Calhoun times. (Calhoun, a.) 1876-1876, June 28, 1876, Image 1

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CALHOUN TIMES p. B. FREEMAN, Proprietor. CIRCULATES EXTENSIVELY IN Gordon and Adjoining Counties. Office: Wall St., Southwest of Court House. RATES OF SUBSCRIPTION. One Year 52.00 Six Months 1.00 gaißoafl cStludule. Western & Atlantic Railroad AND ITS CONNECTIONS. • • gJSNinSSA W BO VTM.” The following takes effect may 23d, 1875 NORTHWARD. No. I. Leave Atlanta 4.10 p.m Arrive Cartersville....* 6.14 * Kingston........ 6.42 “ Da1t0n.......:* 8.24 “ •< Chattanooga....... ....10.26 ¥ No. 3. Leave At1anta...........;.... 7.00 a.m Arrive 9.22 ~ “ Kingston 9.66 u DalUm,, :...*...11.54 “ Chattanooga ..-.q. ;1.56 p.m No. 11. Leave Atlanta 1 i 3,30 b#m Arrive Cartcrsville 1|?.19 “ " Kingston u Dalton 11.18 “ SOUTHWARD. No. 2. 7,eave Chattanooga 4.00 p.m Arrive Dalton... 5.41 “ 11 Kingston 7,28 “ Cartersville 8.12 “ •* Atlanta 10.16 “ No. 4. 1 enve Chattanooga 6.00 a.m Anive Dalton 7.01 '* “ Kingston 9.0 V ‘ " Cartersville 9.42 “ “ Atlanta 12 06 *.m No. 12. Lcß\e Dalton 1.00 a.m Ari e Kingston 4.19 *• “ Cartersville 5.18 “ “ Atlanta 9.20 “ "ull’nan Palace Oars run o;i Nos. 1 and 2 between New Orleans and Baltimore. I ullman Palace Cars run on Nos. 1 and 4 between Atlanta and Nashvilie. 1 ullman Palace Cars run on Nos. 2 and 3 xtwecr Louisville and Atlanta. No change of cars between New Or leans, M )bile, Montgomery, Atlanta and Baltimore, and only one change to New York. Pisscngjrs leaving Atlanta at 4.10 i\ m., arrive in New York the second afternoon ther after at 4.00. Excursion tioket.B to the Virginia springs and various summer resorts will be on sale in New Orleans, Mobile, Montgomery, Co lumbus, Macon, Savannah, Augusta and At lanta, at gieatly reduced rates, first of June. Parties desiring a whole car through to he \ irgima Springs or Baltimore, should address the unlersigned. IV ties contemplating travel should send for a copy of the Kennesaw Route Gazette, conta ning schedules, etc. Ask for Ticket* via “Kennesaw 1 outc.” B. W. WRENN, G. P. & T. A., Atlanta, Ga. J I>. TINL.TEY, Watch-Maker & Jeweler, CALHOUN ; aA. All styles of Clocks, Watches and Jewelry ncatl*' repaired and warranted. IT K. MAIN M,L>. PRACTICING PHYSICIAN, Raving permanently located in Calhoun offers his professional services to the pub lic. Will attend calls when not profession ally engaged. Office over B. M. * C. C. Harlan’s, pv7 BARBER SHOP HAIRCUTTING, SHAVING, SHAMPOOING, Hair-dyeing, and all work in my line done in a manner sure to give satisfaction at my shop in rear of 11. M. Jackson’s store. MACK LAW. j. s. McCreary JACKSONVILLE, ILL., Breeder and shipper of the celebrated POLAND CHINA HOGS. OF THE BEST QUALITY. tgk, Send for price list and circular. cbl6 6m. Fisk’s Patent Metalic Ig^^, Having purchased the stock of Boaz & Barrett, which will constantly bo added to a full range of sizes can always be found at he old stand of Reeves & Malone. Brick-Layer & Contractor. fpilE undersigned most respectfully begs L leave to inform the citizens of Calhoun tad surrounding country that, having pro cured the aid of Mr. llilburn as a number one bricklayer and Barney O’Fallon as a number one rock-mason, is prepared to do all work in b is line in the most satisfactory manner and on moderate terms. The pat ronage of the public generally solicited. HENRY M. BILLHIMER. Calhoun, Ga., November 9, 1875. All orders addressed to me as above will ceive pronpt attention. novlJUky_ To the Pubic. XI AVING purchased the establishment pi e ilviously owned and conducted by D. T. tisj-y, I am prepared so do all kinds of work in the HOOT AND SHOE LINE •ft the best style and at prices astonishingly low, on short notice. Repairing also done with neatness and dispatch. I respectfully solicit the patronage of iny friends and the public generally. Terms invariably cash. Respectfully, W. C. DUFFEY. Sucser to P. T. Epy, £ A Visiting Cards, with your name finely If 11 printed, sent for 25e. We have 200 styles. Agents Wautel."9 samples sent for stamp - .n. 11. FULLER $ Cos., Brockton, J/ass AK di£AAP or day at home - Samples \ri to\/ll worth $1 free. Stiuson & iU <P&V C o., Portland, Maine. CALHOUN TIMES. Two Dollars a Year, VOL. VI. CHEAPEST AND DEST! HOWARD HYDRAULIC CEMENT I MANUFACTURED NEAR KINGSTON, BARTOW COUNTY, GEORGIA: Equal to the best imported Portland Cement. Send for Circular. Try this before • r , t * buy iny elsewhere. Refers by permission to Mr. A. J. West President of Cherokee Iron Company, Polk county, Georgia, who has built a splendid dam across Cedar Creek, using this cement, and pronouncing it the best he ever used. Also refer to Messrs. Smith , Son & Bro., J. E. Veal, F. I. Stone. J. J. Cohen and Major Tom Berry, Rome, Georgia, Major H. Bry an, of Savannah, T. C. Douglas, Superin tendent of Masonry, East River Bridge, New York, Gen. Wm. Mcßae, Superintend ent W. & A. Railroad, Capt. J. Postell, C. E. Address G. H. WARING, Kingston, Ga oct!3l y. Hygienic Institute : IF YOU would enjoy the fill I AIFI m ° St luxury; if Elll rl 111 y° u would be speedily, chcap- UllililU jly, pleasantly and perma nently cured of all Inflam matory, Nervous, Constitu tional and Blood Disorders if you have Rheumatism, Scrofula, Dyspepsia, Bron chitis, Catarrh, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Piles, Neuralgia, Paralysis, Disease of the Kidneys, Genitals or Skin, Chill and Fever, or other Malarial Affections; if you would be purified from all Poisons,whether from Drugs or Disease; if you would miTDI/. | have Beauty, Health and j|| |\lSll Long Life, go to the Hygien ic Institute,and use Nature’s Great Remedies,the Turkish Bath, the “ Water-cure Pro cesses,” the “ Movement cure,” Electricity and other Hygienic agents. Success is wonderful—curing all cu rable cases. If not able to go and take boai’d, send full account of your case, and get directions for treatment at home. Terms reasona ble. Location, corner Loyd and Wall streets, opposite n I rrjj | Passenger Depot, Atlanta, Mill 111 • j NO> Stainback Wilson’, Physician-in-Charge. Awarded the Highest Medal at Vienna. E. & n. TANARUS, ANTHONY & CO.. 591 Broadway, New York. (Opp. Metropolitan Hotel.) Manufacturers, Importers & Deal ers in CHROMOS AND FRAMES, Stereoscopes and Views, Albums, Graphoscopes an l suitable views, Photographic Materials, We are Headquarters for everything in the way of Stereo scopticons and Magic Lanterns . Being manufacturers of the Micro-Scientific Lantern , Stereo- Pa nopticon , University-Stereoscopticon , Advertiser's Stereoscopticon , Artopticon , School Lantern , Family Lantern , People's Lantern. Each style being the best of its class in the market. Catalogues of Lanterns and Slides with directions for using sent on application. Any enterprising man can make money with a magic lantern. this advertisement for refer a\ M. ex-x-xs” LIVERY & BALESTABLE. Good 'addle and Buggy Horses and New Vehicles. Horses and mules for sale. Stock fed and cared for. Charges will be reasonable. Will pay the cash for corn in the ear and fodder in the bundle. feb3-tL_ Manhood: How Lost How Restored. mfßjWkm J’ lß * published, anew edition MEUUI& of Dr. Culverwell’s Celebra iJiJEd Jr ted Essay on the radical cure (without medicine) of S term atom b h<f a or Seminal Weakness, Involuntary -Seminal Losses, 1 mpotencv, Mental and Physical In capacity, impediments to marriage, etc-, also, Consumption, Epilepsy and Ins, in duced by self-indulgance or sesual extrava gance, &c. . gwffl-Price. in a sealed envelope, only six cents. The celebrated author, in this admirable essay, clearly demonstrated, from a thirty years’ successful practice, that the alarming dangerous use of internal medicine or the application of the knife; pointing out a mode of cure at ouce simple, certain and effectual, by means of which every sufferer, no matter what bis condition n>ay be, may cure himcelf cheaply, privately, and radi- lecture should be in the hands of every youth and evey man in the land. Sent under seal, in a plain envelope, to any address, j out,-paid, on receipt of six cents or two postage stamps. Addicss the publishers, F. BRUGMAN & SON St., New York; Post Oflic, CALHOUN, GA., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 28, 1876. AN ENGINEER’S STORY. I have traveled this road every day of my life—or since it was laid—in charge of the San Francisco, the pret* tieat and best engine on the line. It was a southwestern road, running, as we will say, from Ato Z. I had the sweetest little wife, and a baby the very image of its pa. I had always a dollar or two to put by for a rainy day, and the toys spoke of me as an odd kind of man. To be shut up with an engine, watchtng with all vour eyes and heart and soul doesn’t make a conscientious man talk ative, and I never squandered my time spinning yams and listen ingjtojP? rr.H road joke in the round-house. My wife's name was Josephine, and I called her “Joe.” I never had belonged to any of the railway clubs or organizations, and nev er should if it hadn’t been for Granby. Granby was a nephew of our division superintendent, and its a failing with we men that we like to bo noticed by the fellows at headquarters, if only to touch the hem of their garments. Granby was a showy fellow and often rode with me from Ato Z. He had a good opinion of me, and as far as I know were good friends. Once he said to mo: “You ought to belong to the Railway Scientific Clnb, Gueldon.” “Never heard of it,” said I. “We meet once a fortnight,” he said, “and have a jolly good time. We want practical thinking men of your sort, and I’ll propose you if you like.” I was fond of such things, and I had ideas I fancied might be worth some thing. But the engineer does not have many nights or days to himself, and the Club would take cnc evening a fortnight from Joe. I said: “I will ask her. Aud if she likes it, yes.” “Ask whom ?” he said. “Joe,” said 1. “If every man had asked his wife, every man’s wife would have said, ‘Can’t spare you, my dear,” said Granby. But I made no answer. At home I told Joe. She said : “I shall miss you, Ned. But you do love such things, and if Granby belongs to it they must be superior men.” So I said ves, and Granby proposed me. Thursday fortnight 1 went with him to the roems. The real business of the evening was the supper. I hud always been a temperate man. I did not know what effect wine would have on me. But coming to drink more of it than I had ever done before at the club table, I found it put on steam. After so many glasses 1 wanted to talk. After so many more I did. I seemed like somebody else, the words were so ready. My ideas come out, and they were listened to. 1 made sharp hits and indulged in repartee, told stories and even came to puds. I heard somebody say : “ Granby, by George, that man’s worth having. I thought him dull at first.” Yet I knew it was better to be quiet Ned Gueldon than the wine made wit I was. I wassuie of it when three month later I stumbled up stairs to find Joe waiting for me with her baby on her breast. “You’ve been deceiving me,” said Joo. “I suspected it. but wasn’t sure. A scientific club couldn’t smell like a barroom.” “Which means that I do,” said I. “And look like one,” said Joe, as she locked herself and baby in the spare bedroom. . • 4 One night I was dressed in my Sun day suit ready to go to the club, when Joe stood before me. “Ned,” said she, “I never had a fault with you before. You’ve been kind, good and loving always; but I should be sorry we ever met if you go on in this way. ask what I mean— you know.” “It’s only club nifiht,” said I. “It will grow,” said she* Then she put her arms around my neck. “Ned,” said she, “do you think a thing so like a bolted and strapped down demon as steam is, is fit to put in to the hands of a drunken man ? And some day, mark my words, not only Thursday night, all days of the week, will be the same. I have often heard you woDder what the feellings of an eu gineer, who has about the same as mur dered a train full of people must be, and and you’ll know if you don’t stop where you are. A steady hand and a clear have been your blessings all these years; don’t thro./ them away. Ned, if you don’t care for my love, don’t rum your self.” My little Joe ! she spose from her heart, and I bent over and kissed her “Don’t be afraid, child; I’ll never pain you again.” And I meant it; but at twelve o’clock that night 1 felt I had forgotten rny promiso and my resolution. I could’nt go home to Joe. I made up my mind to sleep on the club sofa and leave the place for good the next, day. Already I felt my brain reel as it had never done before. In an hour I was in a kind of stupor. It was morn ing. A waiter stood ready to brush my coat. I looked at my watch ; I had on ly five minutes to reach the spot. Joe’s word come to my nnnd. Was I fit to take charge of an engine ? I was not fit to answer. I ought to asks some sober man. As it was, I only caught my hat and rushed away. just in time. The “San Francisco” listened in the sun. The cars filled rapidly. I could hear the talking—bidding each other good-bye and promising to come Truth Conquers All Things.” again. Among them was an old gen tleman I knew by sight—one of the shareholders; he was bidding two timid girls adieu. “Good-bye, Kittie; good- bye, Lue,” I heard him say. “Don’t be nervous. The San Francisco is the safesc engine on the line and Gueldon the most care ful engineer I would not be afraid to trust every mortal to their keeping. Nothing could happen wrong with the two together. I said, “We’ll get through it some* how, and Joe will never talk to me again.” After all it was easy enough. I heird the signal. We are off. again. I saw a £k*w u<7. r^ux.— ed what it was until we had passed the train at the wrong place. Two minutes and we should have had a collision. Somebody told me and I laughed. I heard the shareholder say, respectfully: “Of course, Mr. Gueldon, you knotv what you are about ?” Then I was alone, wondering wheth er I should go faster and slower. I did something and tho train rushed on at a fearful rate. The man who had sjoken to me before was standing near me. I heard the question : “How many miles an hour aro we making?” I didn’t know. Rattle, rattle, rattle ! I was trying to slacken the speed'of the San Francisco. I could not think what I should do— was it this or that ?—faster or slower ? I was plaviug with the engine like a child. ’ * Suddenly there was a horrible roar — crash ! I was thrown somewhere. I was in the water. By a miracle I was sobered and not hurt. I gain the shore aud gazed upon my work. The engine was in fragments, the the cars in splinters; dead and dying and wounded were strewn around There were groans and shrieks of des pair. The maimed cried out in pain ; the uninjured bewailed their dead, and a voice, unheard by any other, was in my ear, whispering, “Murder !” The news had gone to A, and the people come thronging down to find their lost ones. Searching for an old man’s daughter, I came to a place in the trees, and found five bodies lying there all in their riggid horror —an old woman, a young one, a baby and two small children. Was it fancy—was it pure fancy born of my anguish ? They looked like—o, heaven—they were niy wife and my elridren, a 1 ! cold and dead ! llow had they come on the train ? What chance had brought this about? No one could answer. I groan ed, I screamed, I clasped my hands I tore my hair, I gazed on the lovely face of my wife, my children ; I called them b) name. There was no answer. There never vould be. A whistle ! Great God! Onward and upward tho track thundered another train ! Its red eyes glared upon me ; I threw myself before it; I felt it crush me to atoms ! * * * * * * “His head is extremoly hot,” said somebody. I opened my eyes and saw my wife. “How do you feel ?” said she. A lit tie better ?” I was so astonished and rejoiced at the sight of her that I could not speak at first. “I must be crushed to pieces,” said I “for the the train went over me; but I felt no pain.” “There he goes about that train again,” said my wife. Why, I tried to move— there was nothing the matter with me. I was in my room, opposite to me was a crib, in which my baby was asleep. My wife rnd child were safe. Was I delirious, or what could it bo ? “It’s nine oclock,” said Joe. “You cume home in such a fstate rom the club that I could not wake you. You were not fit to manage steam and risk peo ple’s lives. The San Francisco is half way to A, I suppose, and you have been frightening me half to death with your dreadful Dlk. “It was only a dream —only an awful dream. But I have lived through it as t <.ough it were reality. “Is there abible in the house ?” said I. “Arc we heathens ?” asked Joe. “Give it to me this’moment, Joe.” She brought it, and I put my hand on it, and took the oath—too solemn to be repeated here —that what had happened here should never occur again. And if the San Francisco ever comes to grief the verdict will not be, as it has been so ofteu,“the engineer was drunk.” —¥ American Siiuplicily of Court. The London Court Journal, referring to this topic, scouts the claim of simplic ity, and denies that the American cus tom of wearing citizens’ clothes at court had any better origin than accid- nt. It says the fact that the American minis ters always appear at court in plain clothes instead of the usual regulation costume is due, not to the republican squeamishness of Benjamin Franklin, as is generally supposed, but to the Ha ziness of Benjamin Franklin’s tailor. Said tailor disappointed Franklin of the verj gorgeous court dress he had or dered and he bad no alternative but to appear in ordinary clothes. He was shrewd enough to make a groat merit of what was to him a very unpleasant ne cessity. The lame of the republican’s courage rang out through the worlds and from this time downward American ministers have clai ued as a privilege what was originally a disagreeable ac- ’ cideui I The Languages of Flowers. For years the languages of flowers has been in use. It is certainly appvop-L that those forms of expression constan tly employed in the commuication of the thought* and feelings which emi ntce from love, the most beautiful sen t imate should be committed to the keel~ ing of flowsers, the most beautiful ob jects in nature. For the especial ben* efit of those who may have occasion for them we give some of the definitions most commonly in. use : Boxwood—Tell me that you love me truly Blue Bell —I wish to lead a s’mgle v k * Columbine —You are most too fool ish. Clover blossom Red—l have a 6e* cret to tell you. Clover White —I love another bettcT than you. Dandelion—Are you a smi'ing litt e flirt' Daisy—l will share your delighttu 1 sentiments. Daihia—Your charms I cannot re* sirit. Fuchia—l am true to you. Flags—Cold and dreary is my heart. Flowery locust—l love %ou but I love another. Geranium —I am lonesome without you. Grass—Useful but not very hand some. floilyhock—You are most too ambi tious. Honeysuckle—l will make you hap py. '* Hyacinth— liave you taith. Iceplant —You look cold. Ivy—l can only be your friend and nothing more. Lily—lam patien. Lilac—-You are my first and only true love. Lady slipper—You are most too fick le. Locust —1 have loved you long and well. Marigold—Be cautious. Mulberry—l shall survive yon. Myrtle—l love you truly. Morning glory—Love me. Magnolia I love none on earth better than you. Mock Orange—Can you keep a secr re.t Narcissus—Your love for yourself is better than for me. Orange flowers—Charity—a virtue all should have. Peach blossom—l shall never love anothor like you I have loved you. Peony Red —I love to be with my dear. Pink—l am happy in your presence. Rosif Geranium—l prefer light hair and blue eyes. Rose Red—You arc handsome. Red Bose Withered —Departed beau ty- Sunflower You aro make of de ceit. Sycamore—l am anxious to know your secrets. Spruce—l love pou but you kve an other. Snow-ball—Belicvo me that I love yoa. Tulips—You have my devoted affec tions. Violet Blue—l will be faithful until death. Wild tansy —I declare war against you. Wild Daisy—Farewell, I leave you forever. White Rose—l am to young to mar ry. Yellow Pink—l scorn your rich of ferings. Starched Lovers. They sat upon an inverted wash tub under a window) dreaming wild dreams of love. With her great starrv eyes upturned to his, she softly whispered; “Will you always love me Warren ?” And Warren murmered back : ‘•Till the sun grow3 cold Aud the stars are old, ylnd Then he sprang to his feet in a wild panic and made frenzied efforts to get his fr.ee through a coating of something that had fallen from the clouds. Clean ing his eyes he shot one quick ghnee of hartod up to the window made a bolt for the back yard and disappeared from the staatled girl’s side. Old gentleman up-stairs turning to his wife remarks ; “There Melindy, I bet five hundred dollars I’ve knocked the darned bowl of starch out the window and upsot the whole on’t.” The old woman said something about giving him a dose of Simmon’s Liver Regulator and ordered him to bed. The desolate maided has no lover now but goes around with an unquiet glare in her down cast eyes aud wishes father was planted in the neigh boring grave-yard. Sir Isaac Newton was once exam ining anew and very fine globe, when a gentleman came into his study who did not believe in a God, but declared the world we live in came by chance. He was much pleased with the hand., some globe, and asked, “who made it?” “Nobody,” answered Isaac, “it happen r ed here.” The gentleman looked up in amazement at the answer, but soou un derstood what it meant. In deciding questions of truth and duty, remember that the wrong side has a crafty and powerful advocate in your own heari. In Advance. A Hod Hot Story. A Swede named Oestburg has invenf ed a suit of clothing which quite eclipses Capt. Boynton’s dress in its marvelous ingenuity. An exhibition of its powers was given before the Emperor of Gor o many, in Berlin a few weeks ago The Cologne Zeitung thus describes the ex. periment: “Captain Ahlstrom appeared : n a pecu liar looking costume, made of the OesU. burg inveutiou, and walked into an im rnense fire made of wood saturated with petroleum. The heat of the fire was so intense that no one else could approach within eighty paces without being burnt or scorched. The Captain, however, walked rround in the glowing pile un disturbed, leaning on the burning wood and quietly seating himself on the coals. He remained in the fire fifteen minutes, and on his coming out, every one press e around to see how much he was in jured. lie was unharmed, and in spite of the Emperor’s asseveration that he had seen enough of so dangerous an ex periment, Captain went again into the fiery oven." Girls Fishing. The writer tells us how ladies fish.— He says he saw four of them who had succeeded in landing a little flounder. — No sooner had the poor fish struck the ground than all exclaimed in one voice : “Ouch! Murder! Take it away. Ugh,, the nasly thing!' Then they hold up their skirts and gather about the fish, and all the time the one who caught it is holding the line in both hands and her foot on the pole as though she had au evil-disposed goat at the other end,which she expect* ed to butt her over at auy moment. — They talk over it. “llow will we ever get it ofl ?” “Isn’t it pretty ?” “Look how it pants." “Wonder if it’s dry ?” “Poor little thing lets put it back.” “Ilow will we get the hook from it’s mouth V” “Pick it up,” saya a girl backing rap idly out of the circle. “Good gracious, lam afraid of it. — There it’s opening it’s mouth at me.” Just then the fish wiggles off the hook and disappears into the water and tho girls try for another bite. — A Lesson iu Grammar. “Jake did you ever study grammar ? ’ “I did, sir.” “What caso is Mr. ?” _ “He’s an objective case.” “Ilow so V* “Because he objects to paying his subscription that’s been owing for a year and a half.” “Bight. What’s a noun ?” “Don’t know; but I know what a re nown is.” “Well, what is it!” “Running off without paying the printer and getting on tho black list as a delinquent.” “What’s a conjunction ?” “A method of collecting outstanding subscription in conjunction with the constable, never employed by printers until the last extremity.” “That’s right. Go to your seat, and quit shooting paper wads at the girls.” Tit Tor Tat. Among the annoyed and dripping pe destrians wha sought the aid of a Grand River street car yesterday to help shor ten the way home was a man with gray locks and an old maid with beau catoh* ers and false teeth. They seemed to hate each other at first sight,for he was hardly seated be*ide her when he growl ed : “If you women didn’t wear bustles there’d be twice as much room in street cars-” “ If men didn’t sit cross-legged there would be three-times as much room ?” she snapped. If I were a woman I wonldn’t be gadding around with the lain pour ing down in this way, he remarked. Yes you would. If you were a woman, you would want to go out and show your feet ?” He drew his Number ll’s under tho flushed up a little and growl ed . •‘Thc-y are not false like some f Ik’s teeth !” “No and they don’t turn up quite as much as some people’s nose !” she re plied. “Thirty years ago,worn.u got along without paint, powder, bustles, straps, buckles and nonsensical fixings." Thirty years ago," she replied, “it was a rare thing to see a man come out of a saloon wiping his mouth on his thumb !" He didn’t say anything more gut he wondered if she wasn't looking out of the window when he signalled the car. — ♦ A woman in a Western city recently fell out of a secondostory window and struck her head. She said she didn’t know when anything had made her so mad before. No selfishness is so hideous as the seifihness which prevails among the possiouate, who, having enjoyed all the wild delirium of pleasure with each oth er heartlessly abandon one another in the hour of extremity. ■\n expensive wife makes a pensive husband. Kates of Adveritsing. For each square of ten lines arises for the first insertion, sl, and tor each sub sequent insertion, fifty cents. NoTsT,’rs~| ! Mo. j H Mos. j 0 Mo? | 1 Two $4.00 $7 (Hr I $12.00 | $-20.06’ Four “ 6.00 10.00 ! 18.00 36.00 } column . 16.00 2.>.00 40.00 I “ 16.00 25.00 40.00 66.00 1 “ 26.00 40-00 66.00 116.00 Sheriff’s Sales, each levy $4 00 Application for Homestead 2 ( 0 Notice to Debtors and Creditors 4 ( 0 Land Sales, one squave 4 00 Each additional square 3 00 NO. 443. lieaiititul Proverbs. Deeds are fruits, words are but leaves. lie that has lost his credit is dead to' the world. No one is a fool always : every and sometimes. Forgive any sooner than thyself one' In a thousand pounds of law there is not an ounce of love. The pleasures of the rich are the tears of the poor Speech is the picture of the wholo mini. k is better to sit with a wise man than a fool. Bea friend to yourself, and others will. Where drums bent the laws are dumb. Every bird loves to hear himself sing- . . , A contented mini is a continual feast. A deformed boy may have a bcauti ul soul. A good horse canqA be of a bad col° or. ifi A quick cnnscience sleep in thun der J A wicked book is winkeder because it cannot repent. By others fruits wise men correct their own. Continual cheerfulness is a sign of wisdom. Fnrno is the perfume of heroic deeds. Good preachers give fruits and uot flowers. lie is never alone that is in the com pany of noble thoughts. Hope is a waking man’s dream. Ignorauco is a voluntary misfortune. Lawyers’ houses ere built on the heads of fools. Men shut their doors on the setting sun. Never quit a certainty for a hope. Night is the mother of thought. No estate can make a man rich that has a poor heart. Nothing to be got without pains but poverty. The beet friends are in the purse. The chief ena of man is not to get money. The most lasting monuments aic made of paper. The pen of the tongue should be d-p --pea iu the ink of the heart. They that value not praise will never do anything worthy of it. Though the heavens he glorious, they are not all stars. We ought either to be silent or speak things that are better than silence. Zeal without knowledge is fire with out light. To every bird its nest is fair. Old tunes are the sweetest, and old friends the surest. Put a snake in your bosom, and when it is warm it will sting you. War is sweet to them that never tried it. Every on' thinks himself able to ad vise another. Speech is silvern, silence is golden. Good repute is like the cypress, onoa cut it never puts forth leaf again. Printer’s Greek. —The following an acknowledgement of a wedding no* tice and a generous allowance of cake by a classicalrural Professor of Typogra phy ; We make our most respectful bow to the happy twain, opportunity to return thanks for this almost unj|ed act of liberty. May the matrimonial chase which lock this form of our broth er typo justify all his preconceived im pressions. In whatever §of the coun try he may roam whether called up to face the- ing waves adverse before the ff and of enimies ; may hi? life be such that when the of death shall be laid on him aod the . of his ex_ istence draws to a close, ht may produce a clean proof and proclaim s clear title to an honorable in the page of history na well as to an inheritance beyond the * * * No I Tkank You. —At a so-called spiritual sitting iu Hartford recently there was a woman who mourned the loss of her consort and as the manifesta* tions began to appear the the spirit of the departed Benedict entered upon the scene. Of course the widow was now eager to engage in conversation with tht, absent one and the folowiug dialogue ensued. Widow—“ Are ycu in the spiritual world The Lamented—l am.” Widow —“How long have you been there The Lamented —“Oh some time." Widow—“ Don’t you want *o come back here and be with your lonely wife P" The Lamented—“ Not if I kno* myself its hot enough around here." “Some infernal idiot has put that pen where I can’t find it," growled an old Asperity, the other day as he rooted on the desk. “Ab ’um ; I thought so," he continu ed in a lower key as he pulled the arti cle from his ear. - “Giles can you eonjugato 1 be-- haves V " “ Behaves— behooves behives —•- be—" “See hero 1 You go and stand ia the corner." Paris dresses are so tight that tying back is unuecessary,