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8 MARY M’NISH BURROUGHS, Editor. THERE’S A BOY IN THE HOUSE. A gun in the parlor, a kite In the hall, \ n the kitchen a hook, a bat and and a hall, On the sideboard a ship, on the.bookcaee a flute And a hat for whose ownership none could dis* pute; And out on the porch gallantly prancing no where, A spirited hobby-horae pawn at the air; And a well polished pie plate out there on the shelf, ea r the tall Jelly Jar which a mischievous elf Emptied an aly and slick as a mouse. Make it easy to seo There’s a Hoy In the House. A racket, a rattle, a rollicking shout, Above and below and around nd about;; A whistling, a pounding, a hammering of nails, The building of bonnes, the shaping of sails, Entreaties for paper, for scissors, for string, For every Uhfineable, bothersome thing; A bang of the door and a dash up the stairs In the Interest of bothersome businesH affairs, An olcphaht hunt for a bit of a mouse, Make It easy to hear There’s a Hoy in the Hons, Hut ofc, if the toys were not scattered about, And the houso never echoed to racket and rout If forever the. rooms were all tidy and neat, And one need not wipe after wee muddy feet; If no one laughed out if the morning was red And with kisses went tumbling all tired t-< bed. What a wearieome work a day world, don’t you see, For all who love little wild laddies, ’t would bo; And I’m happy to think, though I shrink like a rn mse From a disorder and din—There’s a Boy in the House! —Selected. Mioß Clem Hampton, one of the best known educators In Florida, is spend ing Rome time in Brunswick, the charm ing guest of Miss Mattie Gale, at her home on E street boulevard where she Is making many friends. —o — Edward Ilovt is the name that has been givven to the little son of Mr, and Mrs. Allen Leybonrue, at their homo on K street boulevard. -—o — The services at the Presbyterian church this morning promise to he of unusual interest, and to the large con gregation that will be present, consist ing of members of that and other churches, among which he has many friends, Rev. \V. V. HolliDgsworth, the pastor, will nnnouncehis decision which will determine whether he will remain In Biunsw’ck or leave at once to aece pt tlic call which has been given him to cne of the prominent churches in Aber deen, Alisa. It will interest many Brunswick friends of Mr. snd Mrs. L. D. Gale to n o w that they are now living In Toe c<>, where they have a pretty home and are surrounded liy many Mends. • -o— M iss Annie O’Connor is receiving many charming attentions during her pleasant visit to friends in Atlanta. —c* — Master Roy Bodct left yesterday for Wayeross, where he will spend some time the guest of his sister, Mrs. Louis N. Jones, at her pretty homo. Dr. and Mrs H. M. Biauliam leave shortly, to the regret of many friends, to make their future home in Fort Val ley. O Mr. Sam Drury of Atkinson spent yesterday with friends, returning home last night, Miss Lucy lloltzendorf is spending some time with fneuds in Camden county. Miss Susie Gale is the suest other brother, Mr. L. D. Gale, for seie.al Weeks, at his tome in Toccoa. Ma friends regret to know that Mrs. G. 8. Scnrlet has been quite 111 at her home at Fancy Bluff. As soon as she is able to travel, she expects to leave for Indian Spring and Atlan a. Mrs. A. C. Banks and Master Albert Banka ate malting many friends In Sa vannah, where they they are yisiting relatives. Miaa Kate Bcrrie has returned to her home in Camden county, after a pleas ant visit to Brunswick. Mr. John W. Dickey has returned to hie home in Augusta, after several weeks in Brunswick aud on the Is lands. Mr. and Mrs. Charles WyJly are spend ing several weeks in their cottage on St. Simon Island. Mr. and Mrs. R. J. Brown have re turned to their home in Atlanla, after a pleasant honeymoon in Brunswick and on the islands, where they made many friends. The Brunswtok library these long summer afternons, is one of the most charmingly popular resorts, where many pleasant hours are spent by mem bers and visitors. „ Mi-s Emmie Scarlett is spending the summer in Atlanta, the attractiue guest of her sister, Mrs. J. L, Beach. A pietty two column cut in the Ats lanta Journa', and the following notice will interest many Brunswick friends of Miss Minnie D.llon: Miss Ethel Akers will receive this af ternoon from five to seven o’clock, in honor of her gueat, Miss Minnie Dillon, of Tliomasviile, and Miss Taylor Wat- Bon, of Jackson. Miss Akers will be assisted in receiv ing by Miss Lucy Cole, Miss Ethel Mob ley, Miss Flora Glenn, and Mrs. Luther Williford. Mr. Hoyt Gale is spending a part of his vacation the guest of his brother, Mr. L D. Gale, at Toceoa. Mrs. Ed Fleming, of Jacksoville, is visiting her parents, Dr aud Mrs J. A. But is on George street. Miss Constance Butts is at home again after a pleasant visit to Jackson ville. Mess <} stave Andersen,Hugh Bur ford and Leighton Burroughs left yesterday for Fernamlina, where they will spend several days. Cel. Brjan Cuinmirgs, of Augusta, was among the visitors to Brunswick th’s week. Mr. James A. Benson, Jr., and sis ter, Mies Julia Benson, have returned 10 their home in Washington, after making many friends in Brunswick and in the ldaods. Jliss May Milliard, of Savannah, ia expected in Brunswick in a few days and spend some time the guest of Mrs. Otias. lvellam, at her boms in E street boulevard. After a pleasant visit to Brunswick “He Laughs Best Who Laughs Last:' A hearty laugh indicates a degree of good health obtainable through pure blood. As but one person in ten has pure blood, the other nine should purify the biood *with Hood's Sarsaparilla, Then they can laugh first, last and all the time, for 3(bcd<S SaUafraliff# mmmmS . THE BRUNSWICK TIMES-CALL, AUGUST 19, 1900. during which they made many friends the guest o' Mr. and Mri. Hugh Por ter, Mr. and Mrs, Lee Shackleford and little aon left yesterday for.Abbe ille, S. C., where they will epend some time. Miss Anuie Exteowitcb leaf s II is morning for Savannah, wterb she will spend some tune with friends. —o— Mister Howard Clark, of Albany, ia vielting bie uncle, Mr. Cbas. Kellaro, at his home on E street boulevard . Dr, and Mrs. Ben Gray.ofWay oross, are spending some time in their pretty cottage on Bt. Simon. After spending some time in Mil ledgevilie, the guest of her sister. Mrs. T. M. Hall, Miss 1* unnieSmith is the gu st o( the family of Cspt. John Duoe, iu Macon, for several week-. Miss M.uil Araot, of Patterson, is the attractive guest of Mies Ida Gray, at ter cottage on St. Simon for several weeks. Mr. Coleman Brantley haves this morning for a short visit toS-yannab. Dr. A. It. L. Avant, of Patterson, spent several days of this week with friends in Brunswick. Miss Lydie Jeffers leaves this morn ing for Savannah, where she will spend some time, the charming guest of friends. Mrs. E. Brown is having her pretty residence, on C street, greatly im proved. The marriage of Miss Bessie Night engale, which oocurs shortly in New York, will' be of interest to many Brunswick relatives tDd friends, William Lsoy is the name that has bsen given to the bright little son of Mr. and Mrs. J. B. Tait, at their home on Halifax square. On account of tbs ball game at the fair grounds Friday afternoon, the Brunswick gun olubdid notpraotice, but will meet as usual on next Friday, when there will be some fine shots. oheu* rate to Chicago. Account national enoampment G A. R., to be bold in Gbloago from Au gust 27 to September 5, the l’iaot System will aell tickets at rate of 124.75 tor round trip. Tickets on sale August 25, 20 and 23, limited for re turn up to and including Septembers, An additional ex’ension may be ob tained by depositing tioket with joint ag-nt. prior to noon September 2 upoo payment of fee of 50 cents for eaob ticket presented . WANTED. Ar.esiau wells to drive at $250 each. IMe and capacity guarantaed will also guarantee to complete wells in 15 days, Call on or address A. H. Baker, 205 Gloucester street. WE MAKE ’EM DAILY. Pure Lemon Drops. Pure Lime Drops. Pure Stick Candy, New England Peanut and Cocoa Brittle, All at 15 CENTS PER POOND We use only the best granula’ed sugar and have everything scrupulously clean. ME RE SWEETS. Next door to FitmLog & Waff’s. The Oldest and Best S. S. S. is a combination of roots and herbs of great curative powers, and when taken into the circulation searches out and removes all manner of poisons from the blood, without the least shock or harm to the system. On the contrary, the general health begins to improve from the first dose, for S. S. S. is not only a blood purifier, but an excellent tonic, and strength ens and builds up the constitution while purging the blood of impuri ties. S. S. S. cures all diseases of a blood poison origin, Cancer, Scrofula, Rheumatism, Chronic Sores and Ulcers, Eczema, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum, Herpes and similar troubles, and is an infallible cure and the only antidote for that most horrible disease, Contagious Blood Poison. A record of nearly fifty years of successful cures is a record to be proud of. S. S. S. is more popular today than ever. It numbers its friends by the thousands. Our medical corres pondence is larger than ever in the history of the medicine. Many write to thank us for the great good S. S. S. has done them, while others are seek ing advice about their cases. All letters receive prompt and careful attention. Our physicians have made alife-long studyof Blood andSkin Dis eases, and better understand such cases than the ordinary practitioner who makes a specialty of no one disease. We are doing great good to suffering humanity through ou r consulting de- WsfiP' partment, and invite you to write us if you have any blood or skin trouble. We make no charge whatever for this service. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. GA. THE DEATH OF THE WORLD. Scientists Fall to Agree ns to flow the End Will Come. Scientists seem to agree that the earth some day Is to be destroyed by a gigantic cataclysm, but fail to agree upon the "how.” Dr. Henry Smith Williams, In writing In Harper’s Monthly on "Some Unsolved Scientific Problems,” says: “If so much uncertainty attends these fundamental questions as to the earth’s past and present, it Is not strange that open problems as to her future are still more numerous. We have seen how, according to Professor Darwin’s computations, the moon threatens to come hack to earth with destructive force some day. Yet Pro fessor Darwin himself urges that there are elments of fallibility in the data Involved that rob the computation of all certainty. "Much the same thing Is true of per haps all the estimates that have been made as to the earth’s ultimate fate. Thus it has been suggested that, even should the sun’s heat not forsake us, our day will become month long and then year long; that all the water of the globe must ultimately filter into Its depths and all the air fly off Into space, leaving our earth as dry and as devoid of atmosphere as the moon, and, finally, that ether friction, If it exists, or, in default of that, meteoric friction, must ultimately bring the earth back to the sun. * “But In all these prognostications there are possible compensating factors that vitiate the estimates and leave the exact results in doubt. The last word of the cosmic science of our cen tury Is a prophecy of evil—lf annihila tion be an evil. But It Is left for the science of another generation to point out more clearly the exact terms In which the prophecy Is most likely to be fulfilled.” N 0 f E D~ A NAG RAM S. Infrenlonn Transmutation of the Nome, of Well Known Person*. Anagrams that transmute the names of well known men and women are often startlingly appropriate. What could be better In this way than these announcements, evolved from two great statesmen’s names when the reins of power changed hands: Glad stone, “G leads not!” Disraeli, "I lead, sir!” Quite as happy Is the comment on the devoted nursing of Florence Nightingale, whose name yields “Flit on. cheering angel.” Among those that are most often quoted we may mention Horatio Nelson, “Honor est a Nllo;” Charles James Stuart, “Claims Arthur's Seat;” Pilate's question. “Quid est verltas?” (“What Is truth?”), answered by “Est Vir qui adest,” ("It Is the man here present,”); Swedish Nightingale. "Sing high, sweet Linda;” David Livingstone, “D. V., go and visit Nile;” the Marquess of Ripon (who re signed the grand mastership of Free masons when he became a Romanist), "R. I. P„ quoth Freemasons;” Charles Prince of Wales, “All France calls. Oh. help!” Sir Roger Charles Doughty Tichborne, baronet, ‘Von horrid butch er Orton, biggest rascal here.” And many shorter specimens, such as tele graph, “great help;” astronomers, “no more stars” and “moon starers;” one bug, “enough;” editors, “so tired;” tournament, “to run at men;” peniten tiary, "nay, I repent;” old England, “golden land;” revolution, “to love ruin;” fashionable, “one-half bias;” lawyers, “sly ware;” midshipman, “mind his map;” poorliouse, “Oh, sour hope;” Presbyterian, “best In prayer;” sweetheart, “there we sat;” matrimo ny. “Into my arm.”—Chambers’ Jour nal. Hard Words. Mrs. Tucker—Tommy, what makes you so late? Tommy—Had some words with the teacher, and she kept me In after school. Mrs. Tucker—Vou had words with the teacher? Tommy—Yes'm. 1 couldn’t spell ’em—Chicago Tribune. ._*■ - Advertisers LWAYS PPRECIATE REAPIJNG iCH ETURNS AND Tl-H AT |B> 1”! —I t£Z Regular eturns EPORTED By Advertisers Who Use These Columns. Quantity and {unity of Circulation gives Quantity and Quality to Advertisers And We Give Both ALSO —. GUARANTEE TO GIVE SATISI’ACTION IN JOB WORK. DON’T SEND AWAY FOR 1 '' /WV ' , ~' A/W ' / ' A yywVvWVWW'/WA *•* ENVELOPES, LETTER HEADS, • BILL HEADS, SHIPPING TAGS, ETC., When you can get them at home for the same price and besides you save the cost of freight and drayage. OUR PHONE IS 31, and a message will receive prompt attention. We don’t mind calling and talking the matter over with you and giving you our estimates, and if we fail to get your order that is our fault, . not yours. ALL WE WANT IS A TRIAL. The Times=Call, 209, 209 1-2 and 211 F Street. NOTE. If you haven’t time to write your “ad” let us know and what you’ve got to sell and we will write the “ad” for you. 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