The Mercer Cluster. (Macon, Ga.) 1920-current, December 09, 1920, Image 2

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THE MERCER CLUSTER Published weekly by the students of Obe fourteen schools and colleges in University System. George M. Sparks, Managing Editor * -i Staff! W. Hardy.. .Editor-in-chief I M. Tarsal.. .Associate Editor M. Gamble, Randolph L. Car ter, Ernest C. Hulsey, Peter Zack Greer. ratio, one year—fl.QO Advertising rates on request. HIGH COURT <*4 IMre has been talk on the cam- pos for some time, of the need of ■Mm discipline. This talk culmi nated in the High Court which was called last Friday night by the chair- man of the committee on hazing. This court as conducted; ended in arfMable failure and left an un pleasant savor in the minds of every one, especially the new men. We think that it is the consensus ff opinion, of both old and new men that there should * be someone who has the authority to keep order in the halls. Loud talking and noise in the dormitories during the time when most of the fellows are studying should be" prohibited. There are cer tain other things which have come damn by custom and tradition as to what is proper in the relations of i r , v the new men to the old. These cus- tsau to a large extent, seem to be for the best interest of all concern eg. It puts more spirit on the cam par; each class has more feeling of group consciousness; and finally R is beat in most cases for new men prove their worth before taking an actHo part in the leadership of the Little stacks of dollars, Piled all in a row * Are just about enough to take ' A girl to a picture show. ; -. ' - - —Exchange If ycu’ve a little roll of bills Keep them tight in hand, You’ll hav^* just about enough To make one trip to Pam. Small boy (to lady at back door) —“Lad^, would you give me what ain’t, had no pie for four days some thin’ to eat?” —Country Gentleman A Latin Versa. Boyibus kissidus. sweeti girlorum, Girlibus likibus, wanti somorum, l’ster puellatte, enter parlorum Kickibus boyibus exibus doorum; Kightibus darkibus, noum lamporum, Climibus fencibua, breechibus torum. —Davidsonian. B the student body desires a court of any description, s committee sheaM be appointed to work out the dote ill aad report to the student meeting If the old method of disci pMao is dsrirsd .some expression dtoeW'hs made so that all might un dmataad H. Wt are not urging the adopttsa of either plan, nor in fact whatever he taken. exhibitions of the staged in chapel last Friday wffl seea leas the respect of ’ pm What we Is that if anything is It w0 be carried eat in Lot the lenders chosen, be imaa whom the stadeats will stick by 'fin thick and thin and at the criti- SECTIONAL CLUBS. We aets with ire that Tat- Maaty baps have organised a Tbie is oae of tfaa best ways mwM be adopted to get the boys jBa Afferent sections of the i esgnained for fptare work- in nay sms will come to know the cb with whom they will be most |y seas Hated in future years. heaM It will show the people their rspreeentstives ore active, any sections the people do not ' hoar auny they are really send lag <Pd they wffl take pride in fol work of their boys. The of all the secondary If they know that there is sjdab ef eld mag whom they know already os tho dampoa of Mercer they will bo mack more anxious to MM. We woold like to have a Story with the names of the h chib on the towtafftho w« mm is true L. W. H. . ' : [ii £ ATTENTION, GIBSON.MERCER! To all students who have attend ed, or graduated from Gibson-Mer- car Academy, Bowman, Ga., it is rsgasotod that you send jam name to Prof. Lawson E. Brown, Bowmen, Go. This request is to perfect a per manent record of all who have at oao time beeen ■ student at this { Very truly yours, LESTER A. WEBB. President Alumnae Association >• ' r .- EXCHANGE COLUMN ."I saw her dress And laughed at it, Wit brevity’s ,<f The soaH of wit.” I saw' the dress, Aad write no chaff, It’s most too brief Do Cense s laugh. —Emory Wheel. Vh'en you climb aboard the train, and a nifty-little queen Climbs on, too,- and takes the seat across the aisle; - You forthwith prepare to chatter your most potent line of pater, And you cast her way a fascinat ing smile. You can tell she’s lonesome, too, as steals a look at you— 3ut she shatters all your transient ( old dreams of bliss;. . When she - picks another lad enough to be her dad) As her vxmpee,—BrotKEt,' did it ever miss? . j —Cornell Widow The End of tho Race. ' They sat alone i nthe. moonlight, And she smoothed his troubled brow. ‘Dearest, I know my life’s been fast, But I’m .on my last lap now.” —Princeton Tiger. qlone in the moonlight, troubled rhey sat . ing, Outside there breeze. “Dearest, I know‘you want to walking, But I prefer to sit on your knees. be JOKES “DOWN IN GEORGIA" “Jest erbout nite one nite— Dat’s de time de fishes bite; . I tuk my ele reed cane pole An’ slipped down to de fishin hole. ‘‘I set out down fer “Talkin’ Marsh,” Hit stretch for miles eroun’, An’ de way dem critters talk in dar It nigh fer shake de groun’. “De moon wuz up an’ full dat nite; ’Tuz night as bright as day; But waitin’ dar fer er bite, I .sort er snoozed erway--- “Er h'ttl’l brown snake wid eyes er- gleam, Slid in de slimy, slushy stream, An’ all erbout de fireflies gleam’d While over hit all de big moon beamd “De high cat-tail, wid swampy smell, Silvere’d in de cool night air; An’ ledder-wings fluttered an’ feH, Flittin’ ev-rywhere. “A bill bull-frog wid deep bass note CougheS way down in de bottow uv his throat— Den! som’pn skeered ’im, an’ he come erlive, An’ into de moon he made a dive! ■■P9PMNpB* ,fl toN*r. ■** “Den up my back dar clum a chill, * Kaze arter dat, ’twuz might still— But all eroun’ de littl’e frogs soun,’ While dfe moon in de water go roun 1 an’ ’reun— “Den all uv er sudden *twuz still as sleep 1 * Not even s cricket gave a cheep! An’ right dar, close up on de hill, A pant’er scream’d, as he missed his * kill. ‘I rise up den, plum wide er-wake, An gin my head a kind uv shake— Now look at dat cork—’taln’t bob in s hourl An’, clouds! By gum, hits gwine ter shower. “Bet de ole ladys be’n hoppin’ mad; Wouldn't blame’er by gum, ef she had! Here I be’n here haf de night, Waitin’ for one piegged bite. de ’Well, Conte de Buste is going to get married at last. He’s deeply “So I hurried ’long home shake sv is sleep—- An’ dar wuz Mirsndy, fast ersleep! She riz up do; an’ “Whut’d ye catch” “Cold,” sez I, an’ fasten’d de latch.” —C. S. Baldwin. “Love? '‘Nope. Ah, how wonderful.” Debt.” —Legion Weekly. They had completed a high hay stack when the new hired man who was on top of it shouted: “Say, oss, how am 1 goin’ to get down .off his? After considering the situation for p moment the farmer replied, “Just shut your eyes and-, walk round a bit.” She—I’m in an awful, fix! My husband has received an anonymous rettervinforming him of something I did before marriage. He—The best thing yon can do is confess. She—That’s just.it! He won’t let me read the letter—and I don’t know what to confess! row rail (NT PARAGRAHPS I CHAPE TALKS “Was your garden «' success this year?” ;fityg “Very much so! 'My neighbor’s chickens took first prize'at the poul- try show.” Buice—How is. your wife going to vote? Evans—I shall vote in the that she suggqpts. ',* * / way Monday—Dr. Sledge. It is better to be a good bootblack than a sorry one. Dr. Weaver and I rode through Greek at Wake Forest on the same horse! I don't see very many faces her<- that I saw when I was first pastor of the Tattnall Square Baptist church fifteen years ago, but I d& hope that, .they will be throughJn the course of time. Tuesday—Dr. Fountain. - ■ The need for scientists is greater today than ever before. We' have more wealth to be distri buted' than any other nation. Wednesday—Chancellor ‘Barrow “If .Chancellor Barrow will Join the Baptist Church. I will endeavor to have conferred on him an honorary degree and thereby remove the oth er things that I have against him. • Dr. Weaver. “Does year proposition keep op«£ until warm weather.”—Chancellor: Barrow. - You are being tried right here and SHORTER COLLEGE Sq,*: —A Baptist institution for the higher education of women. —A Standard College whose work is accepted by the leading Universities and Colleges of America. —Entrance Requirements: Fifteen units for entrance without condition. An applicant may enter as a condiioned indent, without class standing, with 13 units, if from an accredited high school. —Shorter has probably the most beautiful and healthful location in the South; its buildings are new, modern and Absolutely Fire Proof.. Plan to enter in January when 2nd semester begins: —For catalog and information address, / A. W. VAN HOOSE, President, Room, Georgia I saw her dress The little cheep, It was so brief It made freshmen peep! MORGAN St MORGAN INSURANCE COMPANY 609 Georgia Casualty Bldg. PHONE 4147 MACON, GA. -/ INSURANCE Liability Automobile Fire Life Health Accident LhreStock “Insurance that insures plus service that serves,” Insure with us and get both. »■ > THE MERCER CLUSTER THESE ARE THE SCENES OF THE YESTERDAYS. you are making the kind of men that you will be later in life. You cannot afford to substitute any thing for religion. It can hardly be doubted but that responsibility wil) develop Individu ality. Thursday—Dr. ountain. .. Increased production can only be accomplished by science. “There will be no . classes after chapel today.”—Dr. Jacob. SPECIAL CHICKEN AND TURKEY DINNER Every Sunday— * $1.25 * MUSIC EVERY SUNDA^ HOTEL LANIER 1 Wt DO THE COLLEGE WORK OF MACON D. A. WARLICK St SON Photographers 117 COTT.ON AVE. TELEPHONE 767 COLLEGE COMMUNITY LAUNDRY Ob tho Campus. RUN iY MERCER MEN FOR MERCER MEN Modern, Sanitary Laundry. PERSONS,INC. “A Modern Drug Store” 562-564 Cherry Street, Macon, Ga. Phones: 3577—3578—1681 . MODERN PRESCRIPTION DEPARTMENT . WHITMAN’S CHOCOLATES AND BON BONS Always Fresh / Quick and competent service Motorcycle Delivery STANDARD COLLGE FOR WOMEN Owned by Georgia Baptist State Convention. Fifteen Units required for admission to Freshman class. ■' •" One hundred and twenty-four hours for grad uation. ’ Students coming from ten grade schools are advised to ,attend Bessie Tift College Summer School and work off conditions. ALL MODERN CONVENIENCES. ADEQUATE EQUIPMENT. Professors of best preparation and most suc cessful experience. ALWAYS Best Fitting Clothes AT MOST REASONABLE PRICES Complete Stock of everything to Suit'the taste of Men and Boys. Star Clothing Company 518 Cherry St. yx ‘It’* high in Style if it Case from the Star’ Vay cash and save 25 percent. SANDEFUR-HARWELL CLOTHING CO. “Where a dollar does its dirty” 456 Cherry St. Macon, Ga. STRIPLING’S BARBER SHOP 30# Cherry Street OPEN ALL NIGHT ; EIGHT BARBERS Union Shop Prauiag While YoaWait Bath Anytime RIES 4k ARMSTRONG JEWELERS , Reliable Goods Only 315 Third St., Macon; Ga. NEWYORKCAFE . ; 314 SECOND STREET A Good Place To Eat FOR CATALOG ADDRESS, J. H. FOSTER, President Forsyth, Georgia. SOCIETY: BRAND AND STYLEPLUS CLOTHES NETTLETON AND FLORSHEIM'SHOES R. S. THORPE & SONS Stylo Headquarters for CoUogo Mon CROFUT.KNAPP, DOBBS AND MALLORY HATS METRIC SHIRTS X 552-6 CHERRY STREET Now is the time to purchase your Fall Outfit. During our 52nd Anniversary Sale. Wo are giving a big dis count on all now Fall Suits, Hats, Furnishings and Shoes. ** “The Home of Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes.” menu*