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The Barb 8 Flossie Florida Reports Hi pussycats of America, it’s Flossie Florida with the latest tidbits from the Sunshine State. KEY WEST: Tripped on down to that tropical para- and discovered the RED WOOD APARTMENTS, quaint, hip, friendly, and just a stone’s throw from the beach! Call Vince at 294-4598 for reservations. You’ll love every minute of your vacation there...Sail ed into DELMONICO’S, right on Duval Street, for my drinking and dancing sessions. Almost popped my contacts staring at all the pretties!! Don’t miss this spot...The FLOSSIE FLORIDA GOURMET A- WARD goes to the PORT OF CALL, an exquisite restaurant that sends the taste buds reeling. Fort Lauderdale. ..My shopping problems are o- ver. After all, how many packages can you carry on a broom? 01’ Floss is doing all her gift and Christmas shopping by mail order from MICHAEL’S OF FLO RIDA. And don’t forget to postcard a request for the absolutely free MI CHAEL’S OF TRAVEL GUIDE. Mail to 2028 E. Oakland Park Blvd. It’s THE accurate travel guide that tells you where it’s happening in Florida, and. believe me you haven’t traveled until you’ve traveled the M.O.F. way... The EVERGLADES Sunday Buffet is a winner, with Chip standing by to see that all goes smoothly. Al so a winner at this funspot is the spectacular-looking crowd, and nice guys to boot, that keep this place hopping nightly... M Y S - TER Y -OF-THE-MONTH: What tall, gracious, and charming blond, who works in a Ft. L. hospital has fal len in love with an M.D., vice-versa? Not as simple as it sounds tho, since Dr. Question Mark is from the North, and they’re flying back and forth to keep the flame of love burning (even using planes I hear). NAME THAT LADY!!!...Peter and Ed of the lovely BELA- MAR MOTEL tell me that reservations are pouring for the Fall and Winter months. Those pussycats are so friendly that you feel at home in the first five minutes. TAMPA: Catch that mag nificent new “Touch of the Thirties” CRYSTAL BALLROOM at RENE’S LOUNGE. It’s MUST- MIAMI: Simply adore the AMBASSADOR III, a complete bar with shows, dancing and dolls. Trip the LIGHTS FANTASTIC on the fantabulous dance floor... Need help? Call the Miami GAY HOT LINE. Don’t be shy and don’t be scared, if you need help dial 823- HELP!!!... Love the new game room at the MAN HOLE COVER (formerly the Hialeah Bar). Play pool, tilt a pinball machine, and order a drink at the handy service bar at this splendid country and Levi paradise. Mike tells me that October 11 will be GOOGIE’S Night, in honor of theoldGoogie’s bar in Miami, with trees, bushes and the works. Now THAT’S what I call COUN TRY...Let’s hear it for BACHELOR’S II, the fine eating place that celebrated it’s third anniversary on September 25, with free wine with dinner, and that’s not all. Plan ahead for the BACHELOR’S II Halloween Party that will feature con tests and prizes. It’s an an nual event that Flossie you wouldn’t miss. I’ll be the third one from the left wearing the picture hat!!... All you guys and gals out there stay sweet and happy. HAPPY HALLOWEEN from F.F. The ancient Greeks mixed turpentine with new wine to make it keep. ATLANTA ’S MOST EXCITIN'AW ARDS THIS YEAR AT THE COVE fyoank Powell PneAenli Billy Jones As PHYLLIS KILLER AND HER 6TH ANNUAL OSCARS T HRE£ ^ o o° AND SHOW Nominees From CLUB ***% Q. O^COVE^O Come GUe&i / lfouo fyauaoUe 'jb'Lcua Stab.. MJi+i... Gcutup, Qdcok! NO ADMISSION SHOWTIME 10:30 FRIDAY NITE OCTOBER 11TH "HELLO DOLLIES” By Gretta Gossip Hello again grease lovers, hope all is well with afl you dear readers out there. Here’s just what you all have been waiting for...A.M. is on the pills again, he got 11 stitches in his left hand. Seems that he ran into a broken window again....Hear R.T. went to an A.A. meeting on a Monday night and afterwards got so plastered that it took until Thursday before he got over it. Tsk, Tsk.. I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Dough and Chuck for letting my dear sick sister Drucena stay at their whore houses in S.C. By the way Dough, I’ve been told that you are quite a cleaver little trickster..Regards to Swamp Pussy Congratulations and wishes for much happiness and-success in his new home are sent to Jerry in Florida. Good luck dear, Gretta and her freaky fami ly all love you. Is it true that Chuck Eargle of Columbia threw such a fantastic party that it is already considered the event of the year? You’d better watch those wild early morning parties on Sundays. Next time the neighbors might really call the fuzz... Is it true that Drucena Drape has a crush on Miss Princess Pineapple Miracle Whip with the twinkling twat, or is it really more than that? Hows your phone bill Dru? Who was chasing Ski Boat a- round the parking lot pinching his tittis? Hear N. P. actually digs ripped underwear and funky arm - pits. She claims its masculine. And her partner El Tubbo the Cuban 2001b femme fatale??? agrees with her. Mercy! Takes all kinds. Break a leg Sammy (member of the cast of God spell) It will be a super hot show. What sick, crazee, drunk, stoned nut around town smashed up poor Peral Bailees Birthday cake that our illustrious co-editor Jeanni baked specially for her? Yup, you guessed it! That damn Drucena Drape has been busy this past month.!! Well dearies, time to go now. Remember to take it easy (or any way you can get it) and you may read the Gross Grease on yourself next month Ta Ta now • Advertise In The Barb! DAMRON GUIDES AVAILABLE IN ATLANTA AT - CLUB THREE, SCORE ONE, ONYX, MRS. P’S, SWEET GUM HEADS AND BAYOU LANDING. Available at your local Bar, Bath or Bookstore or by mail order for $5.50 (postpaid) to: If getting there is half the fun, Being there can be all the fun*