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Collegiate chapel niwlm are al-
wuys oocaaieaa worth attaatfag—i.
lor ekologtete intereeteg ia ebaarv-
Ing the reactioa at quurter-wittod
chapel fane to haM-wittod chapel
[iProfertor Riley B.. Plymalc, sopho-
rf* utoMber ot the faculty, haa been
mlntowly elwit d by the staff to fill
vacancy created by the rcaigautibn
Profeaaor B. E. Polk aa faculty au-
viiion of the Cluater. Profeaaor
tatorvuk
i lutiea to the preparation <* an ex- p „»tdcnt of t
live theaia which he will present to AllnAt .
( uathte Unireraity during the aum- ’
i, .. ■ • . fashion of aloe
jProfeaaot Ply male, though only a denta one ef
Sophomore on the faculty, haa ertah- prlceleaa adri
hehed himself aa one of the moat pop- ,. Th .
ular profeeaora Mentor haa oret hid. """
Hiy reputation aa an iaatructor of here for *
mathematics ia favorable throughout your thteUag
the south. . . llecturer. ' "Bt
INrihg hia first ptet here Profeaaor
Plywtaie eoteMMtea college algebra aa u _
a cawse rather to he desired than *
ahuoned, aa it haa barn heretofore. Hk * wein * *“■, ■
inicrcitiof manner of niiMHliBi math-
NEWSPAPERMEN
» FETE WESLEYAN
Weafejran girls will he Invited to a
■odal gathering to he held by the
Newspaper Club next Thursday night
in the Ciceronian Hail. The young
ladfea ate membera of Mias Virginia
darner 1 * Young Lady journalist Club.
• it L» Clifton, managing editor of The
Id Idacon Newt, will apeak to: the ctuba.
TL- . Va—^aaao flask L an
1 Nothing But the Truth
1 These Uninformed skeptics who have
always wondered what college life was
ill about can now secure the wanted
nformatlon: The students tolerate
he profeeaora because; the latter are,
liter a fashion, instrumental ia aiding
he atudente to accustom themselves
o the unusual protaaa of thinking,
n fact a conscientious '‘thought cen
tral’* must be annoyed occasionally ip
discovering that some unprincipled
student has, without the proper license
pad- direction, exercised the nouronea
tf hia cortex
The Merter Newspaper Club b an
irganiaation of atudeata who intend
o enter the journaUftfe profession.
f: H. Reddick is president of the dub
ind Courtland Gilbert ievice-presidbnt.
'R is a parity of the Urgaaiaatipn to
save editors from the local papers
nake Informal talks at the flteetfpge.
METRO STUDIO
Portraits hr Photography
572|4 Cherry Phone 890
NGER8 RETURN I
FROM LONG TOUR
A Formal Indictment
It is with insincere regret that we.
are culled upon to reprimand Chief
Justice Pindar and his equally incap
able associates of the Tribunal bench
for a gross neglect of their customa
rily strict surveillance of the immoral,
ttnapiritual, and, in particular, the
unethical, students, of the campua.
“THE BEARS DEN”
“MERCER'S CO-OP 8TORB”
Is Run Primarily for the Benefit
of Mercer Athletic Asen.
Bn roulp front Dalton to Griffin the
tab elec tod a "Who’s Who" dab. Pat
lames took high Inters with tbsee
•laces. He wgauHcteddie huudaon*
at, best .stage petfisamar, and biggest
adict’ man. C. C. Sanders, manager
if the dub, was voted the moat popu-
■r and moat loyal Jack Murray, beat
pice In (be chorus; Noble Arnold;
.resident of the <!<*, moat vataahte;
Ralph Tabor, moot popular with the
CHAS. H. HILBUN
Optometrist sad Optician
Phone 575
020 Cherry fit Macon, Qa
Why, Mr. Smith.!
It la in this manner. Some days
since, Mr. Smith, that ignominious
football,
warning of what too RRMM
basketball, and hnaebnll will do for
ana, was aaea publicly violating an
ethical atondaril of coMegiato foppery.
Rh appeared wearing a pair o( com
mon. degrading suspenders; nor was
he ddnglt, aa Mr. Ariefi would doubt-
ltoa say, POUR LB SPORT. Mr. Pin
dar should use hia "
others for six of the hoys got
Metcalf, Squires, Bill Beqtou,
H he must
- find other manna to aapport hia trous
ers, since his suspendara tend so mani
festly and so completely to destroy
that oollegtate atmosphere of the cant-
„ pas of which the lUntetsrikl Associa
tion loves quite dearly to boast.
We Anawir Somoona Elao’s
Latter ^
What really inrites the bloody sopho
mores to their annual hair-raising
teats is not, as they are fond of tell
tag the freshmen, their kbiAy and de
voted inter sat in them, hut their seal
for their own—the sophomoric—ta
ts. It is manifest that for the
fall maathi, at knot, Wcakyaancs are
immaae from the alluring charm of a
covtiMmbl* pfflpthm of ilw Morctr stu-
dpnt body, aXIam they have an unus
ually weB-devctopad testa for b
My Word! It’s Incredible I
The old order verily doth appear to
change. The iuietent and prevalent
idea that the purpose of. all colleges
vas to provide gray-haired harangoere
to full the students to sleep for one-
her periods most now be discarded
Fhe brilliant exponent^ the new
|er of things announces the evolution
if a new and sensational system. Col
lege men must think for themselves!
That Might Help
The moot fundamental and flagrant
dteiegard ter taste, however, k found
in the color of the opprobrious arti-
idar might also
t to Mr. Smith
ib sage to. my,
Therefore, to insure a greater free
dom team annoyance from the fresh-
men, sophomores protect themselves
by their hair-raising stunt, and, there
by, rid themselves of a part of tout
poisonous spleen which is reputed to
be inherent in the sophmorie disposi
tion.
Further Explanations
As, to that Pharm course, although
it has not yet been officially added to
the Mercer curriculum, “Chicken” Chi
chester Is understood to be negotiating
with Dr. Weaver in favor of the move.
As far as can be ascertained, the only
requirements for entrance are the pol
ished arts of loafing, keeping up a
continuous stream of “bull,” and main-,
taining a dandified, collegiate appar-
ance. And according to inside dope,
those who wear the most striking “lie-
cream” suits, talk to the greatest num
ber of girla, and ogle beat at those
girls to whom they do not speak, and
can endure longest the strenuousity
of a multitude of sodas, cigarettes,
aad Wesleyannes—they are the ones
who graduate with hipest honors.
-j. it.
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Have Your Eyes Examined and Glasses Fitted
By Frank H. Johnson
MACON OPTICAL COMPANY
468 Cherry Street
^sssi
Appearances may be against the modem
college pipe; he may look ‘superfish’... he
may sound a bit blotto, slinging his six or
seven slanguages, including the Scandi'
navian... But when. he* talks ‘tobacco'
lend him your ears. For that's one subject
he’s studied and knowd from the ground up!
Listen to his learned lingo and you’ll see
why the one perfect ptpe tobacco is grand
old Granger Rough Cjut It’s all spicy old
Burley, the choicest pipe tobacco known
to man... all mellowed Wellman’s way...
and cut, especially for pipes, in large slow'
burning, cool'smoJdng flakes. It's breaking
all collegiate records for pipe-popularity.
Of course, some collegiate pipes, who
judge everything on ‘price', can’t afford to
smoke Granger... it'll too Inexpensive.
But notice any pipe that is sufficiently
sure of himaelf to be himself, always; and
notice also his Grange^.