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JONES AM) THE BABY. BY FANNY RAYMOND. “ It seems to me,” said Jones to his wife, who was w r alking around the room, with the baby in her arms, “that women make a great deal of unnecessary fuss about putting a child to sleep. Now, I would chuck him into bed, and let him squall it out.” “It seems to me,” said Mrs. Jones, quietly, “ that all men are born idiots.” Jones couldn’t, for the life of him, see what that fact had to do with putting tho baby to sleep, but ha wisely held his peace. Tho next evening, Mrs. Jones came into the sitting-room, where Jones was reading the market reports, and said : " I am going down to mother’s after that recipo for yeast. Baby is asleep, but, if he should wake, I presume you could put him to sleep again—men are so handy with babies.” “All right! I’ll put him to sleep again in less than no time ; run along, my dear,” said Jones, cheerfully. Mrs. Jones vanished, and Jones ro sumed hia paper. Soon after his wife’s departure, Jones heard a little premonitory grunt from tlio vicinity of the bedroom. " Hullo ! what’s that ? ” exclaimed, as ho assumed a listening attitude. He soon found out, for tho juvenile member of the Jones family set up a series of yells that would havo done credit to a prims donna. Jones dropped his paper, rushed into the bedroom, seized his offspring, and carried him wrong end up back into the sitting-room. The suddenness of the attack, and tho unusual position, so astonished his baby ship that he forgot to scream for a few seconds, but when Jones righted him up, and offered him a pair of sleeve-but¬ tons for playthings, Johnny shut Uis eyes, opened his mouth, and began again with renewed vigor and determina¬ tion. Jones abandoned the sleeve-buttons, and tried to “ cuddle ” the baby up af¬ ter tlie maternal fashion, but baby stern¬ ly refused to “ cuddle and, with a de¬ gree of energy for which Jones was wholly unprepared, and which evinced a total lack of respect for tho “ author of his being,” Johnny grabbed the pa¬ ternal whiskers with both hands and howled louder than over. Jones released himself, smoothed his cherished whiskers, deposited his heir on the sofa, retreated to a safe distance, rubbed his face carefully, smiled in a vague kind of a way, as if ho didn’t know exactly where tho fun came in, and wondered “ what the dickens Maria would do under similar circumstances.” Baby put his list into his mouth, and looked as if ho wondered what his pater¬ nal ancestor would do next. “There, now,” exclaimed Jones, im¬ mensely relieved, “heis papa’s pitty it tle sonny, so he is.” “ Sonny " promptly resented this by a long-drawn yell that struck terror to the soul of his dismayed parent. Jones was at his wit’s end. Ho grew reckless. He whistled to that baby ; lie sang ; he made faces ; ho cut a scries of antics that would have driven a ballet dancer mad with envy ; but all to no purpose. Baby had evidently taken a contract to furnish so much yell in a given time, and was bound to do tho square thing. When Mrs. Jones returned, she found a demoralized-looking man wandering around the house, with a baby on one arm, while with his disengaged hand he wiped tho perspiration from his manly brow with the tail end of tho baby’s night-dress. “ It seems to me,” remarked Mrs. Jones, us she took the baby, “ that men make a great deal of unnecessary fuss about putting a baby to sleep. Now, I-” Tlie front door closed with a bang— Jones was on bis way down street to “see a mini.” Casualittes of the Chicago fire. A writer on Chicago, in Harper's Magazine, states that no one perished iu the great fire of 1871. This strikes Chicagoans about as Grant’s remark, that there was no battle of Lookout Mountain, struck Joe Hooker. He be¬ gan to doubt there lmd been a war; and we in Chicago must now question our¬ selves to be sure that there was a con¬ flagration here at all. John MeDavitt, tlie billiard champion, was found under the Tribune's sidewalk, burned to death, and many others are known to have perished. A gentleman now, and at that terrific period, connected with this paper, went to tho Morgue on Mil¬ waukee avenue, and personally counted, ns he says, “ the stubs of sixty people,” gathered in by the police in one day. It is considered a low estimate that 300 persons perished in the burning of Chi saira.— Chicaao Journal. about two years ago, save tne xtocnes ter Democrat, Detective Burchell told n young bootblack named Dominick Cos¬ tello that if he would give up chewing and smoking he should have a new hat. Soon after this the boy left for Minneap¬ olis, Minn., but it seems he did not for¬ get made the his promise, and recently, in Rochester, when he well clad and re-appearance perity, he claimed bearing the mark of pros¬ his reward. He proved that he had earned it, and it is needless to say that it was cheerfully paid. Beating: His Wife, The story was all over town. Every body was talking shout it. It was too bad, they said. What was too bad ? Why, the new minister had been beat ing his wife! Was it possible? Yes; there could be no doubt about it. Mrs S., who lives next door, hoard a shriek about 10 o’clock last night—a woman’s shriek from a chamber in the parsonage, She looked across, and through the cur tain she could see that a man and woman were running about the room in great excitement. He was flourishing a stick, aud striking with it. The blows could oe plainly heard. And as he struck, she screamed. Mrs. S. could hardly sleep that night, she was so excited by what she had seen. She waB up early next morning. She hurried tlirough her breakfast, and then started out—to see the poor abused min¬ ister's wife, and comfort her? Not a bit of it. She went to Elder A.’s, found the family at the table, and told the news. Then she footed on to Elder B.’s and Deacon C.’s, and over half the town. The half that she had not time to call on boon heard it from the other half, and before noon there was a great ex¬ citement in Ballville. The officers of the church discussed the matter with heavy hearts. Such disgraceful conduct could not be en¬ dured. Something must bo done. But what ? Cull at once on the minister and his wife and inquire into the matter? Oh, no ; that would not be dignified and official. Beside, there could be no doubt about it. Did not Mrs. S. see the beat¬ ing with her own eyes ? So they called a meeting of the session, and summoned the minister and his wife, he to an¬ swer to a charge of unministerial con¬ duct, and she to testify in the cose. They came, greatly puzzled and sur¬ prised. The case was gravely stated by tlio senior elder, when the culprit and witness burst into a laugh. Checking themselves when they saw how serious and sad the session looked, they ex¬ plained : The minister’s wife, though an excel¬ lent woman who loved everybody, espe¬ cially her husband, did not love rats. But, the house having been vacant for somo time, the rats had taken posses¬ sion. When they went to their cham l>er, a huge rodent ran under the bed. The wife screamed ; the husband caught up a stick and tric'd to kill tho intruder. Every time he struck nt and missed the rat the lady screamed again. How could she help it? It was an exciting scene, and must have looked very funny to their neighbors, who were watching through the curtained window. They laughed heartily when it was all over and the rat was dead, and they could not help laughing whenever they thought about it. Tho session were in a fix. They were down on Mrs. S. for making fools of them. They asked her, “ Why didn’t you go over to the minister’s and make suro about the matter before you re¬ ported it?” And she retorted, “Why didn’t you go and inquire into it before you called a meeting?” And nil the town that talked about how the ministei abused his wife is talking about what an awful gossip Mrs. S. is, and how she fooled the elders of our church. I am mortified aud disgusted. Is there any way to cure these mischief-making gossips? Would it be right to hang them? It seems to me that the passage in the third chapter of James about the tongue ought to be printed in big letters on a card audliung up in all our churches. Don’t you think so? Olk Bunn’s burial bad notable feat¬ ures. He died in his house on “the isle of Light,” a forest-clad rock in the Bergenfjord; his body was borne down to a steamer which conveyed it to the city of Bergen at the head of the fjord, fourteen other steamers falling in pro¬ cession behincV it, and the cortege was saluted from tlio fortress and the Ynau of-war in the harbor. From the wharf to the burial-ground the coffin was Borne through the streets decorated with wreaths and flags, and thronged with people wearing mourning badges. Ed¬ ward Grieg, the composer, and Ole Bull’s most celebrated pupil, bore behind the coffin the crown of gold given him years ago in San Francisco, and his friend, Dr. Dauielsen, carried his many decora¬ tions. The poet, Bjornstjerne Bjornson, spoke at tho grave. Nor was it in his native Bergen alone that honors were paid; there was scarcely a village in Norway where the day was not observed in some fashion. That is the way they feel to the dead who have blessed them in the cold northern countries, and they are willing to show it. Here it is only the very greatest whose death is noticed v with honors beyond its local surround ings, any further than paragraphs in the newspapers may be called honors. Thebe was not much doubt in the minds of the mob at Clinton, Dak., that Ben Day ought to be hung. He had committed the capital crime of stealing a horse, but he urged persist¬ ently that he had only meant to borrow the beast, and finally said : “ If I was guilty I’d want to be hanged ; and, any¬ how, ’tisn’t worth while to make much fuss about it. Just toss up a dime, and, if it goes agin me, then I won’t say a word; but if I win you’re to let me go.” The proposition was accepted, and Day won. Ihe Motn Dialect. There are many curiosities met with during a lifelong study of language, Herodotus understood the fact when lie said of the Persians, “ They had one peculiarity which, though they Were not aware of it themselves, is notorious to us ; all those ‘Words which are expressive of personal or of any other distinction terminate in the Doric S‘dn, which is the same as the tonic sigma; and attentive observation will farther discover that all the names of Persians enil, without ex¬ ception, alike.” Having fulfilled a twelve-months’ engagement on the sub¬ ject ot language, I will only speak in brief of one of the characteristics of ihe Motu dialect of New Guinea, which is the duplicating of words. The word aniani means to eat, or food > bakibaki, cane armlet; dimuradim ura, very small; dado, high tide ; huhu, bananas; kerukeru, to-morrow ; katikali, double teeth; lualua, dig; matailamataila, very difficult; paipai, call; revareva, tat¬ tooed ; 8ilisili, flying-squirrel; tautav, distant; unauna, small bananas ; Uaro uaro, scar. I have arranged a list of of about 100 of these repeated words, and have compared them in order to as¬ certain the general meaning or cause of repeating the tones. It seems that the idea must he to increase the strength of the word by speaking it a second time, as a child would do iu its demands for attention. There is one practice among the natives of New Guinea, as also among our own aborigines, which seems to sustain this hypothesis. I refer to the plan of explaining distance. The one giving directions will make a wave motion with hia hand in the desired di¬ rection, then repeat the action from its terminus. We find this repetition of tones more among aborigines and chil¬ dren than among adult civilization. Dr. J. Marion Sims, who lias re¬ turned from Europe, tells a New York reporter: “Therenever was anything in the -world that excited such an inter¬ est as Tanner’s fast. Everywhere I went in England, at the tables of the aristoc¬ racy, among all kinds of people, nothing else was talked of. First it was Tanner’s fast, and then Tanner’s subsequent feast. Tho subject pervaded all classes. When I was in Paris I sent him that tel¬ egram to encourage him. I was satis¬ fied ho was an honest man. But ho made mistakes. I would not have let him go to tlie park every day. I would not have let idle visitors go to see him every day, and so use up his nervous energy. When I went to London the day after I sent the cable telegram I found that half the people did not be¬ lieve in the fast simply because of the way in which it was conducted.” “ Thick, broad soles for shoes are now in order. Dry. warm feet save roanv •< doctor’s bill.- Dr. Foote's Health Monthly Almost Vrtmm Again! Mv mother was afflicted a long time with neuralgia and a dull heavy, inactive condi¬ tion oi the whole system; headache, nervom prostration, physicians and was almost helpless. Nc or medicines did her any good. Three months ago she began to use Hop Bitters, with such good effect that she seenil and feels young auMn, although over sevent$ years old. Wet! ink there is no other medi¬ cine fit to use in the family,—A lady in Provi¬ dence, R. I.— Journal. Washington has hail a building boom this year. So far 625 new buildings have been erected, against 511 for the same period last year. A largo number ol public men are building handsome resi¬ dences nt the capital. Myriads ot ppople sao'ifloe themselves thiougli carelessness. They aro attacked with a cold, neglect It and die, instead ot tak¬ ing Dr. Hull’s Cough Syrup and living on u;e luliy. Price 25 ots. a bottle. Nast, the caricaturist, has made a fort¬ une of $200,000 by his pencil. WHEAT KOlDiE HIEMCIHE. DR. TOBIAS' VENETIAN HORSE LINIMENT in pint (test bottles at IN* cents; 32 years est ib ished. It U the in the world for the cu:e of L’olie. Old Sores, Sprains. Bruises, Sore Throats, etc. TOBIAS 1 OON DITION POWDERS are warranted to cure Distemper, Ftvef Worms, K ts; give a fine coat; lucre se (lie appetite and 'leansj tho urJuarir organs. Certified to by Col. D. McDaniel, owner of some of tho fa>test running horses in the world, and I.ihki others. 25 cents. Sold by drug¬ gists. Depot 12 Murray street, New York. Dk. M Dauizhterit ARCHISl’S UTKHINK Wives CATllOLICON aud Mothers. will post ttvely euro Female Weakn as, such a* Fall ng of tin Womb, Whites, Chronic lutlamuuitloa or Ulceration o; me Womb, Incidental Hemorrhage or Flooding. Paluful Suppressed and Irregular Menshuatton, 4c. An old au< re ub.e remedy. Send postal card for a pamphlet, wilt t eannent, cures ami eeriilkatos from physician* an< pfttienis, to HOWARTH 4 11 ALLARD, Itica, N. Y Sold by all Druggists—$1.50 per bottiA. ------.vt-. ■ • DFBULL’S $r\ •’ >.>• .* V.\ .y. . • fc ,• I . m \yfi- Literary Revolution. 3 CENTS ° ach ' fo ™^ ly 00 tl * 1 2 * each: nr f ' Ihe Great. II. f arlyle's l ife of Roben Burns. III. La¬ martine's Life o Mary Queen of Scots. IV. Tho*. Huches’ Manliness O e /'STMTC V#d* I d each, formerly $1.50 of Christ. tach: I. Arnold’s Light of Asia II. Goldsmith's Vicar of Wakefield. III. Baron Munchausen’* 'Frauds and Surprising Adventures For SIX V Hunyan's Pilgrim's Progress. Illustrated catalogue sent free. AMERICAN HOUR EXCHANGE, Johu IV Alden, Manager. Tribune Building. New York. DAMKL F. BKATTY'S ORGANS! I* STOPS, SUB BASS A OCT. COl'PLKR POUR SET ONLY $65. It octis Sent on Trial Warranted. Catalogue Free. Address DANIEL F. BEATTY, Washington, N. J. ■' ^^ Tonro iax <m ^■*1 VT J inf If whisker*, trial A tuuriial k«*»j pewU IbolM^ rf kkr •«*. V i ## kill • n A V«k. er to tkieken. tfranftk*. i *4 mkJL Ike heir Any where, Aee’i ke ttreet h«M»Wr*k, iV-eith h*» eeod oel, BIX eenke Ihr the vIPKfiraiKr Du se ret, Otot hee owrei 1 P x *■«. AMrase. Dtt. tK)NZALKJL *•» IM», *» »* —. Maw. It The census returns of Kansas indicate a population of nearly 1,000,000. To¬ peka has advanced to the second place, its population being nearly 16,000— AtchisOn, 1.5,130. The population of the central counties shows a wonderful jgrowth in tlie liist ten jrearAi fiepiiblio County, 14,000; Saline county, 12,673; McPherson county, 16,000; Butler county, 18,600; Sumner county, 20,800. [ Terre Haute Saturday Evening Mail.] Mr. George Knoebr, alter having tried all remedies recommended to hit m for rheumatism, received no relief imtil he tried the 8c. Jacobs Oil,, the relief, first ap¬ plication of which gave birfi and the continued Use cured him, A miner was accidentally thrown out Of a bucket at the top of a California shaft. He clutched Wildly af the jagged took, and by chance his wrist caught in a crack. During ten minutes he was thus precariously suspended at a height of 200 feet. ____ [Lop.anuphrt (Liu.) Daily Journal.] I sell more of St Jacobs Oil, remarked Mr. D. E. Pryor, 112 E. Broadway, to our reporter, than of any other article of its kind, and I consider it the best liniment in use. It has to my own knowledge cured severe cases ol rheu¬ matism in this community. Tojs for Children. Suitable toys not only amuse children, but instruct them also. Very early the little one shows by its selection and use of toys the bent of its mind and in what direction its activities find most pleas ure. Whatever direction they may take, the parent should at once remove obstacles, furnish apparatus, and give the child a chance to develop the talent struggling for utterance, A box of paints, a set of carving tools, dolls and doll patterns, a tool chest, a scroll saw, pet animals, a garden plot, a printing press, juvenile books in abundance and variety, a playhouse—all these and more can be had at a trifling cost, and if rightly used will prove more powerful educators than tho schoolmaster. Many a boy has beeome an amateur carpenter of no mean order; many a girl learned the art of dressmaking while fitting her doll. Embroidery patterns and crewels being added to her stores of ribbons and “ pieces,” she has learned almost with¬ out instruction to embroider quite hand¬ somely. This is her recreation and her reward for \tork well done. A child must bo busy about something ; anti if the occupation is pleasant as well as useful, so much the better. For Catarrh, ^il^^C^JWALDEdri^L/lbrt-atlih Jnose. It wt'i through l»eab«orh- the f Walp*^ HEALS feP brinc ffiff the diseased mem - r gi§f For Dealness, Occaslouoly apply n particle of into rubbing nnd back the ear, In thoroughly. ELY’S (JKLAM BALM Has by its su perlor merits nearly supplanted the use of other like It remedies with my customer* and is constantly and id rapidly r line increasing its sale*. Though opposed to re comuion patent medicines a* a class, r make this one cf a few exceptions, and oiler it to my friends and cus tomera as the l*est remedy for itspurposi s that 1 have ever sold. W. A. Conover, Druggist, Newark, N. Price— 5 l cents. On receipt ot 60 cents,wi! 1 mail a package free. Send lor circuUr, with full information. ELY S CREAM BALM CO., Owtgo, N. Y Sold by all Diuggiets. 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A LLEX'S Rtain Food—cure* Nervous Debility .TX. 4 Weakness of Generative Organs. 11—all diugeist* Bend for Clr’l’r to Alien's Pharmacy, 515 First Ave.,N.Y. SAAnA $2000 II* ,101.11 GlTen Away. Senl3-ct. opiuiniMiasKsi® FREE. A Musical Journ,!. Add's E Brehm, Erie, Pa. PESO S CUREisaMffi t; “■VO iru*, A WEEK in your own town. Terms and $5 Outfit 1 4ddrtss U Haukit 4 Co., Portland, Main*. The Friend of Delicate Ladles I Warners Sale Kidney and Liver Cute is the lemedy tt.at will cure the many diseases pecu¬ liar to women. Headaches, neuralgia, diso: de ed nerves, weakness, mental shocks, and kindred ailments are effectually removed by its use.— The Mother’s JUagatint. President Haves visited recently the house in Branford, CL, built by his great-grandfather, Ezekiel; 150 years igo, _ Get Out Doora. work, Ihe close confinement ot all factory gives the operatives pallid leelings. laces, poor blood, appe¬ tite, languid, miserable poor inactive liver, kidneys and uriuaty troubles, and all the physicians and medicine in the wOrid hah not fife'p t.tiem unless they get out ot doo-s or use H p Bitters* the JiHredt add .heal remedy, especially lor such cases, having abundance ol health, sunshine and rosy cheeks in them. T‘ ev cost but a trifle. See mother c olumn — Christian Record er. Wixitis tile past fifty frears about 200, 000 miles of railroads have been btiilt in ne world, at a cost of $15,000,000. Malarial levers can be prevented, also other miasmatic diseases, bv occasionally using Dr. SuvJ'orii’t Liver luvigorulor, the oldest general family Medicine, which is recom¬ mended as a cure for ali di-eases caused by a disordeied liver. Eightv-pagc book sent tree. Address Dr. Sauloid 162 Bro adway , N. Y. Dr C. E. Shoemaker, the wel’-known aural surgeon oi Reading, Pa., offers to send by mail, tree ot charge, a valuable little bonk on deat aess and and di-eases catarrh, ol the and ear—specially their on treat¬ run aing ear and testimonials proper that ment—giving references skeptical. Address as will satisfy the most ibove. ... _ and strengthening Veoetinb is nourishing bowels; j purifies tho blood; regulates the quiets the nervolis system; acts directly up¬ on the secretions, and arouses the whole system to action. i ne v o utile tscil 10 , u arglial i si tell., Will send their Elcciro-Volia c bel s to the afflicted upon 30 days’ trial. See their adver¬ tisement in this paper headed, “ On 30 Days' Trial. ” Get Lyon’s' Pun n 11 i : i »iito,«n applied to those new bouts before you run them over. Vegetine. Kidney Complaints. DISEASE OF THE KIDNEYS. The symptom* of an *cnte attack of inflammation of the kidney* are as follows* i-Vver, pain in the fcmall of the back and thence shooting downward ; numbuosB of the thigh, vomiting, usually at first a deep red color of the mine, which becomes pale aud colorless as the disease increase*, and is discharged very often with pain and difficulty; costiveness aud home d'gree of colic. Iu chronic diseases of the kidneys the symptoms are pain iu the back ami limbs, dryness of the skin, frequent urination (es¬ pecially at night), general dropsy, hendache, dizzi¬ ness of sight, indigestion, aud palpitation of the heart, gradual 1 >ss of strength, paleness and puffl ness of the face, cough, and shortness of breath. In diseases ot the kidueys the Vkgbtihb gives immediate relief. It has never failed to cure when it is takeu regularly aud directions followed. Iu many cases it may take several bottles, dir» especially cases of long standing. It acts ctly uj>on the secr-tlous, cleansing and strengthening, removing all obstructions aud impurities. A great many can fectly testify cured to cases by of long Vkoetine, standing having after been per¬ the even trying many of the known remedies which are *aia to be for this disease. Kidney Complaints. Cincinnati, 0., March 19,1877. H. R. Stevens : Dear Sir—I have used your Vegetini for tome time, and can truthfully say It has been a great benefit to me; and to those suffering from disease of the kidneys I cheerfully recommend it. Attested Respectfully, O. H. SMITH. to by K. B. Ashtield, druggist, corner Eighth aud Central avenues. Cincinnati, 0., April 19,1877. Mr. H. R. Stevens : I have suffered several years with the kidi §y complaint, and whs induced to try Vkoetine. 1 have taken several bottles of your preparation, and am convinced it is a valuable remedy. It has done me more good than any other medicine. I can heartily recommend it to all suffering from kidney complaints. Yours respectfully, aMcaMILLEN. J.8 . First bookkeeper for Newhall, Gale & Co., Flour Merchants, No. 86 West Front *t.,Ciiioinnati, O. Vkoetine has restored thousands to health who bad been long and painful sufferers. Ve e is So'd all CELLUumi EYE-GLASSES. Representing the choicest selected Tortoise Basil and Amber. The lightest, handsomest, and strongest k' own. So d bv Opticians and I wnlers. Made by SPENCER OPTICAL l'FG. CO., 13 Maiden Lane, New Vork. SAPONIFIER Is the “ Original ” Concentrated Lye and Reliable Family Soap Maker. Directions accompany each Can for making 11 aid. Soft ami Toilet .soup quickly. It is full weight FI and strength. otherr. Ask your grocer for SAPoSi Fit, and Uke no PENN’A SALT MANUFACTURING CO., Phila. ThU Claim-nousc K*<ubii«he<l 1305. PENSIONS. (V’cw Isatv Thousands of soldiers aud heir- entitled. P« nsioii* date back to discharge or death. Time limited. Address, with s’amp, dr FOIl UK E. 1 KMOTV, P- O. Drawe- Wa shington, P.C, _ PETROLEUM JELLY Grand Medal Sliver Medal at Philadelphia at Paris Exposition. Exposition. This wonderful substance is acknowledged by phy¬ sicians throughout the wor'd to be the besi rente !> dis¬ covered for the cure of Wounds. Hums, Kheumat sm. Skin Diseases, Piles. Oatirrh. Chllb ains, 4c. In order that every one may t'y it, it is put up in I* an I 2 1 * cent bottles for household u>e. Obtain it from your druggist, nnd you will find it superior to anything you have ever used. WANTED —FOR THE— Best and Fastest Selling PICTORIAL BOOKS aid BIBLES. JL I Prices reduced 33 per cent. Address NATIONAL PI BIvlSIUNO COMPANY, Philadelphia,Piu, Chicago, 111., or bt. Louis, Mo. Hair and BEST; it acts neously,producing natural shades the Black most of r Brown; docs NoT STAIN the SKIN, and is easily R1STAD0RQS jjsSS*? on every web appointed letfor Lady or Gentleman. Sold by Dru gifts and plied by Hair Dresse s. Depot. WI! lam St C. \ . C BITTEN TON. 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Ho Preparation on earth equal* St. Jacobs Oil M a ttafe, sure, simple and cheap comparatively External Remedy A trial entails but the trifling outlay of 50 Ceuta, and every one innering frith pain can have cheap and positive proof of ita claim*. Direction* Dl Eijven Language*. BOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS IN MEDICINE. A. VOGELER & CO., JLs Baltimore, Aid., 17. 8* N Y N b iH FRAZER AXLE GREASE. m SHOUlPOSt rmtt.0 vou \ I THAT IS JUST FRA7ERSML6 I WHAT (SHALL GRCASE/i . BO AFTER THIS I-..J 1 -7- m t cmmm v ■'-i Jd A a w ; FOIl SALE JIY AM> DRALCHS. Auarded the MElfAl. OF II OS Oil at tlx Centennial and Paris Ex/ omti'sns. Chicago FRAZER LUBRICATOR CO. NewYortt. V\EA THE LTH A mmio 52 CT3 cT> %'eRO^i SK I 9 . PERMANENTLY CURES KIDNEY DISEASES, . LIVER COMPLAINTS, Constipation and Piles. IT HAS WHY? WONDERFUL POWER. BECArSE IT ACTS ON THE UVER.THE NETS AT BOWELS AND KXD-| TnE 8A.III'. TIME. 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