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EVERY TIME
we sell a man one of
our Hart Scaffner &
Marx overcoats
we feel that we’ve done him a special service;
and before he gets through with it he feels the
same way.
Hart Schaffner & Marx
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make such good clothes that when we introduce
a man to them, we’ve made him a friend, not only
of us, but of the clothes.
Better get acquainted here.
Suits and Overcoats $18
to $50.
Copyright 1908 by This store is the home of Hart Schaffner &
Hart Schaffner & Marx
Marx Clothes.
Hand Trading Company
CLOTHING DEPARTMENT
PELHAM LOCALS
Every business house was
closed yesterday. The post office
observed holiday hours and very
many of the citizens spent the
day iD the country.
Your orders for Groceries are ap¬
preciated at H. B. Tucker & Co.’s.
Miss Lucy Parker of Moultrie
spent yesterday with Mr. and
Mrs. J. W. Parker.
John Deere two-plows are the best.
Bold by T. O. Battle.
Mr. Wm. H. Mize who has
been attending a business college
in Atlanta is at home for a few
days visiting his mother, Mrs.
Mary G. Mize.
Our Shoe department is proving
quite popular, and is showing some
“chic” styles in black patent leather
and tans. Everett Mercantile Co.
Messrs. J. T. Flint, J. M. Cul¬
pepper and Winston Daniel left
Wednesday night for Savannah,
to see the automobile race Thurs¬
day. Mr. Flint will also visit his
father, who lives in Savannah.
T. O. Battle has a nice line of
Crockeryware going cheap, and will
be pleased to haev you come in and
look at it.
The Journal is a half day late,
on account of the force taking a
day off yesterday.
John Deere two-horse Plows defy
competition. Sold by T. O. Battle.
Among those who attended
court at Camilla Wednesday were
D. L. Turner, T. A. Barrow, B.
U. Curry, D. C. Barrow, C. R.
Nesmith, D. B. Turner.
See Pelham Mercantile Co.’s fresh
shipment of Pickles.
THE PELHAM JOURNAL, FRIDAY,NOV. 27, 1908
Mrs. J. B. S-'-ott spent Wednes¬
day with her parents, Mr. and
Mrs. J. L, Cochran, at Camilla.
Knickerbockers for all sizes of
boys at Everett Mercantile Co.
Miss Lillian Harkness, of Daw
is the guest of Mrs C. W. Curry.
Millinery.
T. O. Battle’s store is headquarters
for Mule Millinery, such as Bridles,
Halters, etc., etc.
Rev. C. W. Curry spent Wed¬
nesday in Albany.
Delicious Batter Cakes.
Try a can of Ricena. H. B. Tucker
& Co.
Mr. J. R. Palmer spent Wednes¬
day in Camilla.
With the glorious thought of the
Thanksgiving dinner comes the
thought where to get suitable table
linens for such a dinner. Ask to see
our nice table linens and napkins.
Everett Mercantile Co.
• Mr. W. W. Coram of Shellman
will move his family to Pelham
on the loth of next month. Mr.
Coram is a brother of our fellow
townsman, Mr. T. A. Coram.
Choice breakfast dish—Corn Flakes.
H. B. Tucker & Co.
A congenial party of a dozen
spent Thanksgiving at Baypole
Sink and enjoyed one of the most
delightful fisn fry’s of the season.
Before making Fruit Cake ’phone
No. 2 for your ingredients. Pelham
Mercantile Co.
The afternoon and
hours at the Library have been
changed for the convenience of
the readers. In the afternoon
the library is open from 2 to 4
o'clock and at night from 6 to 8
o’clock.
Barrel Pickles, both sweet and sour;
also choice line Bottle Pickles,
H. B. Tucker & Co.
Miss Lillian Harkness, who, is
now teaching at Dawson spept
Thanksgiving Day with Rev. and
Mrs.fC. W. Curry,
For Thanksgiving Dinner.
Buy your Cranberries, Sauces, Cat¬
sups, etc., from H. B. Tucker & Co.
Dr. A. B. Cook of Cairo spent
Sunday with his daughter, Mrs.
J. M. Dodd.
We appreciate your trade, and when
Thanksgiving comes we can truly say
we are thankful for your trade.
Everett Mercantile Co.
There was a half holiday at
Pelham High School Monday in
order to allow the children to at¬
tend the circus.
Mr. .T. R. Mize is moving his
saw mill to Baker county where
he has secured a large body of
valuable timber. His shipping
point will be Petoria.
Tax collector D. W. Faircloth
was in the city from Camilla
Monday.
Mr. W. S. Atkinson of Cairo
spent the first of this week in the
city.
Miss Lavada Bnntt received on
Sunday night the sad news of the
death of her sister, Mrs. Alexan
der, in Atlanta. Miss Buntt left
Monday for Samson, Ala. where
she will spend several weeks with
her mother before returning to
Pelham.
Everybody and his neighbor
was in the city Monday to see
the circus.
Mr. Cochran of the firm of J.
W. Cochran & Sons of Thotnas
ville was in the city Monday.
Prof. McGregor, of the public
schools of Albany,spent yesterday
with Rev. C. W. Curry.
Miss Quinn, of Valdosta, is the
attractive guest of Mrs. D. L.
Turner.
HIS MISTAKE.
It Was Costly, but Cured Him of an
Irritating Habit.
Bunsen was always a great kidder.
He Isn’t any more.
Bunsen is a lawyer, although, of
course, he is known the by Idea, a different though,
name. Don’t ever get
that this didn’t really happen Just l>e ;
cause Bunsen’s real nomination Isn't
mentioned.
As we were saying. Bunsen used to
be pretty much of a kidder. He would
even kid his own patient little wife.
Those who care to read on down a
little farther will learn why he ceased
to be a kidder.
One evening last week when Bunsen
got home his wife had a new hat to
show him. It was some hat. Any¬
body could have seen that it was the
Anal phrase in female headgear.
But Bunsen started in to make fun
of it. He said it looked ns if it had
been trimmed by a cross eyed milliner
on an empty stomach. And he made a
lot of other disparaging remarks that
were extremely harassing to poor Mrs.
Bunsen.
"D’Je buy it sight unseen?” he in¬
quired. “Say. how much do they pay
the girl that sold you that? She ought
to have a raise. Any girl who could
put that one over a customer must be
something of a smooth saleslady, I’m
here to remark.”
Mrs. Bunsen was almost in tears.
Bunsen had to go into the other room
to have a quiet laugh at her expense.
Oh, he was the great kidder. all right.
The next day, though, he had forgot¬
ten all about the hat
The day after that he was reminded
of his little Jokefest Mrs. Bunsen
handed him a slip of paper when he
came home to get his victuals that
evening. It was a bill for retrimming
that hat; $18.34 it came to.
Bunsen paid it without a murmur
and said the revised edition of the hat
was just exactly right. He isn’t mak¬
ing fun of hats any more.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
NOTED ANAGRAMS.
Ingenious Transmutation of Names of
Well Known Persons.
Anagrams that transmute the names
of well known men and women a™
orten startlingly appropriate.
could be better in this way than these
announcements, evolved from two
great statesmen’s names when the
reins of power changed hands: Glad¬
stone. “G leads not!” Disraeli, “I lead,
sir!” Quite as happy is the comment
on the devoted nursing of Florence
Nightingale, whose name yields “Flit
on, cheering angel.” Among those that
are most often quoted we may men¬
tion Horatio Nelson. "Honor est a
Nilo:” Charles James Stuart. "Claims
Arthur’s seat;” Pilate's question.
••Quid est veritas?” (“What Is truth?”),
answered by “Est vlr qui adest” (“It
is the man here present”); Swedish
nightingale, “Sing’high, sweet Linda;’ -
David Livingstone, “D. V., go and visit
Nile;” the Marqniss of Uipon (who re
signed the grand mastership of Free
masons when he became a Komanlst).
•R. 1. P., quoth Freemasons;” Charles,
prince of Wales, “All France calls.
Oh, Help!” Sir Roger Charles Doughty
Tichborne. baronet, “Yon horrid butch¬
er Orton, biggest rascal here,” and
many shorter specimens, such as tele¬
graph, “great help;” astronomers, “no
more stars” and “moon starers:” one
hug. “enough;” editors, “so tired;”
tournament, “to run at mep;” peniten¬
tiary, “nay, I repent;’’ old England,
“golden land;” revolution, “to love
ruin;” fashionable, “one-half bias;”
lawyers, “sly ware;” midshipman,
“mind his map;’’ poorhouse, "Oh, sour
hope;” Presbyterian, “best In prayer;”
sweetheart, “there we sat;” matrimo¬
ny, “into my arm.”—Chambers’ Jour¬
nal.
Air and Water “Cure*.”
It Is a remarkable fact that, as with
various natural so called “mineral wa
ters” so with various "airs” which
people find beneficial, no one has yet
clearly and decisively shown, in the
first place, whether they exert any
chemical effect of n special kind on
the people who seem to benefit by
drinking the one or breathing the oth¬
er. Still less has any one shown what
is the particular chemical ingredient
of the air or of the water of any given
resort which exerts the beneficial ef¬
fect attributed to that air or that wa¬
ter—Sir E. Ray Lankester in LondoD
Telegraph.
Rrown—What's wrong? You seem
worried. Jackson—I am. I wrote two
notes—one to my broker asking him if
be took me for a fool and the other to
Miss Golding asking her if she would
be mine. While I was out somebody
telephoned “Yes,” and I don’t know
which of ’em it was. *