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M.CULPEPPER & CO.
Architects sad Contractors
PELHAM, GEORGIA.
J.W. McClain, M. D.,
IPH ICIAN AND SURGEON,
>ffice in Piney Woods Drug Co,
>uilding.
Residence on McDonald Street.
/ C. W. REID,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
( Pelham, Georgia.
JR Office in new City Hall building.;
Residence on Hand Avenue.
J. R. CLEMENTS,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Pelham, Ga.
Office in Turner Building, and can
bo found at night at residence on
Hand Ave., formerly occupied by
Dr. J . W. McClain.
All calls answered promptly
W. S. HILL, M. D.
Pelham, Ga.
Office at Drug Store during the day
and residence at night.
J. R. O’INeal.
DENTIST.
PELHAM GEORGIA.
. DAVIS & MERRY
* ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW,
( Camilla, Ga.
j 1 Offices Pelham Ga.
O. B* BUSH*
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Office in Hurst Block over Mitchell
County Supply Company
\ Residence on Barrow Ave
/'Sifls y nr
call* with Piney-Woods Drug Co.,
Mitchell County Supply Company,
or Residence. Residence Phoi.e No.
88. office No. 44.
REAL ESTATE
Farm and City property bought
and sold. Rents seen after on rea¬
sonable terms. List your lands for
sale. Let us know your wants.
Pelham Land Loae & Improvement Co.
D. L. Turner, Sec. & Mgr.
Offlee over Farmers Bank.
C* Ct c.
For Chills, Fever, Cold and
La Grippe. Guaranteed.
25 cenls at all Druggists.
is a soothing, healing balm containing
no drugs having a narcotic effect It
RELIEVES
quickly and and soothes thoroughly the congested and
membranes heals
cleanses. Valuable not only for
CATARRH
but relieves colds, throat troubles,
hay fever, "stopped-up” nose, etc.
Ws Guarantee Satisfaction.
Buy a 50 cent tube of Nosena. from
Piney-Woods Drng Co.
and get your money back if not satisfied.
Sample tube and Booklet by mail 10 c.
BAOWNMrC. Mo. Greono'ville.Totut CO.,
St Laui*.
Motor Cycle for Sale.
A two-horsepower Yale Motor
Cycle for sale. Almost new.
Has been run very little. In
good condition. Best make. Will
sell very cheap for cash. Apply
at this office. oc!5tf
THE PELHAM JOURNAL, FRIDAY, DEC. i 1908.
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LADIES and MISSES
Jackets Wraps
This Week.
Can Save You Money on
Your Purchase.
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For Cash Only.
Subscribe for The Journal
$1.00 a Year.
Pineules For the Kidneys, Bladder
and Rheumatism.
RELIEVES
30 days’ guaranteed treatment or for money $1.00. refunded. Satisfaction BACK-ACHE
For Sale by Consolidated Clothing & Drug Co.
This is Worth Reading.
Leo F. Zellnski, of 68 Gibson St.,
Buffalo, N. Y., says: “I cured the
; worst cold sore I have ever had with
Bueklen’g Arnica Salve. I applied
! this salve once a day for two days,
when every trace of the sore was
gone.” Heals all sores. Sold under
guarantee at Hill& King’s drug store.
26c.
FOR SALE.
About $40,000.00 worth of stuff,
11 my holdings in Pelham for
sale at 75 cents in the dollar. I
have most anything j T ou might
want. Good reasons for selling.
E. A. SMITH.
YOUR
LIVER
is your best friend or your worst
enemy. Active it’s your friend.
Torpid it’s your enemy, and its 1
army is Constipation, Biliousness ,
Sick Headache, etc.
PWhtt
x ASS TOSIC PSLLBTS
make active, strong and healthy j
livers, liver troubles, preventing and relieving!
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Complete Treatment 25*,_
Piney-Woods Drug Co.
An Awkward Player.
In 1G08 King James published his
famous “Book of Sports” and, thinking
to render the Presbyterian form of
worship less rigid, ordered that cer¬
tain of the sports therein commended
should be played In the several church¬
yards every Sunday at the close of
divine service. Johu Ross, a minister
of Blairgowrie, adopted a novel method
of withstanding the royal ordinance.
He was a strong, athletic man and
teemed much interested in the Yberea
tious enjoined by the monarch. Foot¬
ball was selected by the parishioners
of Blairgowrie from the list of “Sun¬
day games.” When the services of the
thurch were completed Mr. Ross ap¬
peared among his people In the church¬
yard and joined them in their sport.
None of the assemblage kicked more
eagerly at the football than did the
reverend incumbent. But constant
misfortune seemed to attend him. Ev¬
ery kick missed the ball and fell heavi¬
ly on the ankles <L those who stood
near. Apologies were promptly ten¬
dered and, of course, received, though
every Sunday many of the p s rishiou
ers returned home halting. Finally it
was agreed that on account of the
minister’s awkwardness the games
should be abandoned. Thus the in¬
genious divine gained his end and pre
vented compliance with the obnoxious
order.
Where Greek Met Greek.
The marble clock in the dining room
had just announced in mellow tones
the hour of 8 a. m., when the wife of
the plumber nudged him and whis¬
pered nervously:
“Horace, there’s a burglar in the
house!”
“There is, hey?” answered the hus¬
band, now thoroughly awake. “I’ll see
about him.”
With cunning stealth he got out of
bed and tiptoed out of the room. For
ten minutes no sound broke the awful
stillness. Then the house shook with
a crash. There was a century of si¬
lence. Then a chair fell, the front door
slummed uud a heavy bundle thumped
down the front stairs and into the
street.
The terrified wife fainted, to be
brought back to consciousness by the
voice of her husband.
“It's all right, dear. 1 threw him
out,” he chuckled as he turned on the
light. “But the scoundrel had only
$4.30 in his clothes.”—Judge.
How Mayne Reid Won His Bride.
It was through his novel, "The Scalp
Hunters,” that Captain Mayne lield
won a bride. He was thirty years old
when he met a damsel of thirteen, with
whom he at once fell in love. The
child took no notice of him,' but be
gave ber the story to read. Two years
later the young lady was at a public
meeting where Captain Reid spoke on
behalf of the Polish refugees. “An
electric thrill seemed to pass through
me as he entered the room,” she said
afterward, and when the meeting was
over she went up to him. “I leave for
London on the next train,’ L he said hur¬
riedly. “Please send me your ad¬
dress.” “I do not know where,” she
replied, with some embarrassment. He
instantly handed out his card and was
gone. A formal little note followed:
“Dear Captain Reid—As you asked me
to send you my address, I do so.” By
return of post came the answer, “Only
say that you love me and I will be
with you at once,” and then the reply,
“I think I do love you.”
Whittier's Applause.
In his declining years the poet Whit¬
tier was extremely absentminded. He
attended a church meeting where there
were a large number of persons. As
his presence was known, it was deemed
fitting by one of the speakers to quote
the poet’s lines:
. I know not where his Islands lift
Their fronded palms In air;
1 only know I cannot drift
Beyond his love and care.
Great applause greeted the quotation,
and. Whittier was noticed to join in
the handclapping. “I suppose I must
have had my mind on something else.
I had no recollection of having written
the verse,” he said apologetically when
his attention w 7 as called to the author¬
ship.—Boston Tost.
Legal Fiction.
Says Sir Henry Maine in his “An¬
cient Law 7 :” “A legal fiction is the as¬
sumption which conceals or affects to
conceal the fact that a rule of law has
undergone alteration, its letter remain
lug unchanged while its operation has
been modified. The fact is that the
law has been changed: the fiction is
that it remains what it always was.”
Frenzied Financiering.
Columbus Washington Johnson Smith
—Wat’s de price er dem watermelons,
Mr. Jackson?
.Mr. Jackson (cunningly)—Ten cents
erpiece and I picks ’em; 20 cents er
piece and you picks ’em, Mr. Srnif.
Mr. Smith—All right, Mr. Jackson. I
guesses I'll take 'em all, and you picks
'em, ef you please!—Puck.
What He Wanted.
“You are a poor young man?”
“I am.”
“Then what you want is a thrifty,
economical wife.”
“Not at all. What I want is a rich,
liberal wife.”
The kilt is the national dress of the
Albanians, the Massalian shepherds
and the mountaineers of Tibet and As¬
sam as well as of the Scots.
Recognized Him.
blinks after Inviting his friend Jinks,
who has just returned from abroad, to
dinner Is telling him what a fine mem¬
ory his little son Bobby has.
“And do you suppose he will remem
ber me?” said Jinks.
“Remember you? Why, he remem¬
bers every face that he ever saw.”
An hour later they enter the house,
and after Jinks has shaken hands with
Mrs. Jinks he calls Bobby over to him.
“And do you remember me, my .little
man?”
“Course I do. You’re the same feller
that pa brought home last summer, and
ma was so wild about It that she didn’t
speak to pa for a whole week.”—Lon¬
don Express.