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TEMPERANCE BANNER.
,4 <JT FATED by a conscientious desire to further ;
/ \ the cause of Temperance, and experiencing j
great disadvantage in being too narrowly Iftnitcd in j
space, by f: .-mallnees of our paper, for the publica- \
tion of iteii ni Arguments and Passionate Appeals, \
wo have determined to enlarge it to a more convc- j
nient and acceptable size. And being conscious of j
the fact that there are existing in the minds of a j
larec portion of the present readers of the Banner j
and its former patrons, prejudices and difficulties \
which can never be removed so long as it retains tin j
name wc venture also to make a change in that par- j
ticu'ar It will henceforth be called, “THE TEM- j
PERANCE CRUSADER.”
Tiiis old pioneer of the Temperance cause is des
tined vet to chronicle .tho tr umph of its principles, i
It has”stood the test —passed through the “fiery fur- :
naeo u;u j, like the “Hebrew children,” re-appeared
unscorched. It ha-, survived the newspaper famine j
which has caused, and is still causing many excel-j
lent journals and periodicals to sink, like “bright ex
halations in the evening,” to rise no more, and it has
even heralded the “death struggles of many contem
poraries, laboring for the same great end with itself.
Tt “still fives,” and “waxing bolder as it grows older,”
is now waging an eternal “Crusade” against the “In
fernal Liquor Traffic,” standing like the “High Priest”
G s t j ie Israelites, who stood between the people and
the plague that threatened destruction.
We entreat the friends of the Temperance Cause
to rive us their inlluence in extending the usefulness
of The paper. We intend presenting to the public a
sheet worthy of all attention and a liberal patronage;
for while it is strictly a Temperance Journal, wc shall
endeavor to keep its readers posted on all the current
events throughout the country.
r&TPr'ce. as heretofore, §l, strictly in advance.
w John ii. Seals,
Editor and Proprietor.
Pettfield, €h, Bee. 8, 1855.
Banns to Cmpcnmct. Pn% I’iteratorr. (Stnmil Ititclligcittt, Ettas, fa.
I FANNY’S “TWENTY DOLLARS.”
nY MRS. \r. i. RICHARDSON.
| “Now lor that splendid collar at Upton’s,”
‘ soliloquized Mrs. Hapgood, as site drew on
1 her delicate hands a dose fitting pair of
; white kid gloves ; and stepping to the mir
i ror, she re-adjusted her exquisite bonnet.—
“What a beauty,” she continued, “I cannot
see how Charles could say that twenty dol
lars was too much for such a trifle. Trifle,
indeed! I wonder if the Jenkinses will
think it a trifle, when I wear it at Mrs. Le |
Claire’s soiree to-night. Oh! to eclipse them j
once, only once in embroidery.”
The reader must not set Fanny Hapgood
down as wholly a vain and fashionable wo
rn ai. The only daughter of a rich man, she |
; had been ilatfered from childhood up. At j
! sixteen she had married a prosperous mer-!
1 chant, who had made her, for two years, j
his darling. What wonder then if Fanny j
had yet to learn some sad heart-lessons from \
, the outer world !
Fanny was so eager to reach Upton’s,!
■ that she did not observe, on opening the ■
| front door, that a little child stood in her j
way. A fall, and cry, and something roll- 1
ed down the costly steps, and lay motionless j
I on the p ivement.
“Oh ! what have l done ? What have I
’done?” she cried, affrighted, trembling all
over, as she recognized a little boy, clad in
rags, but beautiful even in his tatters, as the
object she had run against, and who lay
now apparently dead.
Instantly the coveted collar was forgot- •
ten. Shrieking aloud for assistance, and j
careless of her snowy gloves and spotless j
dress, she stooped down, and picked up the i
little sufferer, 110 moaned, as she lifted >
him, but did not open his eyes: and his face j
was covered with blood.
“I have killed him,” cried Fanny, and with j
her costly handkerchief, she wiped the blood j
away. “God help me !” And she burst in- i
to tears.
The servants came rushing to the door, 1
in answer to her frenzied ring: the child!
was carried up to a spare chamber; and j
Fanny, forgetting all about the soiree and .
the Jenkinses, sat down fco nurse the suffer-.
or, first sending for the doctor.
The physician pronounced the child seri- j
ously injured. A high, fever, attended by •
delirium, set in. Four, five, six o’clock j
came. Fanny, her tears falling fast, would:
permit no one to adm.nister the medicines, j
or watch by the bed-side but herself. When ;
the clock struck seven, and Fanny knew j
that her husband would now .- .on be ‘home, 1
i she went stealthily t- , me -door, and put her .
finger to her lips, as :u came bounding up .
i stairs, two steps at. ; time. “Hush!” she ‘
said, “come inhere.’ And leading him to,
> the bed, she whispered what had happened.;
She had scarcely finished, when the little ;
sufferer awoke, free from delirium. At first’
he looked frightened, and was about to cry; ]
but Fanny soothed him on her bosom; and
he smiled up at her ; and was soon able to ■
tell his tale. He could, as yet, only speak I
indistinctly, however, on account of his ex- :
treme childhood. But his eager listeners!
gathered, from his broken language, that he ;
had been sent out to beg, early that morn- j
ing; that he had eaten nothing all the pi e- \
ceding day; that his bare feet had been!
threading the icy streets for hours unsuc-1
cessfuliy ; and that he was about to knock j
at the door to ask alms, when the hasty exit i
of Fanny had caused the accident.
“Father in heaven, can this be possible?” ‘
said Fanny, when the lisping, feeble accents i
ceased. i
“Not only possible, but probable,” replied
her husband. “ Ah! dearest, there are
scores, in this great city, just as destitute.”
“I know now why you said twenty dollars
was too much for such a trifle as anew col
lar, when l have enough already,” said Fan
ny, with bitter sell-reproach, bursting into !
tears. “What good could I not do, among j
those poor, with twenty dollars.”
It was impossible to know, from the de- 1
scription of the child, where his widowed |
mother lived. It was somewhere in a cel- j
lar, and she was ill abed ; that much the lis
j teners learned ; as also that his sister, who
; was but a little older dmn himself, had sent
| him out to beg, s c having to stay and watch
j by her mother.
; “I “'ill but get a cup of tea,” said Mr.
j Hapgood, “and then go out and hunt for ]
I them. Think how alarmed they will be
i about him.”
j Hours passed, yet. her husband did not re- i
I turn ; and meantime Fanny sat, holding the 1
j weary head of the sufferer, soothing him to *
sleep, or watching beside him. At last, near j
j midnight, Mr. Hapgood returned.
“I have found them at last,” he said, taking
off his wet overcoat, for it was sleeting vio”
lently without. “The mother has seen bet
ter days. She was almost distracted, when
I entered the low, damp cellar, where there
was not a bit of fire. Oh ! Fanny, we don’t
know whatsuffering there is, till it is brought
to our very doors in this way.”
Fanny drew him to the fire, and away
from the bed, for the child had now fallen
into a sweet sleep, which was undisturbed
Iby dreams. “He breathes naturally now,”
j she said. “The doctor was here at ten o’-
; clock, and said that he was out of danger.—
Tell me all about them.”
They shared their tears, Fanny and her
husband, as the latter told a story of widow-
PEKFIELU GA.. SAToil GAY. APRIL Aif 185A
hood,’ sorrow, and deft or <n, such, alas! a
is furnished only too often by our great cit
ies. When the narrative was done, Fanny
was a changed being. For the first time
: in her life she had been brought face to face
i with real suffering: and -he made a result,
i tion, which she has since faithfully kepu
■ The next day, the twenty dollars, which
j Fanny had designed for the collar was lad
[out for the benefit of Mrs. Water®, ihe mo
i ther of the injured child. A neat, warmly
’ furnished room was procured; a stove put
I up; and the sick lady moved into it. Gro-
I oeries were placed in the cupboard; coal in
j tiie cellar: winter clothing purchased for the
daughter; and the family physician of the
Hapgoods dispatched to prescribe fertile
invalid.
Nor did the benevolence of Fanny stop
here. When the mother had recovered, I
which she soon did, now that she had med
ical attendance and a warm apartment, a
little store was stocked for her, so that she i
might earn her living. By this time, the in
jured child was well, and had gone home; i
and a merry household it was on Christmas
Eve, when Mrs. Waters opened her shop
and ate her first supper in, what seemed to
her little ones, a palace.
Our readers would be surprised to know
how little money it took to do all tins Fan
ny had often wasted as much, in one season, I
on unnecessary articles of dress: and there
are in my who will peruse this tale, who
have done the same. Nor is it the last of;
her charities. Systematically, since then, j
has she labored to deserve the divine words, j
“Inasmuch as ye did it unto one of the least j
of these, ye did it unto me ”
Great and glorious is thy mission, Fanny! j
The world is calling with her thousand j
voices, “Come !” But the desolate and the j
stricken, the widowed, and the fatherless, j
cry to thee also ; and verily ! thou hast cho- j
sen the better part. Would to God, that, j
in this broad, hard world, more hearts might
receive, like thee, the baptism that shall
make them whole.
From the Northwestern H me Journal.
CORN AND DISTILLERIES,
Honest meu never fear to look at tacts, I
and persons who seek to blind he eyes <-t;
the people to accomplish wicked or s- Isis
objects, ought to be exposed. Some men !
seem to think that falsehood, if t will sc
cure the object desired, is just as good as
truth. Like Barn urn, they suppose “the j
people love to be hum bugged.” These re-!
marks will apply to certain individual-j
| who try to make farmers believe that the !
distilleries furnish the principal market fori
their corn, and that; if the distilleries war ■!
[ closed, it would reduce the price of corn;
25, or * ’V*. 50 per cent.
| But wh Proportion of the corn raised:
i m liiiim . a ust'd by the distilleries ? Th
truth on to s sueject can do no hurt, am
inav do goo.*.
We fill by the census tables of 1850,
taken by tu proper nuthtfritic-s. that. m.
I corn raised in Illinois tb . vow previ
viz, 1840, amounted r, u Iml- more than !
: fifty-seven and a half nrlb . (0f,81T,’,.- 5-1;;
| oushels. During tin* sam - y*-a<’ the quo
; tity distilled was 703,0 r one onsii
\ uut of every eighty two rmsed in the Stub i
These are the facts ur >ho year 1840. h
! .s plain that if every distillery in the bt
I had been closed during that year, and not
single bushel of corn used for distillio
| the most that the farmer could possi >i
| have lost, inconsequence of it, wouid b \
I been one bushel in eighty two.
; But there has been a wonderful incr
j in the quantity of corn raised in this St...
i since 1849. It is stated by the Editor® .
the Chicago Democratic Press, in a Pam) h j
let recently issued, that the amount of corn j
raised in the State in 1855, was not less j
than one hundred and eighty millions of
bushels, and we are confident that any one j
who will carefully examine the data from j
which they came to this result will bo sat- j
isfied that the estimate is not too large.
But while the corn crop has thus increas- j
ed it may well be doubted whether ther ;
is a larger amount distilled now than ther
was five years ago. It is believed there
are not so many distilleries in operation as
there were then. True, some new oneshav.
been erected during this period, but a large
number have been discontinued, so that .
we think there were as many bushels ot;
corn used for distilling purposes then as at |
present. But some of the existing estab j
lisbments, have enlarged their business, |
and it is possible, though we do not believe
it, there is one third more distilled now
than there was in 1841); or in round num
bers, instead of seven hundred and three
thousand, there may possibly now beusen
one million of bushels by the distilleries.
There is a liberal estimate, and it it be
essentially correct, then only one busln 1
out of every one hundred and eighty, was
used by the distilleries in 1855.
Thus the farmers may see just how much
they are indebted to distillers for a market j
for their corn. If every bushel distilled i
were a dead loss, or allowed to rot in the j
field, it would not be felt —it would be on
!ly as one bushel ont of one hundred and
eighty—not so much, in many places, a
is annually destroyed by the birds.
We are not aware that any considerable
portion of our fellow citizens, desire to
i close the distilleries of our Legis
j lative enactments. The prohibitory law,
■ passed last year, did not do it; it allowed
| the manufacture of alcohol and high wines.
!bu if u .ever should bo Gas n ?y !t3
P>\ 1 4 joe Si. ;i* S;i‘ and r< sulvq- t** follow tii.
•mnee given >v tru- first Continental Ctm
” V aboliMJi e humum of distil
-lOi t'ii) , in eonsequenori of the gmit evds
• His to reiiu/t f am its *t h • farmers, as w
h ‘ seen, woui r-tit,r sutr esßcmi ; dlv in
. tp.Jt-nce of it.
Li a funir h inn her. we shall sliovv imw.
ii v ri-us w.vs, ‘ iiey would save mum
>:■ tiie operation.of sucli a law. it. s. c
’ —...
From the N. (’. Christian Advocate.
DRUNKENNESS,
j If makes rue sick to see a drunken man.
Ls there is a sight under heaven that
|is more sickening than a drunken man,
1. know not what it is. Look at ins
I house; its roof is rotten; its postsand
‘ rafters sprung and gone to rack; its under
pinning decayed, and lying fiat on the
j ground; and the whole fabric horribh
I weather beaten and covered with moss,
I This, with the thought, that a mimjrer of
j small children thinly clad, with a mother
dmost worn out with trouble, live there,
: ‘S eiipugh to make a man §ick at heart.
But this is merely the beginning. Look at
; toe man; lie is going home from tine village;
! very side of the road is his, and part of
ne woods; he has lost his hat and sc rate h
: 0.1 his face in the briers. But on he goes ;
down he comes in the mud, turns over and
i mses ins shoe, scrapes and looks fur it, but
| can’t get to it; he again proceeds—takes a
chew of tobacco to keep his month in mo
tion—the ambiar soon begins to ooze .-out. at
each corner of his mouth, and runs down
his neck, into his bosom. Hear him ,as lie
goes, cursing and swearing enough to
shame the devil, who looks” at him at a
ostance; but he arrives at home; can’t
find the gate; falls over the fence; his wife
and children come and drag him in the
house; and here, almost ejecting up in's
entrails, we turn from the “scene” sick in
d’ Od. This is why it makes me sick to see
•* drunken man. it is said that a dog will
!; bt bite a man when he is drunk; no
doubt the sight turns his stomach; ir is
no wonder, then, that it. should make a
man sick. w. o.
WARMED MEN’S REPORT UPON WO
- MEN’S RIGHTS.
A petition for Women’s Rights, address
and to the N. Y. Legislature, was referred
in that body to the Judiciary Committee,
which has lately made a report. Accor
cling to flic N. Y Daily News lire Commit
t o say th it they arc enable to state that
ladies always have the best piece and choi
cest tit-bit at table. They have the best
seat in the cars, carriages, and sleighs; the
wannest place in winter and the coolest
dace in summer. They have their
choice on which side of the bed they will
lie, front or back. A lady’s dress costs
rbree times as much as that of agentle
nau, and at the present time, with tin*
to vailing fashion, due- lady occupies three
imesuis much space in the world us a gen
tleman.
“It has thus appeared to the married
entlemen of your Committee, being a m.-t
----‘idiy, (the bachelors being silent for the
r asoft mentioned, and alsrq probably, for
t further ivason that they are still suitors
so the favors of the gender sex,) that if
t ■re is any inequality or oppression in
wise, tlie g. nth-men are the sufferers.
They, However, have presented no pet?
i -n f w i\ b'ess, having doubtless made up
li if min is -to an inevitable destiny.
“On lie wiiole, the Committee his
mu lu jf<i to recommend n<> measuresx j
•pt that, as they have observed, sever.e !
instances in which husband and wife hnv
*orh signe<i the same petition. In sueii
ease thev would recommend the pa tie- t<>’
apply fora law authorizing titem tochunog
dresses so that the husband may wear
the petticoats and the wife the breeches, •
and thus indicate to their neighbors and I
the public the true relation in which they
stand with each other.”
MORE TRUTH*THAN POETRY.
Whether a man leads a sober life or not,:
depends altogether on the temper ofhis wife. 1
: No man will listen all night, to a scold, who |
knows where a “good warm sling may be j
| nought for a sixpence.” At Cocktails the j
j other night we found no less than thirteen j
j married men who spent six evenings a week !
jin squirting tobacco juice on a coal stove. — |
| ‘Vie thought we would find out who they i
| were. On inquiring, we learned that elev- ;
enol them are blessed with wives who ‘jaw';
from Monday morning till Saturday night, ;
while the other two wedded a couple of she j
missionaries, ladies so constantly engaged j
in the “welfare of Central Africa” that they
have no time to keep their husbands shirts
whole.
MANNERS.
What a rare gift, says the author of Pel
i hatn, is that of manners ! llow difficult to
i define—how much more difficult to impart.
} Better for a man to possess them than
wealth, beauty, or talent—they will more
than supply all. No attention is too min
ute, p<el a bur to<> exaggerated, which tends
to perfect therm He who enjoys their ad
vantages in the highest degree, namely,
he who can please, penetrate, persuade, as
the object may require possesses the subject
secret of the diplomatist and the states
man, and wants nothing but the opportu
nity to become great.
EARLY LOVE,
A lew years sines I was travelling in the
western part of the State. In passing
: through a wood one day, I came across a
lad who was standing hv a small know I,
freshly thrown up. He was about ten years
! old. of a serious aspect and apparently in
• telligent. The circumstance made me in
| qui Itive; so pointing to the little know!. I
1 .ic osted him :
j “Well, my little man. what does that
; menu ?”
j “That's a g'-nve, sir ” ;
: “Who is buried there?”
; “Minna.”
! “Who is Minna ‘!”
; “Mr. S wager’s little girl.”
1 he boy’s honest face and frank manner i
! interested me.
i “Did you use to know the girl ?”
“Yes sir ! I used 4o come to the r ottaire !
oiten. Mot herd let me come almost every ‘
! day.”
“What made them bury tier here in the)
’ woods V’
“I don’t know, sir.” They didn’t have a
funeral, only a lew.”
“How old was she ?”
-I told her 1 was ten : and she said she
was almost as old as 1 : but I guess she was
older, for she was bigger towards the last
than I was.”
“Do you know why they did’nthavea
funeral ?”
“No sir ! A stranger was by. Mother
called him the stranger.”
“Did any body about here know the
stranger ?”
“No sir ! only Mrs. Swager. He was a
big man ; larger than Mrs. Swager. He i
was almost black, and had a black beard,
and a fur hat on, and handsome clothes, and ■
all black, and he looked cross, though I j
guess he wasn’t so very cross. He didn’t |
hardly talk any.”
“Have you heard his name V ■ j
“Our schoolmaster called him the'Black i
Knight; sometimes he called him Ourrday j
Lion.”
“Where is the stranger now ?”
“He went away right, off when Minna
was buried.”
“Was Minna sick long !”
“Yes sir ? She wanted to he round.-in
the woods, and to our house, but they
■ wouldn’t let her. She was white in her
| face, and her eyes was large and handsome.
►She couldn’t walk fast; she’d get tired
right away : and then she’d ask me to help
her along. 1 helped her all I could. Some
times I’d carry her over the wet places.
When fall came, she stayed in the house
nearly all the while. By-and-hy she could'nt
be up any more. Then they laid her on a
little rack.”
“When did she die ?”
“’Twas but a little while, then she died.
But I told ‘em she’d get well, it they’d let
her be up and around as she wanted. Her
cheeks was as red again as ever, and her
eye just as handsome, and handsomer.”
••How long did the stranger stay ?”
“He was there three or four times last
summer, and the last time lie staid a fort-;
night. Then Minna died. Then he went. 1
away, and staid tway. Mrs. Swage r has)
also gone. They are all gone now.”
He turned his face from me ; a tear had j
started. I rode on, and left him standing j
alone, bv the grave of his mute associate j
—Cayuga Chief.
SWEARING-.
The absurdity aud utter folly of swear-j
ug is admirably set forth in the following j
.t.itiudote of Beizebui) and his imps. Tiu- •
i.itier went out in the morning, each to !
. ► sin uand his set of men — one the murder- j
eiv, auot t:r the ii.ws, and another the ]
swearers, fee. At evening they stopped
at the mout hos a cave. The question a
rose among them who commanded the;
meanest set of men. The subject was do- j
dated at length without coming to a deci- j
sion. Fin .lly, his Satanic majesty was j
called upon to decide the matter in dispute. j
Whereupon, he said: “The murderer got j
something for killing, the thief for steal-i
ing, and the liar for lying, but the swear-,
er was the meanest of all, he served with- ‘
out pay.” They were his majesty’s best ■
Subjects; tor while they were costless their j
name was legion, and presented the !ar- 1
go's? division in his (Satan’s) employ.
TurT~
The Sierra Citizen, edited in a spirited |
manner, among the mountains of California, |
has the following little chapter on fun :
“We like fun. ‘lt is a great institution.’
If it was to come to that, we should vote for
it with a big ballot. Fun ! It is what keeps
most of us from getting sour—it adjusts the
equipoise of life—it mellows the flesh, oils
the bones, rosilies the brain—sets one right
when his tendency is another way. Bless
ings on the man, woman, or who or what
else, invented fun. How much has it done
for you, reader,ourself, Smith, Brown, Jenk
ins, and the rest of the folks ! What a mon
ster—what a “brute.” Dark, sour, gloomy,
sepulchral, cold. Bah! Everybody avoids
him. And then women who recoil from or
repulse fun ! Conscience and the Crimea,
what beings ! Her countenance is an ap
palling cloud—her voice as oi the tomb--
her disposition a cross between the lost ship
of lemons and a demijohn of sulphuric acid.
Ugh ! Turn your feet, your eye, your hand
from her. She’s either spoiled in making,
growing, or keeping. Fun ! What would
TERMS: 01.00 IN ADVANCE.
JAMES T. BLAfN.
PRINTER.
vol. xxii.m aia:i! ie.
; the world do without it !. Momus and Joe
i Miller forever! What sunshine and roses
; are to nature, so is fun to man and woman!”
| COMBINED EVILS OF INTEMPERANCE.
Its march of ruin is ever onward ! It
i reaches abroad to others—invades the fam
j ily and social ci cles, and spreads woe and
I sorrow on all around It civs down youth
in its vigor, manhood in its strength, and
j age in its weakness. It breaks the father’s
i heart—bereaves tlie doting mother-. *xtin
| gushes natural affection—erases conjugal
j love—blots out filial attachment—blights
parental hope, and brings down mourning
j age “in sorrow to the grave.” It produces
; weakness, not strength—sickness, not health
: —death, not life. It makes wives, widows
‘ —children, orphans—fathers, fiends—and
! all of them paupers and beggars. It hails
! lever—feeds rheumatism—nurses gout—
welcomes epidemics—invites cholera—im
parts pestilence, and embraces consumption.
It. covers the land witii idleness, poverty,
disease and crime. It fills your jails, sup
plies vour alms-houses—and demands your
as 3 buns, it engenders controversies—fos
ters quarrels—and cherishes riots. It con
temns laws, spurns order and loves mobs.
It crowds your penitentiaries, and furnishes
: the victims for your scaffolds. It is the life
i blood oi tiie gambler—the .aliment of the
; counterfeiter—the prop of the highwayman,
| and the support of the midnight incendiary.
, It countenances the liar, respects the thief,
! and esteems the blasphemer. It violates ob
: ligation, reverences fraud, and honors infa
j my. It defames benevolence, hates love,
scorns virtue, and slanders innocence. It
j incites the father to butcher his offspring—
helps the husband to massacre his wife—
! and aids the child to grind the parricidal
; axe. It burns up man—consumes woman,
• detests life—curses God, and despises hea
ven. It suborns witnesses—nurses perjury
—defiles the jury box—and stains the judi
cial ermine. It bribes votes—disqualifies
voters—corrupts elections—pollutes our in
stitutions, and endangers our government.
It degrades the citizen, debases the legisla
tor—dishonors the statesman, and disarms
the patriot. It brings shame, not honor—
terror, not safety—despair, not hope—mis
ery, not happiness. And now, as,with the.
malevolence of a fiend, it calmly surveys its
frightful devastations, and insatiate with
havoc, it. poisons felicity, kills peace, ruins
; morals, slays reputation, blights confidence,
and wipes out national honor—then curse?
the world, and laughs at. its ruin.” —True
Witness.
■ ■—■•
QUACKERY,
i Quackery is an exhaustless fountain of
all-healing nostrums. Someone more po
tent and effective than all its predecessors,
is every day making its advent, testified
to by any number of veracious witnesses
who have been cured by a “few bottles.”
j We have the extract of roses, of sweetbri
• er, and the “balm of a thousand flowers,”
, qual in rennovat-ing power, to-the “harp
| of a thousand strings” in melody. Sextons
and undertakers will soon find their “oc
j cupations gone,” and graveyards grown
: up to worm-wood and tansy. Surely a good
| time is coming! While oxen multiply, we
| can eat “Pepsin” and gormandize. While
1 “expectorants” are sold by the quart aud
! warranted an “infallible remedy,” con
i -umption may be defied. While “pain
killers” are round, we need not be afraid
i <f bruises or broken bones.
In the midst of these improvements, why
: can we not have an extract of summer f It
would go like “hot-cakes” and bring a for
tune to the inventor. It would drive out
the blues in wintery-time, and one snuff
at a quart bottle, fill the soul with beauty
and melody. There would come tho fra
grance of a thousand flowers, tho low mur
mur of the winds, the trilling of the streams,
the rustling of the leaves, and the wild
wood minstrelsy of the birds. We could
feel the gentle breath from the meadow,
and drink in its odor of new-mown hay.
Give us the extract of summer, then. “Can”
it up as we do peaches, to be opened in the
winter months when a choice company of
friends are circling the blazing# hearth. It
would keep the heart aglow until the sea
son brought anew supply. For invalids,
it would be invaluable. The wasting cheek
would color as the weary spirit caught the
scent of the summer’s bloom. —Cayvga
Chirr ’.
—• —n o i m ——
THAT “MEAN LOW VICE.”
It is well known that General Wash
ington had an utter abborence of what he
called “the foolish and icicle ed practice of
profane cursing and swearing.” and did his
utmost to suppress it among both officers
and soldiers. In the conclusion of one of
his reproofs, after spooking of its Hmpietif*
he adds: “It is a vice so mean and low.
without any temptation, that every man
of sense and character, detestst and despi
ses it.” Would that the same views of it
were taken by all other men in high posi
tion and power !—Southern Presbyterian .
gJapTWith a true wife the husband’s faults
should be secret. “A woman forgets what
is due to herself, when she condescends to.
that refuge of weakness, a female confidant.
A wife’s bosom should be .the tomb df her
husband’s failings, and his character far
j more valuable, in her estimation, than
j life.