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“What! Going to leave us so soon,
Thomas?” j
“Sorry, sir, but I must tell you as
’ow I can't possibly put with the '
up j
missus any longer.”
“But, Thomas,” appealingly, “just
stop and think how long I've put up
with her!”—Judge:
Family Secrets.
A father complains that his little
six-year-old girl is too talkative. He
says: The worst of it is when we
have visitors she is continually mak¬
ing mistakes of the worst sort, mis¬
takes that tend to rattle the dry bones
of the family skeleton in the cup¬
board. Recently she allowed her
tongue to run away with her, as usual,
the result of which was that she very
much embarrassed both her father
and mother, although the guests seem¬
ed delighted.
I had a very serious talk with her
and impressed upon her, or tried to,
that she must not tell any family
secret. The next time we had com¬
pany she was permitted to come to
the table only by promising that she
wouldn’t utter a word.
She behaved beautifully and had
nothing about to- say taken until Jfhe desseit
to be away. Then her
lips began to quiver, and finally she
burst into tears.
“Why, what’s the matter, darling?”
her mother asked.
“I—I want some more ice cream, if
that isn’t a family secret,” she wailed
between sobs.—London Telegraph.
An Unexpected Burns Lecture.
John Augustus O'Shea used to be in
considerable request as a lecturer on
his military experiences. Once, at
Dumfries, he came upon the platform
wearing in his buttonhole a daisy,
which he quietly removed and held up.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” he began,
“I bold in my hand a ‘wee modest
flower’ I plucked this evening from
the grave of Robert Burns.” The au¬
dience was interested and became in
thrailed as the lecturer went on to
speak of the national poet. Then,
suddenly recollecting that Burns had
notiiing to do with bis subject, be
stopped abruptly. “And now,” said
Mr. O’Shea, “I will proceed to relate
in.v experiences in the war.”
But by this time he had thoroughly
engaged the sympathies of his listen¬
ers, who would not bear of another
subject. “Never min’ the war, sir,”
they vociferated; “gie us Robbie
Burns!” And he did. This extempore
oration afterward became one of the
most popular of Mr. O'Shea s lectures.
—London Chronicle.
Lord Penzance’s Acquaintance.
When the late Lord Penzance was
plain Mr. Wilde, he once took an early
morning stroll round Covent Garden
market. There he entered into conver¬
sation with an old made man of genial j
aspect who bad just a purchase
of a geranium. Mr. Wilde soon found
that the stranger was an enthusiastic j
amateur gardener, and the pair had an
interesting chat on horticultural topics
as they walked toward Oxford street.
Suddenly the fare in a passing hansom
cab signaled to the driver to pull up,
and within the vehicle Wilde saw his
friend, Sergeant Ballantine. Bidding
the old man adieu. Wilde entered the
cab.
In surprised accents Ballantine ex¬
claimed, “How on earth did you come
to know that man?”
“Picked him up just now in Covent
Garden market,” said his companion.
“Well. Wilde,”'the sergeant remark¬
ed, “your new acquaintance is Cal
craft, the hangman!”—London Acade-'
m.v.
B. Y. P. U, Program
For Sunday, July 19.
Topic—Life and Immortality.
Scriptnre—II Cor. 5: 1-10.
Leader—J. M, Merritt.
Song 117.
Song 121.
Paper—“Does man’s soul enter
any other mode or sphere of ex¬
istence after death?”
Song.
Scripture Reading.
Female Quartette.
Paper—“Is this life all or is it
the beginning of immortality?”
Rev, J- M. Dodd.
Song 67.
Closing exercises.
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Atlauta, is making the race
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