The Mercer Cluster. (Macon, Ga.) 1920-current, November 04, 1921, Image 2
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THE MERCER CLUSTER
November 4,1921
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The Mercer Cluster
Published weekly by the students of
the fourteen schools and colleges in
the Mercer University System.
George M. Sparks, Managing Editor
The Cluster Staff: ■
('. J. Broome, Editor-in-Chicf; .Robert
M. Gamble, A. B. Cochran, W. K.
■ Wynne, John 4 P. Rabun, Edwin S.
Davis, E; Hulsey, John C. Vincent,
<F. Brasington, Associate Editors;
Romey B. .Morris, Circulation. .
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COMMENDS STRATON .
The Mm'on Daily Telegraph in an
editorial of more than .a column eoni-
phres John Roach Straton with
Brym-’s Marco Polo, who as ambas
sador of Pope -Gregory ’set odf to-con
quer Asia far -Christianity, but Was,
caught in the magic spell of the littl
Oriental [irineess Golden Bells, for
getting his exalted mission to lan
guish and .adore at the shrine of the
"little girl in flic Chinese garden, ;ns
warm as. the sun in early June, and 1
mul-h more beautiful.”. '
The Telegraph’.s comparison is
highly favor;ible to Ur. Straton, who
is a former Mercer man and now
pastor of the rich Calvary Baptist
church of New York. For Straton,
unlike Marco Polo; "has boon one of
those who. have not .forgotten their,
‘Venice’- the birthplace of his won
derful dreams" of conquering for the
- Cross. , . • 4 .
Says* the Telegraph, "How many
young embryo-ministers have there
been-who, in-college or before they
went to college, dreamed of blar.ing
the .why for the Cross in the tilth-
filled alley-courts of life! . . . Bril
liancy and determination, send the
young Marco Polos of to-day up the
ladder to large and larger' churches,,
until some of them find themselves
in charge of such great institutions
as, Calvary Baptist Church of .New
York, known the world over as ‘the
Rockefeller church.’ The Wall Street
Stock Exchange and the ‘Four Hun
dred’ sit in its pews: Stock magnate?
and social lions gather before its
altar.- It. is. , . . a princess’ in the
garden of New York.”
"But,” continues the, Macon daily,
"every one of these Marco Polos must
choose between Golden Bells and his
mission—between -high honor, .popu
larity and- joy in the garden of the
princess,, and the burning heart and
high purpose of his younger days’.”
The Telegraph says that Dr. Strat
um *n “refusing the demand of 200 of
his members' either .to resign or alter
his exposures of 4 New York’s social
activities and underworld, has cre
ated. a sensation by attacking the
‘Bnl Bk-u! charity ball of the New
York ^Fqur. Hundred,' and wounding
the sensibilities of some "nationally*
known families. . . ., Dr. Straion is
'undertaking the. crusade at the risk
• id his own life, for he has invaded
the tenderloin -and Broadw’ay's ‘gilded
palaces’ with i'CswPrd that is editing
away heavy curtains; that screened
them . from the outside world.
. "Risking life - and position,”, con
cludes the. Telegraph, “Straton is
lighting a bold tight, He is up against
a: great deal, and ... no one can say
what, the future nifty ‘hold for'him.
But whatever' comes, it-can be said
that one Marco Polo set his face,
against . the. age-old, soft, lulling,
tempting appeal”, .of riches, ease.and
honor. ;
The editorial-of the Telegraph is
unique as well as illuminating. Its
high literary tone, ’ flavored with the
wholesome allusions of romance, is
peculiarly fitting for the setting forth
• of the situation as regards young
ministers 4 in general and John Roach
Straton in particular. Also, it shows
the trend of thoughtful minds con-
cornihg the increasing susceptibility
■’ of the ministry of to-day to succumb
to the influence of ease, wealth 4 and
power,- to tho forgetting of .“the first
love” of flamipg zeal for Justice,'
Truth, Righteousness-—the 4 Cross.
May Mercer in the future send’ out
many men who, like John Roach
Straton, have a power in their hearts
stronger than the lure' of Golden
Bells, whose arms are as softly en.-
1 ticing as they are zeal-blighting.
Mercer tnake a clean sweep of the
remaining contests?
This afternoon we tackle Furman
who lust Saturday overwhelmed Cita
del to the tune of 41 to 0. Furman
undoubtedly has a strong eleven, but
so has Mercer, and we believe that
tlie Orange and Black has a good
chance to win from the South Caro
lina institution.
After the Furman fracas Mercer
meets in turn Oglethorpe,' Chattanoo
ga and Camp Benning. Last Satur
day Oglethorpe defeated Chattanooga
7 to 0, but this score gives nothing
definite concerning the' comparative
strength of the two elevens. Aiiywuy
we have a- hunch that Mercer is
destined to win from both Oglethorpe
and- Chattanooga, provided our boys
eriter these contests free from the
handicap of serious injuries. Also,
we should take the Camp, Benning
game, though the soldiers Wilt un
doubtedly have li strong voice in de
term ininfr the outcome-of this strug
gle.- . - ■ ' . ,
A dean sweep of the four remain
ing guinea would be a wonderful
rci-ord for-a new tcum like Mercer’s",
but it can be done. '
Let’s du it, Mercer!
FRESHMAN CAPS
Macon, and especially the Mercer
campus, is dbtted with the Orange
and Black colors,' for the Freshman
caps have come!
The caps are a good advertisement
for Mercer wherever in the city the
Freshmen roam. In the parade down
town Friday afternoon the winding
line was topped for the most part
with the Mercer colors, the caps
shiningly new saying "Mercer” to the
throngs, who smiled their apprecia
tion. ■ . ■
It is an honor to wear a-Freshman
cap for Mercer, even though the
"rat" does loom conspicuously in the
foreground. As that j^reat Georgian,
Dr. Joe Sharp, of F.moi*y Academy;
(inec said, “It is great to be a Fresh
man, it is tolerable to be a Sopho-
mqre. it is bad to be a Junior, and
it’s awful to be a Senior.”
Wear your caps with pride, you
Freshmen, while' the Jay is good, for
soon- -your, state will be only "toler
able," then, “bad,” anil finally "-awful”
will be your condition, as. you mount
the successive steps of collegiate
progress'.
GEORGIA-AUBURN GAME
Macon is the logical place for the
Georgia-Auburn football game, and
we hope that the city and , Mercer
University-, will leave - no stone, un
turned to secure the contest for next
fall. , ‘
Mercer especially would 'be dated
if the game could be brought here,
for it. would be . played on Alumni
Field, arid would prove a great stim
ulant for gridiron activities in these
parts. Mercer students on last. Fri
day endorsed unanimously ' the move
to bring this Southern foothall classic
to-Macon, and they will be dated if
the contest is landed.
We believe that for ruilrqad con
nections, hotel accommodations, and
general accessibility to the myriad
hosts of both Georgia .' and Auburn
>ypportcrs Macon offers the solution
to-the-whole problem, of staging the
nn.nial clash between- these two in-
-titutioris.-
A whale of a crowd would assemble
in Macon from all points of the com
pass to witness this big game, and
Macon, Mercer, Georgia and Auburn
would all |m" gainers, we believe, by
making this city the permanent meet
ing place for the- Georgia-Auburn
battle. ‘ . /■ {.
UNDER COCOANUT TREE
TIPS AN I) 'TAPS
y Bub Gamble
CLEAN SWEEP
Mercer - has four more games of
football to play before the -curtain
goes down on the 1921 season. Will
Last week, when this part of the
Mercer Pod answered to the name of
"The 4 Taurus Tosser,” our extin
guished distemporary, Mr. Robert
Gamble, indulged in what we. in our
saner moments, call "bad business.”
The thing that is resting so heavily
between our shoulder blades is this:
lie, the Chauffeur of the “Taurus
Tosser,” insisted on doing what he
called “giving the jievil his dues," and
at the same time calling said person
"devil” to his. face.
What we have been trying to say
for the last four (lays is, “Robert, if
you are going to ‘gamble’ for good
ness’ sake-pick -on somebody you can
keep up with.” " .
Continuing our harangue, we say:.
“Lay off Mr. Spencer, he’s an 4 octo
pus,. No, we don’t mean that his
home town -is somewhere 6n the bot
tom of the Pacific ocean, but hg can
punch you in the ribs seven times per
week and you haven’t but one day to
get back at him.” (Confidentially:
‘.‘This is Friday, Robert. What do we
generally have for dinner that day?"
“COLLEGIATISM?”
Dr. William Russell Qwen has sug
gested that the word .“collegiatism”
should be used by collogc men to take
the places of such- phrases as ^“col
lege patriotism" and “college loy
alty.”-
Now, the w6rd - “collegiatism” is a
nice, long mouthful, and smacks de
lightfully of academic Resourceful
ness, but we rather doubt its useful
ness as a qynonym for “college loy
alty.” .In fact the word "cqUegiat-
ism” is somewhat ambiguous, 4 for it
may be taken, to mean the state of
being enamored of. college life as a
whole, or it may mi an love of one’s
own college. To the public generally
the word would probably carry the
former meaning more often than the
.latte*.
“College loyalty" needs no defini
tion,, for it covers' the,ground, no
more, no less, and will probably’not
he bucked off. the boards by even the
imposing “collegiatism.”
st^nPek ^e colyum did not make
nppearu
Alas!
Many were-the renders who walked
into the.t ow and Calf sanctum to ex
press their keen disappointment,, and
it made our old heart glad to kno.w
that our debut colyum had touched
the deeper being of so marty thou
sands of. readers who know a good
thing when they see it:.-
Where was the colyum?
It was in existence but in the rush
«>f the past week, the governor’s ad
dress, the exercises' at the laying' of
the cornerstone, the feetball game,
the Bessie . "fift Hallowe’en function
Saturday night, and all acts and-.ap
purtenances thereunto appertaining,
made it compulsory that the eqlyum
chaperon resist the temptation to be
come intoxicated with. the, efferves
cent exuberance of -'his verbosity. But
never again will we disappoint our
readers, for we realize that-the type
writer is mightier than the dagger,
and lilat it is our duty to make our
weekly, contribution to the public-
opinion-influcncirig power of the
press.
We thank you!
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We Aliqost Get Married .
. Last week, or some time, we re
ceived an invitation from somebody in
Schley coqnty, Georgia, asking, us on
bended knee to be a "broomstick” at
their wedding oh' November 21). Our
heart just went pit-a-pat, we were so
thrilled.
They told us all about the trous
seau. We mean OUR trousseau, of
course. We were in a perplexity, or
something, but finally our never,
failing imagination tame to our res
cue, and we will be dressed in style
when two heads are made to think
as one. We will dye our green suit
blue, ditto our.white sox black, the
same to our tan shoes; and then we
will be fixed for the. occasion, except
for the pretty gloves.'
An idea! Our “affable and highly-
spoken-of professor,” George Sparks,
was an qsher once in a wedding and
we will surreptitiously purloin, the
affable one’s gloves. Aint that grand!
All aboard for the Matrimonial
Special, and three jerks of the bell-
cord when we near ' Kllaville.
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Misinterpretations
Once there were two- plotters, and
they plotted. Each sought to win the
hand of a lady Taire, and the hope
of the twain was one. Finally, one
of the twain won the ONE and the
different twain journeyed somewhere
on a honeyspoon. The other half of
the first, twain was left behind to
drink the dregs of disappointment. or
something. . , *' ...
> Soon, there'came a post card from
the newly matrimonied, and the card
was like this:' On orie side there was
a picture of an old cemetery, .which
was not so old that ita real (ndentity
could not bd recognised. On the side
.for the address, the address was; and
too, there were these words: “We
wish you were here/Vpined by the
newlyweds. - FJ:
bo you wonder that when the re
cipient of the suggestive card entered
a cafe after receiving the lard, he
ordered liver and onions when the
waiter told him- the special that day
was “steak as tender as a woman’s
heart”?.
Aint love grand?
Our Weekly Special
The Macon Telegraph for October
36 listed) in its announcements of
weddings the following:
. ' . “MAY-DAY
“Mr. and Mrs. Joseph H. May, of
Adel, announce the engagement of
their daughter, Lois Elizabeth, to Mr.
Asa Lopaz Day, of Douglas^the Wed
ding to take place the latter part of
November.” .
Do you suppose it is to be a holi
day affair? Too, if for the first -let
ter in the ladjr’s name (M), there had
been substituted the letter *‘H,” it
might have been the Hay-Day (hey
day) of their careers. O, well, some
fellows say this matrimony venture
is H—, anyway! (We already have
our passports, girls.)
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Commercialized Comedy
One day -we went into the “co-op
store over there in the Mercer Y.
Smiling a genial smile of expecta,
tions and with our left hand on our
belt buckle, we addressed Virgil, the
dean of 4 all “co-op.” clerks, as fol
lows:
“Virgil, old fellow,-we sho are bun
gry and we want the biggest apple
you’w* got, for this is our last nickel.”
The Dean of the co-op. crowd fished
around in the. basket and producing
a large red apple, said:
'-‘I think this is the biggest one.
Another Commerce fellow had it out
looking it over a few minutes ago.”
(Take notice, Dean Holder,'for we
are practicing what you preach about
getting our money’s worth.)
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Y The Idea!
.(Original Ode to Olivia)
We know a young lady named Bayne
Who says her charms are on the
wayne.
This may be quite true,
But I’d advise you
Not to say so as long as you’re saync. 1
This lady's always dressed in style,
And wears a most winning smyle, - I
She’s .p peach of a lassye,
£jjl say she is classye.
And growing more so all the whylc.
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Rubber Anticipates '■ '
Atwood Beauregard Cochran, jour
nalist extraordinaire, announced last
night that he some day expects to re
organize the'Camilla Gimlet.
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Steady Ike - • .
Isaac Cowart, of Moultrie, the 1
dainty ■ little 240-pound tackle on the
Mercer eleven, who last year, in the.
Erskine game, “raced” forty yards
for touchdown, thereby furnishing
the thrill of the game, is reported
now to be emulating the example of
•the butcher, by “making ‘ both ends
meat.” , > ■ J •
Never mind,'Ike, for we are still
with you, little boy, and we are be
hind- (not under) you in whatever
you do for old Mercer.
Something New
Everyday
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New and Attractive gifts
for all the family are being
added to our stock.
Greeting Cards ani Book-;
lets will be more popular
this year than ever. We
carry the largest assort
ment in the South.
Quality Goods Only
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THANKS-
To ALL Mercer Mea!
You are backing The Clatter
to the limit! You are patron
izing Cluster advertisers. Mer
cer Men are saying “Mercer”
arid “Cluster” when they trade
.—helping us to secure ads—
aiding us in making OUR paper
larger and better.
RAH FOR*MERCER!
THANKS-
T. OUR AdtaftMn! «
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using The Cluster aa a trade-
pulling medium. You art mak
ing it possible for us to get opt
one of the beat college weeklies
in the United 1 Statee.
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