Calhoun times. (Calhoun, a.) 1876-1876, April 05, 1876, Image 1

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CALHOUN TIMES D. B. FREEMAN, Proprietor* CUMULATES EXTENSIVELY IN Gordon and Adjoining Counties. !i : .V til St., Southwest of Court Houle. ■' $2.00 •Lmtlia...?, |lailvo;ui jSrfcetluU. Western & Atlantic Railroad AND ITS CONNECTIONS. ‘ • KEXX ES l w ROVTE” The following takes effeat may 23d, 1875 northward. * n O . i. LeaVe Atlanta 4.10 Km /Irrive Cartersville..:u..i. ~ 0.14 “ Kingston 6.42 “ “ Dalton 8.24 “ “ (Tiaftanooga..... 10.20 No. 3 Leave Atiatltd 7.0 t A.iti \i i ive Cat tet sviile. 0.22 Kingston 9.50 •* “ Dalton 11. .'4 “ Chattanooga 1.56 jp.iu No. 11. Leave Atlanta 8,80 P.m .rriye t'ai tersville 7.10 “ “ Kingston 8.21 “ “ Dalton., 11.18 “ SOUTHWARD. No 2. ,eave Chattanooga 4.o<* p.m Arrive Dalton 5.41 “ “ Kingston 7,28 “ “ Cavtersville 8.12 ‘A “ Atlanta 10 15;“ No. 4. \ Ohattanooga 5.00 a.m r v> Dalton 7.01 “ Kingston.... 9.07 “ “ Carteisville 9.42 “ “ Atlanta 12 06 p.m No. 12. [ a\ c Dalton 1.00 a.M Ar r Kingston 4.19 “ 4 Carteisville 518 “ * Atlanta 9.20 “ nil tan Palace Oars run on Nos. I and 2 be /ee t New Orleans and Baltimore. t oilman Palace Cars run on Nos. 1 and 4 bel een Atla ta and Nashville. i allm in Palace Cars run on Nos. 2 and 3 bit .eer Louisville and Atlanta. IMjR. No change of cars between New Or lear <, ,\ >bile, Montgomery, Atlanta an<\ Bal more, and only one change to New Yor v. P sseng -vs leaving Atlanta at 410 p. m., arri e in New York the second afternoon (her after at 4.90. E ears;, n tickets to the Virginia springs and various summer resotts will be on sale in N w Orleans, Mobile, Montgomery, Co inin' as, Aloe 'it, Savannah, Augusta and At lant.’. at gieatly reduced rates, first, of J line Pa tir*s dost -irtg a whole car through to ho \ irginia Strings or Baltimore, should aldr ss the un lersigned. Pa ties con tore plating travel should send fir a copy f the Kennesaw Route Gazette, conta ning schedules, etc. If: '> . Ark for Ticket.* < : a “Kennesaw ouL ” . ... . , B. W. AVRENN, G. P. & T. A., Atlanta, Ga. Change of Schedule. IMF. GEORGIA AND MACON AND AUGUSTA RAILROADS. ON vND AFTIir SUNDAY, JUaV2?tit. f74, the Passenger Trains on the Georgia .ml Macon and Augusta Railroads will run as foil ws: GEORGIA RAILRpAD. Day Pitsse .yer Train, Will L ave Augusta at 8:45 a m I. ave Atlanta at 7:00 a m \ m ' in Vit gust a at 3:00 p m A rite in Atlanta at 5:!5 p in A 'rtgi Vasscngrr Train. 1 rave Augusta at 8:15 p m I ea .e Atla uta at 10;:'C> p m rive in Augus a tit 8:15 a m 'l ive itt Allan! at 0:22 an lACON AND AUGUSTA RAILROAD. Macon Passenger Train. r enve A A git?' at 0n... 10:45 a m I i-.ive/Canittl. at 2:15 p m '■rrivo at Macon at A....6:40 it in • i.eave Macon at 6:80 a m Arrive at Camak at 10:15 a m Arrive iif Augusta at 2:00 p m UERZFI 1.4 PASSENGER TRAIN. Leave Augusta at...... 4:15 pm Leave Berz ilia at.. 8:30 a m Arrive n lugusta at 9:->5 a m Arrive in Ber/.elia iit n;o0 p m Passengers from Athens, Washington, At lanta. or my point on the Georgia Rail road and Branches', by taking the Day Pas senger Train. will make close connection at <’:ih‘);Tk with trams for Vl;,con and all points beyond. Pullman s (First-Class) Palace slccpiu Cars on all Nigh’ Passenger Trains on Gentgi. Ranlroadi S. K JOHNSON, Superintendent, <u or iLeiu’ent’s. Office Georgia and Macon and Augusta Railroads, Augusta, Jure 29 > "l. I, , - 1 . •?,- n *** tmjrm.'jmjsasrn***.'**m ?rofcssioal & J J K. MAIN, M. I>. PR/CTICING PHYSICIAN, Tfa ing permanently located in Calhoun, offer his professional services to the pub lic. Will attend all calls when not. profes sion Uy engaged. Office at the Calhoun Hot 1. A J D. TINSLEY, Watch-Maker & Jeweler, CALHOUN, GA. All styles of Clocks, Watches and .Jewelry ticatlv repaired and warranted. r JTTie Great ciiiili dii in. Dps. Graves ami Ritzier. f p..lS i- the abbst. grandest and most I h arnod discussion of the age. Both a ies of the great denominational issues.be t ween the Methodists and Baptists have be&tv B'orougldy /iial* well presented by these ?r ’at masters No such valuable bookt on Utese subjects has ever been presented to 1 '•he American pep|d t . It is g, larg#: octavo vulainc, priuted <nt tine paper, about 900 ....... i’oit and 'n-olrtthi i.'.i 50 Bonnjf in $6c4 ; p...VA..Jt 4 00 Subscriptions Solicit o<l. Wi C. I UTITER, J. IT, TATUjM, Agent for Bartow and Gordon counties. R. S.' taTUM, AsaUatit. mar22-4t CALHOUN TIMES. Two Dollars a Year. VOi,. VI. CHEAPEST ASH REST! HOWARD lIYDRAILIC (KIIiAT! MANUFACTURED NEAR KINGSTON, BARTOW COUNTY, GEORGIA. qual to the best unported Portland Ceineht. S>-nd fur ('irrular. Try this before buyinej elsewhere. Refers by pertnisskm to Mr. A. J. West President of Cherokee Iron Company, Polk county, Georgia, who has built ft splendid dam across Cedar Creek, using this cement, arid pronouncing it the best' he ever Vised. Also refer to Messrs. Smitl , Son & Bro., J. E. Veal, F. I. Stone. J. J. Cohen and Major torn Berry, Rome, Georgia, Major H. Bry an, of Savannah. T. C. Douglas, ftunerin fundent of Masonry, East River Bridgo, New York, Gen. Wm. Mcßae, Superintend nt, W. & A. Railroad, Capt. J. Postell, 0. E. Address G. 11. WARING, Kingston, Ga octl3l y. -fy*>unic Institute I IF YOU would enjoy the HO 1 AIH most delightful luxury ; it fill \\ 18 you would be speedily, ckeap- UililllU ly, pleasantly and perma nently cured of all Inflam matory, Nervou-. Constitu .onal aud 8100 Disorders if you have Rheumatism, Scrofula, Dyspepsia, Bron ’chitis, Catarrh, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Piles, Neuralgia. Paralysis, Disease of the Kidneys, Genitals or Skin, Chill aid Fever, or other Malarial Affections; if you would be purified from all Poisons,whether from Drugs or Disease; if you would 11-1) . have Beaut ID ltii 1 |j 1 1 4*. lSll Long Life go to the Dygien- I. ic Institute,and use Natures Great Remedies,the Turkish Bath, the “ Water-cure Pro cesses,” tie “ Movement cure,” Electricity and other Hygienic agerts. Success is wonderful—curing aP cu rable cases. If not able to go and take bohvd, send full account of your case, and get directions for treatment at home. Terms reasona hie. Location, corner Loyd and Wall streets, opoosite p i mil | Passenger Depot, Atlanta, lltl I • Jxo. Stain hack Wilson, Physician-in-Charge. Awarded the Highest Medal at Vienna- E. & If. T ANTHONY & CO., 591 Broadwtiy, New York. (Opp. Metropolitan Hotel.) Manufacturers, Importers & Deal ers in CHROMOS AND FRAMES. Stereoscopes and Views, Albums, Graphoscopee an t suitable 1 Views, Photographic Materials, We are Headquarters fo-- everything in the way of Stcreoscopficons end Magic Jbanierns . Being manufacturers of the Micro-Scientific Lantern , Ste reo- Pan apt iron , Un iversify Stereoscopt iron , Adrrniiser r Stereoscopticon > eh'topticon , ScJtQjl Lantern , Family Lantern, People's Lantern. Each style being the best of it class in the market. Catalogues.of Lanterns and Slides with directions for using sent on application. Any enterprising man'can make money with a. magic lantern. gsaTUotout this adveitisement for refer erica sep29-flm Brick-Layer & Contractor. THE undersigned most respectfully begs leave to inform the citizens 'of Calhoun aad surrounding coinitvy that, having pro cured the aid of Mr. ITilburn as a number one bricklayer and Barney O'Fallon as a number one rock-mason, is prepared to do all work in f is line in the most sati-lactory manner and on'moderate terms. The pat ronage of the public generally solicited. HENRY M. BILLHIMER. Calhoun, Ga., November 9, 1875. All orders addressed to me as above wil receive prompt attention. novlO-ly r AJ m M. H3X->XjX^ ? ummuimu • r\ '”iV /Qi. v V \> *.'* * v t Vi- Good Saddle and Buggy Horse? and New Vehicles. Worses ana mules for sale. Stoqlj fed and caret] for. ‘ #ill- be reasonable , Will p y the cask Tor cqvu iuiliQ ,§ar and j, dodder iu thehuudlg. fel\3-t*. i FIELD, yJ i; V 1 W ELOW-LH, ; (iAWDLNO Li* i Uk)Tlll>p,lJ FDiiE,&c I VS e oiler our usual, birgs ago c- rupK to as | so tment, embracing the most de'siratTe v j and of, bepf yuality, and uuni price : lihf uviinv aiiilistjsi uvi ilcCdSJik stamp !S eds cf all kinds by ucket, ounce, n nip i and ({uai't. can be sent by mail to any po,t oiiiee iti L’nited rfiat es- - s . ~,, . 4 ,. /C/.WWP h A>S &i0.," . i* d\ urset yiiitti a lid' Seedsmen, j janlD-Btn, * Yo * K * VL CALHOUN, GA., APRIL 5,187 G. THE CIIVIIPIOV SCHOOL TEACHER. His Progressive Ideas and Nov el Solious Regarding History and Grammar. In one of the townships of a neigh • boring county there have been recently some complaiuts about the inefficiency of a teacher in a public school named Weaver, and a short time ago the Board of Supervisors, having collected some facts concerning his method of instruc tion, summoned him before them, and the President examined Weaver in re ference to the matter. lie said : “Mr. Weaver, the board is not satis fied entirely with your way of impart ing instruction to the youthful mind, and we called you before us to-day to ascertain what the general drift of your purpose was on certain occasions that have come Under our notice, when you have been giving the boys what you seem to have considered useful informa tion upou a variety ot topics. For instance, Mr. Weaver, in teaching the history class, we feel compelled to take exception to your views when you assert that Benjtman Franklin was shot at the battle of Agiucourt, and that Neb> uchkdnezzar was King of Italy, and played the fiddle while Quebec was burning. You may possibly have later information u< on those topics than has reached the rest of us. but the commu nity is prejudiced against these views, and they make you unpopular.” “ I don’t recollect saying that,” said Weaver, “ but just as likely as not 1 may have said Agineourt instead of Waterloo and got Nebuchadnezzar mix ed up with William the Conqueror I was sick that day and my mind didn’t work right somehow.” “Ad beside Mr. Weaver, we feel as if we ougnt to direct your attention to the fact that you were wrong when you instructed the class in grammar that Martin Van liuren is an adverb and that the .vord hungry’ is a personal pro noun. These mistakes are serious enuogh, buCwhen you flogged a scholar because he insisted that ‘ bucolic ’ was not an intransitive preposidou and that it did not represent a species of stom ach ache, it seems to tne board that you went a little too far ” “ It Wasn’t for that I whipped him,” said Mr. Weaver, “ it was because he put a pin iu my chair. 1 was only in fun about those things I knew well enough Martin Van Huron was an ad je. live.” “ Well, sir, that may or may not be a satisfactory explanation. But the board would be glad to know your authority tor the statement that Garibaldi was a Saracen who fought against the Crusa ders, and that he received his name from the fact that he was bald-headed ? You see the parents of the children complain about this thing They don’t like it. They say it poisons the minds of the little ones, and it makes parents mad ” “Tara sorry,” replied Weaver, “ but I hold those views c nscienttuusly, and I’m going to stick to them ” “ But such a theory will hardly avail to explain why you asserted to the class iu arithmetic that vulgar fractions were so cahed because only blackguards use them and why you made Mr. Coyle’s buy go down tout for saying that there was 'wo halves to an uppie. The couw utunily is indignant at these things, sir, and when they learn that you taught those lit le innocents to spell ‘ dog d-a-w-g, I am seriously afraid that pub lic seutiment wiT be strong in favor ol having resource to violent measure-'. — Now you certainly know that there is no respectable au hority for spelling the name of that useful animal and a-w-g; I I is preposterous. It shows a, want ol a proper sense of the fitness of things, now don’t it?” “ Well maybe it does. But I’ll te’l vou. Every body spells dog the other way, and a-u g, and it struck me that it’d bo a good idea for my scholars to start out on a fresh, oiigiual basis; to get up son ething new and startling and refreshing in the dog line, aud so I threw d-a'W-g out as a kind of iideaa — a mere suggesti n. you understand, with uut intending to insist on it. But 1 dot) t mind cofliing: down on that I’ll give it to them the old way if you insist on it." a Very well. But v.hi'e tve nrego ing over"the mat er permit me to urge that you could have had no respectable authority for telling the school that Omaha is the capital of Mexico, and that the Revolutionary war begn ina 1812 ; aud still less is there any wur rant for your assertion to the pupils in history that the middle,name of Gener al Washington was McGrath —George McGrath Washington. This sort of education of the i”fant mind attracts attention and excites remark. It brings ridicule upon the sacred name ot - the Fat he! ot his Country, aud leads the children afitfay respecting he geograph ical location of Omaha. It is wrong, sir—all Fqurd cun t put up with ic ” “ Well, the way I came to do that, 1 s’pose,” said Weaver, “ was that I used to kn n W.u muo.ed George \> ush fngton SieOrith/a’nd t ujusr have con f-ised hup with-.the oth'.o And as for Omaha, I’ll Ut you it is in .-B-xtc9, or iuur, Sor Biberm, or Some ot them places ; now is-n t it t •’.The board, Mr. Weaver, do nut think it worth white- we are here, I may is well menttor taat in that pueui • hich you wrote as an example tor the class tu English composition, we find rathcT too. much levity for such a smious mat! ter as the education ot children. .L i4 uot solely th*t you make * MuzeppM * t> ‘;*b|7.me with, ‘pepper, ©of J' ou cau3 £- "Truth Conquers All Things.” • fro ic tu thyme with 'colic, and' ‘Vuw el. with • bowels,’ but when you bring in ‘ heifer ’ as a rhyme with • zephyr th >. buatd feeis that you have probably “one a little too far, aud that your use fulness as a guide and instructor ot vuuth is. perhaps, ended. We think Mr Weaver, that we had better ask y<uj r o resign. And if you will permit me I wuuld offer you. in a friendly spit it t ie suggestion that if you can procun ■ ruianent “tnpluyment in a whitewash,- o establisht <eiil or as an operator up" n a saWshorse. perhaps your tntellectu u "ilts may find a higher and uton • o'dii! appreciation.” They are looking fur anew peda ■cue now who is. sounder on the cm nly received theories abuut things P ilude-fkin Bulletin. Popular Superstitious. The following superstitions handed down l/V tradition L un the past, are fervently believed in, in many parts of the country, aud by pe pie who rank among the most intelligent: Whoever reads epitaphs loses his memory. Yarn spun by a girl under the age of seven years p ssosnoj extraordinary va lues. Lm--.n made of it furnishes th< best bandaees for gouty patients, and when wrought into garments forms complete eu n of mail, not only against buliet and da ger, but even against the more formidable operations of witch craft. The very yarn itself cau be wound iriio unerring musket balls. When a mou-e gnaws a gown, some misfortune may he appi -hended. When a stranger enters a room he should be obliged to seat himself if only for a moment, as he otherwise takes away the children’s sleep with him. The crowing of a hen indicates some approaching disaster. Whoever sneezzes at an early Lour either he irs some news or ieceivcs some present the saute day. Women who sow flax seed should, luring the process, tell some confound d liu- > therwise tire yarn will never bleach white. Beggar's bread should be given to lnldreu who are slow in learning to peak When women are staffing beds, the n should not remain in the house, otherwise the feathers will come through the ticks. To rock the erad'e when empty is in jurious to the child. If a child less than twelve months old be brought into a cellar, he becomes fearful The first tooth cast by the child should bo swallowed by the mother to insure anew growth of teeth A child grows up proud if suffered to look into a mirror white le.-s than twelve months old. To eat while a bell is tolling for a nerd causis the toothache. I’he following are omens of A dog’s scratching on the floor, or howl ing in a pnrticulrr manner, and owls hooting in the neighborhood of the house Buttoning the coat awry, or drawing on a stocking i side out, causes matters to go wrong during the day. White specks on the nails are lucky. Te who has teeth wide :S mder must seek his fortune in a distal fc ana. lie who proposes moving into anew house must send in beforehand bread and anew broom. Domestic h irrir ny must be preserv ed when washing day comes, in order to insure fine weather, which is indispen sable, as that ceremony is generally per* formed out of doors. When children play soldiers on the roadside, it forebodes the approach of war. Whoever finds a Tour Laved trefoil •—shamrock — should wear it fur good luck. B bending the head to the ho low of the arm, the initial letter of the name of one’s future spouse is represented. Her Love Had Waned. They came out of a Michigan ave nue grocery, he carrying a big jug and as they reached the walk he said ‘ Now Dolly you carry the j g and give me that quarter of a pound ol tea. “ I’d like to see myself!” she replL ed. “ Dolly, do you want to see yo r husband lugging an old brown jug through the crowded streets of the me tropolis—do you want others to see him r ‘ Gome along with that jug !’’ she im patiently exclaimed. •‘Dolly, there is a gallon of moles-es here, and we know it, but every bo dy else will think it’s whisky if 1 carry it.” ‘•Let’em think.” “Dolly, if you love me you will carry the jug.” “L won’t carry it !’’ ‘‘Then I won’t ? I’ve got twice as uiuoh character to sustain as you have. "Sustain it. then,” she repli and as she started tor thew gon around the cor< t nor. /■ He called to her.but she did n t | swer. Living tbe big jug a terrific!] swing into the air he let go b’ ho’d and ! catue down with an awful c*a'h “Lasses is not the principle ! * be ex | pliued to the little crowd and then fol lowed on after Holly.— Detroit Freei | Vresi. j dXS healtitpC Alex. 11. Stephens, * gut ~*^. ry d ‘ ' f- ,*iin)J 19 •* -r \ stn - *. rVWt *■ Au Lssaj ou itiules. The mule is the most unhealthy ani mal in the world—unhealthy to have around. The very atmosphere about a mule is dangerous to inhabit. We have money to bet that wh n nature made the first mule someone Ltot hurt. A mule is always “ at home,” as you will find by calling upon one of the “critters.” He is continually possessed of a yearning to stretch himself—especially in his hind legs. We have known this yearning to make t-ouble in several families. Any wound which a mule happens to give you may ve;y properly be called an a-bray-sure. Be careful that you are never “YYOund up” in his way. A mule is a great prophet. He can prophe-y a man’s sudden ill n iss or death twenty fret off. 1 his makes him very profitable to doctors and undertake!s }]a is also p 'ssessed of great heeling power. The saying that a bright jewel lies deeply buried in the end of a mule’s tail is a delusion and a snare. I know from experience. Mule meat may be a good diet for a Frenchman but not for beef raising Yankees. The less mule meet a man has the better The only way that we could be per suaded to eat a mule would be to b eat him. Likewise, the only way we could be got to ride a mule would be to decide him. And the darky was right when he said that the only way to “lub” a mule was to “c lub” him. No man ever seas a mule kick him. The man is usually seized will) ob scured visions just at that juncture. We have seen a man get up alter a mule had kicscd him (very rarely though) ana swear with both hands up lifted that he didn’t believe the animal h‘<d stirred apeg —he looked so immo vable and unconceuied. A mule is a very “quick” animal. G"eat quantities of this substance lies hidden away beneath his toe calks. Caution —Take our word for this, and don’t go hunting around in that vicinity. You can’t weigh a mule with any sort of accuracy. An ounce of mule weighs more than a pound of any other live stock. And no matter what his condition may be a mule is bound to kick the I cam. The only beam which a mule cannot kick is a sunbeam But he can knock the beam out of a man’s eye with greater accuracy than any ott er influence In this respect he is a regular mot or power. Asa great explorer the mule is equal to Stanley. When he goes exploring for a man he always finds him. The safest nlace to stand by a mule does not exist. He is the dynamite fiend of the four legged kingdom. We have often wished that some “bunko” man would try to “rope in” a mule. He would never be worth a row’pins agin. The mule B a very headstrong beast. He is likewise exceedingly beel strong. The mule—but blame a mule, any way. Tie India correspondent of the Lon don Echo tells the following ratlmi far* fUclied story, which appeared oriental ly in the Delhi Gazette: Tt seems that'on' the day th city <£ Delhi was illuminated, the I rince, his suite, the Lieutenant Governor of the Punjaub. and a large party went on a picnic to some place of interest a few miles from the city. It was arranged that on their return, which would be-after dark, the party should pass through, the streets of Delhi, which were to illu uiited in hop of of LI is Royal Highness visit But on their arrival at the gates of the town it was found that tlie first str.et they had to pass through was not illuminated, and then, whether for this or some other reason, the whole party turned aside and went to their several destinations, the Pricnce and suit going direct to the royal ca p. So ‘ar I can vouch for the story being true, and rec ollect perfectly weU that many of the Delhi people grumbled at the iliumiua* tions. which had cost the people much care and a good deal of money, "ot be-, it g seen by the Prince It now turns out that it was, in all probabilities, most providential that the Prince did turn back, for in that street that was not if lluuiinated —a locality inh hi ed. as I am told, by some of the worst ear alters and most fanatical mnslems in De hi—a revolver, loaded in all its barrels, was found by the police, having beec evi dently hidden >r put out of the way. — Now a revolver in the jjlast is as un- DidMntlfQ Ttls'.comfjCotUin thp Far \V <t Tt*The.street r w4ero if w *s found ttfe conctUftton' arrived at ' when taken to-with the fact that the police nave sept the affair as quiet as possible, is that harm vfas iu leudud the Prince of Wales.” THE mostMKwuiuiti'fyus question awo ,U ever C 'Ue.d. imqu to...decide is, whuthgr tl>V of the uian she loves windfag her df'W.’oU wlDther she is tjdfdpuieh't to his earthly redeemer- In Advance, Age of the Sexes*. Dr. Lambert, president of the popu* lar life insurance company of .New i ork, gave an interesting lecture in the Day State course, at music hall. Doston, on woman and her nature, du ties, needs and entitlements. Dr. Lambert, in a good natured man ner, spoke of his peculiar trout meat of the subject, and said it was a new,lec ture, and gavo a little sketch of his own history. Coming directly to the lecture itself, he discussed the question of the comparative iength oi life of American men and women, and between people of this country and those of Europe. He showed statistics to prove that contrary to the popular the people of New Yosk were longer lived than those of the-old world. The Lnglish girls, so often spoked of for blooming cheeks and robust forms, owed these qualities to their out door lile, the damp coldness of their native island, and tlwir loudness lor the na tional beverage, beer. The faet was, the women in this country were longer lived than the English women. There probably was no place in Europe where so many old people could be found in proportion to the population as in New Hampshire, and three out of every fout of the people who had reached the age of ninety years in New Eampshiro were women. i he constitution of woman was sub stantially the same as the constitution ot man, and the duration o their earth ly -existence, as a general rule, on the American continent was the same.— Eliding into the peculiar marks and formations of the body as indicate''ns of long or short life, the lecturer said that il a lady wore a heavy ear-ring, and the car was pulled down in consequence, presenting a distorted appearance, this indicated a short life to the owner of the weak member. On the contrary, should the ear retain its natural posi tion over a heavy ring, the strength of the gristle pointed to a long life to (he owner. And so with fingers. If a hand had veiy short fingers, that had an indica iion of longevity, whereas long fingers were indicative ef a short span of life. It was not found that the proportione ate number of men and women dying at the different ages varied material]}'. Af er reaching the age of twenty a girl was as liable to live to a good ripe old age a3 a man at the same period. As a rule,female, beauty ar and longevity were not companions ; those azure eyes and very fair faces that carry off short lived young men are not long-lived. Another wonderful fact was the change going on in the body. The air of the hail was at that time lull of par. tides of the b ans and organizations of those present. Eyery dav, every hour, aye, everv moment, wm-kcd a change in every living form. The speaker said he would like to see women withdraw ir ui the post offices, counting rooms and other positions of labor where they wer half paid, and young men put i;i and paid double the amount of wou.cn. Then the'men could support the woo men. Every may had a woman beside him, and should work for her instead cf hay ing her earn her living outside of the ho use hoi 1 The young men, he thought, oueht not to be crowded out of the places and sent West. den of long life usually had some great and strong principle in their character, some 8 am ina which symbolized a vigorous and enduring vitality. Slow The President Shall be Elected. Washington, Mavct 22. —The re solution introduced by Senator Edmunds to-day proposes to substitute for article 13 of the Constitution a now article, of which the main features are the follow ing : The electors are to b illot in their respective Sutes for President atjd Vico President at present but lists of vote must be sent to the presiding Juslice ot the United State's Supreme Court at a lime and place to be fixed by law, is (o pub icly open all the certificates and count the votes, and the person having ilife largest number of votes for Presi dent consider! and by the count to have been lawfully given and certified, shall be Presdeut, ifsucli number of votes be a majority of the whole number of elec tors lawfully appointed. If no person has such majority the State of the vo ters shall be immediately certified to the House.of Hepresentatives which from the persons having the highest number not exceeding three oo the list of those votes for President, shall choose the President immediately by a viva voce vote, the representation from each Stale to have one vote if a majority of its del egation agree o i one Candidate, but oth erwise the vote of such State is not to be counted. A quorum is to con ist of a member or members from two thirds of the States, and a majority of the States shall be necessary for a choice. The voting must be continued till a President, is elect' and. In case the IJ 'use fails to elect before ihe fourth of Mureti next following, then the Vice President shall act as President, as in case of death or constitutional disability of t he President The peis-un having the greatest number of electoral votes or \ ice President to .bi *•*limed aiivi e uouiisd as above pro* vried siwtW oo V ice .I'ret'viou't if euc-L uumber beti. mitjority of the whole muni' her ot ePciois. a. t. oo person is ihu elect-ed the Semite is to choose a Vice President by a majority of its whole Uieu h' iship; I’iuuby, it is provided that no Justice, iif the Supreme Court shall be eligible lon elect tou ss president or |.VimPr e* id ef t < ! 1 ’ex piv at ion pi j i two j.ears alter he shad bijve- ceased to 'hold office. Kates of .advertising. (tegy* For each square of ten lines orlep* for the first insertion, sl, Afid fot each sub sequent insertion, fifty cents. So.Sq’rs I Hr Mot | 1 year. fwo i iST.UO i if 12.00 Ofr four “ 0.00 1 10.(0 j 18.00 Ho.oo i column .! l 0.00 I 36.00 40.00 i “ I 10.00 | 25.00 ! 40.00 06.00 ; “ j 553/.#} j 40-00 | 65.00 1116.00 She riff's Nales, each levy M Application for Home ‘cad ••••• 2 OO Notice to Debtors and Creditors. 4 ot> Land Sales, one square Each additional square and w NO. 32- A Few Ccutfßtalnl RttcYJtilXenl aT:< 100 years ego—King Philip Tndepen *"s!# tears ago —Kinß Philip (<l' Indian) defeated and slain ; aaoea co. pus in England. ... 300 years ago-Massacro o. • thohmiow j Spaniah Armada pre-paring 400 yeara ago—Printing iUTcatau, Isa bella the coming queen. * fOO years ago-The days of Turner lano. the Turkish, and C'.ioer the bn, GOO tears po—Baliol and a™ ce > liiehnvd Paeon, Thornes A.;ains; House of fltfbsburge founded. - _ t • TOtfvcnvs ago—Eichaiu V ocur etc on and Paladin, Sultan of Egypt, Picas uritiir swords in Palestine. 800 yea*'s ago —W illiam the Conquer- 000 years ago—llge Eaper, tho Frenchman. n . 1.000 tears .go- Alfred the Great. 1.100 years ago—Charlemagne au Llarouu al llasfihid. . 1 ‘>oo years ago—Mahometanism urskinV lively work in Oor.stautmoplo and other places. , 1,300 years ago-Old Chosrocs, the Persian, lives by murder, nnd tue Pope is made a secular judge among *i s. 1,400 years ago—The ij Dritain Clovis establishes -ho i rencu monarchy and the N conquer * 1,500 yea.s ago—The Homan E^P 110 having legislated manyljears m >£™ r 0 capiiai against labor, begins to -Ml to • tooo years ugo-Tbe world has noth ing better to do than to brouen run re nounce beresies and get up religious perescutions. . „ 1700 yeans ago —Marcus Aurehus, Tacstus and Plutarch. , 1800 years ago—Jerusalem destroy* cd and Herculaneum and Pompeii bun> 1,876 years ago— All the world at peace and Christ born. G.OOO yeats ago-Adam rose to the (1 lenity of a large real estate owner, bu by poor management was uriven into involuntary bankruptcy, i.o-.i Chicago Journal of Commerce.. If 0 vr Grant Out o' the ?.Ir. Grant (colored) —Mornia’, Judge. I come oil a circutustacfiio I v* r t y ou io delucidate. Judge—Vfell, out with it. Grant— Well’, de whole ciremnstancio ob ue bistiiss am disc Jou see, Judge, in slabcry time I had tree wife ou tree plantation.• Dey got long berry well togedder, when dey was apart, amt I was well, satisfaction, but since rebel times dese devised statutes ” fetch up all dese dern nonsense laws ’bout man and wife, and I find I aint got no wife ’tall. Isc no ’jectiuu s to dat, butj) jis here-’s whar de shoo pinch ) jis J ie j e wants your legal precision. De fac’ is, Jud-m, I wants to line de church. De bossleuder say l fcan’t come it unless I git legally marrid. Now, kin I, cordin to law, mai l id aii'three, or mus I uiari id but ouc ? El you say but one, and I ’tempt it. my spectable judge, you bet ter l/lcvc dar will be de berry debbil ris on dat casion in dat church. Judge—Mr. Grant, under the circum stances, I seriously advise you to rub out all uld scores and begin afresh. Marry anew wife. Grant —But’s my ban’ I goes in fer you. Judge, all de time. I tell you white folks is smart. W har dey can t crawfish out, cullud folks no use tryr. CTiarlcJfvn Hence and Courier. The Skeleton of an Ancient Giant. —Two miles north of Bloom* irjgsburg, in Payette county, bones were found about three feet below the surface, in a sitting position. Unfortunately the skull and some of the principal bones were broken in removal. The thigh bones are about six inches longer tliau those of the present generation. — The skull is very large, sloping back above the eyes to the top of the head. Avery marked characteristic is the thickness of the skull, it being at least twice the thickness of modern skulk.— The Uiafcsive under jaw, with every tooth perfect, is a curiosity. The heigth of the “ party ” must have been 8i or nine feet.— (Jncinnati Gazette. Washington March, 20.—The ac tion of the House Committee on For eign Aflairs-dn resolving to report ad* versely all applications of Government officers to be allowed to accept presents from foreign Governments has attracted the attention cf the diplomatic corps in Washington and tfe different Govern ments have beeu informed that such will be the uniform actiun of this committee during the Forty-fourth Congress. A number of prominent Ilepubl can Sena tors have also expressed approbation ot tht stand taken by the House, and bably no more bills of this ehartcttr will be. reported favorably by the foreign relations committee. A 1 out Madison man wont into his cow sf b!e the other day, a *d. by mistake, mixed tip a nice ma-b in ft box if saw dust instead of hrmi The <. ow merely supposing the hard times had come and they were all going fco uiize, meekly ate her supper, md that man never discovered his mistake- un til the next ■ mnvping, v. hen he milked the cow. and she let down half.n gallon i. Airpeni me a qua*t ot and | a bundle oi kites. — J3ur buy (oft ffawi tttfe. fi mi i * ...