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by WILLARD CLUTCHMYER
|t wm u cold u a penguin’s pelvis and smoke from the evening
filled the halls of Sherwood. Maynard and I had planned to go
| the barber shop and watch hair cut, but it looked like the engage-
at was off as Maynard and his dog Truenose Coveycatch had been
hing quail all afternoon. It seems that they flushed too many and
erd had to go for a plumber.
I was sitting in my room enjoying a one-handed game of
Je and losing heavily when a thud on the door interrupted
pastime. At the door was Kingfish I’endergraat, politician
: class, and his SGA “Let’s Get Students Out of the Pinebrook
Into the Library on Weekends Committee.”
He smiled, exposing 40 some odd teeth, shook my hand, petted
back, inquired of my health and picked a double handful of lint
[ my grubby double-breasted sport coat. After promising to vote for
in the spring elections, we got down to the business at hand,
sten, Willard,” he whispered, “If the grades on campus don’t get
sr next quarter the coeds may have to be in at 9:00 on weekend
hts instead of 9:30.”
“No! 1“ I recoiled, feigning dismay, (actually I had always
ght the administration was too lenient in allowing the huna
i stay out til that late hour).
“Yes,” he continued, “and if anything goes wrong this year we
jy lose the next election.” This remark prompted loud moaning and
of teeth from Kingfish’s committee.
“It’s possible,” I conceded, remembering that his party had
failed to fill a few of their campaign promises, L a, a nine-hole
course, S&S cafeteria, shopping center, unlimited class cuts,
chapel, football, etc.
“Come, Maynard," he said, wrapping his belt paternally about my
and motioning me to the door.
We had some difficulty locating the library as none of the com-
.... had ever been there before, but upon arriving we were greeted
[Assistant Librarian Seymour Swoonsudden, knowntin some circles
"the flower of the Dewey Decimal System.” Seymour was festooned
gay costume consisting of a black serge suit (circa, 1918), a wide
d-painted tie and smart grey tennis shoes. (No socks.)
“What are you doing here?” he asked suspiciously.
“Don’t be alarmed,” cooed Kingfish, explaining our intentions.
“Oh, good show! 1” shouted Seymour above the din of the roaring
ent lights. “If we could get some studenst here on weekends,
ouldn’t have to help on the shrub planting crew to earn my weekly
(No dead wood here at M. U.)
We went upstairs to confer on the matter. Going up we were
to step over a prostrate student. “He’ll be alright,” Sey-
ur explained, “we caught him reading in the Special Reading
“Horrors! !” I exclaimed, astonished at this highly illogical move
|the student’s part.
The meeting droned on for hours as committeemen suggested
ling square dances in the library, installing pool tables and
machines. These were all rejected, as was a suggestion for an
at-of-season Easter egg hunt. Finally we stumbled upon a so-
“Then it’s settled,” Kingfish beamed, “we will discontinue our
criptions to Post, Newsweek, Clsyton County Cattlemen's Journal,
and The Aardvark Breeders’ Digest, and take out a doxen
iptions to Playboy.” Since it was my idea 1 was carried out
oriously.
“It was nothing,” I exclaimed, “any moron could have thought
[ it”
“You certainly did, Willard,” said the Kingfish.
' I 1 > ,: j) <***» “» 1 —<
“Well, Seymour, Did You Find a Frog to Disect?”
(Cartoon by Leroy Young)
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wick and Camp Pinnacle at Clay
ton. Cathy TaJton served on the
staff at Glorieta Baptist Assembly,
Glorieta, New Mexico. Two girls,
Nsney Hendrix and Carole Proctor,
served as summer missionaries in
Chicago, Illinois. One MICAer,
Jean Pickren, got to the world’s
Fair in New York. ^Anniston, Ala
bama, was the site of the summer
WAC Camp where Marla Stripling
spent four weeks. Fartherest away
from home was Carol Ann Hol
comb, who served as a summer
missionary in Alaska.
Many girls put in long, hard
hours of work in various jobs
throughout Georgia and Florida.
Catherine Jarrett worked at Mar
lowe’s Restaurant in Jefferson,
Georgia. A part-time job at the Ex
periment Station in Tifton was held
by Faye Tyson. The courthouse at
Columbus is where Sandra Faulk
ner spent many hours. Beverly Wil
liams kept busy in Newnan tutor
ing another student in Spanish.
The little town of Donaldsonville
provided plenty of work and ex
citement for Julia Hickson who
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worked in a gin shop. Atlanta'Vso
provided jobsmot three associates.
Anne Johnson worked in the At
lanta Public Library, Jean Pickren
in an insurance company, and
Joyce Davis in Georgia Baptist
Hospital as a ward clerk. In Talla
hassee, Florida, Sarah Distlehurst
worked as a secretary. Bea Middle-
ton worked at Sears in Daytona
Beach and traveled over the state
of Florida representing the Rain
bow Girls. Mary Lou Raulerson
broke horses and opened her own
Saddle Shop in Belle Glade, Flori
da.
Six MICA’ers spent their sum
mer working equally as hard here
at Mercer. Not only did these girls
—Shirley Oxford, Sonya Roberts,
Martha Sue Dixon, Myrt Irby, Ka
ren Kennedy, and Lynn Barrett—
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study, but they also worked hard
getting things ready for the rush
parties. A hearty thank-you is ex
tended to each one of these girls
for cleaning up the chapter room
and organicing equipment and sup
plies in the storage closet. One
other girl did a lot of studying this
summer at Georgia State in Atlan
ta. Jean Pickren took two courses
there. t
Those who enjoyed a delightful
and relaxing summer at home:
Faye Tyson, Mary Nell Storey,
Evelyn Merk, Pam Braham, and
Cheryl White.
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