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VOL. 2.
DUBLIN, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY, JULY 30,-1879.
NO. 0.
A LITTLE WOMAN.
In a little precious diamond,
Wliat a splendor meets the eyes /
In a little lump of sugar
How much of sweetness lies 1
So in a little woman,
Love grows and multiplies;
You recollect the proverb says—
“A word unto the wise."
A pepper-corn is very small,'
But seasons every dinner
More than all other condiments,
Although ’tis sprinkled thinner,
just so a little woman is,
If love will let you win her,
There’s not a joy in all the world
You will not find within her.
And as within the little rose
You’ll find the richest dyes,
And in a little grain of gold
Much price and value lies;
As from a little balsam
Much odor does arise,
So, in a little w'oman,
There’s a taste of Paradise.
The skylark and the nightingale,
Though small and light of wing,
Yet warble sweeter in the grove
Thun all the birds that sing;
And so a little woman,
Though a very little thing,
Is sweeter than all other sweets,
Even flowers that bloom in spring /
FORCED TO EAT HUMBLE
PIE.
“Only tliink of it! A clerk! A
salos-woman ! It seeins to me I’d
have worked my fingers to the bone
in some other way before I would
come to that,” said Lizzie Doyle,
going to a mirror and re-adjusting a
twenty dollar hat.
“So would I. But, then, what
could she do ?”
“At least she might have made
herself a little less public. If there
is anything I despise it’s these sales
women.”
“So do I. How much hotter it
would have been to have gone into
dressmaking or millinery, some
thing of that sort, but to stand be
hind a counter like a man !”
“Papa always did like those Stan
ley’s,” said Lizzie Doyle, petulantly.
“Yes, we all liked them well enough
until Mr. Stanley failed, didn’t wo?”
“No, not I, for one. Laura was
always so independent in her notions.
Don’t you remember how hard she
studied at school? It does seem
that she foresaw her father’s fail
ure.”
“I wonder she didn’t try some
better position then. She is certain
ly capable of being something better
than a shop-girl.”
“0, I believe papa intends to pro
mote her when Mr. Jobley goes
West. She will then take Mr. Job-
,ley’s place as junior book-keeper.
Think of that for a woman !”
“That would bo better than sell
ing goods. I don’t see how she can
do that with her refined tastes.
Why don’t she give lessons, I won
der? It might not bring her in so
much money, but it would be a deal
nicer. ”
“Yes; then we could recognize
her,” said Lizzie Doyle.
“That’s what I was coming to,”
was the reply of her companion, a
small, sallow-faced girl elaborately
trimmed and flopneed. “How arc
wo to treat her now? We have been
great friends, you know; that is,
when she was in our set,” she added,
seeing Lizzie’s brow darken.
•‘I’ll tell you how I shall treat
her,” responded Lizzie, slowly draw
ing on a pair of perfumed, three-
buttoned kid gloves; “precisely as I
treat all of pupa’s clerks. And
would like to see one of them pre
sume !”
“0, but Laura won’t presume
You need not be afraid of that; she
is too proud.”
“But how cau you help it when
yon go to the store or church ? She
sits so near us you know.”
“Of course she’ll give up that pew.
She can’t afford that.”
“That’s precisely what she does
not mean to do. I heard her say
the family must economize some
where else and keep the pew.- Her
mother is hard of hearing and could
not enjoy the services further back.
Tlio chi Id rou, too, must go to ohuroh.
That is the last thing she said, one
ought to give up. I heard her say
this to your father last Sunday.” *
“How provoking!” said Lizzie im
patiently, “she will always be in our
faces. But I shall have nothing to
do with her. I know what it is for,
the artful minx! it’s to keep near us.
She kuows she has got into papa’s
good graces; and Al, too, admires
her. I don’t see what there is to ad
mire. She is very plain.”
“Laura is no beauty,” was the re
ply, “but I don’t think she’s so very
plain. She certainly has lowered
herself, though, by going into a
store*” And thereupon the two girls
went out for their walk.
It was near twilight of the day
when Laura Stanley walked briskly
home and entered the neat two-story
house to which her mother had lately
removed such of her household effects
as had been spared by the auctioneer.
“This is really pleasant,” she said,
sinking into a chair that had been
drawn near to the glowing grate.
“I had no idea, mother, that yon
would so soon make the house so
homelike.”
“Are you tired, my dear?” asked
her mother, a refined looking
woman, as she helped the daughter
to take off her cloak and liat.
“Rather; but I like the business;
and it’s a fine place for the study Of
character.”
“I wish you had chosen something
else my dear.”
“I don’t wish so,” said Laura.
‘There’s nothing else that would
have brought a salary at once. I
used to wonder what a certain per
son would be to me if I were not the
ich Mr. Stanley’s daughter, and
now I know. It is a knowledge
worth gaining.”
“Do yon meet many persons you
are acquainted with?” asked her
mother.
“0, yes; and it’s amusing when
they come upon me suddenly. 0!
it’s really! is this Miss Stanley ? and
sometimes up go the eye-glasses.
Then I feel—well, as if I should like
to freeze somebody, if I could, for a
minute* Others see mo and make
believe they are examining goods; so
absorbed that they go clear by me
without looking up, and pass out in
the same way. But such sights do
not trouble me. I find out how
much true friendship is worth and
who, out of all the seeming ladies I
have been in the liabicof meeting,
arc true, and who are false.”
“Then you meet some that are
true ?”
“Yes, indeed; Judge Agate’s wifo,
who always seem so proud and dis
tant, came ujf to mo with a glowing
face and fairly congratulated me.
She did it like a lady, too, and like
a friend. There was nothing
patronizing about her. And there
were several others to whom my po
sition makes no difference. They
prize me for what I am. Yet what
a price to pay for learning the value
of true friendship,” added Laura,
with a doep sigh.
“I met Aggie Doyle to-day and
she would not speak to me,” said
Alice, Laura’s sister, who had come
into the room and overheard the
last remark. “Why should she not
speak to me, I wonder?”
“Because your sister is a clerk in
her father’s store,” said Laura, some
what bitterly.
“That’s no reason she should treat
me so,” the child replied.
“Of course it isn’t, nor is it any
reason why Lizzie, her eldest sister
should ignore me. I liked her so
much, too. But to-day she came
into the store and passed me with
such a glance, after I had prepared a
smile and wolcomc for her. Mr.
Doyle lias been so kind since papa’s
death, that I looked for better treat
ment from Lizzie. That, I confess
wounded me; and I shall have to
meet her so often! But nover mind
—I must remember my place,” she
added: “1 have to work for my liv
ing now—but I will be proud of it!
Good-bvo, old worthless friends!
Your colduess cannot hurt the real
me; it is only the worthless young
lady of fashion who feels it, and she
is slowly departing this life.”
“Have you filled all your invita
tions?” asked Lizzie’s eldest brother,
one of the firm of Doyle & Co., somo
days aftor the proceeding conversa
tion took pluco.
Lizzie was arranging a hundred or
more tiny, cream-colored envelopes,
which she tied together with some
pretty, bright-lined ribbon.
“I believe so,” she replied with a
smile. “I have asked every young
lady of my acquaintance, and I think
our party will bo tho finest of the
soason, if papa will have tho carpets
tuken up in the west rooms and the
floors chalked. Rutger will do them
for fifty dollars, and you have in
idea how beautifully he works.”
I think father will not refuse
that,” her brother replied. “I’ll
speak to him.”
‘Thank you, Al. Then I am
snro lie will have it done. I have
asked him for so much, that I was
almost afraid to ask him for more.”
“By-lhe-byo have you invited Miss
Laura Stanley?” her brother asked
as lie was going#out.
“Of course not,” said Lizzie.
“Of course not? and pray, why
not?” lie asked, standing still.
“Why Al, what an idea! She
wouldn’t accept it. Our shop-girl—
father’s clerk—I. wouldn’t have her
for the world/”
‘Then if you aro sure she wouldn’t
come, you might have sent her an
invitation out of compliment,” her
brother replied.
“I don’t considor her an acquaint
ance,” said Lizzie, and Al walked
out of the room with a shrug of his
shoulders.
Presently her fatlior came in.
“Lizzie lie paid, “f particularly wish
you to solid a note of invitation to
Miss Laura Stanley.”
“Papa, you don’t mean it!” ex
claimed Lizzie, cluigrined.
‘Indeed, I do mean it. What!
slight tho daughter of one of my
most cherished friends, because she
has come down in the world in a
money point of view. I should de
spise myself for it.”
“But, papa, she won’t como,” said
Lizzie.
“Never mind whether she will or
not. Write an invitation. I’ll tako
it to her.”
Lizzie sat down, pale and angry,
to write tho note. After all her
boasting of having “cut the (Stan
leys,” it was very hard to bo obliged
to invito Laura. Her cheeks grew
hot as she indited the polite little
missive, while she remembered the
many times she had ignored her to
whom it was addressed. (She would
have uisoboyod had she dared—
would oven have withheld tho note
after it was written, had her father
liot stood by to take it.
Later, her brothor Al came to her.
“I should like an invitation. Liz
zie, for a young lady of my acquain
tance,” lie said, in a quiet voice.
“Who is she?”
“Tko young lady whom I have
asked to bo my wifo,” he said, smil
ing.
“Oh, Al, of course you shall have
it! I am to have a sister, then? I
am so glad. What is her name? Is
she in this city? Will she be sure
to come? I’m sure I can’t think of
any one.” And then she paused,
puzzled at his shrewd smilo.
•‘Do I know her?”
“You used to,” he answered. “It
is Miss Laura (Stanley/”
“Oh, Al!” She sank down cover
ing her face with her hands.
“I was afraid she might feel the
slight so keenly,” he said softly
“that I hurried matters a little. So
you need not be afraid now that she
will not come. Will you not prepare
an invitation?”
“I have. Papa has earried it to
her. But, oh, Al, a clerk !”
“A noble woman/’said her broth
or.
who dares face tho sneors of
her set,’ and take an honest position
for the sako of thoso who are depend
ent oupon her rather than whine
about her former dignity, and live
upon charity. I wish there woro
more like her.”
So Lizzie was forced, for onco in
her life, to eat humble pie.
'Wouldn’t have him for n Pull
Bearer.
Sonic timo ago a citizen of this
place was very ill. Ho foil into a
stupor which Listed threo or four
days, lie was carefully watohod by
his wife and two or tlireo ladies from
tho neighborhood. One aftornoon
tho attending physician said he could
not live through tho night, and tho
sorrowing wife, with a view to hav
ing everything in roadinoss for the
end, held a consultation with her
friends as to tho arrangements for
the funeral. This very sad conver
sation was held at the bedside of
tho dying man, and in a short time
all the details wore arranged except
the names of thoso who should be
asked to bo pall-bearers. Throe or
four young men had been selectod,
when tho wife said, in tho sobbing
tone suitable to tho occasion, ‘IIow
would Mr. So-and-so do?’ ‘Oh, ho
would do nicely,’ echoed tho chorus
of friends, ‘lie’s such a niece young
man.’ There was a sudden move
ment under tho coverings of the bed,
and tho dying husband slowly raised
himself on one elbow, rubbed his
eyes and said in a weak voice, ‘No,
he won’t do. I ain’t going to have
that fellow for one of my pall-bear
ers.’ The ladies woro astonished at
this revival of tho dying man, but
tho wife laid him back gently on,tho
pillows, and said soothingly: ‘Nover
mind, dear; don’t worry. This is a
matter tfiat need hot trouble you.
It is a*sad duty which wo will have
to perform aftor you aro gono.’
‘No, it isn’t,’ said tho husband cross
ly. ‘That fellow isn’t going to bo
one of my pall-bearers. I don’t like
him, and I never did, and if you aro
going to have him, I’ll get well, see
if I don’t.’ Again he foil back into
the bod and became unconscious, but
in a few hours tlioj^j .came a chango
for tho bettor. To-day ho walks tho
stroets as hale and hearty as any
man.—PUtxburg 7olograph.
The Boy Monkey.
New York Tribune.
The Cincinnati ‘boy with a tail,’
George Relin, oxoites considerable
interest at tho west. Tho medical
examination states that the append
age is fourteen inches long and cov
ered with silken glossy hair, and that
it grows exactly whoro tho tail grows
on the average monkey of the po-
riod. Tho boy is four years old, and
surgeons havo decided that tho tail
cannot be removed without endan
gering tho child’s life, on account of
its being articulated with tho back
bone. It is so strong and so tough
that tho boy can use it. for support,
us tho Kangaroo uses his, and when
seated ‘can, by tho aid of the tail,
spring to his feet without the use of
his hands.’ The announcement is
ijiadc that Chicago has executed the
flunk movement foreshadowed the
other day, and has obtained posses
sion of the boy. When tho newspa
pers began to print column accounts
of ‘Georgio,* his father, hitherto in
different to tho fact that the child
was boing cared for by tho Cincin
nati medical college, suddenly ap
peared, burst into tears, snatched
him to his bosom, and fled to Chica
go, ‘without giving Georgio oven
time to get his hat.’ That emotional
father evidently thinks tho boy’s
head of comparatively slight impor
tance. The capitul fact is that Chi
cago has added tho boy to hor otlior
notable possessions. Aro requisi
tious and habeas corpiiBes unknown
in the queen city ?
It is strangely singular how much
the boy with a new pair of sus|Mm-
ders hates t< wear a coat.
A Tough Witness.
Prize Essay on Women.
Prosecutingattornoy—“Mr. Parks,
state if you plcaso, whether yon have
over known tho dofondant to follow
any profession.”
“lie’s been a professor over since
I’ve known him.”
“Professor of what?”
“Of religion.”
“You don’t understand mo, Mr.
Parks. What does ho do ?”
“Gonorally what lie pleases.”
“Toll ^ l0 im> Mn Parks, what,
tho dofondant follows.”
“Gcntlemon of tho jury, tho do
fondant follows tho crowd when they
go in to got drinks.”
“Mr. Parks, this kind of prevar
ication will not do hero. Now state
how tho dofondant supports himself.”
“I saw him last night support
himself against a lam]) post.”
“May it plcaso your honor, this
witness has shown a disposition to
trifle with the court.”
Judge—“Mr. Parks, stato if you
know anything about it, what tho
defendant’s occupation is.”
“Occupation, did you say ?”
Counsel—“Yes, wlmt is Ins occu
pation ?”
“If I ain’t mistaken,, lie occupies
a garret somowhoro in town.”
“That’s all, Mr. Parks.”
Cross-examined—“Mr. Parks, 1
understand you to say that the de
fendant is a professor of religion.
Doos his practice correspond with
his profession ?”
“I never heard of any correspond
ence or letters passing between
them.”
“You said something about his
propensity for drinking. Does ho
drink hard ?”
\ “No, I think ho drinks as easy as
any iriau I over saw.”
“Ono more question, Mr. Parks.
Yon havo known the dofondant a
long time; what aro his habits-—loose
or otherwise ?”
“Tho ono lie’s got on now, I think
is ratlior tight under the arms, and
too short waisted for tho fashion.”
“You can take your soa,t, Mr.
Parks.”
No Smoking In Here.
‘Yon can’t smoko in hero/ said a
John stroot conductor to a country
man, who was pulling away vigor
ously at a H vo cont cigar in a car full
of ladies.
Tho man didn’t seem to hoar.
‘I say/ cried tho man of tho boll-
punch, in a louder koy, ‘if you want
to smoko come out here on tho plat
form.’
‘All right/ returned the passenger,
and he stepped out. ‘Didn’t think
it would hurt nothin’, ho said, apol
ogetically; ‘seoin’s tlioro ain’t any
straw in the car to catch firo.’
‘But tlioro are ladies there*’
‘Ob, yes; didn’t think nothin’ ’bout
that. Might get ashes on their gowns
and spilo ’em.’
‘It isn’t so much that/explained
the conductor, but ladies object to
smoko.’
‘Well, I didn’t ask any of’em to
smoke, did I? They needn’t object
before tliey’ro invited/
‘You do not understand. Smoke
is disugroeable to ladies.’
‘Best reason in tho world why they
shouldn’t practice it. Cuteli mo
smoking if it woro disagreeable to
mol’ And ho tranquilly puffed away
at bis live-center
Grant Can lie Easily Beaten.
Bt. Louis Republican.
Wo liopo tho boom may wax louder
and loudor and louder until it drives
Grant down the throat of bis party
as a presidential candidate. Of all
others be is the man tho democracy
can most easily bout, und whom they
are most anxious to beat. And if
they cannot beat him they can bout
nobody. If tho rottenest record over
made by an American president is
not sufllcieiit to demolish the bum
mers’ favorite at tho polls, thou no
earthly power can accomplish that
desirable object, or bring victory to
democratic banners ju 1880,
Aftor man cunio woman.
And she lias been aftor him ever
since.
Slio is a person of freo oxtraction,
boing niado of a man’s rib.
I don’t know why Adam wanted
to fool away Lis ribs in that way,
but I suppose be was not accountable!
for all bo did.
It costs more to keep a woman
than throe dogs and a shot gun.
But slio pays you bnok with inter
est-—by giving you a house full of.
children to keep you awakoat nights
and smear molasses over your Sunday
coat.
Besides this, a wifo is a vory con
venient artielo to havo aroirnd the
house.
Slio is so very handy to swear at
whenever you cut yoursolf with a
razor, and don’t feol like blaming
yourself.
Woman is tho superior boing in
Massachusetts.
There aro about sixty-flvo thousand
more of her sox than mulos in that
State.
Woman was not croatod perfect.
She had lior/aults—suoli as false
hair, fulso oomploxion, and so on.
But she is a groat deal bottor than
any of her neighbors, and sho kuows
it.
Eve was a woman.
Sho must have boon a model wife,
too, for it cost Adum nothing to keep
her in clothes,
(Still I never thought that sho was
very happy.
She omildnT go to sowing oirolos
and nir her information about every
body slio knew, excite the envy of
otlior ludioH by wearing her now bon
net to church.
Neither could slio hang over the
back fence and gossip with her near
noighbor.
All these blossod privileges wore
denied her,
“The process of solf-dovolopmoiifc
should bo encouraged to the fullest
extent. Children should he lod to
make their own investigations and
to draw thair own inferences. They
should bo told us little as possible,
and induced to discover as much as
possible. Humanity has progressed
solely by self .instruction, tigd that
to achieve the best results each mind
must progress somewhat aftor the
same fashion, is continually proved
by tho marked success of self-made
men.
A little child hoaring a sermon,
and observing the minister very vo-
licmently in bis words and gestures,
cried out*. ‘Mother, why don’t the
people lot the man out of the box?*
Who wants a wife that can walk a
hundred miles in a hundred hours ?
Rather give us a girl that can get a
hundred dinners in a hundred days
and novor leavo tho track.
“George,” sho said, to tho per
spiring young nmn, “I love you just
the same, but us our city relatives
aro coming next week, mother thinks
you’d bettor Htuy away, because yonr
long hair and freckled face might
make them think our acquaintances
weren’t very high-toned.” The
yonng man is staying.
“Mr. Jones, you must como into
my room soon and see my lovely
baby,” said a fond mother to a fel
low lodger. “Thank you, I heard
him all last night,” was tho equivocal
reply.
A most excollont wash for the faco
—wator.
Child, pointing to a bronze group
representing a torrifio eombal bo-
tweon a lion and it crocodile—Wlmt
are those things doing, pa?
Father— 1 Talking politics, inydcur.
A mini took off his cout to show
what a terrible wound he received
some years past. ‘Oil/ said ho, nob
being able to find it. * I remember,
now, it was on my brother Bill’s
arm.’