Calhoun times. (Calhoun, a.) 1876-1876, March 22, 1876, Image 1

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CALIIOtJN TIMES i.. . lii 3.., So Jill west of oyurt •to i SC* ;; V L'Ef OF SUBSCRIPTION. r $2.00 v estorn & Atlantic Railroad \ND I I S (A A \ iv.'TION.S. \KKSS / .s.l II UO VTE.” • - - i'll ’ billowing t.# k •.*■* etfo-t may 20, G 7 MbTflW ARD No. I. L-ave Atlanta 4,10 l*.M Arrive (Nii-v ii villc 0.14 *• Kingston 0.42 “ Dalton 8.21 “ ! “ (Utnttiiiioogii 10.20 •• No. 3 | Leave Atlanta 7.0' a.m Vrrive Cartoraviile 0.22 j >• Kingston D.N. •* Dahoti *....11. 1 i I'll a alien .a 1. 0 !\ M No. li. I, mv* /v ii .to a !•, \,■vivo t’ai I'-.v-. v,li> 7.1 Si H : il l . A ii. No 2. : ive Arrive Dalton 5.41 •* “ Kingston ',,28 “ “ CartersviUe 8.12 “ “ tlanla,. 10 15 “ No. 4. I e ve Chattanooga.... 5,00 a.m 1 n ive Dalton 74)1 “ “ Kingston 0.07 “ “ CaiteiHville 0.42 “ Atlanta ~..12 00 p.m No. 12. [ a' e Dalton 1.00 a.m , \ ,-i t- Kmg -ton 4. T 1 | ‘ * a rlcf v; I ••-* *. ’ s ! \ilant 0.20 “ ! /;1 an P.l .r.o Car-- rim on N'os ! anti 2 ! IV N. */ lea - an: Daltiin'ov-. lOa.n Wi. nu <e . i an; .4 ’ . ag t or ' i ! -a 1 lie 4e h I i■ • I e: ,N i " !;:'■• s etc. 0 J>. ki .■ 1 a 0' 1 ’ \ <; \ I!.ii<)A 1/S. ND AFTE‘ SUNDAY, JUNK 2*tii , . ~ie i'a soncer trains on the Georgi i ( in ..ml Rail raids will run y< iV.I: w : GE )';i ‘: ' 11AI LUO AD. /></// ger Train 11 til r ' esta .1 8:4" OCI • Vo; *t* .'*•• s':! i j nt ’’ A,V ii a t 1 1 *: IMI to \ ill *:• . at S;1 ,n •n, l l ' ‘ ■ m X :~v #tii,\, t. a. :!•> J> m •ljjnv *at dac in tit ': 1 p in \.r\e at Caiviak at 1 Ur i 5 a in v v riv at .lugvista nt 2:oft p m An A ;ZI 1 I-1 IMSSKNOKU TIMIN’. in i; :a .t. 4; 15p in . adia at:: 8: A am i‘ : "‘v • Inge: t-i at... . ain ,! :v- ,n i, ••/. r* i > i M ;:ngton, .11 - , 4 *m .•• • •'- * i'> ; * e r* II CO .. a i '’*., Ss ii e 1 'ep.il (.11 ;!i Nigh TaSSCllg*. V Tla H*S Oil ieorgi Itadroad ,S A*. JOUXSOX Superintendent. in or itemlent s Otlice Georgia and Macon an 1 \e. gust a. Railroads, Augusta, Jure 20, 1874, ' & (funis. " 'IASN, IN, I>. gr> i-',- 1 T VT.f, A M : i; (j yILI IN -Jr lII'OI 11 n 1 1 . ✓ v> * >■■) -'I to receive holes to tan < > • v exa.nngs 1e.4.1 he” or if > it themselves to prepare V! • v 1 ■ M C ' !‘vl-} iV l. AJ N i'.h .* & SON. > t . y . i H Two Dollars a Year. VO),. VI. '>. . *> tX n * ■; ms -i u jui > .JL hw - I IK (WARD HV.llSAlllC dl\T! MANUFACTU; El) NK \rl KINGSTON. P, UITO A COUNTY, GEORGIA. v qnnl to In best imp,out * Poi iiaml < emcm. <S '* ntf for ' ixular Try this before but/iny <T. < n h: re n f. . . I.y | . ,*:o dr. \ J. Vi evf : Pt-n . •! O end n\, i CI 'a • -1 '' li' . I dam iiCiosM t > n.i ; ia k t, eg ln> c-nioul. | and pronouncing it the bust ne ever used. Also refer to* Messrs. Smitl , Son A Bro . .1. E. Veal, F. 1. Stone J. J. Cohen a"d Major Tom Berry, Knnie, Georgia, .\iajor H Bry an, of Savannah T. C. Douglas, Superin tendent of Masonry. East River Bridge, New York. Gen. Wm. Mcßae, Supei'inteml ent W. & A. Railroad, Capt. .J. Postell, C. E. Address G. H. WAKING, Kingston. Ga octlol j. I lyaionic Instilute I f IF Vf' f would enjoy the f , M V, : tilt A A "i > fl ! • v tern fin! tu fei. o'' r A r r i * * i. i * i ; . ' il - re ■ - • ; ,ie .| Sjjj Ii in. sen * r Dept, Atlanta. ||f| 111 : jC*si - • 9 Jxo. Stain back Wir.so', Physician-in-Charge. Awarded the Highest Medal at Vienna i E. & It. T ANTHONY & CO., ->■* yf>i*r T surer . *m sorters &. Deal ers in i 0 5 AMD 4RAMES. and V ews, {; .; •*n - oi su lahle views. "hlv Materials, vvy tig n tii Way ol SB <CO])*irottS t! (1 J lftf/ic Lfnttrrny, :■ •'' l ''• <■ ' ' the \' : iTii- if. ff"' :r i . ’y • ' * ■•< . on. A <r< /■ ** ' Vf * oyrj.ytieoi ''') ' ‘ ' ■ s ’ ' -mi. /’ ,• ■;./ I, 'h 1 ' en i> ’ ,J■, \> I , , . r n t ‘p ■ ’ , n .ii i a > " "I •V <• mn on i ll: - S< 14 on ..ppl *: .01 An* enterprising man can malm money i ivoi a magic lantern. Cutout t his advei tiseun nt Ft refer (Mice “TBS. set 29 9m Brick-Layer & Contractor. rn 1 m -i esp cti'ul \ I* gs ' ■/. !!> I ‘ f'illhouil , ..IN’.- f ! g P' 1 . , • f Mi. ii IPui’il f ii VI IS nib I • , . . ,- ; If t'.iVl v ■!•.. ill'll a II o . ]*")<.■ 1 ■: b il; >•;, iU in vi tin- 1 iit lll* ",.ost sail taetovy ;■ ;-:as- 'i' m pa: - - ’ -t, * 1 ally - tic?t. <l. : Tin 1 !, -"v **' POOR COPY j i. . 1 . ’.7 o*l * * i OT‘, . ,J. .*OT> ‘ 1 ' • 1 i-i i- (JE,<fcc e v..- ,11.1 1 in 1 rice ,1 . r.:>.- ou receipt ot staxip S ed* ox dl kinds by acket, ounce, o H m and quart, can be sent by mail to any post office in the United States. EDWARD J. EVANS & CO., Nurseiymen aiul Seedsmen. | , York, Pa ; CALHOUN, GA., WEDNESDAY, MARCH 22, 1870. S'J HLH ATI TV (JOS'iUNTKD. ■ e \V( 4g: ow old hu m :: gr ,v c.n I To each w., . king tv. ui : Ati I w: ud i w,.: , .tu t ear , and toil. We scare,: have im, for pi -asuri; But never ind, that is . loss Not much to b lamented : i.ite iolis on g .iiy if we v dl But smde and D ■ contented. If we ate pool, and would b r ch, Ii will ** o t be by pining ; No ! steady earts and hop* tul minds Aie life’s bright silver Doing, 1 ... iV: lie rl' ii man that i red to hope, Icilh oi ni> cuoice i j> nt; i . Th i.iij p e.-a m.u.s on it! am tho. Wue sinti* and aie com lit.' 1 When -r .H^eijg.Uh umMf ’ • A . u on v From dupe \> n & ‘ blc tag • A- ! •• •n olaiiou Imi vow If . •\\ ill iis vv.h , i , ves blooin Ji ,i be p: v iu .: • v i > Ll; . >• t t \• * Cm. .i iit U*ii 0 .ib * b ; CO* .j.‘ tivu. I*oll l*ieui*e oi* Airs. ReEiii ip. i sli.li lie vcl I"|ve( luc .mil i s.n\ uei il was ini tii -i i, c* pi n. ii iiciiuv ba by s bl til. aim Clow Us Wol'ii itiloiiomo to coligl'atulatc lid ) toe beautliul pal iuTs, whose w ills Have ci linS'll veivet pa pci wr ii _a iu4U iiuu* • 8 were lull .it ha 4 iaCCs , li ic wa th .uUfuiUi oi w• ii in •. v. n ippi id ii_iit it tig id. i i> sv . lid * li'.-ti , ; “Mules ami ••io ..1 iioi n, no v*. • e r v b it. but iaiiM liidij .my tiling b- SI i si "ii : !. SO. i > . 1 -.501 ) -in Sb and 1 C U*'at . , . ;u. l ‘ till I •I, M ■ suit u ii•• o, i.i ri. i a iit i ci ui r e .i her • i .t . it in c stuia . w san c ii . I. til. I 11 1t) 111 CkV< I. IW 11 i 1 ,„Ij ■l l 111 i t ill ■ o iie . I . II .1 . Si . , : “ • 0 ■; i .1 C• • ' l . i , ups pi,l, U ovei well pertm:t i sU-.U I • king at tier as i 1,, ai i .si - dr, aui o hneiineSs . ii, . ~ui at 'll 4lu re 0 ,* u . In lie ci H iciSeil • m, tin pttg, U. tii *i *i is lilies T •: laces : . Me ■. O, • e. ' i U the | n •' o.yt** A bluff: j.l y fn ui* ; 1 v • r , at h ein cutups i • Mk - d liv iiii , - •., -. \: i. • k nii i* Ml • •{■ • •>'. v K * ii t•*ij ’■ i m : ii\ Jil c* ;m-:m I •:!’ . \ \ \ \•• ;•* * . . j, tHi .s wlie il l til 'C net lie I , aci ' ou tin: piano sat l lie huby. wuli ts I French nurse prouuly guaidmg her treasure. Not one bii at) sin and or on * • najed. tiie dailiing tec* i ed the Imui* age so ireelj’ odeli and eiiu. t ing; aw a\ te tile sweet unkni-wii jiirgo ol hahy land rot uji <ui her little teet new and then and I wondered if" all its life w nid he i 1 !■*•• 1 ud ap|■ \ a- it' o iwning .—i •t* ■ ■ j wi; m•• a.e it lend.* to the i• sei \ed ojalles 1 I V tu tile li tlsQ w ;ir 111 „ a i in,age | slllt d'velvet plaitiK in.oh; hut ex'ivmc's I’ h eoiuino - , while ihoiii li v girdle tiler*' l uii.. th, pr dty gath' ii and pocket with its ' l'nad s,l \ er *•!asp and elm us How v vy hr el has i,n ll the t: utnph ! IJow j i"iig wih be Hie years ol humiliation and sui in vv ! ' Ufe’sKicli moments. Lite has it' iikm u 11 (m ut .- I I‘ti_t!i and t. I •> in its Ut".in tits "1 m-pl; !l. 11 in which the I.utiiati Me si- z s 1, and ut - Pi' whip is 'iivM in- 'Si baniitul and di iu ti n an >en human life we fed -uiv 'h- n ; il then till s.fi iflr. s w re 111 •(]<• nil iet• ri s \\"h tin n- w. n!d I ini - ft! dlOi • i!' . in ii ‘e Hut t li: difficult |** • t is to preserve, through a In ; e ur ■ t va. the H 1 in- u h leh s Met* kl"died inspiration only t" pi 'seive it w hlie <! 1 e st I u.s e'ine and ,g 1, whil ■ the everlasting mis-rain of the m tui* 11 1 fills and falls ; tn perserve ii still and uniform amid the Unvaried days and nights. f J" i" 'his strength tinm the fountain of in-pir.ti-m. bdh (if the great and small —fur all laborers 11* lieait u r 1 t sn j.pns" Ihitnl mhi mi <1 1-t a- hss wit dia racier. M"Si per* -kn .. ev 11 1 heir to- 1 j v • .j. \ til. • . - IS! u '.. vln till) n 1 lies and ft r-M ' h -in th se usit d\ assioned hv •.t ti sight. " itli •' . ular n 1 v su.iti) tailings in (j! In i s A t L and u light nd determined ■m i.l 1 , lug Idup ieity irt * 1 " and stn-akiojj 1 " hmiesf man need 1i- ur-; t ;knv>s a 1 *hk employ s ! ppy th • hi n wh > i* t at* il * -h v contempt "I own af |i 11 • unseignti'-us obligations , 1 t W >nien. ;e- said ill rr > a man uncor • ••;■ *’• i e ii'.rii ited. Woman 2 - i y 1 • v and we k now O' i 1 - red ' ■ t - 1 t - e >• 1 the i: : S a! - !u: i .- ' .ilids ' j,i ..•? li.arly nit 1 'sting i ain ! 1 ader sei-.ji-et . : i v. . er. and n- t their a it win my love.— ii tli 1 <ed which bends z but break ii"t in the p> s 1 ll /{ittt y. 1 lie f undat ion of domestic hap iness is la it It in the virtue of woman.—Lau dor. A woman who has nevpr been pretty has never been young. —Madame Swet chine Women do act their pa-t when they do make their ordered houses kuow them. — Sheridan Knowles. •‘Truth Conquers Ail filings.'' '•j -i n iik in won en what i- most j p-site t tin ir own characters h i "inj Mi,, is u t made f • bt the admiration of eii r\b dv lut the liJt| piliess ol int Bur he W*men b ive utore heart and more Mnag n iti , i than men. LauhU'tirte. Women re extreme : n all points They at' better oi vvoise I an ir.eii my. re OUt \ i ii o i h I ohsh pr-jn li ;•*> '.‘he . .’S ' of■!. j and . '-(fte : i’ I. i* h : i;;!, I :•< *p( jd *’ . .in' !l . *i s is in of * ; -f> i oli 'I Im >i ry tael th t -: r dn and i- u ht t b el *-,j'i :M . ji , j , v i>. lie f led sile | •• S- pi uilefie, i!>tb U 1,1 : and a i*'Liii**d t=- * i • ..tliiiii • h,-.- qu.iiiie* i a i- mu ii n tt* r t h-: iiv rpi ifh-nt ,r ' ea u l l u- tii ent J, U ih til and e, i- ■ ■ 11 Ugb hi- ..| 1 in i.d gi, 1 ,ll :hevitfu• n.pi u i ice ill its pt-vl c*. ti ; sile has had fi rs el marriage u ■ and übt ; what lady "I thir ty and upwards has riot '{ She has re> jected several suit rs nid and nibt! he has i e sons frso anding. Mucli better is it to lie a happy dd it *id (hi ' a mis era hi" wi!* O*l Oi is are •IM n w u* I t* su J ri r min os *r u* m tli *u ii i*as ■ Sii r! fi -f j ,i- .Ii vi> * * tli 1 1 -ei tii* t • f s '.* In Si i-f ng part I, r- t o ofe ! • tf- ( il; th * f tli t*k ud 1 < Jll '! •; ' ill a k . •' 1111 ■ • p-dtldi-- ,ii • • • o vll jee r * ■ so* i> S'- ten. ■: k S I 'lt an - to: |f. S . 1 I Cl'* 0:*l ■ ii u!* v '• .* i. l e {.i i I. and a ,<i>. i- ll * ue -t : * |i il i, a Y' s it is a lot t fat >*. ii and i t a- * ii'i itw an i t i- u u * * 1 . , h r a m n win* is im -it a to*.l Hike i'll p.lagiug fe'llt k e ■n.-ei nfne I'donale B*dom*ms ’ Phi i * s ill juft ie-.ais ” *tc Who has eve: I*:*, *'-•■• very hi • 1 1 1 v gift' and lad s t h* p : •?!••■ m on. fin ir nal aeru lintalie's.' >• *i • apt t tis i k that io ts il* *in : i> ,: 11 ii 111 *■ mind; and A n they tla* dlsC 111 e Of Cni'-Ugll to a: h■ a 'I and W Oh! !l US U !7 lend ol eea-iim I *•■ ~,p'*u ; ’ n * h v rarely think i aki y tow fiend nd companion Ml t he"*- i liiug ti ud to sl l w i’i a s•Misioie and l- It 'd w inen ar** ne st likely to he oil maids, and the converse of t e pi'"p S'ti II ho lds ni.ui) will) few exceptions—old maids are gimerallv sen ibie and gif Tks d-, .- -f y i. i’ S.it'e. i he gen rai ( haiimtei o| Site is that ui 'ij' i hv. h b il.oi we it r .>i 11 ilie lib 1 . 1 111 v die 1 heats. \v ■ Min 1■ ■ •■ e -i in - k.iiiui 1 c 1 1 l i-. 1 1 i j e 'liee - ' n iiotiuus suecessi'iti ot scenes and moves hicti 1 but ail uiclUentil U w -nd 1111 w the unercsi if kept up But we never tire ol g 'itlg to t> and at iitgiit 10 we are very so ry when we tire of get ting up in the morning. Ue never weary except with regret ol breaki if da ner, an * sugi i1 . and t -e actions re repeated me. s.-. fay till* oUodi 1 and iod sixty live tlues in lii y e;a 1 Vi i> il l lie Vv el eX ell ello lit on rv . i s iccc 'iing ecaslon .v < ;,iuit n'l u -■i n .o'e ■ Veiy da . and pui ■ m > • lire very day V. etl ti-is at n. ariy •Im -am lioui m in , 'i ■- - .0 | an Iv\ !: . I■ o n sj. and ■ e |. 0 are .ill 1 . ii in. i- I! 1: i 1 (J !1 y ill ! ; .01 11 I tin et ,1 1 (..e <-bbing and ihe 11 wing ~| -m 1 dilv sousiii- s prepare us without qny eilor.t on our part nr ab tiu^vu tssitudes o{ ur existence U ben hungry, toed is agreeable ; w!i“n | wcaiy steep 1 1 warm cool mi eold the plcaStn j til Cs.dc IS del ci ii .V is kipt up by coni 1. I- am: v% chase th*enj- yno i:! ' 1 1 eueomi; n he tfivei , U jtl) health aud y oin n aud jo s, ■ ‘bv iv > ! and 11e ve ;■e w < 1-. i I 1' 1 ii.i 11 k ; s and p v ity lhal prepares u- fur death . alld eV t) lhal e - |.e- e.,s . U; Il 'I men at last ko -h • .mi rb io n *ss id Ih. h art gives e en the last sleep a welcome. Probably the most thoroughly rec-m structed spo upon the g!-be. says the Baltimore Gazette.is the island of Hay. ti 'i here the white no ri is not allow* e<] to hold office. Bur the la.est news show.* that they are not happy The telegram says pathetic illy, ‘The finan ces <*f 11 ayt’ an* fearfully damaged The money disappears, and nobody knows where it goes ” How touching and yet how true I It is. moreover, the paradise of inflation. The Haytieii ret nhacks are w ith at least thiee cuts to the dollar, which places it exs actly three cents above par. T hey will soon be at par. and thus will very short !y lead to specie resumption from the f ice of events It is also the paradise of protection ; for there, says the tele gram. “foreign meichants are taxed, and their clerks even taxed 8390 per year; and no foreigner* is allowed to sell go ids at retail.” Sureiy the guardian angel of the Repu’rlican p<rty must roost somewhere on the island Reconstruction, soft money prnteeti u and a prospect of immediate ’ specie re sumption, without disturbing the busi ness demands of the count:y,” are all there in full force. Every prospect pleases, and ouly tnan k vile A Trade in Riddles. Niue persons -ailed fro ii Jialfs<* down th** Rhine. A Je.v, who wished to go to Seh il.unpi w as allowed to e ui.e on hoard and go wall them, ou c mliti ui that he would conduct himself with propriety, ad give the captain eiri teen kreut' ' Zeis lor Ills passage. N tw, it is true, something jingled in tiie Jew s p eket when e had struck i his hand against it but the only ui**uey ith ie was a twclve,,kr utzei' pi *ee, for the other was a brass button Notwith standing this, ho accepted the offer with gratitude, for Ip. thought, to himself— "B met king may f e earned even up” ■ti the wo r I fere i- many a man iho has f . wn i ieh oil tbe Rhine ” iftiiiog ihe li’st pot of the voyage h i * w tv v**rv talkative and * *•] : y i'O iif - w wtt h!;s \V illet till.. and i his aim ! ,r if *'id o t lay it aside, was Fjeet <J much mtnh and ui .ek cry a-, das ! is oft en the case with those of his nation But. the vessel sailed onward, and passed Ihuriiigen and St. Veit, the passengers, one after another, grew silent, and gaped and ga zed listlessly down the river, until une cri >d * “Come, Jew. do you know any pas** time that will amuse us? Your uth - ers must have c oitrived many a one during their j ut aey in the wilder ness ” ‘ Now i- the ume,” thought the Jew, “to shear til*' sheep.” [] then propped that they should st round in a circle and he. wuh their pormis-i n w**u'd sit with them Those wlt i (*‘*uld o t ois-v i the quest inis any om- pi p -d sir nib p,y the ~ue vvt'o r,r p ond 1 them a t' elve kitutZer pi* ce ’t hi- [4'i,p* sal pleas, ,1 lhe com p ,11 v. and hoping t divert themselves ui*h ill Jew s wit and stupidity, each one asked at rand on whatever changed to ent* i his hr and Titus for example, the Erst asked : “ 11,• tv many soft boiled eggs CouH the giaiit Goiiath eat on an empty stum** ach ?” Al said it would be impossib'e to answer that (juestioii j but the Jew -aid : (*)uo ; f* r lie * 1 o bad eaten one *•_.. e,inn ,t put a second Upon atl empty -t mriah nid tin: other paid him t* elve kr, ui z rs •• Wait Jew. thought the second, “I will ry you <<ut ol the New Testament, an 1 I think [ shall w : n r y piece”— Then lie said. “ Why did the Apostle aui wile the Second Epistle to the Corinthians ?” “Because he was not in (’’ovinth.” said the Jew. therw se be would have spo ken to them*” fen he won another twelve k eutzer piece. >\ hen the thi.d saw the Jew was so >vi-t' u'isi-ij ic the Bible, he tried .him in ad fibre t way ‘■Who." said he. ‘pn longs his work t" as great length as p ssible, atm completes it in time ?” • The r-'peuiaker if he is industri ous,’’said the Jew. in the meantime they drew near to a - i|i i>c and oic said i>• i lie ot her, *' ih s ... B.mlach ’ Then the fourth said. •■ln what month do the people of Bam -1 nil i- t the i ’*• st : ” ••In ti bruary. replied the Jew, fir it has ouly "J 8 days.' ••There are two natural brothers,” ii the Ill'll, bmd yet only one el them is my ancle ■; h • i eis your fathers hr (her,. >mi the JWj ‘ end yiur father ts not \ on uncle. A fi-h n• w leaped out of the water ,i,,l the sixth ' bed V\ hat fishes have 1 I’ll ' \t- )il ' -* . ••The smallest, told the Jew. * The seventh asked. • tlow can a man nue from liaise to Bertie in til-; shade, in the summer time, when the sun shines * When lie comes to a place where there is no s i;ide‘ he must dismount and J go on loot,’ said the Jew. ! " The eighth asked, “When a man rides in the winter time from tialse tu Berne, i, j has for- 'til'" Ins gloves how must he manage so tuiat hi~ hands shall not i * . Z.‘ . •Tie miust make fists out of them, ’ said the Jew The tun h was the last. This ope ask ! ed . ••Ii w can five pel's ns diviue five eggs so that each otic thaii receive one, ami still one remain >n the (1 sh i •'] lie last man must take the dish wi h j the e r g. and can let it pie tlieie as long as you please,’ said the Jew. But now it Came to Qts turn, and he determined to make a good sweep At* ter many preliminary compliments, he askeu with an airut mischeivous friend liness : can a man fry two trout m tlnee pans so that a trout may lie m each pan ?” No one c-uld answer this, and one af er another gave him a twelve kreut !2, r piece But wheu the ninth desiied i bat he should solve the riddle, he rocked to aud fro rolled his eyes aud shrugged his sbuul ers •T am a poor Jew I’' he said at last. “What has that to do with it?” said the rest -Give us the answer.” •‘You must not take it auiis,” s id the Jew. "fur I am a pour Jew.” At last after much persuasion and many prouiis s that they would no him no harm, he thrust his bauds into his pocket, took out one twelve kieuizer j piece he had won. laid it >n the tabh 1 and said : •[ do u t know the auslter ! any more 'ban you Here ate my twelve j kreutzers.” When the others heard this they la Advance. i opened their eyes. and said that this was scarcely according to agreement. — But as they e >uld not control theb laughter. and were god nutured and wealthy men, and as the Jew had helj ed t-nem to while away the time from St. Veit te Sehatlampi, they I t it pass. Pauetsiality iu .111 Tlaintgs. It is astonishing how many people there are who neglect punctuality.— Thousands have failed in life from this cause alone It is not only -i serious vice in itself, it is the fiuitfnl parent of num rmis other vices, so that he who becomes the victim of it gets , involved iin to,ls from which it is almost impos- sible to escape It makes the merchant wasteful of time; it ssps the bus iti 's.s reputati n of tiie lawyer, and it injures the prospects of median ics who might otherwise rise to fortune ; in a word, there is not a profession, not a station in life, which is not liable to the canker of this destructive habit. In mercantile affairs, punctuality is as important as in military. .Many are the instances in which the neglect to renew an insurance punctuality, has led to a serious loss. Hundreds of city merchants are now suffering in consev ijuenee of the want, of punctuality among their Western customers in pay ing up accounts. With sound policy Jo the banks insist under tii penalty of a prorest, on the punctual payments of notes; for were they to do otherwise, com mere al transactio ,s would fall into inert ricuble confusion Many and many a time has a failure of one man to meet 1 1 is obligations b’-ough* on the ut'ii ruin of scores of others, just as the toppling (1 wo in a line oj bricks. I of the master brick, causes the fall of; all the rest. Pel’ll, -ids there is no class of men less punctual than mechanics. Do you want ; an uphols'er '( He rarely comes when j he agrees. So with carpenters, planers j and nearly all others. Tailors and shoe- ; litake.s often do not have their articles home in time The consequence is that thousands remain poor all their lives, , who if they were more faithf; 1 to their word, would secure u large inn of cus- : tom, and so make their fortunes—>s’c/- mtific A met-lean. U'liat 38en Need Wives for. it is not to sweep the h< use, make the bed. darn the socks and cook the meals, chiefly, that a man wants a wife. If this is all he needs, hired help can do it cheaper than a wife. If this is all. when t young man nils to see a you g lady, send him into the pantry to mst the hied and cake the has made ; then send him to inspect the needlework and bedmaking, or put a broom in the young lady’s hand and send him to witness its use. Such things arc impo tant, and the wise young man wii quickly 1 -ok after them ; but what the ti uo Qian w ,nts with a wTe is her companionship sympathy and love.— The way of life has many dreary places in it. and man needs a companion to go with him. A man is sometime;’ over taken In misfortunes, he meets with failure and defeat ; trials aud tcippta tions beset him. ani he needs one to stand by and sympathize He has some hard battles to fin lit will poverty, ene mies and sin. and he needs a woman that, when he puts his arm around her. he feels that lie has something to fight for and that she, being a true woman, '•ill help him to fight; that she will put her' lips to his ear and whisper words of Counsel, and her hand to his heart and impart inspiration. All tlm ugh life, through storms and sun shine. thr mgh conflict and victory, thiongli advetseand ihmugh favoring winds man needs a woman’s love.— His heart yearns for "t. A sister’s or a j m 'tiler’s love will hardly supply the | need Yet many -eck for nothing fur ther than success in housework. Justly i enough, half of these ge. nothing more ’ the other half, surprised beyond rneas. lire, have gotten more than they sougnt. Their wives surprise them by bringing out a noble idt a in mairiage, and dis | closing a treasury of c >urage, sympathy ' and love A Sin Again*! Nature. Gi'all the blundcis that the common l i uuo - and s ojie others make with trees lit* i> si < >i on >u or so hurtful, and to which he is so Bug finding out and of which he mi-ht know so certainly. as the practice of cutting off lower limbs. \ii v i the country nothing is more i •■.mu on that to e muhilated trees ou i!most every firm—big imbs cut oil tuii the bod;, nf th- tree a.id of course ■ r*ititig to the heart. This is a heart sin against nature. The ver" limbs necessary to protect the tree from wind and sun and just where limbs are need ed urnst th y are cut away But the greatest injury is (lie rolling that always i tak s place when a big limb is sawed ufi —to.* big to real over, it must rot and being kept moist by the growing tree is in the right condition to rot, and being or. the body the noting goes to the heart and hurts the whole tree. Tt uncommon, all over the country t see large orchards mutilated in this way. — Perhaps the or>!y reason these trimmers would give is. that the lower limbs were easier got at raise a crop uutler the tree. W':i. keeps L til the longest and be.-t ? Money, — ; Was the sm_ eti;tiled (< A LeCteT n the Caudic,’ suggested, by a postal card in the streets tump bu&. Rates of Advertising. §QT For each square of ten line® or leas for the first insertion, $L and for each snb -••quent insertion, fifty cent a. No.Swpvs | l Mo. j "> Mo*, j 0 Mot I 1 ye:r. Two Vt.bn 17.00 I §IsWKT I c'-O.tt* Four “ 0.00 10.00 J 18.00 | 86. f> 1 column . 15.00 25.00 I 40 r’s \ “ j 15.00 25.00 40.00 ' 06.00 I “ * 25.00 40*00 05.00 |115.(0 She, i- S'uh <. eacli levy $4 (M> Application for Homestead 2 GO Noiice to IKbiors and Creditors 4 0(> baud Sail -, one square 4 0 Each additional square 8 00 KG. JO. Samanllia’s Elopement. '‘Yes,” said the old lady, as she wiped her eyes and proceeded to tell the sympathizing neighbors about the elope j rnent of her daughter. “Yes, Mis, Blobbs, you may well say it ar’ a dread . ful stroke. I ain’t hail such another shock sence that last spell o’ rbeumatiz. I To think that darter of mine wou’d do ■ seech a disgraceful tiling after all the care me an’ her father had ravished on her from her infancy up.” “Did yon not suspicion that they were contemplating such a move ?” “No, we never suspicioned nary con j font plat ion. After I’d mined the con ceited upstart off the premises with a mop, [ didn’t think he’d have the insurance to speak to Human - thy agin An’ she seems to appear so consigned that I never respected her of having any underhanded contentions. Bur all the time- so I have heerd sence they used t> meet clandestinely, when I tin ught Hamanthy was at meet in’ and decoct th ir plans to run off au’ elope. Well, Samauthy has made her bed an' she’ll have to lay on it I wash my hands of the ungrateful girl from this forthwith.” 1 ’Did you make anu effort to intercept* them r “No, you see, we didn’t know it, or else we'd a intercepted ’em within an inch o’ tiler lives.” “I mean did you try to have them stopped when you found they were goner “\es, indeed Fatlo r telescoped to five or six towns, an’ give their ptvseip tioti—cost him lots o’ money, too; but he sad he wouldn’t mind spendin’ the pi'ice cl a cow to get Samanthy back, .but he never heerd nothin’ from them, and I told fathe* to let ’em alone and they’d come homo after awhile with live or six children behind ’em. But I toll you. Mrs. Blobbs, they shan’t set a foot in this ho se except over the dead body of my defunct corpse. You just re-* member that.” Washington .Society. The Tribune gives in the following accurate pen and ink sketch of Wasti mgt'jn society a very nice pictuie of Republican simplicity and purity : A demoralizing haste to be rich, and vuigai, consuming passion for display, have thus come to be the strongest chaV acterisiiicsof \Vasbington life. The coui t favorites are the men who give the most costly bails, live in the most Custly houses, diive the most costly equippa— ges. The boss Plumber, who has built a palace for hitnsdf by driving the dis trict Government to the verge of bank ruptcy , the public officer who spends twice his income and gets rich on ths deficiency ; the mining speculator who disgraces his country in Lombard street: the ’• practical politician ” who lias made a fortune by managing elections; these arc—we do not say exactly the leaders of fashion, but the most promi* neut and most envied of Washington characters. Not a man in the White House circle has distinguished himself by liis intellectual ability, his accom plishments, his wit, learning, his virtue, | by any service to the country, by "any I djiiee of manner, by anything in short except wealth, quickly made and osteu ! tatii.ush spent. The consequences are i obvious and inevitable. “ Get rich, ; rich, ’is the advice whispered to every pushing family which finds itself ! wi bin the influence of the greenback 1 aristocracy. Get rich, and you may 1 dine with the President und dance with all the diplomatic corps. Got ich, and your name shall bo in the newspapers, aod a description of your brand-new house, with its blazing carpets and gild ed furniture, and the list of titled L r estsat your card recep ions be print ed in the ilou.e Journal. And to the politician in Congress perhaps the tempt er comes in still more subtle form, when he hint that it is the rich men at (he President’s ear who get the largest share ef patronage. v he e the Cfiinnma:i <<otv His Jolt*-*. It is said a Chinese gemlleman thinks it h-neath his dignity to manufacture hi® 'wti witticisms He appreciate wit and is fond of tea but. he would as soon grow his wn tea as to make his own jukes. When he goes inte society ho I carries in his pocket a package of prepared witticisms and repartees, which he has purchased at the nearest j k< slo p. V, hen conversation fl.ig-, ; ind he eoncieves an opportunity for-Ty ing Rome thing briliani, be draws a ou i. o uus r uiai k Innu the top of I*ia p-i Chi •ge. and gravely hands it to his migh |b r The latter asgraveiy re-ids it j'tiq betin fr m his bundle of repaiuse* ; the one which is appropriate, returns it •* 'h bw. to the original joker. The two then solemn]} smile in a courteous and undemonstrative ’'ay and resume their conversation feeling that ihev have acquitted themselves, witn conspicuous brilliance —jV. Y. Times. As the vine winch h-s long twined its graceful foliage about the oak. and been lifted by it into the sunshine, will vhen the hardy plant is lifted by the thunder bolt cling round it with caressing ten drils and bind up its shattered bo-ghs; soitjs beautiiully ordered by Provideuee that woman, who is the mere department and o ril auient of man in his happier hours should be his stay and soir ee when smitten with sudden calamnity ; wind ing herself in‘o tfe nigged recesses of his u ture teudeily supporting the drooping head, and binding up the bro ken heart.— Irving.