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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
J. M, CULPEPPER & CO.
Architects and Contractors
PELHAM, GEORGIA.
J.W. McClain, M. D.,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office in Piney Woods Drug Co
building.
Residence on McDonald Street.
C. W. REID,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Pelham, Georgia.
Office in new City Hall building.
Residence on Hand Avenue.
J. R. CLEMENTS,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Pelham, Ga.
Office in Turner Building, and can
be found night at residence on
Hand Ave., formerly occupied by
Dr. J . W. McClain.
All calls answered promptly
W. S. HILL, M. D.
Pelham, Ga.
Office at Drug Store during the day
and residence at night.
J. R. O’INeal.
DENTIST.
PELHAM GEORGIA.
DAVIS & MERRY
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW,
Camilla, Ga.
Offices
Pelham Ga.
O. B. BUSH.
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Office in Hurst Block over Mitchell
County Supply Company
Residence on Barrow Ave
Calls answered day or night. Leav
calls with Wnnv-Woods; .JjUoinpany. Drug Co.,
Mitchell Jt. ^ ...
or Residence. Residence Phone No.
88, office No. 44.
REAL ESTATE
Farm and City property bought
and sold. Rents seen after on rea¬
sonable terms. List your lands for
sale. Let us know your wants.
Pelham Land loan & Improvement Co.
D. L. Turner, Sec. & Mgr.
Office over Pelham State Bank.
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TW3 PELIUM JOURNAL, FRIDAY, OCT, 9, 1998
f.e uiu'.va Horn teal hie.”
“Artist?”
“No; dentist.”—Louisville -Courier;
Journal.
Worst of All.
Mr Lane, Mr. Hobart and Mr. Meek
bad been off fishing the day before.
They had gone unexpectedly from the
postoffice, where they met, and neither
Mrs. Lane, Mrs. Hobart nor Mrs. Meek
had been informed of their where¬
abouts until nightfall. “And It did
beat all what poor luck we’d had!”
said Mr. Lane when the three friends
met the next day.
"I tried to explain to Sadie that we
kep' staying in the hopes of fetching
home something that would show why
we’d stayed, but she said we’d acted
like a parcel o’ yearlings and it would
lie one while before she'd have a hot
apple pie for my dinner again and
dumplings. She ran me uphill and
down, I tell ye!”
“Maria spoke of my clothes,” said
Mr. Hobart forlornly. “She pointed
out the way the dampness had cockled
that coat I had on. She said ’twouldu’t
ever be the same again and if I knew
of anybody that was going to spend
summer days heating great irons and
pressing out clothes for a man like
me she didn't!”
“Marthy never said a word,” said
Mr. Meek as the other two men turned
to him, but as they remarked with one
accord, “That’s the kind of w r ife to,
have!” Mr. Meek looked much de¬
pressed.
“The only trouble is,” he added, “she
hasn’t spoken yet, and I don’t know
when she will.”
She Drew the Line.
Seeking redress for domestic troubles,
a negro woman who resembled noth
ing so much as she did the “before tak¬
ing” half of an antifat remedy appear
ed at court.
“I’s a wronged woman,” she hissed
in a give-me-back-those-papers voice.
“Ah want redress.”
“What’s the trouble?” inquired the
sympathetic judge.
“It’s ’bout inah ole man. He’s done
been caayin’ on high wlf a lot uv
deese niggah gals, an’ it’s got so baad
twill Ah don’ see him more’n once a
week. Somepliln’s got t’ be doue.”
The judge’s eye held a crafty gleam.
“You are seeking a divorce—a legal
separation?” he questioned.
“Go ’long, man! Divo’ce nothin’!
Think I’m gwine t’ gin him what he
wants and ’low dat man who dlspote all
his cussedness is de handsomest nig¬
gah in Kansas City t’ go skyshootln’
roun’ ’mong dem gals? No, sah. Ah
don’ want no divo’ce ner dat legal
septitution yer’s talkin’ ’bout. What
Ah wants is an Injunction!” — Kansas
CAtv 1 ’'dependent.
Mary Was Spoiled.
A doctor in one of the West Phila¬
delphia children’s homes tells the
story of a wonym who came to him
one day in a most perturbed state of
mind. She had taken home her daugh¬
ter of five years the week previous,
after a stay of a year In the home,
and found she had an elephant on her
hands. “Oh, sir,” she said to the doc¬
tor, “whatever can I do with Mary?
You have made her far too grand for
her own home. Why, the first day she
was back she refused to be dressed In
the morning till she had a bath; then
she would eat no breakfast whatever
because she wanted fruit and some
‘serious food’ first, and, last of all, she
put a saucer of water at her place at
the table and she dips her fingers in
that every few minutes. Sure, doctor.
I don’t know what I’ll do,” and the
woman passed out. shaking her head
as if the problem was certainly too
much for her.—Philadelphia Record.
The Poor Member.
“Brother Lastly.” said the spokes¬
man, “I have an unpleasant duty to
perform. There is a report that you
have said that one of the best and
most worthy members of our congrega¬
tion is unable to attend service often
on account of not having good enough
clothes. We have come to ask the
name of that member. We don’t know
of any such person, and a report of
that kind is likely to reflect upon us as
a congregation that does not look after
its poor but worthy members. Will
you tell me who it is?”
“Certainly, brethren,” replied the
Rev. Mr. Lastly, with a brave attempt
to be cheerful, “it’s my wife."
Playing Gcethe Three Way#.
“I made a bad break today.”
“How was that?”
“There is a Chicago woman visiting
Tulla Dean, and while I was there she
insisted upon talking about Gerty.
Pretty soon I asked her if Gerty was
her daughter. You should have seen
her flare up! And then I somehow
found out the meant. Goaty.”
“Who?”
“Oh, you know—the great German
author.”—Somerville Herald.
His Modest Request.
A man once asked Thackeray to lend
him 5 shillings, which he would con- ;
vert into £20.000. Asked how. he ex¬
plained that he knew a young woman i
with £20,000 who he knew would mar¬
ry him If he asked her. but he had
nawned his teeth and wanted 5 shil¬
lings to redeem them in order to pro¬
pose effectively. •
Keep A Tight Grip on These Farts;
its gol$g to be a great season for the more pronou.
and extreme offects in Young Men's clothes; for rich,
handsome paterns.
The garments we’re selling are more notah'e than ever in these respects; and are
made exclusively for us by a house specialising along these lines.
All the good fabsics are included it: the garments Ederheimer-Steln
& Co., have made for our order. Great makers and great clothes. The
shades are browns, grayes, olives, gre ns, tans, smoke; some English
hair line and pin stripes; and beautiful Scotch mixtures. Grand array
of good things representing the cream oi the market.
Every Suit Guaranteed.
OUR FALL LINE OF SHOES, HATS AND
FURNISHINGS IS COMPLETE COME
AND SEE FOR YOURSELF
Consolidated Clothing
& Drug Co.
Pineules For the Kidneys, Bladder
and Rheumatism.
relieves
30 days’ guaranteed treatment or for money $1.00. refunded. Satisfaction BACK-ACHE
For Sale by Consolidated Clothing & Drug Co.
Residence For Sale.
Five room house: large rooms,
extra large hall clear through the
building, plenty of closets, 4 fire
places, good well of water, fine
neighborhood. Liberal Terms.
Apply to Pelham Journal, t. f.
Bees Laxative Cough Syrup always
brings quick relief to coughs, colds,
hoarseness, whooping-cough and all
bronchial and throat trouble. Moth¬
ers especially recommend it for chil¬
dren. Pleasant to take, gently laxa¬
tive. Sold by Consolidated Clothing
& Drug Co.
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For Rent.
75 acres land, 2 good settle¬
ments, will rent or half crop. 5
miles south of Pelham, 4 miles
west of Meigs. See Mr. and M
F. H. Warner.
4t. R. F. D. No. 1 Meigs, Ga.