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THE CENTENNIAL.
The Government Building—Army
and Marine Monstrosities—ln
dian Relics—lUcn Ores —Won-
derful Machinery Workings
of the Post Office Department.
[From our Regular Correspondent.!
Philadelphia, July 14, 1876.
I did think, at first, that I would go
systematically through the different
buildings of the Exhibition, finishing
ot e up before I began with another ;
but it is dreadfully tiresome work to con*
tinue writing on one subject, uo matter
how absorbing the interest; so, for the
future, I have concluded to move wher
ever my inclination leads, —perhaps one
or two days in the Government building
and several visits to Machinery Hall. I
will not forget the Ladies Department,
nor the many isolated points of interest
that go to make up this wonderful Ex
hibition.
My advice to a visitor to the Centen
nial is—don’t forget to examine
the Government buildings. Here
are models of ships, elegant and clean
cut, fore and aft, that look as though
they would cleave the water like an
arrow ; pigmy monitr r, defying shot and
shell ; villainous looking torpedoes,
whose mission is to send whole ship
loads of poor devils to Davy Jones lock
er ; rifled cannon, whose chief delight
is to knock spots out of the enemy nine
or ten miles away ; and shot and shell
of* indescribable power and destnictibili
ty, the very contemplation of which is
filled with visions of mangled legs and
arms, and all the horrors that surround
the dreadful panoply of war. One thing
made me mad. Here was the great
American nation coming up to a world’s
Exhibition,and yet in its representations
of the plastic art I doubt if such libel
ous abominations were ever conceived
before in the heavens above or the earth
beneath, or the waters hat are under
the earth. Such soldiers, sailors and
marines were never seen since the world
began. One representative of the Ma
rino Corps.stands at the south-east door;
he looks as though he had been fed for
ten years on sour milk and cabbage. lie
has a frightened look, as though he had
first received the shock from a giant tor
pedo in the rear, and was about* to re
treat in double-quick time. Another
brave soldier looks as though he was
slowly recovering from an attack of acute
colic, and was anxiou ly watching the
approach of returning symptoms; and
still another gallant,tar looks as though
he had been knocked on both his beam
ends, and was emphatically going off on
his ear.
Disgusted at the vile libels on our sol
diers and sailors, 1 wandered down to
the Indian collection till I came to a
case containing some murderous looking
war clubs; they were all knotty and
gnarled, and looked as if they would
crush a man’s skull like an egg-shell.
I am not naturally sanguinary, but my
fingers itched to get hold of one of those
clubs. Then I should want somebody
to catch for me the Secretary of the Na'
vy, the jolly Robeson, and the lato Sec
retary of War, Mr. Belknap, and, un
mindful of their eminent services, I
should take exquisite delight in braini
ing them with one of those war clubs
Shades of Decatur,Perry,and Lawrence!
if permitted to look down from above,
irhat must be your righteous indignation
a9 you contemplate these murderous ef
figies of the noble American sailors?
Ghost of brave old Farragut, haunt this
lubberly Sec-ctary till these libels on
omH'Kmest tars are removed ; and you,
brave men, who went down with the
q|uißfcerland, rattle your white hones
aTOnd his couch at night as a punish
ment for the disgrace which thpse vile
effigies inflict on our soldiers and sailors.
Stir him up with pith*forks and all sorts
of uncomfortable things till they are
hidden from sight, and the Government
building is relieved from the infamy of
their presence. There are some exceed
ingly ingenious and marvellous machines
that seem to be almost gifted with hu>
man intelligence ; but it is more than
this, for human intelligence is subject
to mistake; but these machines never
err. Look at the envelope machine
which stands near the Post Office; it is
indeed a marvel of marvels. A dainty
litttle lady sits beside it in -an easy chair;
she looks the picture of serene comfort,
aod well she may,for she has nothing to
do but enjoy herself at the government
expense. Occasionally, for amusement,
•he may take out a loose bundle of en
vclopes to fan herself with, but the ma
chine docs all the work. Describe it, I
can’t. All I can say is. that you put
iu a bundle of paper and it comes out
first-class envelopes.
Right across the hall is the most
splendid collection of American woods
ever congregated in one exhibition,
oak, maple, cherry pine, spruce, cedar,
and, iu fact, a 1 woods known to the
American Continent. Still farthei on
we have the display of the Patent Office
Department, stored with its wonderiul
revelations of genius. All sorts of in
comprehensible machines crowd these
cases,— machines, the story of whose
conception and completion woulu be the
saddest of all sad histories, lot mog and
weary lives were worn out in tiieii in**
veotion,and the inventors perished, hke
the prophet of old, in sight of the prom
ised land. _
To its consideration I would direct
the attention of all who visit the Cen
tennial it is not merely the collection of
arms anil dresses, but the complete his
toric links, which carry you back ages
before the white man ever set foot on
* 4 Truth Conquers All Things.”
the American Continent. Giant carv
ing are there representing the most hid
ecus of all heathen deities, —monstrous
conceptions monstrously worked out, —-
and yet, in general classification, belong
ing to the same family of Titanic gods
that guard the mouldering palaces of
Nineveh and Thebes. Not the least in
teresting portion of the exhibition is the
grand collection of negatives from which
were taken from Prof. Ha\den’s View
of the Yellowstone. Indian life in ev
ery phase is here, and views of those
wonderful ruins, the discovery of which
has awakened such interest among our
archaeologists. The collection of ores is
one of especial merit, —California, Ne
vada, Oregon, Colorado, and Utah being
represented. These cises contain wealth
untold, and we might think that gold
and silver were the kings of the earth if
it were not that,? lose beside the gold and
silver exhibit, we find ourselves in the
presence of K ing Iron. Talk of your
kings and emperors ! No majesty so po
tent as iron. Go through the halls of
this great Exhibition, and, turn where
yA>u will iron iron — iron— confronts
you everywhere. You look at some
wondrous pxod net of the loom ; you ad
mire the splendor of its figures and the
beauty of its colors ; you go back to the
loom where it was created, an i you find
it all of iron. Directly or indirectly, it
enter’ into the composition or produc
tion of everything you see or use ; and
I said to myself, “It is neither gold
nor silver nor cotton, —but iron is
king.” In another part of the build--
ing is a great collection of fishes, many
of them admitably prepared. In fact
I almost wishes that the same individu
al who staffed the fishes had been en"
gaged to stuffed the sailors and marines.
I commend this matter to the respect
ful attention of tiie Secretary of the
American Navy. The machines used
in the production of cannon, rifles guns,
pistols, etc., are also w 7 ell represented.
There is also a machine for the prepar
ation of cartridges. This is one of the
self-feeding machines, w here the happy
guardian of it has nothing to do but
pick his teeth and fan himself and he
looks all the time as if he was ttying
to invent some machine to absolve him
from these onerous duties. Looking
on our guns, our defences, and our ships,
the average American comes to the
comfortable conclusion that the country
is entirely safe ; and if they can only
reproduce in sufficient numbers such
soldiers, and / marinCs as they have here
iu effigy, no foreign foe would dare mo
lest us, for they would frighten the devil
himself.
The -weahtcr has been simply f ightful
the thermometer ranging as high as
103° in the shade. While I write,
miniature bridal veils are coursing
down my back, anti young Niagaras are
surging from my brow. The Peace
Congress has been in session for the
last three days, and yesterday a resolu
tion was introduced that war is played
out lam really glad of it, fur I could
not fight now worth a cent: a two year
old-boy-baby could lick me and not half
try. The pretty cadets have all gone
back to West point, and our Chestnut
Street belles are in despair. We look
anxiously for a falling barometer, with
commensurate returns at the turnstiles :
and, ireaming of future beatitude with
skates, mow balls, and sleigh-bells, I
am,
Yours truly,
Broadbrim’
Useful.
No housekeeper should be
without a bottle or spirits of ammonia ;
for besides its medical p/ opertities, it
is invaluable for household purposes.—
It is nearly as useful as soap,and its
cheapness brings it within the reach of
all. Put a teaspoonful of ammonia in a
quart of warm soapsuds, dip a cloth iti
it and go over your soiled paint and see
how rapidly the dirt will de-appear ;
no scrubbing will be necessary. It will
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a pint of hot suds, add a tcaspoonful of
the sp'rits, dip in your forks and spoons,
rub with a soft brush, and finish with a
chamois skin. For washing windows
and mirrors, it has no equal. It wiU
remove grease spots from every fabric
without injuring the garment. Put on
the ammonia nearly clear; lay
paper over, and set a hot iron on it for
a moment? Also a few drops in water
will cleanse and whiten laces and mus -
lins beautifully. Afew drops iu a bowl
of water, if the skin is oily, will remove
all greasiness aud disagreable odors.—
Added to foot bath, it entirely absords
all noxious smells, and noth'ug is bet
ter to remtvc dandruff from the hair.—
For cleaning hair and nail brushes it is
equally good. For heartburn and dys
pepsia, the aromatic spirits of ammonia
is especially prepared; ten drops of
which taken in a wine glass of water
will give relief. For house plants five
or six drops to every pint of wr.ter
once a week will make them flour-’
ish. It is also good to cleanse plant
jais.
Gain in Cattle. —It takes weltve
pounds of milk to add one pound of live
weight to a calf; and an ox that.weighs
one thousand three hundred pounds
of hay in twent.y°four hours to keep
from losing weight. If he is to fatten
he must have twice the amount, when
be will gain two pounds a day. This
Is one pound of live weight to twelve
pouiiUj ut good hav, *lo obtain fiity
cents a hundred for Lis hay, a farmer
must ad! fat steers at live dollars and
CeULs pel huudied pounds.
The Modern Journalist.
If we might take exception to the
single faculty of expressiig his ideas in
eloquent language, before a public meet
ing, the modern journalist is beyond
doubt the nearest approach we have had
to that ideal which Cicero had in view
when describing the “ perfect orator."
Had it been possible for the world in
that age to have witnessed a realization
of his ideal, it is questionable whether
he would have wielded a fractional part
of the influence enjoyed by the journal
ist of the nineteenth century. And
yet, multifarious as are his duties, with
all its accompanying labor, brain work,
wear and tear upon the system, both
mental and physical, not one person in
a hundred is disposed to admit the worth
and accord to joui nalists that distinction
which he deserves. Let him fail in
grinding out daily his allotted measure
of literary food; jet him neglect, though
through sheer mental exhaustion it may
bo, in bringing up his work to a .certain
recognized standard of excellence, and
a true asi n wisdom, regard it as an in
perative duty to arraign the hapless cul
prit and volunteer the information that
his intellectual powers are becoming im
paired. To meet the requirements of
the age, the journalist must be, not
only a writer in the restricted meaning
of the word, but also lawyer, legislator,
farmer, reporter, and theologian—in fact
lie must be a walking encyclopedia of
learning—an animated volume of refer
ence—a species ot an “ Admirable
Crichton."
Curtis Guild, a veteran of this class,
with a rare appreciation and a keen wit,
has thus epigramized the modern jour
nalist :
‘•A brain, a,3 flexible and clastic ns ar*eel,
A memory as tenacious as iron,
A temper as even as a saint,
A digestion ss even as that of an ostrich,
And ;he endurance of “.clamant.
And, indeed, when wo consider tin?
nature of the demands daily made upon
the resources of the journalist, the
above summary does not in the least
degree seem exaggerated. A captious,
though id may be a reading community
—prone to fault finding, ever ready to
question any statement which may con -
flict wi b their settled convictions —rare-
ly. if ever, reflect upon the enormous
amount of labor, care, and study be
stowed upon the very p-oductions which
they superficially glance over, without
taking the trouble to bring up their
plans of thought on a level with that
of the latter. Now and then, of course,
there are exceptions to the rule, and a
word of cheer—of good, honest appli
cation, on the part of such readers, does
more to relieve the profession of its ar*
id bareness than the united plaudits of
a thousand readers, who lustily cheer
at anything that gratify their prejudices,
without taxing their understanding.—
Not only has he to bring all the powers
of his mind upon the productions of his
pen, but is compelled, from his relation
to the public, to exercise the strictest
supervision over all matter admitted to
the journal over which he presides
There certainly can be nothing more
trying to the mind and temper th&D
the necessity of couning over, patching
up into a representable shape the rapid
frothing of would-be writers; destitute
alike of good sense, good grammar, and
perhaps, worst of all, good penmanship !
To spend two or three hours in strug
gling through manuscript, in vaiQ env
deavors to decipher characters resent
bling what Webster termed “Antidelu*
vian bird tracks” more than anything
else ; to return again repeatedly to the
beginning in futile efforts to grasp the
writer’s train of thought—if thought
there must be—is it a wonder that oc
casionally some disgusted journalist
blows his brains out, or gets shut up in
a lunatic asplum ?
If he rejects an article, he gets a long
letter calling his attention to its non-ap
pearance. If he gives it a place in his
columns of his paper the.public wonders
if he has no iespect for their taste than
to attempt to entertain them with such
trash. If he sustains the views of one
class of thinkers, he is called a fool and
an innovator by the other. If he vacates
this position and advocates the doctrine
of the opposing ;.ect, those woo first pat
ted him on the back in token of their
sympathy, now call him “renegade!
turn- coat! thief and liar !” If he takes
up independent positions and brings for
ward views of his own, all then unite in
stigmatizing him as an idiot or a mad
man. If be remains neutral, then again
he is railed on all hands as a coward,
time-server and trimmer, besides incur<
ring the suspicion or distrust of even
his Liends.
In addition toliis multifarious duties,
of late years, there has been added fune.
tions which would seem to have more
properly belonged to a lower tpye of be
ing, or rather of education. Yet be
yond a doubt, the journalist has contrib
uted more than any other class of indi
viduals towards unearthing and bring
ing to - the light the corruptions which
seem to be honeycombing both society
and the body politic through and
through. Despite his numerous duties
the results accompanying his efforts in
this direction alone, would have excited
the wonder and admiration of the most
enthusiastic lynx-eyed veteran of “Scot
land Yard." Stanley in the wiles of
Alrica; the “Special Correspondent"
who Jules Yeru has pictured as taking
notes of a rebel who was aiming at him
with his ride ; these ail but convey a
faint idea of what line his life has fallen
into. Could old Gutteuburg, when he
struck the first proof from the rude
press he had invented, have had the
faintest comprehension of the addition
al study,with its peculiar liue of thought,
In Advance.
together with its broad scope and adver
sity of form,which modern improvement
ol his invention has entailed, we fancy
that he would have, in his admiring
wonder, ventured upon the Virginia
darkey’s unvarying expression of delight
viz: “ihe Double Shuffille.” However
that may be, there is food for reflection
in the thought. The modern journalist
is to a great extent the outgrowth of
the modern press. The line of demark
ation betweon the course of thought pur
sued by the intellects of the nineteenth
century, and that followed in Gutten*
burg’s day is, perhaps, as strongly mnrk
ed as that between his primitive press
and one of “Hoe’s latest Improved.”
Whether the new impulse which learn
ing received at that time, required a
corresponding degree of improvement
in ihe means of diffusing it; or wheth
er this new mechanical device, given to
the world at a time when the human
mind had begun to shake ofl' the hthar
gy of the iMiddlc Ages, and gecting a
glimpse, as it were of the possibilities of
the future, forced the intellect, by the
in he rent law of progress, tc expand in
to Firms as diversified as instructive,
while it filled the humbler office of f re.
serving them, will ever remain a mooted
question.
ihe typical journalist has been rep
resented generally as a man whose ab
sorption in his duties, and his peculiar
methods of life, set him apart from the
rest of mankind. In some cases he is
represented as a morose, surely misan
thropical creature, m whose breast the
milk of human kindness had soured.—
In others again he is represented a
‘•Hail fellow', well met;” addicted to
champage,good cigars, and poker ; al
ways in debt and ever eager to borrow
as long as he can get any one to lend.
Never understood however, by the ma
jority of mankind, yet this anomaly, the
modern journalist, is strange to say, as
much part of the great social body as
its most important member, and not
withstanding his seeming isolation is
bound to it by the same old tics which
have existed since the formation of the
first social compact. Ani they, who
carp, cavil and criticise, acknowledging
their inability to perform the least por*
tion of that which he accomplishes,
while they deny his orthodoxy, or attri
bute to him thoughts and desire which
he never drcampt.|much less advocated
will be surprised to learn that on that
great day when all men are judged ac
cording to their works, perhaps his will
nor be the least place there among
told millions.
A little three year-old, in Boston,
a few mornings since,stood by his moth
er’s knee looking at his baby brother.—
At length he added:
“Mother did God make my little bro
ther ?”
“Yes, dear.”
“Bid God make his little ears ?” he
continued.
“Yes.”
“And his little nose ?”
“Certainly, my son God esn do any
thing,” said the mother.
Waiting a moment, as though in a
brown study, or pondering some very
weighty and profound problem, he again
broke forth :
“I tell you one thing God can’t do
mother.”
“ What is that my son ?’’
“He can’t make my little brother’s
mouth any bigger without setting his
ears back.”
Winter Oats. —Reports from all
parts of the State show that the best
time for sowing cats, is in the full fall.
The Commission of Agriculture in his
aggregation of these reports says, if not
in words, in substance, that he knows
of no failure in file oat crop when
sown in the fall, but when sown in the
spring of the year, liability of failure is
over fifty per ceDt. When it is remem
bered that oats are better lor horses
than corn, and that it does not cost so
much to make them, it is a mailer of
surprise that farmers do not sow largely
of this g ain. Let cvejy farmer in the
county sow at least a part of his oat
crop in September, and we are satisfied
the re3uls*will be entirely satisfactory.
Winter oa\s can now be had itt the mar
ket at a very low figure ; they will
cost more, as sowing time approach
es.
Tende . Courtship. —ln an account
of the marriage ceremony of the Esqui
maux given by Dr. H ayes, he says :
‘‘The match is made by the parents of
the couple. The bridegroom must go
out to capture a polar bear, as au evi
dence of manly courage and strength.
Then he is told he can marry, if so in
clined. lie sneaks behind the door of
his inamorata, and when she comes out
he pounces upon her, and undertakes to
bear her away to his dog sled. She
screatr s, bites, kicks and breaks away
from him, He chases her, and the old
women of the settlement come out with
frozen strips of sealskin and give her a
thwack. After running the gauntlet of
these old women,she falls down exhaust
ed, and surrenders. The bridegroom
then lashes her to his sledge, and whip
ping up his dogs, they fly avray over
the frozen snow, and the weddiDg is
consummated.
A Now England village clergyman
wishing to impress upon his congrega
tion the great imnortance of the soul’s
salvation, said : “You may lose horses
and lands, and they can be regained ;
you may lose your wife, you can get an
other ; may you lose youi child, you can
get another; but if you lose your soul,
goud bye John
Kates of Advcritsing.
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NO. 47.
What Ailed a Pillow.
While Annie was saying her prayers,
Nell trifled with the picture on the wall.
Not satisfied with playing alone she
would talk to Annie she would sing to
Annie, that mite of a figure in golden
curls and snowy gown, by the bedside*.
“Now. Annie, watch ! Just see ! Oil,
Annie, do look !” she said over aadtver
again.
Annie, who was not to be persuaded,
fiuished ber prayer, and crept iuto bed,
withher her thoughtless sister followed,
as the lights must be out in about ten
minutes. Presently Nell took to floun
dering, punching,and oh dearing. Then
she lay quiet awhile,only to begin again
with renewed energy.
“What’s the matter ?” asked Annie.
“My pillow !” testing and thumping.
“It’s as flat as a board and as hard as a
stone. I can’t think what ails it.”
“I know,” answered Annie, in her
swqet wav--
“Whnt ?”
“There’s no prayer in it.”
For a second or two Ne’l was still as
a mouse, then she scrambled out cn the
floor, with a shiver, ’tis true, but she
was determined never afterwards to try
to sleep on a prayerlcss pillow.
“That must have been what ailed it,”
she whispered after getting into bed
again. “It’s all right now.”
I think that is what ails a great many
pillows on which restless heads toss
nightly, there are no prayers in them.
Nell’s remedy was the best, the only
one. Prayer made the pillow soft, and
he sank to rest under a sheltering wing.
A Female Husband. —Extract of a
letter from a gentleman in Scotland to
liis friend in Virginia : —I will now tell
you about two young women who had
beet. disappointed in marriage, and be
ing intimate they revealed their minds
to each other and resolved to livo as
man and wife in some place where they
were not known. They drew lots to see
who should beman. The one on whom
it fell assumed the name of James Han.
They had a servant, but each perform
ed the duties belonging to his or her
station. They traded honestly, gained
a good deal of money, were well respect
ed and lived together for 31 years until
at last the wife died, when the discovery
was made. Jan es Han served in all the
offices of the place except constable;
and had been often foreman of juries
and was to have been church warden if
the discovery of her sex had not been
made.
You are well off when you are in a
healthy neighborhood, with enough to
• at and drink, a comfortable, well/vena
tinted apartment to sleep in, and you
are paying all expenses and laying up
something—even slowly—for a rainy
day, and iu addition co all this, acquir
ing knowledge and strengthening your
character. Young men whose situation
combine all the preceding advantages
should be very careful about exchang
ing such a certainty unless it be for
another certainty.
—.
Two girls, near Adams, Jefferson
county, says an exchange, determined
last week to go in swimming aa the
boys do. They had a splendid bath in
a secluded plaee, but a strolling cow
took up a position near their clothes,
and they sat on the opposite side of the
creek all the afternoon and called the
cow hard names. They were relieved
when a farmer’s boy came after the cow
at milkingtime.
A country clergyman, just recover
ing from the effects of a severe boil on
the nose, stopped an unhin near Fort
Green, recently and asked the way to
the corner of Clinton and Fulton streets.
The lad glanced at him suspiciously a
moment, and said : “Well, yer needn’t
go there, mister; there ain’t no gin mill
0:1 that earner.”
Hekze’n Whayler,Wheeze’n Hayler,
Whayes’n Heclet, Ileel’n Whayzer,
Whayle’n Heezer. Now, you can’t do
that with those eminently respectable
and conservative names, Tilden and
Hendricks, you may get drunker’a a
biied owl and then can’t do it.—Nash
ville American.
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It is difficult to conceive anything
more beautiful than the reply given by
one in affliction when he was asked how
he bore it so well ? “It lightens the
stroke,” he said, “to draw nearer to
Him who handles the rod.”
A Western town has a lady teach®
er who kisses the first boy who gets to
school in the morning, and the small
boys are crowded out of school by chiL
dren of larger growth, who roost on the
fences all night so as to be up early.
“What proof can we give that the
Bible was written by good men V r A
little girl four years old replied. “Bad
men would not write so much against
themselves,"
Nothing conduces so much to the
health of cattle than good clear Wa
ter.
A Cincinnati friend advertises for
men with fever and ague to shake car
pets.
f lhe f.iAorite flower for wcddiug boim
nets —Marry-gold.
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