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THE PELHAM JOURNAL, FRIDAY, OCY tfi, 1908- Going Cheap. Everything in Hardware. ^V^!3T?ES0S c Jf^X^Bt We have the complete asispr^ment i :' X i of and ammuni= most guns tion ever before shown in Pelham. we are headquarters for Plumbing materials and guaranteed Cutlery and can save you money. The Most Value For The Least Money ft Underwood Standard Typewrite Machine o! Merit Possessor of originality in “Billing,” “Visi¬ ble” and “Tabulator” construction, Securer of Large Contracts, Recipient of Grand Prizes, and Winner of Speed Championships, the Underwood Standard Typewriter stands foremost to=day in the estimation of the Commercial World. The Machine You Will Eventually Buy. Underwood Typewriter Company, <r*c,) 119 Peachtree Street, - - ATLANTA, GA. Money To Lend ! of Loan from $300.00 | S We make a specialty upwards, on Farm Property. If you want to % make application bring all back deeds. t I | i Bankers Loan & Abstract Co. 1 f ■ f <*> Bank. ^ | Headquarters, Farmers | <§> 6 *>?********••*+*• Portable and Stationary Bo ilers. Saw Wills gftgffia STEAM ENGINES Highest grade Ginning Machinery, Mills, Gasoline Engines, Shingle Outfits Corn Mills the and entire Pumping South. Large to be had in quickest stock on hand, best terms, investi¬ delivery. It will pay you to gate our machinery and prices. ''MALLARY BROS. MACHINERY CO. 3 S,°ac c oW- Below the Peg. j The phrase “take down a peg” sprung iuto life with King Edgar. He | made It a: law to cure the Saxons of! their intemperate habits. He had marks, or ’‘pegs,” put in their huge drinking cups, above which they dared not pour their liquor under a heavy penalty. So the expression was to less¬ en a man’s self esteem just as the liquor was kept down by a peg. Extremes. Nodd—I came home late the other night and got in the wrong house. Todd—What happened? "The lady was very nice. Treated me like a human being.,and sent word to my wife that she would like to keep me in exchange for tier husband.” "What was the matter with him?” “One of the kind who stay home all the time and bore every one to death.' -Life. Fresh Air. I hold to the maxim "Die and let die.” If any one chooses the fresh air method of departing this life, by all means let him take it, but let him re¬ spect the right of other people to choose their own method for them¬ selves. Fresh air -.h&* its victims no less than foul. TbS ^fberCie bacillus does not enjoy; fresh air. it is w? there are plenty brcUn which rejoice in it If . cpi^umptlreai thrive out of doors, the subjects of bronchitis in—Dr. are generally J. H. only Clark skip In London when they Chroni¬ Btay cle. ' Desert of Bahara. The world’s largest desert is in the vast region of northern Africa extend¬ ing from the Atlantic pcean on the west to the valley of the Nile on the east. The length of this immense arid region, the great desert of the Sahara, from east to west Is about 3,000 miles and its area about 2,000,000 square miles. Rain falls In torrents on the Sahara at Intervals of five, ten or twenty years. In the gjjtnmer the heat during the day is excessive, but the nights are often cold. In winter the temperature of parts of the desert is sometimes below freezing point. Paid In Advance. A gentleman who was In the habit of dining daily at a certain restaurant in London said to the Irish waiter who attended him: “Instead of tipping you every day, Pat, I’ll give you your tip In a lump sum at the end of the mouth.” “Would ye moind paying me In ad¬ vance, sorr?” asked the waiter. “Well, that’s rather a strange re¬ quest,” remarked the gentleman. “However, If you are In want of some money now here’s half a crown for you. But did you distrust me that you asked for payment now?*’ “Oh, no. sorr,” grinned Pat, pocket¬ ing the half crown, “but Ol’m lavin’ here tomorrow.'” The Boy (fervently)—You are the first and only girl I ever loved, Ethel. She —Ah, what lots of fun you have ahead of you, Freddy !—London Opinion. Her kidnaped Boy. “Speaking of kidnaping.” sighed the mother of the grown boy, “something ought to be done about this kidnaping of boys by Older women. You see I have no jewelry on, that. I never wear it. Well, wait till I tell you. My beau¬ tiful boy, just twenty, began to wait on a woman of thirty-five, who led him into marrying her. After they had been married a day, or two my baby boy—he was nothing else—came to me heartbroken, saying he didn’t want to be married. Do you suppose I drove him away from me? No. I kept him at home and comforted hind. And what does his middle aged wife do but sue me for alienating his affections That is why I can’t wear my jewelry. While the suit is pending if she caught me wearing it she could take it away from me. Yes. That’s one of the lovely, just rules here In N’ew York.”— N'ew York Press. Did you ever ride Racycle ? - ■ v: , if not, you have missed a treat. WE SELL THEM ON EASY TERMS. And guarantee them-to be the Lightest Running, and best wheel made. Wc carry other mod >ls in stock. Also repair Guns, Pistols and any old thing. All work guaranteed at lowest prices. We also carry an, assorted line of MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS. F. M. SMITH & GO. J | ,:i nm H I*,,'! rt yTRAGOO Q CLOTHES FOR BOYS Ederheimer, Stein & Co., Makers F T&E thing for mothers to know; the best boys’ overcoats in the world come from the makers of Y tragoo q —Ederheimer, Stein & Co. We’ve tied to this brand; the makers have tied to us. A combination to give you the biggest values you ever had in clothes. Ail the new Fall Style* for you to choose from now. Russian Overcoats for ages 3 to 10, perfectly made, beautifully trimmed. Coats for boys 7 to 17, like illustration, or button to the neck with 3torm col¬ lar. Clothes to please you at prices you want to pay. Consolidated Clothing & Drug Co. DU- rt The Leading Clothiers. ri ......... . ... ..