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DUBLIN, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 12,1879.
NO 39
SWEET MARY.
If I had thought thou couldst Itavc dic'd,
I might not weep for thee ;
But I forgot, when by thy side.
That thou couldst ntortal be;
It never through my mind had pass’d
That time would e’er be o’er.
That I on thee should look my last,
And thou shouldst smile no more.
And still upon thy face I look.
And think ’twill smile again ;.
And still the thought I would not brook,
Thnt. I must look in vain /
But when I speak, thou dost not say
What thou ne’er left’st unsaid,
And now I feel, as well I may.
, SwcA Mary / thou art dead /
If thou wouldst stay even as thou art,
All cold and all serene,
I still might press thy silent heart,
And where thy smiles have been /
While e’en thy chill bleak corse I have,
Thou seemest still my own,
But there I lay thee in thy grave—
And I am now alone /
I do not think, where’er thou art,
Thou hast forgotten me ; ,
And I perhaps, may soothe this heart,
In thinking too, of thee ;
Yet, there was, round thee such a dawn
Of light ne’er seen before,
As fancy never could have drawn,
And never can restore.
THE RICH HUSBAND.
.. “Wonders will never cease,” said
Mrs. Noakes, as she opened a letter
she had found beside her plate at
breakfast. “Here is cousin Corner
coming home after all these years,
and Hitch a letter! Just listen, my
dear: \
Dear Cousin:—l suppose you
have all made up your minds flhit I
am dead, but I’m alive as you see,
and coming home. I’m tired of
mere money-grubbing; and those who
have made fortunes know that ‘ they
need something else in this world. I
menu to end my days among my rel
atives, and, between you and me, I
shall put them to the test. I want
to find out who are really my friends,
and who court me for other reasons;
and what I ask you to do is to make
them think me a very poor man,
quite out of pocket. Bless me, I’m
laughing out loud as I write! You
should hear me. To make them
think that I am poor, and that it
would be a charity to ask me to pay
them visits, and invite me now and
then to dinner, and all that/ There
• I go again, laughing till the room
rings! And in this way I can dis
cover mv true friends. I shall come
to your house first dressed in chaiv
actor. I know it is an old joke
quite a thing out of the plays and
novels; but I trust it will succeed.
Yours, very affectionately,
Obadiah Corner.
P. S.—Expect me Thursday.
*“If that is not the most amusing
thing,” said Mrs. Noakes; “coming
home so rich that, he is suspicions'Df
his relatives, and afraid of being
courted for money. And a bachelor
too. Dear, dear! Poor Obediah
Corner, who used lo be the black
sheep of the family, and whom we
never believed would come to any
good! How every thing does change
about iu this world! Life isacheck
eiboard, to bo sure. William, wlmt
a splendid thing it would be for Ara
bella Muffit.”
“What would be a splondid thing
for Arabella—a chockermun ?” asked
Mr. Noukes.
“Oil, Mr, Noukes!” cried his wife;
“dou't pretend to be stupid, because
you are not, my dear, and you don’t
do yourself justice.. I mean cousin
Obadiah.”
“Cousin Obadiah would bo a good
thing for Arabella. Oh—yes—yes
—y-e-s!” said Mr. Noukes. “Oh! I
see—yon mean a good mutch for
her. But Arabella Muffit, though a
most excellent person, is no longer
young, and she’s never been hand
some, my dear.” v
“That’s so ridiculous!” said Mrs.
Noukes. “Arabella is much young
er then Obadiah, and by no means
so plain us he is. But*that is the
way with you* men. The older aud
uglier they get, the younger and
prettjoi* thoy think their wives should
be. Boys of twenty sometimes full
in love with women of thirty; but
men of sixty never think of any age
beyound sixteen when they choose
wives.”
“Very true, indeed/’ said Mr.
Noakes.
“And very ridiculous,” said Mrs.
Noakes. “At all events, I’ve an
affection for Arabella, and Pll do all
I can to further her interest; and
don’t forget that we must keep
Obadiah’s secret from the rest of tlie
relatives. I shall give Arabella a
hint of the real state of the ease, lint,
not another soul shall know a word
beyond what Obadiah has told me to
tell them.”
“Well, women must ho match
makers, I snppoac,” said Mr. Noakes
as he swallowed his last cup of coffee
and glanced at the clock; but don’t
calculate too much on success in this
affair, my dear.”
Then he took his hat and coat and
departed for those regions colloquial
ly known as “town,” wliero men of
business hi^p themselves the best
part of the day, and shortly after
Mrs. Noakes, having arrayed herself
for the promenade, went out also,
her purpose being a confidential in
terview with the Arabella of whom
she had spoken to her husband.
Arabella Muffit, known among her
friends as little Miss Muffit, was a
very small black-eyed lady of about
forty-fiye years old, who lived in a
tiny bouse principally furnished with
specimens of all fancy work.that bad
been fashionable for the last twenty
five years.
She had no near relatives, and
could remember none but the grand
father who left her the small proper
ty on which she now lived, but she
had connections who took tea with
her occasionally, and with whom she
dined at times; for the rest, clmroli-
going, needle-work and books occu
pied her time.
She opened the door for Mrs.
Noakes herself, and, having kissed
her on both cheeks, escorted her to
the bed-room above, where she was
busy with a chair cover.
‘Now we can have a nice chat,”
said she; “and you’ll stay to lunch,
won’t you, Martha?”
Martha promised to stay, afid,
haying taken off her cloak and hat,
dropped* into a chair and produced
Obadiah Corner’s letter.
“There,” she said, “read that,
Arabella.”
Arabella read it changing color as
she did so.
“Dear me,” she said, “how ro
mantic he must be. He never used
to bo romantic. I suppose lie has
changed very much in these fiye-and-.
twenty years. Ho must he fifty-sev
en now. And to think of his having
made a fortune and wanting to prove
his-frionds sincere. Martha, do you
think you ought to betray him?”
“No, I don’t” said Martha, “and
I shall tell no one but you. I had a
motive in telling you, and, as ho says
in a > postscript, lie’ll be here on
Thursday, I want you to dine with
us on Thursday and meet hjm.”
Poor Arabella looked in the glass
sadly
“He'll find me dreadfully changed,”
said she; “but I’ll come, Martha.”
Bless you, wo all eliangc/ We
can’t help that,” said Mrs. Noakes.
I never worry about it;” and they
got to talking about Obadiah and
what ho used to do, and what he had
done, and found the subject so inter
esting that they could keep it up
over tiio cold chicken, sponge-cake,
etc., that composed their lunch.
When Thursday evening arrived it
found little Miss Muffit. iu Mm.
Nonke’s parlor, sitting opposite a
burly-looking man, whose nose was
rather red and whose eyes were not
honest, candid eyes by any means.
He was dressed very shabbily, to say
the least, and had whispered to Mrs.
Noakes in the hall, “take notice of
this coat; it curries out the character
doesn’t it? I look like a seedy old
follow who has had ill-luck, don’t I?”
And he nudged Mr. Noakes with one
elbow and Mm. Noakes with the
othor, while they mentally agreed
that lie certainly did look the char
acter. most thoroughly.
On the whole it was rather a pleas
ant. evening, and Arabella and Oba
diah got on finely. lie promised to
take tea at her house in a few days
and saw her homo at ten o’cloek.
The rest of his commotions, not
having read Obadiah’s letter, wore
not dclightod at his return. Thoy
saw him shabbier than ever, and thoy
were vory careful to keep at a dis
tance.
Mrs. Noukes often smiled to her
self to think what a difference thnt
letter would have made in tlioir con
duct had they kuown of it; but she
wisely held her tonguo and left a fair
field to Arabella. In a little while,
to her the great surprise of
Mr. Noakes Obadiah actually pro.
posed to little Miss Muffit, and was
accepted by her.
Such a splendid thing!” said
Mrs. Noakes. “Such a. wonderful
thing for Arabella, and it. shall come
out now!”
Thereupon Mrs. Noakes went call
ing among the relatives, showing
Qbadiah’s letter everywhere, and
crenting great excitement.
“And what can lie see in little
Miss Muffit?” said’ one mother of
many daughters. “And, though I
say it—who, perhaps, should hot
there’s my Marguerite—such a beau
ty.”
“But Magueritc was very rude to
consul Obadiah,” said Mrs. Noakes.
“The idea of an old man like that
marrying—with relatives he' could
leave everything to!
“But men don’t, leave everything
to relatives who iusult them,” said
Mrs. Noakes. “Besides, Obadiah is
hot Very old- -not old at all. It’s
just splondid for Arabolla; and she
was the only one who was civil to
him, you know
Then she went away, leaving the
connections generally envious of Miss
Muffit, and angry with her also, as
one who had been wiser iu her gen
eration than they.
And Miss Muffit, so happy that
she began to grow plump, was nmk
ing up a pearl colored silk dress, and
had sent some pearls thnt had been
left to her by her grandfather to the
jewelers to be reset, and sat one
evening building middle-age castles
in the air, with her feet on the fender
•of the grate, when the bell rang and
her elderly lover was shown in.
There was no light in the rdom
but that of the fire; and, as she
would have lighted the drop lump, he
stopped her.
I want to talk a little,” ho said,
“and I liko talking in half-light.
Arabella, I have a question to ask,
and I want you to answer mo truly
I want you to promise solemnly that
you’ll tell the truth.”
I will,” said little Miss Muffit
faintly. “Whutevor the question is
I’ll toll the truth, Obadiah.”
‘-Well, then,” said Obadiah, “did
you see the letter I wrote to cousin
Noakes?”
The blood rushed into Miss
Muffit’s face iu the darkness.
“I—I—yes, I saw it.”
‘I know no one else did,” suid
Obadiaii. “Button—she showed it
to you? Well, I intended she should.
I wrote it to be seen. I never
thought cousin Noakes could keep u
secret. Arabella, I’m a poor man
and a rascal! I have met with noth
ing but failure. Yon are rich in
comparison. You’ve a homo and
*1,200 u year. My letter was only u
trap. I wanted every one to see it,
uud hoped to settle down among my
friends with the reputation of being
a rich bachelor, with a fortune to
Jeato behind. You only saw the let
ter. You only were civil and I offer
ed myself to you, meaning to impose
on yon until we wore sufely married.
I cared very little for you thou, Ara
bella! I wanted* a home and tliut
was all.”
“Oh!” cried little Miss Muffit, as
if something hud stung her,
“Bufsince then,” said Obadiah,
looking miserably in the fire, “since
then I’ve found how good you wore
—how nice, how sweet. I’ve come
to lovo you, Arabella, and feel that I
must not play a trick on you. It was
nnturnl that y<$u should liko the
thought of a rich husband—and then
we wore great friends as boy and girl.
I don’t blame yon, and I can’t
cheat you. I think it will break tnv
miserable old heart. But good-bye,
good-bye. I’ve Como to say good-bye
and, beg your pardon, my dour.
Tliby’ll say you had a lucky escape.
So you have, I’m going.”
lie arose, but little Miss Muffit
uroso, too.
Obadiah,” she said, “I never
thought of t)io money. Obadiah do
not think that of me. And do you
care for mo now?”
“The onlv tliuig in the world I
love,” said he.
Then she held out her troubling
little hand.
“Stay, Obediah,” said she.
And ho caught her hand mid kis
sed it, and then in the dark she
hoard him sob.
So they were married af tor all, and
Obadiah has turned out better than
could have boon expected, mid only
Mrs; Noakes knows of tho bridal ovo
confession, mid she, you may bo sure
keeps the secret.
BILL ARP’S SUNDAY CHAT.
Bill and the Old ’Oman Discuss
the Chicken Main.
Church Chimes,
In Calcutta there arc 11)9 Hindoo
temples, 117 Mahometan mosques,
31 Chi’istian.churohos, and 2 Jewish
synagogues,
A Congregational church iu Illi
nois has rejected a candidate for its
’•it on the solo ground that he
used tobacco.
States sends 400 inis
sionaries to foreign lands, Germany
more tjum five hundred, and Great
Britain iftie thousand.
On a recent Sabbatli all the saloons
and rum shops in Richmond, Va.,
wore closed for the first time in the
history of the city;
Near the site of Jacob’s well, in
the city of Samaria, Palestine, there
is a Baptist church with a congrega
tion numbering a hundred-.
None of tho Methodist churches in
Chicago now use fermented wine at
the communion table, and only a few
churches of other denominations use
it.
The “Spnrgoou bazaar,” lately held
in London to commcmoroto tho quar
ter century of Mr. Spurgeon's pasto
rate, yielded about $38,000, which
will bo invested for benevolent pur
poses
The Catholic church in the Uuited
States has now a cardinal, 11 arch
bishops, 52 bishops, 5,700 priests,
5,589 churches, 78 eollogos, 577 ucad
emies, nearly 8,010 parochial schools,
345 churituble institutions, and
Catholic population of 6,375,000.
At the recent session of the Missis
sippi conference of the Northern
Methodist church, tho bishop presid
ing mid ex-United States senator
RcvoIb (colored) were invited to fill
pulpits of the Southern churoh. The
conference has 80,001 members, und
8,499 probationers.
Dr. Wm. Taylor is probably the
best paid Congregationalist orator iu
New York, receiving $18,000 or $14,
000. He works bard, preaches reg
ularly, lectures, presides ut prayer
meetings, is uctive on boards and
committees, looks out for the Sunday
school interests mid pays special at
tention to pastoral calls.
The lutesb manual of churches in
Ndw York city gives the total of
churches, chapels, and’ missions at
489, of which 390 are Protestants.
The 489 churches have sittings for
375,000, the Protestant churches
alone for 275,000 persons. The
numbor of religions, missionary, and
churituble societies uud institutions
reaches 300. These societies receive
about $10,000/'00. Of this amount
$6,000,000 comes to national socie
ties. The rest is contributed wholly
by New Yorkers,
Atlanta Constitution. ’
Your remarks about figlitin ehiok-
ons wore fit and proper in tho main,
and I would linvo writ cm myself if
you lindent. Its all wrong and alto
gether unprofitable to the state at
large. Thom sports bad hotter bo
plowin or rollin logs. Tho trouble
is that folks will run things to ex
tremes and work harm out of harm-
loss things. ]My parents wouldn’t
let us boys play ca.ds bocanso people
gamboled with em—wouldn’t let us
learn to play tho fiddlo beoauso tlioro
was always a fellor playin “Billy in
the low' ground” in tho town grocery.
But. I have thought that a little
chicken fun at homo in a quiot way
might ho tolerated oncoor twico in u
while. No gaffs, no orowd, no mon
ey put up—just a sort of accidental
fight without mulioo aforethought.
You see a game, chicken was born to
fight. Thoy go at it as soon as they
break tho shell, and Freeman savs if
its a double egg and two roosters in
it, thoy fight before they git out.
Old man Smith says lies soon cm figh t
likb tho dickens at three days old.
They love to fight, and its no groat
harm to humor tlioir instinct wlion
yonvo got nothing olso to do. When
a feller is look in on, ho omit help
takin sides to save his life, and if
somebody tukos tho other side it gits
up a little harmless oxeitemont that
wusent, premeditated. An itinerant
prcaohcr or a woman of brokon sporits
.will get tlioir spntik upon such occa
sions, mid would hot a little on their
judgment if they had anything to
hot. Human nature will take sides
iu all games of ptiiok, whether its
between nations or mon or chickens
or dogs.
Well, tho other night wo was a
till kin about tho New Orleans concern
and my wife, Mrs. Arp, said it was a
sin and a shame and it oughtent to
ho allowed in a Christian country.
“Kentucky against Georgia,” said
Froornun, “and ten to ton mul tho
tho eleventh fight a draw.” Mrs.
Arp stopped knitting for a moment
und said, “Is that the way of it ?
Well, well. If thoy had to have the
fight, I wish the Georgy chickens lmd
Imvo whipped tho last one.” Free
man winked at me and says ho to my
hoy, “Victory, (his name is Vick but
ho calls him Victory for short,)
imvont you got, a game rooster?”
“No, ho hasn’t,” says Mrs. Arp.
“hut I have, the finest one you ever
looked at. Ho was a present, from
Major Cooper.” “I’ve never seen
him,” said Freeman, “but I’ve got
the finest one in the state, I think.
Hcs built up right, and got the best
use of himself of any bird I oversaw.
Ivo never pitted him, but if I was a
bottin mati I’d put up monoy on his
whippin any ehiekon m tho state,
and lie’s not a Blmwlncck noither.”
Mrs. Arp stoppod knitting again.
“Moll, he cant be any better than
mino,” said she. -‘Vick got four
roosters, mid bo whipped them all st/
badly I was sorry for thorn—pool
things; ho liked to have killed onoof
them. But they all keep out of his
way now.”
“Well, I would like to soo him
tackle mine,” said Frcomun. “He
would surrender in less than ten sec
onds.” •
‘Tliut he wouldn’t,”said Mm. Arp
ina lively tone, “you bring him down
mid I’J) show you.” “Well, I’ll hot
you a dollar,” said Freeman, “and
I’ll bring him down in the mom-
ing.”
“No, I wont bet monoy,” suid Mrs.
Arp, “but if my chiokeu whips yours
you arc to give me u pair of Hong
Kong geese.” “All right,” said
Freeman. Sbo knit on silently for
about five minutes and then reniged,
for she said it was a sin und was set-
tin a bad exumple. “Thats just the
way I got overtook in Atlunta,” suid
Freeman. I was stmidin by the raco
track when tho horses came out, aud
after lookin atom all carefully, say»
I to die boys, “Units the horse
win tlu> race.” Well, he wont,” said
one of cm. “lie will,” suid I. “I’ll
bet you live dollars he dont,” said
ho. “Done,” said 1, and tho money
was put up before 1 bad time to
think about it, mul the worst of it
was I lost it.”
“WlmtS the matter with you to
night/*:./continued Freeman; “you
look, sorter down.” “I’m used up.
I’m tired as a-galloy-slave,” said I.
“I uover was as tired in my life.
My wife is the smartest woman in
tho’world, I reckon. Ever and anon
slios been talkin about that old rolliii,
ono-sided front, yard, and ’about ter
races mul bine grass mid flowers and
vines and rookorios, and I never
could find time to do unything, so
yestorday morning sho knew ifc
was too wet to work in. tho field, and
I was prewliu around thinkin wlmt
a good rest I would have, when sud
denly sho put on ono of hor pleasant
est countenances und. invited me to
the front. Well, thore was a pick
and a shovel and a wheelbarrow, ami
she showed mo just a little job sho
wanted done before tho stops—just a
little job—and she told me how to
level it up ond whore to get, the dirt,
I didonfc lutVo any excuse at. all mul
wont, at it with a will to got it done.
By dipper time I lmd nearly, finished
it, and she sot me down to an uncom
mon good dinner with a bread puddiii
to wind up on, mid then sugard me
ovor again mul laid out onough more
diggin mid rollin to eonsumo tho
evonin—and this moruin sho found
out all of u sudiliii that the whole
thing would look worse than ovor
unless. the tornlpo was extended, mid
lvo been at it. all. day mul done more
iliggiu mul rollin than two Irishmen,
mul it looks liko wo was a buildin of
a railroad in front of the house, and
l ain not, done yot. When I’m up 1
can hardly set down, and when I’m
down I emit got up. My fingers fool
now. just liko they was gripped around
the handle of something, but I’m in
for the war mid am going to finish
up to-morrow, I think. Freeman,
do you reckon all men are imposed
upon like I am ?”
“tShoroly not,” says Freeman.
“Well, if I was your .wife,” says
Mrs. Arp, “Id mmingo somo way to
make you build that garden fence.”
“I begun it tins morning,” he said.
Yours, Bill Arp.
P. 8.—I thought, wo was Imrmo-
nizin iu tlio 7th, but its all broko
loose again. Wont somehotly. say
something appropriate. You hold
Reese and I’ll hold—my tonguo.
WS ] B. A. .
Thore ispi German provoib which
says that Take-it-Eusy and Livo-
Long are brothers. ^
A Boston doctor .says that ladies
who wear cotton stockings through
winter furnish the first crop of buri
als in spring. . .
In Iowa, a Mr. Wolff has wedded
a Mow. I>»rc, despite Clio emphatic
protest of tho bride’s parents. They
couldn’t keep tho Wolf from thcT
Doro.
“Havo you any nice trcsli fanner’s
eggs?” inquired a precise old lady,
at a groocry store “No, ma’am,”
replied tho practical clerk, “but wo
Imvo some vory good hen’s eggs.”
Sho took three to try.
Tho girl who can put a square
patch on a pair of pantaloons, may
not bo so accomplished as the ono
who can embroider and work green
worsted dogs on bhio ground, but
sho will he more useful ut the head
of u large family.
The following uniquo epistle was
picked up m tlio street at Solmylcr-
ville: “Dear Bill. Tho reason I
didn’t luff when yon laft at me in tho
Post-ofis yisterday wasbeeaws I hov
a bile on my face, and Kau’t luff. If
I lair she'll burst. But I hivyu Bill,
bile or no bilo, luff or no luff. Yuro
luvin Kate, till death.”