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THE RECORD’S DEVIL. A Warm Article in a Cool Place— If You Dont Want to Get Hot Why Don’t Read This. Say here, did you know that Bryan and the democratic party is a back No. We bate to believe >tand tin sad to relate, but Bryan is politically dead. The star has fallen never to rise again, so Bry¬ an, old boy, fare thee well. What’s the matter with Wrights ville having a knitting mill, shoe factory, a small cotton mill etc. 1 Isnty capital right here at home among our citizens to start aP these enterprises in motion, and while our beautiful little city is on the up-grade of prosperity let the citizens awake from their Rip Van Winkle slumbers and make the town what she ought to be, an up-to-date and hustling business point. A subscriber said lie would pay • ns for the paper this week if he lived. He died. Another said he would he see us this week too. llo is blind. Still another said he would pay us this week or go to the dev¬ il. He’s gone. Tbo leaders claim that the dem¬ ocratic party needs ro-organiza lion to win out four years hence. Right they are. Dor it will take a re-hashing and a coming togetli or of all the reform movomeuls to down Hanna ami his son WilPe. A sharp duck he—Hanna, Per imps they can induce Cleveland to help them, and if so, things will bo o k, for Cleveland “am a dem¬ ocrat from de heart,” and how he lovos the party is a sin, and how he treated the parly in the last • lection is a “wussar” sin. Clove land knows which sido his bread is buttered on and the republicans keop it well buttered. Come on doivn tho lino ajid let some of our moneyed men oroct a new and modern hotel, net that tho ones hero are not well kept, etc..but there is filthy lucre is hotel keeping and a new and modern hotel with all the latest improve¬ ments would induce many to come here to see our little city and in this way cause people to locate and build among us. If it is not done now it will be done sooner or lutor mid the early bird is tbo one that has (ho fullest craw. Thu girls of a neighboring to wu have formed asocioty and have for their motto : “The lips that touch liquor shall never touch ours." The same is true here, we learn, and the boys are drinking their whis key through a straw. They can’t do without it. The row on the train recently between two members of tho Geor gia legislature is a disgrace to that Body. It is a great pity that such occurred, and that it was caused too because of uncontrollable ap¬ petites for “booze” alias “snake pizon” and better known as whia key, which we learn, was really the true cause. Shame on counties, shame to the state «tf Georgia and shame on that honor able body. No wonder the better dement of that party tried bust to smother the affair. Southern farmers should permit tlie prices of cotton to di vert their minds frost tho ty of diversifying thoir crop*, [ i is diversification that their hope of independence and wealth lies. Cotton prices will not always re¬ main high. Seasons of depres¬ sion wrl come again when those farmers who continue to make cot¬ ton their sola crop will have abundant occasion to regret their lack of foresight. This devil visited tho lunatic asylum recently ami was mistaken by a lunatic as being a fellow suf¬ ferer just arrived, Becoming con fidential the crazy man asked the other what had made him crazy, and to humor him I replied: “Try¬ ing to make money out of the newspaper business.” “Rats,” ex¬ claimed the demented man, “you are not crazy; you’re just a d—m fool.” Watch our prediction that it wont be long liefore there will be a scramble for small houses of two or three rooms in Wrightsville. Already there is a demand for small houses that will rent from four to five dollars per month, and we would say to our property owners to wake up to the situa tion. Don’t charge too much for them and you will see families move in here and the town flourish and grow. The workman is the one who supports the town and i f he can get house rent reasonable you can’t keep him away. Ever}’ - community numbers among its citizens men ot “pull back” persuasion. They are never in the front ranks of any enter¬ prise, but mingle with the tail-en dora, and instead of pushing from the rear for the purpose of help¬ ing those in front, who are pulling with might and main, the contra¬ ry individuals doggedly rear back on thoir haunches and throw cold water on every movement not cal¬ culated to bring them direct pecu¬ niary gain. There are none cf this class in Wrightsville as we know of, but such men are a detriment to the growth and up-building of a community. If some of our subscribers don’t make baste and “cough”up hang fired soon the devil of this paper will have to leaso his stomach out to the town band for a bass drum. The measure of true manhood is not what one has, so much ns what one is. A man’s lifedoes not con¬ sist in what ho possesses, but in tin use lie makes of his earthly goods. A man may bo *poor and yet be truly great, a man may be very rich, and yet be really a small man. Character is what counts. To do good to others through what we possess, is what marks the true man. To live for others is to have true life; to live for self is to real¬ ly die. Thus it was with our Lord He saved others by not saving himself. lie died that wo might live.—Selected. Farmers cannot find a bettor place to sell their produce than in Wrightsville. Our merchants al¬ ways pays the highest market price for cotton. Every conve¬ nienco for the transaction of busi¬ ness can be found here, and oblig¬ ing and friendly citizens will make it to your interest to buy vour winter supplies right here. The Record can always speak a good word for any person or firm rep¬ resented in this paper. We all thank tho Lord that wo haven’t got the habits of tho other person, at the same time ho is thanking the Lord ho hasen’t got fBe Bad habits of us. In one of tho mountain counties the state of Arkansaw a man took a paper and tho citizens for miles around would gather to hear i 1 read when it came. A listener one tinio asked : “What are they doing in congress?” “Oh,” replied the reader, “they are playing the dickens over them. They have passed a law adding two months to tho year, and the worst part of it is, they liavo mndn them both winter mouths.” “Blame their fool heads,” said tho listener, “and wo are out'of fodder.” Wrightsville is without doubt the best town in this section of the state. She is building for her¬ self a splendid reputation as a educational centre. Surrounded by the finest ot farming lands, a Btrong intellectual citizenship, a healthful climate, she is strenuous efforts to enlarge and crease her territory, offering every inducement to those far and near who are looking for p'rofit and in¬ vestment. Let us all give a strong pull and a pull together lick, and we’ll receive full reward for our labor. A fellow devil tells me that a man named Tom Jones recently died and a bulletin stating that Thos. Jones, Esq., had departed his life for heaven at 12 p. m, was posted on the door. A bad boy placed the following notice under that of the neighbors: ‘Heaven, 2:30 p. m.—Jones not arrived; ex¬ citement intense.” Yes, indeed. And many a fun¬ eral sermon would receive a some¬ what similar rebuttal if there were wire connections between the places. And what a difference there would lie in the epitaphs on the tombstones, if they waited for telegraphic advice from the other world, before they carved them. The Record's Devil. Perfect Health. faC h 9™ioSte°o r f Tutt’s Liver Pills. They reg ulatethe bowels and produce A Vigorous malaria, Body. bil For sick headache, iousness, constipation and kin¬ dred diseases, an absolute cure TUTT’S Liver PILLS ’’It Apitrottrlnte Shade*. A party pf Americans were sitting on tlu> upper (jpok of h Itlilnr- river Pout enjoying ti|f. cpnrinlns scenery One was reading;-aloud from a guidebook almut the various castles as they came Into view, .lust as Ihe boat was pass¬ ing one of tin 1 finest old building* a woman In the party exclaimed to her companions: "Why, that old castle Is inhabited. See, there are blinds at the windows.” “No.” »ai<) a man standing hy her side; "those gre the shades of Hioir an¬ cestors. ” Ron.lpra. "D’ye notice onuy *lmnjte since ye was here before. sorV as-ked the uative gnide at the lakes of KHlarney. "How do you know I was nuver here before?" asked the American tourist. "Faith, sor. no man ever comes hero thot hasn't been here Indore."—Phila¬ delphia Record. Ftmlnln. Thrift. He—Have you done as I asked. Elsie, and sared some money this mouth* Slie—(Hi, yes. 1 spoke to the prooer and asked him not to send In his hill tilt next month.—Fliegeude Blatter. rt. rrira WiT wise I W S o LA' V ill 1 fp xfc____ # M “Tint 1 :? Rc**'»n» that yoar Arm «o rej and ft« hy. TiU VY* t\s Ex;st»iai Omtru ni will We U. it cures Toner, Ringworm and All eorrs of skin dl.eases, anti only e x»t a 25 c-nts % top people All tits drug T»« Tailor gtere« uxhI a-11 I‘ojk and I n* o' Drug Co . iu Ai»»coyi, it.' o. l. i.rrri.K. w. II. I.OVKTT LITTLE JR LOVETT, GotKTnl I:»siiranoo Agents. Life, Fire and Accident. Office next door to Kennedy House on Bradford street gro;^AT I HE ZETTLER HOUSE, The Best Si a Dav House 253 Fourth Street, - MACON, GA Wrightsville & Tenuille TIM E TABLE NUMBER 12. T AKING EFFECT SUNDA Y. SEPT. 16, 1900. RE AT} DOWN READ UP No Cl No 3 No 1 No 2 No 4 No 6 Second r First Daily Daily Daily Daily Ex Son First STATIONS: First. First Second Class Class Clkss Class Class Class AM PM A M P M P M P M CCCCCJMQC 15 so 7 25 J.v, Tenuille Ar. 13 20 30 35 43 7 33 Peacock's 12 08 06 15 55 7 50 Harrison 12 01 58 00 03 7 58 Donovan 11 53 47 38 10 15 ■8 10 Wrightsville ll 45 40 25 27 8 22 .Meadows 11 30 23 40 50 33 8 28 Lovett 11 24 12 20 12 00 48 8 45 Rrnton 11 18 02 00 bi 15 00 8 57 Condor 11 02 42 05 u 30 12 8 10 Ar. Dublin I.v, 10 50 30 12 45 M 50 25 8 30 I,v. Dublin Ar. 10 38 17 fci 10 37 8 42 Hutchings 10 25 05 45 30 50 9 55 Spring Haven 10 31 50 15 H 55 58 10 05 Dexter 10 05 43 05 o: 15 08 10 15 Alcorns 9 53 31 37 •" 40 20 10 27 Chester 9 4 21 2S 4k 10 • 32 10 30 Yonkers 9 31 08 55 35 48 10 55 Empire 9 16 53 40 43 03 11 10 Buckie 9 02 23 00 ^ 55 13 11 20 Southern Jty Junction 8 52 15 50 t! 18 11 25 UawKiusvilie 8 45 10 45 P. M. M A M A M M. A. M. A. F. DALEY, N. V. MAHONKY. I’res’t., Tenuille, Ga. C. A., Huwkmsville, Ga T. T. IIOLLOMON, R. It. YOUNG, 8up’t., Tenuille, Ga., C. A., Dublin, Ga. E. K. It RYAN, .Jr.. Gen Pass Agent, Dublin, Ga. ENNILLE MACHINE WORKS, Machinery and Supplies, (felal and c *P res T«b. Steam and Hand Pumps, A 0r m IIIUlvi er W W IllU \ n A 1 [*1 Ill'S* f f 1 c ** Do You Want A High Grade Piano at a Low Price and on Easy Terms? Do You Want An Elegant Organ at a Low Price and on Easy Terms? Write us for Catalogues. If You Want Anything in the Musical line, write us. We sell everything known in music. PHILLIPS & CREW CO ATLANTA, GEORGIA. fOf SOME Cl 3 T L W -.CY-Y} PEOPLE (tom&sear Have Plenty of Money But they do not like to pay «r w-'vOiVfAs I HIGH PRICES. We try first to sell satisfactory goods, and then to sell them as m LOW AS POSSIBLE AND TURNING PLOWS Are now in season, You should not fail to see us when in need goods in our line. Hardware Company DUBLIN. GEORGIA. BOILERS! ! *~CET O'JR PRICES— Gotnnleie Cotton, Saw, Orly, Oil and Fertilizer Mill Oiulits; :iIm Gin. Cress, Cane Mill anti Shingle Outfits Alias Engines; Ruiltlmg, !5ritli;e, Kao ory, Furnace and Railroad Railroad, Mill, Machinists’ami ti.ry Supplies. Belling, l’tckuig, in lectors, I ipe Fittings. Saws, Files cilers, etc. Cast Every Day ! Work 150 Hands .' LOMBARD’S iBOii WORKS AND SUPPLY COMPANY, AUGUSTA, t ,, r A. , K@ds vJ. Dyspepsia Sure UlfieStS . What t . yOU 6at. . 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