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•nticue two Mhm at the City Auditorium into lighting o
Mten young mlM, Just before the CloroUnd Orchestra GM<
night. Tho intrepid reporter donnod this feminine attire to
^ oh what women think. 'Ho charges that they are alt snobs.
discovery; .There !*•» * painful
silence; .then whisperings and twitter
ings: And then'he heard plainly:.
"What? ' What did you say? They
say it’s a boy dressed like a girt! Look!
A boy dressed like a girl."
"Tee hee!
over. 'Go on!
:al SNOBS
UNFRIENDLY
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rtnpeny since his first date. As
Idrd in he immediatsly met his
Kenneth j McGsrrah, who just ]
•ediately recognized him.
era ere 'you, going. Mabel?”
McGarrah, tauntingly. >“
H high-hatted him and switched
ah past with the cither pretty
Tee heel Tip his hat
."Tip h over!"
** Dressed like a girlt The nerve of
some people!”
The new* spread life* k forest fire.
The Bessie -Tift misses became dis
dainful. They raised up as one, and.
marching to- another! tow of seats,
threw a haughty glance back over
their shoulders. . ■”*
. - A second .latar, Harris, too, raised'
himself up- in all his girlish dignity
and sent a scorching glance hack of
hhn at some supposed intruder at he
followed the girls to thair newly-chos
en seats.
They Move Again •'
“After. I sat down,” said Harris, tell
ing of his experiences, “It took them
At ttyt juncture, Hal saw V. V. Her-
ria, Who also plays a feminine role on
the Dramatic pub He instantly start
ed .the other stray, but!too late! He
was recognized again.
V. V. Wt his seal' and rushed up;
very perturbed. “What on earth are
you dd*»g bgrte like this, Hal?” he
asked. “I don't know what, to think
“What on earth are you doing here'’,
retorted i "Remember. . I’m
dressed like a giti” Indicating a bean
tiful belle sitting by/a vacant chair, he
added, “hdaliy. I don’t know what |
your girl will think of yew!" .
Poor V. V.. whti had entirely for-j
gotten his girl for an instant, rushed
maigy back and sal down, wiggling
nervously and mopping his distnrhed
brow, pja continuing . h 's search feir
Ithe oiprvcd scat,-Hal was told hy an
usher', cvho examined the stub <>i his
ticket, that Wesleyan girls were n.n
allowed in the section in which he was.
TIM came the announcement that
tenyok* could, sit anywhere, and Har
ris quickly look a seat among the Bcs-
tsie Tyta, giying up aU hope of finding
'•he gtri McKoy had provided.
easily forgotten tuttler the tircumstan
ccs." > . • r -i- -jrtffl
Harris said he forgot almost alt he
learned- However,* the orchestra be
gan playing and relieved a brave man
at a'-iense time.
■Rut among.the things he remembers
are, bis catching a cold; Fred Forres
ter’s saying; that certain “big. brown
eyes cotdd make me squeeze a post in
two’’; Elite Trowel falling for the
“dark and handsome” harp player; and
of, all .Bessie Tift's becoming enam
oured of
‘the cu-u-te little boy in the
balcony'*, John I.ytjen.
by lilting his nose
H* <e(t .lightly
he lost acme of hit
heard Ma clashing
(Continued from
With the graduation of
lost yaat, G#ee>u resume
position. Excepting tt
games, Green haa made
fifteen contest* In Wad
scoring this year.
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on the inaide he was in even
greater danger of .being recognized
MCrcer hoys who had seen him in fem-
inine Mltte on the stage -were on- every
hM*. As ushers were scarce, he could
not find an idle one, and. worse still,
he coaid not find that precious
Sold in Macon Exclusively by
Overstreet; (After ride to town in
Sedan) "Boy, weren't we in a fixl"
Weal: “We aho were. This chew
of Blood Hound was so big 1 could
Just grin and grunt”.'
“One Price to Everybody”
ward-
a half-nelson
on jimmy-
pipe joy
Red Simmons
rned to the pivot
the tournament
169 poinu
thg team
I TOOK P. A. for bettor or worse . . and
found k better! Better than arything I had
ever smoked. That’s my story and I’m going
to stick to it. When siren-brands try to flirt, 1
just give them the Frigidstaire. I know what I
like in a pipe, and what I like is Prince Albert!.
'The instant you break the seal on tbe tidy red
tin and get that wonderful fragrance of real
tobacco, vm know you are in for a pipe-treat.
Your moUth fairly waters for a taste of tobacco
diat smelft os good as that. Then you load up
and light up-^ht
C00L Sweet. Fragrant. Old words, I’ll ad
mit, but yen get a brand-new idea of how much
n Incan in a pipe-bowl packed with P,
you’ve ahnyi thought
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