame foot. He did it with wonderful
skill. Not long ago. th* son of that skillful
mimic ha 1 his leg amp itate I for the very in
firmity that the father had caricatured in the
i neighbor years ago. I do not say it was a
i judgment of God. You can say what you
p.ease. But I say beware, look out how you
< ari attire the infirmities of others. It is the
fools laughter. So is also all th'‘merriment that
is arouse ! from di-sipa’ion. that starts from
the drinking re-taurantor from the wine cup
of the social circle, 1 he simpering and the sat
urnine gibberish, the laughter at nothing.
> which you sometimes he tr after the wino has
I taken its eflect in the social circle or in the
club room. It is all the laughter of the fool.
v\ hen I was a lad & book was published
called “Dow Junior’s Sermons.” It had a large
; circulation; it made everybody laugh: it was
considered a very witty and funny thing. I
had a copy present d to me in my childhood.
i 1 read it. The whcl: book was a caricature
of the church, of the ministry, of
the Biblean iofth Day of Judgment. Oh.how
the world laughed at it. The commentary of
, the whole thing is that the author of that
j book not ago died in poverty, shame.
: debauch. Kickt>l out of decent society and
under the curse of Almighty God.
I charge on the young p: ople of this
congregation, in the presence of Almighty
God, have nothing to do with th se sty es of
mirth that I have been speaking of. It de
spoils the character. If your lips are not
pure it is because your heart is rotten.
, The next laughter of the Bible that I speak
; of is God’s laugh of indignation. The Bible
| says: “He that sitteth in the heavens shall
laugh.’’ It says in another place: “The Lord
shall laugh.’’ In another place it says: “I
will laugh at your calamity.” With that
demonstrat ion God meets great sins and wick
edness. Here is a man building up his vil
la iir'es. Jt seems as if he has beaten
the Lord because of his sue e-sful schemes.
I can show you men in Brooklyn and New
York now who are going right
, on building up their villanies, and they seem
to be successful. But wait. After awhile
I the pin will get out of the ma hinery of
j wiekednesss or the fatal secret will be told
' and everything will go into demolition. The
. crash of the ruin will be the reverbera
tion of the wia h of God’s indi Wall
street is agn at place for good men and for
bad men. There are no better men in the
world than you will find in Wall street ami
no worse men. A fraudulent man of
that street’says: ‘‘l mean to get a million
! dollars and I <lon’t care how I get them.”
1 Reckless of all the laws of honesty, he goes
ahea 1 and he gets his He goes on
and begets his #2OO,O<K). He gee; on until he
i gets his *.VX),OOO. Now,” he says. "I have
but one more stroke to make and then I'll
, have my million.” He gathers together all his
resources. He visits everything on one grand
throw. He loses. He fails. He has nor. act
ually enough money of his own to pay his car
fare home. What is the matter* You say,
“great stir in Erie railway stocks.” or, “great
stir in Western Union,’ or, “great stir in
■ Illinois Central,’’ or you charge it to this
j speculator or that speculator. They all
I guess and they guess wrong. I will tell
you what was the matter. He that
sitteth in the Heavens laughe 1. A man
in New York, years ago, resolved to be the
wealthiest man in the city. He left his hon
est work as a chairmaker, went into politics,
got elected to the city councils and in ten
years stole from the city government $15,-
’.MKHJOO, He held th • Legislature of th • State
i of New York in the grip of his right hand,
j After a white suspicion was arous d. The
(Jiami Jury brought in an indictment.
The whole' Jan I stood aghast. Th it
man who expected to put half of New York
in his vest pocket gees to Ludlow Street jail,
goes to Bia-kwell’s Islan 1, escaping prison
crosses the ocean, is rearrested, comes ba k,
' is reimprisoned and dies there. Why? He
that sitteth in the heavens laughed. Rome
was a great empire. She had Horace and
Virgil among herpuets; she had Augustus an 1
(<n Tantine among her cnip.-rors. But why
| the deiaced Pantheon* why the broken waits
of the Coliseu n* why the fort rn turned into
a cattle market? Why the architectural skele
ton -of her ac picducts? What is that thun
der? You say it is the battering rants coming
against her walls. No. What is that quiver. ng*
You sav it is the tramp of hostile legions.
No. The quivering and the roaring are
' the outburst of the laughter of a
of a defied and insulted Heaven. Rome defied
God an IHe laugh dh *r down: Tlfthes defie 1
God and He laughed h»r down; Babylon de
i tied God or.d He laughe I her down. Oh,
there is a great difference between
God’s smile and (rod’s laugh. The smile.it
is eternal beatitude, it is th • bells of h aven
1 itriking a wedding peal. The smite of God.
itisinetsth of May. the apple orc liar da in
full bloom. Go I smiled when David sang,
an I Miriam clapped the cymbals, and Han
nah imide the garments for her son, and Paul
prea died and Sr. John kindled wish apoca
lyptic vision! But oh. the laughter of God
may we never hear it! It means pun
ishment f>r our sin, it means wast
ing away nn ler His in lignation.
God wants us to live in Hit
smile. Heroines down from Heaven. He
c a us. He begs us to com » from our sins
into Wghteousness. He come unto this world
in the jterion of Christ. He takes up the
Tins of the world and He puts them on one
si o ilder. and He takes up the sorrows of the
world and puts them on the other shoulder,
aud thou with this Alp on one side and this
Himalaya on the other. He climbs up the
sleep just outside the city of Jeru
salem to achieve our redemption; put
ting th j jmlm of on? hand on one
spik ‘ and aid putting the palm of
the other hand on another spike. He stretche 1
forth His hands bespotted with His own
blood and He gesticulates and says: “Look
and live, look and live: with the crimson
veil of rny sacrifice I will cover un all your
sins; with my dying groans I will swallow
up all your gn ans, look and liv. look and
live.” If a man turns from that, then God*<
voice changes its intonation aud it comes
through the first chanter < f Proverbs like
tip simoom of the desert and says: “Because
I called and you refused, and streti hed out
my han 1 and no man regarded, an I yet put
at naught all my counsel and despised my
renmof, therefore I will laugh at your ca
lamity. Oh, this-day by turning unto God
through Jesus Christ let us decide that wo
will live forever iu the light of His smile.and
c? ape foreve • the thund-u' o r ti e luu h of
His indignat on
Another laughter of the Bibb- and the last
one I shall mention—is the Heavcnlv laugh,
or th * one of eternal triumph. Christ said to
his disciples: “Blessed are ye that ween now,
for ye shall laugh.” That takes away the
i lei that we areiorever in Heaven to lie sing
ing long-moter psalms. Thu formalistic
and stiff notions of some people in re
card to Heaven would make mo miserable.
\\ l eu (’hrist says to His d s i» las “bl ‘-se i are
ye that weep now, ye shall 1 nigh,” I know
that h ‘aven is not only going to be a place
of worship. Imt als >a magnificent.sociability.
What, will the ringirg laughter go till
around th“ circles nf the re teemed * It will.
Christ says so. “Ye shall lau-di.” It will
be a laugh of congratulation. If we meet a
friend who has met with wh it we call good
fortune, and he has come from poverty to
great ri hes. or ho is fr om some dire
sickness, we gra«n hh hand< and we Hugh,
and we congra ulato him, and wh m
we get in heaven we will meet
our friends who on earth had a hard time of
it.and t > one of them we will sav: “Whv .the
last time 1 raw you. v<> i Mere clown with six
weeks of low intermittent fever. Now. how
well you look. Immortal health on your
cheek and eye. 1 congratulate you. ’ It will
be the laugh of congiatulation. To another
one we’ll we say :“1 own in the world we saw
you limping along with rheumatism, now
you have the strength and the tleetness of an
inimurtai athlete. I congratulate you.”
It will bo the laugh of congratu
lation. We will meet friends who failed in
business. They went from i ani • to panic
and from d sister to disaster in this world,
and we will mee t them there and we will
congratulate them. It will Ik the laugh over
th?irsuccess, and they will say: “Ye;, yea,
this is my thron •. th s is mv mansii n, this is
rny eormianio.i dim, this is nrv (.’heist, this is
my God.” La igh of congratulation. And it
will be also a laugh of reunion.
The perceptions quickened, our knowl
edge improved, we will know each
other at a iiash. Gh, how much those who
have been t*n years in heaven will have to
tell us about their ten years of celestial resi
dence. Oh. how much we will have to tell
them about the ten years of th *ir absence
from earth. And there I think George White
tie d and John Wesley will give a laugh of
contempt over their earthly misunderstand
ings. And there I think Tonlady and
Charles Wesley will give a lauch of contempt
over their earthly misunderstandings. The
two farmers that for twenty yeans quar
relled about a lino fence, in the
Inavenly country will give a laugh of
c ontempt over their earthly quarrels. Ex
emption fr >m all sorrow. Immersion in all
joy.. We sh ill laugh. Christ says so. Wo
shall laugh < )h. what a thrilling satisfaction
to stand on the wall of heaven and look down
at Satan and see him cag *d and chained, and
fed that we are forever free from his
clut-hes. Jush think of it. You knowhow
the Frenchmen « h *ered m hen- Napoleon the
Great came ba'*k from Elba. You know how
Englishmen cheered wlu n Wellington came
ba k from Waterloo. You know lu>w Amer
leans cheered when Kossuth came
from Hungary. You know how
Rone cheered when Pompey le
turned from victory over 90) cities, and every
cheer was a lauah. Put oh, the grander
mirth and the mightier gladness when we
shall see the snow-white ca. airy troop of
Ileiven moving through the streets, Christ
in the red ••oat. as described in Re/elation,
on a white horse riding on and all the armlo-.
of Heaven on white horses. Uh. when we
hear th ? click of the troops of that cavalcade
we will shout and we w.ll laugh. Doesnot
thi< sub ject, men and women immortal, make
your heart b *at quick with joy. because so
soon we are to enter that great jubilee* We
prav God that when we get through
M ith this m < rid and are going t> leave it we
may have sum ‘thing of the belief of the
dying C hristian who said be saw in the sky
at tl e time he Mas dying the letter “W,”and
jM*ople standing by his dying bed said, “u hat
do you suppose it means,’’ after ho had tol I
them he had seen the tetter “W.” “Well,”
ho said, “it can mean only one thing, ‘W’
stands for ‘welcome.’”, Anl so when mo
leave this world may it be “W” in the sky
an 1 “W” at the door of the mansion, and
“W” on the throne. Welc >me, wel ome,
welcome'”
I preach this sermon this morning because
I have five prayerful wishes—that you mav
«*e how mean a thin® is the laugh of scepti
cism, that you may see how bright a thing is
the laugh of Christian exultation, that you
may see how hollow a thing is the laugh of
sinful mirth, that you may see how awful a
thing is the laugh of God's indignation, and
that you may se * what a raptnr »us and rubi
cund thing i*s the laugh of eternal triumph.
Oh, my Lord and my God, fill my soul with
this rapture. Avoid evil. Choose the goo 1.
Be comforted. Be comforted. “Blessed are
ye th it weep iiom\ for ye shall laugh, ye shak
laugh!”
Com mi serai ion.
Mrs. A—“l was reading to-day about
the dreadful slaughter of our song birds.
One case was where 75,000 were killed.
Isn't it dreadful?”
Mrs. B—“ltis, indeed. Wl.atdid they
kill them for!”
Mrs. A—“ The papers say they were
kiitel to d< orate ladies’ hats.”
\| rs< d —“Oh! well, that isn’t a great
many, after all. considering how in my
hats* there are in the wor.d. But is it
really tr e that the b’rds are becoming
s ar e? I - u ss I'd better lay in a sto k
before the price goes up.”— IMon Tran-
H( I'l pl. ,
Modesty in the Blue Grass Region.
A storj’ that Jacob Twad lie, who has
been blind from birth, can tell the color
of a horse by the touch, comes from
Steubenville, Ohio, and is marked ’ relia
ble” by the newspapeis which print it.
A blind citizen of Hart county can tc’.l
the color of a man’s nose by srne’ling the
cork to the family jug. but a Kent ickian
never thinks of rushing into print, with
these little things.—Cummer
•i/A.
1 am not in favorof writing obituaries.
In my mind they are fooli h. Uo*kl
people do not need them, and bad ones
do not deserve them.
SCIENTIFIC SCRAPS.
The steady shrinkage of glaciers in the
Swiss Alps has caused severe losses to
many of the peasantry by the drying up
of pastures formerly moistened by glacial
rills.
Rain water is stored in the moss mid
herbage of the woods, to be consumed
by the vegetation during the dry season.
A striking illustration of this fact is
given in a forest on the western coast of
the Caspian sea, where the vegetation is
very luxuriant, although it never rains
except in the fall and winter.
A remarkable variation has been ' ob
served in the stature or the inhabitants
ot France. If .a line be drawn diagon
ally across the country from Manche to
Lyons, the people of the northeast of the
division have an average height of five
feet 6.6 inches, while those on the south
west side average only five fevt 4.6 inches.
A French scientist has propounded a
new theory of the formation of coal. II«
believes it is produced by the sinking of
floating islands like those which now oc
cur on many lakes and rivers, and which
are conspicuous on the Upper Nile.
These islands are composed chiefly of
turf, which, being swallowed up by the
water, becomes fossilized at the bottom.
The lowest temperature at which the
seeds of common cultivated plants germ
inate has been determined by Mons. Ih-ll
riegel. Barley and oats were found to
start in soil having a temperature of 35
degrees; rye and winter wheat at 32 de
grees; Indian corn at. 48 degrees; the
turnip at 32 degrees; flax at 35 degrees; I
the pea and clover at 35 degrees; the
bean and lupin at 38 degrees; asparagus
nt 35 degrees; the carrot at 38 degrees;
find the beet at 40 degrees.
Prol. Germain See, the eminent French
physiologist, declares that man is omniv
orous, and is destined to live on the ele
ments furnished by the three kingdoms
of nature. He cannot mainta n robust
health on moat alone as food, nor can lie
live on vegetables alone. The practice I
of pure vegetarianism is simply impos- 1
sible, and the so-called vegetarians nre
compelled to make up the deficiency in
their food by consuming a quantity of
such animal substances as milk, eggs and
butter. From the mineral kingdom must
be had pure water, which can be replaced
by no other fluid.
“Taking the greatest depth of the J
ocean as five miles and the height of the
highest mountain as five miles above the
level of the sea,” says the Engineer, “and
remembering that the globe itself has a I
diameter of 8000 miles, the comparative
insignificance of all the surface inequal
ities of the earth is at once forced on our
attention, but it is better seen if we tfike
a circle sixty-six feet in diameter, having
on its surface a depression of one inch,
or a globe one foot in diameter with a
groove on its surface one-sixteenth of an
inch in depth, which would represent on
a true scale the greatest inequality of
mountain height and ocean deep on the
surface of the earth.”
Origin of the Whale.
Professor Flower remarked, pertinent
ly to a description by Dr. Struthere in
the biological section of the British asso
ciation, of the Tay whale, that the whale
carried its pedigree on its own body and
iu every part of its structure. It had
been thought that mammals might have
passed through au aquatic and marine
stage before they came to the land. But
observations of the anatomy of the w hale
showed that this could not have been the
case. There could be no question what- [
ever that the whale had been derived J
from a four-footed animal. It was a
■haracteristic of a mammal to have a
hairy covering. Whales were at one
time thought to be an exception, but it
was shown, in almost every one that had
been examined, that at some period
of its life it must have had a
a rudimentary covering, which was gen
erally fonnd in the neighborhood of the
upper lip; that covering was functionlesa
and often lost before birth. Another re
markable feature was the teeth. All
these whales were furnished w ith a set of
teeth, rudimentary but complete, and
not characteristic of the fish, but of a
more completely developed land mammal.
'l’hese teeth entirely vanished at an early
period, sometimes before birth; and they
were entirely funetionless.
A Mother’s Sacrifice.
“Now, Eliza, listen to me and pay at
tention, for on these few words may do
jend your future happiness.”
“Yes, ma.”
“When Henry comes this evening anc
you pass him the pie, watch his couiite-
Jance closely.”
“Yes, mu."
“If be trembles with joy, ask him how
be lik<-s your cookery. But if he shud
ders, just mention casually that you.'
jiother always attends to the pastry.”
“Oh, ma! how kind of you.”
“Don't mention it. He will hate me,
kut when I livc»with you after mvrriag
ill jvill be explained.” -Call.
Floral.
“Maud, dear, why is a gardener UP
your cheeks?”
“No, John! you know I never Cfti
juess conundrums. Why is he?”
“Because he is the culler of rose j
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