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J.W. McClain, M. D.,
PHYSICIAN AND.SURGEON.
Office in Piney Woods Drug Co,
building.
Residence on McDonald Street.
C'W. REID,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Pelham, Georgia.
I Office in new City Hall building.^,
Residence on Hand Avenue.
J. R. CLEMENTS,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Pelham, Ga.
Office in Turner Building, and can
be fonnd at night at residence on
Hand Ave., formerly occupied by
Dr. J . W. McClain.
All calls answered promptly
W. S. HILL, M. D.
Pelham, Ga.
Office at Drug Store during the day
and residence at night.
J. R. O’INeal.
DENTIST.
PELHAM GEORGIA.
DAVIS & MERRY
attorneys-at-law,
Camilla, Ga.
Offices
Pelham Ga.
O. 13. BUSH.
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Office in Hurst Block over Mitchell
County Supply Company
Residence on Barrow Ave
alls answered day -*•*-'Leav
calls with Piney-Wua.-. Drug Co.,
Mitchell County Supply Company,
or Residence. Residence Pilot.e No.
88, office No. 44. 1
REAL ESTATE
Farm and City property bought
and sold. Rents seen after on rea¬
sonable terms. List your lands for
sale. Let us know your wants.
Pelham Land Loan & Improvement Co.
*
D. L. Turner, Sec. A Mgr.
Office over Farmers Bank.
c« c« c.
For Chills, Fever, Cold . and
La Grippe. Guaranteed.
25 cenls at all Druggists
is a drugs soothing, having healing narcotic balm containing effect
no a It
RELIEVES
quickly and and soothes the congested and
membranes Valuable thoroughly heals
cleanses. not only for
CATARRH
but relieves colds, throat troubles,
hay fever, “stopped-np” nose, etc.
W« Guarantee Satisfaction.
Buy a 50 cent tube of Nosena from
Piney-Woods Drng Co.
and get your money back if not satisfied.
Sample tube and Booklet by mail ioc.
BROWN MT’ G. CO
St. Louis, Mo. Gre«n»ville.T«nn
Motor Cycle for Sale.
A two-horsepower Yale Motor
Cycle for sale. Almost new.
Has been run very little. In
good condition. Best make. Will
sell very cheap for cash. Apply
at this office. oclStf
THE PELHAM JOURNAL, FBIDAY,1N0’V. 27 1908.
JUST
RECEIVED
OUR
LINE OF
LADIES and MISSES
Jackets and Wraps
This Week.
Can Save You Money on
Your Purchase.
ENGLISH & NESMITH
For Cash Only.
Subscribe for The
$ 1.00 a Year.
Boys and Girls, Fig¬
ure This Out.
The average educated man gets a
salary of $1,000 a year. He works 40
years, making a total of $40,000 in a
lifetime. The average day laborer
gets $1.50 a day, 300 days in the year
or $450 a year. In forty years he
earns $18,000. The difference, $22,
000, equals the financial value of an
education. To acquire this earning
capacity requires about five months’
time, or 150 days. Divide this into
$22,000, the value of an education, and
we find that each day in school is
worth $140.03 to the pupil, without
considering the satisfaction and pleas¬
ure of living a much more successful
life.
Young friend, take the editor’s ad¬
vice, take a course of Bookkeeping,
Business Training, Shorthand and
Typewriting at the Athens Business
College of Athens, Ga. You can com¬
plete the combined course in five
months’ time, and at completion be
placed promptly in a good paying
position.
Wilkes County Farmer
Makes Big Profit on
Corn Crop..
Washington, Ga., November 21.
—The old idea that it does not
pay to raise corn in Georgia as a
money crop has again been
knocked out by the practical
demonstration this season of a
Wilkes county farmer.
“I have just harvested and
housed 800 bushels of good corn,”
remarked R. A. Alniand, a suc¬
cessful farmer and business man
of Washington. ’T kept pretty
close account of expenses and
labor, and I am certain that the
800 bushels did not cost me over
$65.”
Resides having been produced
at the remarkably low cost of 8
cents per bushel, the corn which
Mr. Aimand spoke of was as large
and fine in every particular as the
best bottom laud of the State can
produce. The phenomenal crop
raised by Mr. Aimand was pro¬
duced on bottom laud which he
had reclaimed. He has succeeded
in the happy combination of a
splendid yield at a low cost of
production, and from lands that
had hitherto been going to waste,
and not contributing their right¬
ful portion to the wealth of
Wilkes county.
In his lifetime Gen. Robert
Toombs often remarked that ‘‘a
farmer in Wilkes county can
make his corn cheaper than he
can haul it home, even if the
Western product was given to
him at Washington.”
Mr. Almand’s experience in
raising corn, as well as that of
several other progressive farmers
of this county, has corroborated
Gen. Toombs’ contention.
If you are a sufferer from
ManZan Pile Remedy will bring
lief with ;tjhe first
Guaranteed. Price 50c. Sold
Consolidated Clothing & Drug Co,
HIS MISTAKE.
It Was Costly, but Cursd Him of an
irritating Habit.
Bunsen was always a great kidder.
He Isn’t any more.
Bunsen Is a lawyer, although, of
course, be is known by a different
name. Don’t ever get the Idea, though,
that this didn’t really happen Just be¬
cause Bunsen’s real nomination isn’t
mentioned.
As we were saying, Bunsen used to
be pretty much of a kidder. He would
even kid his own patient little wife.
Those who care to read on down a
little farther will learn why he ceased
to be a kidder.
One evening last week w hen Bunsen
got home his wife had a new hat to
show him. It was some hat Any¬
body could have seen that it was the
final phrase in female headgear.
But Bunsen started in to make fun
of it. He said it looked ns if It had
been trimmed by a cross eyed milliner
on an empty stomach. And lie made a
lot of other disparaging remarks that
were extremely harassing to poor Mrs.
Bunsen. v
“D’je buy it sight unseen?” he In¬
quired. "Say, how much do they pay
the girl that sold you that? She ought
to have a rnise. Any girl who could
put that one over a customer must be
something of a smooth saleslady, I’m
here to remark.”
Mrs. Bunsen was almost in tears.
Bunsen had to go into the other room
to have a quiet laugh at her expense.
Oh. he was the great kidder, all right.
The next day, though, be had forgot¬
ten all about the hat.
The day after that he was reminded
of his little jokefest Mrs. Bunsen
handed him a slip of paper when he
came home to get his victuals that
evening. It was a bill for retrlmming
that hat; $18.34 it came to.
Bunsen paid It without a murmur
and said the revised edition of the hat
was just exactly right. He isn’t mak¬
ing fun of hats any more.—Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
NOTED ANAGRAMS.
Ingenious Transmutation of Names of
Well Known Persons.
Anagrams that transmute the names
of well known men and women are
often startlingly appropriate. What
could be better in this way than these
announcements, evolved from two
great statesmen’s names when the
reins of power changed hands: Glad¬
stone, "G leads not!” Disraeli, ”1 lead.
I sir!” Quite as happy is the comment
i j on Nightingale, the devoted whose nursing of yields. Florence "Flit,
name
j on, cheering angei. :i Among those that
! are most of pa quoted we may men
I tlon Horatio Nelson, "Honor eat a
i Nilo;” Charles James Stuart, "Claims
Arthur’s seat;” Pilate’s question,
; “Quid est veritas?" (“What is truth?”),
; answered by “Est vlr qul adest” (“It
| !s the man here present”); Swedish
nightingale, “Sing high, sweet Linda;”
David Livingstone, “D. V., go and visit
Nile;” the Marqulss of Rlpon (who re¬
signed the grand mastership of Free¬
masons when he became a Romanist),
“R. I. P., quoth Freemasons;” Charles,
prince of Wales, “All France calls.
Oh, help!” Sir Roger Charles Doughty
Tichborne, baronet, “Yon horrid butch¬
er Orton, biggest rascal here,” and
many shorter specimens, such as tele¬
graph, “great help;’’ astronomers, “no
more stars” and “moon starers;” one
hug, “enough;” editors, “so tired:”
tournament, “to run at men;” peniten¬
tiary, “nay, 1 repent;” old England,
•‘golden land;” revolution, “to love
ruin;” fashionable, “one-half bias;”
lawyers, “sly ware;” midshipman,
“mind his map;” poorhouse, “Oh. sour
hope;” Presbyterian, “best in prayer;”
sweetheart, “there we sat;” matrimo¬
ny, “Into my arm.”—Chambers’ Jour¬
nal.
Air and Water “Cures.”
It is a remarkable fact that, as with
various natural so called “mineral wa¬
ters” so with various “airs” which
people find beneficial, no one has yet
clearly and decisively shown. In the
first place, whether they exert any
chemical effect of a special kind on
the people who seem to benefit by
drinking the one or breathing the oth¬
er. Still less has any one shown what
Is the particular chemical Ingredient
of the air or of the water of any given
resort which exerts the beneficial ef
feet attributed to that air or that wa
ter.—Sir E. Ray Lank ester In London
Telegraph.
Thieve* end Humor.
The reason why cockneys are such
smart thieves is that they have a been
sense of humor. The street arab picks
your pocket while he grins at you. It
Is only stupid thieves who are serious.
Poor Oliver Twist’s seriousness was
the cause of his arrest. The humor of
the Artful Dodger and Charley Bates
saved them.—Harry Furniss in Lon¬
don Strand Magazine.
Brown—What’s wrong? You seem
worried. Jackson—1 am. I wrote two
notes—one to my broker asking him If
he took me for a fool and the other to
Miss Golding asking her if she would
be mine. While 1 was out somebody
telephoned “Yes,” and I don’t know
which of ’em it was.