Calhoun times. (Calhoun, a.) 1876-1876, September 02, 1876, Image 1

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the times. p, B. FREEMAN, Proprietor. * * 11 - CIRCULATES EXTENSIVELY IN Gordon and Adjoining Counties. Office: Wall St., Southwest of Court House. RATES OF SUBSCRIPTION. Quo Year ...... $2.00 Six Months 1.00 Western & Atlantic Railroad and its connections. ‘ • KENXESA W no TJTE.” The following takes client may 23d, 1875 NORTHWARD. NoH. fccavc Atlanta ........ 4.10 p.m Arrive Cartersville ... 6.14 • Kingston 6.42 “ ' Dalton .* 8.21 “ * Chattanooga 10.25 “ No. 3 Leave Atlanta 7.00 a.m Arrive Cartcrsviilc 9.22 ~ “ Kingston 9.56 • “ Dalton 11 .r,4 “ Chattanooga 1.56 p.m No. 11. Leave Atlanta 3,30 p.m Arrive Cartersville 7.19 “ “ Kingston 8.21 “ “ Dalton 11.18 “ SOUTHWARD. No. 2. Leave Chattanooga 4.00 p.m Arrive Da1t0n...... 6.4 t “ “ Kingston 7,28 “ “ Cartersville 8.12 “ “ Atlanta 10.15 “ No. 4. leave Chattanooga 6.00 a.m Ari ive Dalton 7.01 “ “ Kingston 9.0"* ‘ *< Cartersville 9.42 “ * Atlanta 12 06 *\m No. 13. I'ato Dalton 1.00 a.m Ari e Kingston 4.19 *• “ Cartersville 6.18 “ “ Atlanta 9.20 “ ■nil nan Palace Gars run o i Nos. 1 and 2 OOt veeu New Orleans and Baltimore. I nil man Palace Cars run jn Nos. 1 and 4 „ct\iecn Atlanta and Naahvilie. } uUram Palace Cars run on Nos. 2 and 3 it wool Louisville and Atlanta. No change of cars Or leans, At )bile, Montgomery, Atlanta and Baltimore, and ouly one change to New York. Pissengsrs leaving Atlanta at 4 10 r. m., arrnoinNew York the second afternoon tlier after at. 4.00. Excursion tickets to the Virginia springs and various summer resorts will be on sate in N’W Orleans, Mobile, Montgomery, Co lumbus, Mac an, Savannah, Augusta and At lanta, at gieatly reduced rates, first of June. Parties desiring a whole car through to he A irgima Springs or Baltimore, should address the unlersigned. Pa-ties contemplating travel should send f.,r a copy of the Kennesaw Route Gazette, conta uing schedules, etc. fiflTSu Ask for Tickets via “Kennesaw 1 oute.” B. W. WR FINN, G.‘P. & T. A., Atlanta, Ga. J I), TIN USE Y, Watch-Maker & Jeweler, CA TjIIO UN , GA. All styles of Clocks, Watches and Jewelry Heatlr repaired and warranted. __ J, s. McCREARY S JACKSONVILLE, ILL., Breeder and shipper of the cclobratcd POLAND CHINA HOGS. OF THE BEST QUALITY. Send for price list and circular. cblG Cm.. Fisk’s Patent Metalic BURIAT CASES. llavig purchased nthe stock of Boaz & Barott, which will constantly be added to a full r/enge of sizes can always be found at the old stand of Reeves &. Malone. declG 6m. HOW TO GET PATENTS."”" TS FULLY EXPLAINED IN A HAND I Book issued by Muilil & Co.j Publishers of the Scientific American, 37 Park Row, New York. Send 10 cents for specimen of the best illustrated weekly paper publi-hcd. All patents solicited by Munn PATrNT<S d’ Go - are noticed in the Scien- A American without charge. Hand Book free. No charge for advice and opinion regarding the patentability of in ventions, Send sketches. aug2 Gm. SANDALWOOD I‘osscsses a much greater power in restoring to a healthy state. It never produces sick ness, is certain and speedy in its action.— It is fast superseding every other remedy. Sixty capsules cure in six or eight days.— No other medicine can do this. Owing to its great success, many substi tutes have been advertised, such as Pastes, Mixtures, Pills, Balsam, etc., all of which have been abandoned, Dundee*, Dick $ Co.’s Soft Capsules contain 'tig Oil of Sandalwood, sold at all the D. ug •S’tores. Ask for Circular, or send to 35 <s• 37 booster Street. New York , for ho?if. [jy2GG-m Attention, Farmers. I HAVE now opened at my farm, one mile west of Calhoun, a shop for the manufac ture the manufacture ef Wagons, Buggies, c ‘c., and the execution of all kinds op wood and blacksmith work, stml will be pleascu to serve } T on. The work 1 have done in the past is a sufficient guar antee tor the future. None but the best mechanics employed. Will furnish new work or repair for you. My expenses a this place are not near so great as they "ere in town, hence 1 can do your work so much the cheaper. I old customers £ nd the public generally to give me a call Z T. GUAY, m ar29-Cm, Southern Female College, „ LA GRANGE, GA. the collegiate year of nine and a half consecutive months opens the last Wednes ilay in September. The literary, music and a dvantages are unsurpassed, and 20 per ( wu. cheaper than elsewhere. Nine premi ’uns for excellence in music and art were 'warded pupils 0 t this college at the State ur within four years. Board and tuition " er >hnmn $215. Write for catalogue. I. F. COX, Fans CALHOUN TIMES. Two Dollars a Year, VOL. YU. CHEAPEST AND BEST! HOWAKD HIDRAIM! CHIT! MANUFACTURED NEAR KINGSTON, BARTOW COUNTY, GEORGIA. Equal to the best imported Portland Cement* Stud fur Circulate. Try this before buying clseivhere. Refers by permission to Mr. A. J. West President of Cherokee Iron Company, Polk county, Georgia, who has built a splendid dam across Cedar Creek, using this cement, and pronouncing it the best lie ever used. Also refer co Messrs. Smith, Son & Bro., J. E. Veal, F. I. Stone. J. J. Cohen and Major lorn Berry, Rome, Georgia, Major 11. Bry an, of Savannah, 'J'. C. Douglas, Superin tendent of Masonry, East River Bridge, New 1 ovk, Gen. Win. Mcßae, Superintend ent W. & A. Railroad, Capt. J. Postell, C. E. Address G. 11. WARING, Kingston, Ga octlCl y. TRIE GEORGIA Daily Commonwealth, JS PUBLISHED EVERY EVENING, (Sundays Excepted) Bailie Conimoinvcalth Publishing Co*, ATLANTA, GEORGIA, And is edited by Colonel Carey W Styles, late of tho Albany “News/’ with efficient assistants. The Commonwealth gives tho current news of tlie city, .State and elsewhere, mar ket reports, and vigorou j editorials on mu nieipal, political, and general subjects. The coining canvass, State and National w'li be closely watched an 1 properly pre sented, while the n.ccl aiiical and ngrierb-- iural interests of the State will not be neg lected. It has a largo and rapidly increas ing circulation. TERMS: One month, 75 cents. Two months, $1.25. Four months, $2.00. One year, $6.00. Printing’, ISimLmg and Ruling of every kind, done iu the best style and at lowed prices. Coimuonwcallii Publishing Cos., Atlanta, Georgia. GEORGIA AbSD ALABAMA STEAMBOAT CWM MotiCO 2 ALL goods shipped to the care of J. M. ELLIOTT, Geu’l. Sup’t., Rome, Ga., from Fhiladclpliia, New York and Boston, via Charleston or Va. & Tenn. Air-Line, will be guaranteed to all points on the Coosa, Oos tanaula and Coosawattec rivers, at the fol lowing rates, to-wit: Class Class Glass Class Class Clasr 1 2 3 4 5 0 175 152 122 1 t’O 78 65 The steamers, << Magnolia and “ Mary Carter” will run the following Schedule, carrying the U. S. Mail: Steamer Magnolia, I cave Rome—Every Monday 1 p. ra. Every Thursday 9 a. m. Leave Gadsden—Every Tuesday 8 a. m. Every Friday 8 a. m. Arrive at Rome—livery Wednesday at G p. in. Eveiy Saturday, 0 p. in. Steamer Mary Catrcr, Leave Rome Monday S a. m. Arrive at Rome Wednesday 6 p. m. Arrive at Carter’s Tuesdays 12 in. Leive Carter’s Tuesdays 2 p. m. Passenger Rates on Coosa River. Rome to Cedar BlalF. $2 00 Rome to Center 2 50 Rome to Gadsden 4 00 Passenger Rates on Oostanaula ancTCoosawattoo Rivers. Rome to Reeves’ Station $1 00 Rome to Calhoun 1 50 Rome to Rcsaca 1 75 Rome to Field’s Mill Rome to Carter’s Lauding 3 50 Rates to other points inquire at. the office of Company ~ foot of Broad Street Rome, Ga. TUm i giants. For families intending to emigrate to Texas the Georgia and Alabama Steamboat Company offers a very desirable route via New Orlcan?. Direct and close connection is made from Meridian via Jack:on and New Orleans with Trains of the Texas line. Other informa tlon can be obtained by addressing JAMES M. ELLIOTT, Geifl Supt. Geo. W. Bowen, John C. Printed, Gen’l Freight Agt. Gcn’l Pass. Agt. au $26-tf. J. I>, duff ey, e Door North Foster &. Ha'Li '5 ” MAX ufao tore HARNESS, SADDLES, BRIDLES, HORSE COLLARS. Guarantees all work in bis line. Prices flic very lowest. > t c.n be affonfou. Give him a call. M CALHOUN, GA., SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 1576. THE NATIONAL EXHIBITION. Straggling Koles irom on Ex* Callicnullo. Pittsburgh, Pa., Aug. 24,1870. Friend Freeman : Thinking you would like to hear from me, 1 have con cluded to write you and give your read ers an outline description of my trip to the Centennial, and some of the sights I saw. i left here August 15th by the Penn sylvania Central Railroad, viewing the grand scenery in crossing the Aleghany Mountains, passing around Horse Shoe bend, taking in the Capital of the State —llarrisburgh—arriving in tho old Quaker City at BA. m. I went there to see she big show, therefore will not say much about the city. On the nest day my friend and I visit the Centen nial. hut being tired from onr trip the day before, do not reach the grounds until three o’clock iu the afternoon. Wc enter at the main entrance in Main Building. On entering, one be* comes suddenly surprised, completely awe-strack, and to himself exclaims : Where shall I begin ? what shall I look at first? One has no idea of the im mensity of the affair until they go and see it. There is the whole world brought together. A person who has taste for fine art and wishes to see the produc tions of foreign countries and the cus toms of her people should not fail to see the greatest display the world has ever made. It is grand beyond description. I went through there thinking I could do tho work of seeing in threo or four days, but great was my surpriso who i I found that the Main Bui'ding woufo re quire a week and others in proport ion. One month would give a fair time for one to see all the displays. I spent three days of as hard work as I nver did in my life. I went at it systematic, procuring a guide book, taking a coun try at a time, and had fairly just begun my task at the end of that time, and thinking Ihad done well, would return to the city footsore nud boiily tired out, with eyes protruding from intense gazing. My time was mostly spent examining the display of foreign countries. The Republic of Mexico has a grand dis play—mostly in minerals, in whioh she 1 13 naturally very rich. France has an immense display. In fact there is scarcely a country whoso wonders do not greet you—even to some of the Cannibal Islands, who are there with their display’of war clubs. Old Egypt, in her display shows tho oldest relics. There is to be seen couking utensils dat ing back threo thousand years, also their ancient musical instruments. The coat of mail so often mentioned in the an* cient wars and also one of their pyra? mids is here seen. In tho French ex* hibit I find the mosaic lion taken from tho pavement in fyont of some of the old temples. It carries tho date of four thousand years ago, during the wars of the Modes and Persians. The relic is very large and the price asked for it is five t-houtand dollars in gold, including duty of all the interesting por tions of the show is the Fine Art Gal lery. which requires at least a week to see it. Here is tho place for the lover of history, either srered or profane, to come. In passing through these spa cious balls and glancing up, you find yourself gazing upon the art represent ing France, Spain. Austria, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Greece, Italy, arid the United States, but of all the speci mens'one sees, both in oil and sculp ture, Italy ranks the highest. One Italian sculptor has on exhibition a black marble slab about the size of the top pieoe of an ordinary centre-table. This Truth Conquers All Things.” Our TVext FM'esident and Vice President* is designated to you as the table of sci ence. The work is inlaid in this mar ble slab with pearls and precious stones representing art and science. So per lect is the work and so smooth the sur face that the slightest is not found in rubbing the hand over it. This marble slab is valued at ten thousand dollars, but when we come to consider that it required seven skilled workmen three years steady labor to complete the work the price does not appear bo great.— John Chinaman is a very skillful carver and delights in having furniture witfc odd looking heads and faces and all kinds of fanoy designs oayved on them. In this exhibition is to be seen a bed stead forming a small pavilion, which is very iugeneously carved out of some hard wood like oak,’ The work is very skilfully doue. The price for the bed* stead is four thousand dollars, and were tho same work done in this country the price would be about eight thousand dollars. When it comes to the manu facture of fine furniture generally in point of beauty of design and fine fin- ish and also oi carriages and vehicles, the United States surpasses them all.— Among the foreign display of earriagOß I noticed France, Italy and Germany stand far back of the age in carriage building. The weather being very hot we run down to Atlantic City, N. J., f(\r a rest and change of scenery and take a surf bath, then return to finish our Centen nial visit, passing through the world’s flower garden, which deserves time and attention, but I will not go into detail Machinery Hall is very noticeable, — The great Corliss Engine running eight tnile3 of shafting. The Pennsylvania Railroad Company have purchased the Mam Building at and at the close of the : r , tola! they intend taking it down and ; >ving to Chicago for their depot The builuing is 1880 feet long and so e nst . noted to come apart by piece meal and w hen erected as a depot will be the largest in the world. Wc spend Sunday in the city. In the afternoon wo take a stroll in Fair mount Park and leturn in the evening to prepare for our departure on the early trains next morning. Here W 8 part, iny friend going East and I returning via Baltimore, stopping I here to visit some of the places of interest. Leav ing there. I next visit our national cap itol at Washington, but as Congress hud adjourned, there was not so much to be seen. From there Igo to Cum berland, crossing the Potomac on the iron bridge at Harper’s Ferry. Wind ing up, I find myself again in the Smo ky City. Centennial. The reappearance of silver,though in a very limited quantity has caueed some of our people to be seized with a mania for procuring and hoarding it. This is especially so among old women. Some of this class would rather burn a bushel of fractional currency than to spend a dollar in silver. This is not only fool ish, but dangerous in this season of the year. Foolish, because it is not werth any more than greenbacks, and danger., ous.becaus it attacks’botb lightinng and rouges. We are informed that during the storm which prevailed Friday the house of an old country lady, a few miles from this place yho had a few hundred dollars of the, was struck by lightning and badly damaged tfie old lady suffering a severe shock herself — Scientists in the neighborhood say that the silver concealed in a bureau attract ed the lightning.— Ex. — Rome News: The grasshoppers are a humbug. The report of their ravages upon the farmers on the Etowah is not corrct. We passed down the road to Atlanta, at and we are certain that we did not see a stalk of corn or cotton with even a nibble on them. THE GEORGIA DEMOCRACY. Proceediugs* of the State Execu tive Committee. Atlanta, Ga., Aug. 25,1876. Pursuant to call of Clifford Anderson, President of the late Democratic State Convention, members of the newly ap pointed Dejjttotjratie State Executive Qommittee met at parlor No.£. Kimball House, at 11 A. M. On motion, Miles Lewis was made temporary chairman, and E. Y. Clarke temporary secretary. On calling the roil Messrs. M Lewis Warren, J. M. Pace, W. T. Trammell W. F. Simmons, W. VY. Turner and E. Y. Clark responded to their names. There being no quorum, the commut ed adjourned till three o’clock to await tho arrival of other members. M. W. Lewis, Ohm’n. E. Y. Clarke, Secretary. AFTERNOON SESSION Atlanta, Ga., Aug. 15,3 p.m. Committee met pursuant to adjourn ment, Mr.Lewis in the chair. A quo° rum was fouud to be present as follows: Messrs. Lewis Warren (by proxy),Pace Mclntyre (by proxy Nicholls ( b J proxy), Pace, Jones (by proxy), Turns er, Simmons, Johnson (by proxy), Trammell, E. Y. Clarke, John T Glenn proxy for M Blandford andE. P. How ell proxy for W. A. Harris. On motion of Mr Pace, seconded by Mr. Warren,Col. Lester was unanimous ly elected chairman of the committee. E. Y. Clark was unanimously elected secretary. The secretary was directed to inform Col. G. N. Lestev at once of his elec*, tion. On motion a committee of two consis ting of Mesrs. Warren and Trammell were appointed by the chair to wait up* on Gen. Colquitt, the Democartic can didate for Governor, ask him to visit the committee and present them with his views upon the present canvass should he desire to do so. Mr. Turner moved that the next meeting of the committee take place at Macon. Mr. Simmons offered a substitute that when the committee adjourn, it do so to meet again at such a time as the chairman shall designate, the substitute was passed. Here Col. Lester ajpeared signified his acceptance of the chairmanship,and took his seat. The committee sint for Gen. Col quitt returned with him, and by request he offered his views and suggestions touching a thorough organization of the party throughout the State and au act ive canvass. Mr. Pace introduced the following resolutions which after, slight amend ment were passed : Resolved , That the Chairman and Secretary be appointed a sub committee with power and authority to represent this committee on all matters iu tho conduct of the fall cam paign3. Resolved , That recognizing the necessity of organization as an import ant condition of large success, wo ex hort the' Democracy of each county in thi state to look carefully and prompt ly to thorough organization establishing a system where it may be wanting and perfecting it where it now exists; and that the chairman or secretary of such organization be requested to report to the secretary of this committee without unnecassary delay. Resolved , That we consider party uni ty to be of prime importance, and we do earnestly aepreeate all independent candidacy. Resolved, That the chairman of this committee be requested to prepare and issue an address to the Democratic par-' ty of this State, embodying the views of this committee as expressed in the foregoing resolution, with such other matters as he may choose to present. On motion, the Chairman was author*, ized to appoint a sub-elector in each county of the State. On motion of Mr. Warren, the Chair man was directed to appoint a finance oospmittep of thirteen molding the sec tary as treasurer, to raise fund[s for cams paign purposes. On motiou, the Chairman and secre*> tary were made a sub-committee to transact all business not requiring the committee. After making seven members of the committee a quorum,, the committee adjourned to moet at tho call of the Chairman. Geo. N. Lester, Chairman E. Y. Clarke, Secretary. What filartha Washington Need ed. In an old Country house in New Jer sey owned by a family who claim a re mote relationship to Martha Washing* ton, the writer reoently found among o her relics of the past, most carefully hoarded, a memoranda of some toilet ar ticles which George Washington sent to London for in 1759, the first year of his marriage. The following is an ex act copy of this memoranda, which is curiously quaint: 1 Cap, handkerchief and tucker. 2 Fine lawn aprons. 2 Double handkerchiefs. 2 Pairs of white silk hose. 6 Pairs of fine cotton hose. 4 Pairs of thread hose. 1 Pair of black satin shoos of the smallest fives. 1 Pair of calamanco shoes. 1 Fashionable hat or bonnet. 6 Pairs kid gloves. 6 Pairs of mits. G Breast .knots. 1 Dozen silk stay laces. 1 Black mask. 2 Dozen fashionable cambrio hand*, kerchiefs. 2 Paiis neat small scissors. 1 Pound of sewing silk. 1 Box of real minikin pins and hair pins. 4 Pieoes of tapo. 6 Pounds pf perfumed powder. 1 Piece of narrow white satin ribbon. 1 Tuckered petticoat, of a fashiona ble color. 1 Silver tabby petticoat. 2 Handsome breast flowers* 6 Pounds of sugar candy. One of the most suggestive matiimo nial advertisements ever published is one which recently appeared in a San Francisco paper. It is a call from a one eyed girl for r mate similarly afflited. The notice is not given, though it is air to assume that the young woman, being compelled to have an eye single to the interest of such a husband as she may have, desires to make sure that the husband shall have no advantage in that respect. It is the honesty of the adver tisement, however, that is its suggestive feature, rather than the lost eye, which can scarcely be called a “feature” at all If physical defeofs are to be this can didly confessed in advance of matrimo ny, why not mental defects, as well ? Why may wc not hope that marriage seekers with one idea will heroafter be as frank as the San Francisco girl with one eye and no “dear ?” Boarder—“ Has the red*haired girl gone away ? ’ Landlady : “Yes sir.” Boarder :“ I thought so. I found a Mack hair in the butter to-day.” In Advance. NO. 2. Rates of Advertising. ®- For each square of ten lines or less for the first insertion, sl, and for each eub sequent insertion, fifty cents. No.Sq’rs [ 1 Mo. 3 Mos. | o Mot' I 1 year. Two $4.00 £7.00 $12.00 | $20.0b Four “ 6.00 10.00 18.00 35.00 column 0.00 16.00 25.00 40.00 “ 15.00 26.00 40.00 65.00 “ 25.00 40-00 65.00 115.00 Sheriff's Sales, each levy £4 oo Application for Homestead 2 (HJ Notice to Debtors and Creditors 4 00 Land Sales, one square 4 00 Each additional square 3 OO She Thought She Knew. The passengers in the sleeping coach were just and izing off when somethibg howled out : “Ow—wow—wow !” “Great dragons there’s a young one aboard 1” growled a fat man from his upper berth. I’ll bet a hundred dol lars Done of us can get a wink of sloep to-night. w “Wow wow !” “1 here he goes ! I never traved but what I run ageoss some one’s off spring.” “Who’s that talking ?” called tho mother of the child iu a loud u nd clear voice. “Me! Why didn't you leave that child at home or t*y at home your self?” “Are you talkig to me ?” demand ed the woman. “Yes ma’am, I am ! I say its a shame to bringja sick chi and into a slejping-car to disturb twenty or thirty people.” “Are you a father ?” “No.” “Nor a mother ?” “No, ma'am.” “Weil, sir, when you’ve boen the mother of eleven children, lived in rrino different States, and worn one corset right along fur seventeen years you’ll begin to think you know your business. I thing I know mine ; and if this Daby wants to howl lie’s going to do it, if I have to come over there and kick a ton of conceit out of you.” Influence ol Greenbacks. He looked like he might have had fifteen cents last full, but who had used the last of it weeks ago. W’hen he sat down in tho restaurant the waiters paid no attention to him, and rapped several times befuro the colored man slid that way. “I want fried oysters,” said the man as he looked over the bill of fare. “Deyisjust out, fried oysters is,” replied the waiter. “Bring me a chicken tlieD,” replied he man. j “Dere isn’t one in de place!” “Got any venison. “Not an inch, sah.” “Ham and eggs ?” “No sah.” “See here, I want a square rreal. I’ve got the ducats right here, and I can pay for my dinner, and buy your cook shop besides.” He lifted a big roll of greenbacks out of his poaket shook it at the darkev aud said : “Ilavo you a chicken ?” _ es, sail, I guess so, sah; I have the biggest kind o’ belief dat since we com menced to talk a chicken has blown right into the kettle and been cooked. And now about dat venison and dose fried oysters dey has also arrived.” - He lounged up to the office counter picked up a tookepick, and as he pri ed away at his molars he said to the clerk : “Must be hard—musn’t it ?—for a man to be buried in a trance state V* “Yer’r.” ‘That’s all I’m afraid of. I’m afraid I'U be burned before I’m dead.” “I guess not, the law regulates that.” “The law ! How.” “It prescribes how long the doby shall hang before being cut down.” # 'l'be man softly laid down the took pick and went over to look at the Giles of the daily papers. # “So you are going to marry a drug gist’s clerk ?” remarked a Chicago girl to another on the street oar yester day. The question was asked in an unmis® takable tone of derision, and so the fair ono addressed, half apologeticelly re® plied: “Of course; don’t they have all the soda water they want for nothing?” t t 4^ es >” was ‘he gloomy repty, “they’r all right in summer, but what about next winter ?” Oh, maybe be that time we’ll bo di vorced. >■ — It is said that red shirts dyed in anil ine colors are found to be poisonous and ofted kill those who wear them. It is 30sible that there may be a mistake in this matter and that the sufferers from the red shirts had purchased from some friendly Catel of the Administration, the “bloody shirts” which Attorney General \\ llliams and Morton had on hand when the outrage bureau was sold out. They arc like the shirt of Hercules dyed in the blood of Neesus, death to those who handle thorn. —N.O. Times. An old lady was in the habit of talk ing to her friends in a gloomy depres?- mg manner, presenting only the sad side of life. “Hang it/- said one, after a lopg and sombre interview : ‘she would’t a,low there was a bright side to the moon! The judge the other mornincr asked a prisoner charged with drunkenness what he intended to do. He replied frankly that he “wasn’t his own boss this morning. j was a pudding, mamma.” U . Cau se I should have lots of sugar put into me.” Why is the opening of the campaign Ike a fashionable woman? Because there s a great bustle about it