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tattoo on his arm. Also, he -never
gets and erection and it looks
suspicious, as if they brought in a
“stand-in” for the come-shot and
name) among others has time to
time offered a film featuring Joe
Dalesandro, the star of many
Andy Warhol productions and
most recently starring with Silvia
Miles in Heat, and featured in
Playboy. This film is so badly
processed that it is always hard to
see who’s on the screen, and Joe
was very young when this film
was shot, and I would not have
recognized him except for the
DALE'S WORLD
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By Frank Dale
Hi Brothers and Sisters - for
those who are familiar with the
column, it’s a pleasure to talk
with old friends. Now all you
others who are reading me for the
first time; tune in regularly so as
not to miss any of the interesting
(hopefully) topics; and if you
don’t find any subject you are
interested in, let me know what it
is, so I can include it later.
Ok-its fall and you’ve had a
restful and active summer, now
its time to get back to projects,
simple or complex. If I can help
just drop me a line. I’ll try to
discuss various topics in a manner
unlike a boring teacher. Well,
now that we have gotten through
the orientation lets get down to
the meatt.......
SHORT PROFILE ON A LONG
GUY
Right now, Linda Lovelace
could be called the Queen of the
Hard Core film, but who is the
King? I think many will agree that
it has to be a fellow who has
worked under many names.. I am
referring to John Holmes, who
has also appeared under the
name of Mike Spalding, Jim of
Washington, Johnny Wad, as
well as simply Mr. X.
John started his acting career
at the tender age of 12, working
as co-star of the “Leave it to
Beaver” TV series. It is irony
that he should be making another
kind of ten incher, and it is now
listed by various dealers as
anywhere from 12 to 14 inches.
Whatever the true measurement
might be, there is no doubt about
it, it’s huge! It has been said that
Johnny was quite popular on the
set of the TV show and no
wonder, since he is bisexual and
enjoys sharing his tool with all,
male and female.
Later, after the series finished,
he was posing for those soft-core
gay-oriented flicks and
magazines. Of course, after hard
core was more widely accepted,
he turned his talents to this
direction; and of course, he was
well sought after. He made a
series of gay films, in the most
famous one he has intercourse
with himself, but for the most
part he concentrates on straight
flicks. There is no way of knowing
how many films he has made, but
they number well into the hun
dreds and he is constantly making
more.
Once asked if he was bom
“that way,” refering of course to
his size; in answer he claims that
his nurse though he was defor
med and had an extra leg at birth.
While he gets several hundred
per film, once in New York he
proved that this could be indeed
a Fun City, by offering himself to
anyone who wanted to take
pictures, sex or 'whatever, ab
solutely free of charge.
One of my own favorite
companies, K.R. Enterprises, has
many fine films starring Johnny.
WARNING: CAN BE HABIT
FORMING
“Socker Bopper” is the naihe
and sex is the game. This toy
which has been on the market for
sometime was not originally sold
for or with a sexual purpose in
mind, but all over America gay
and straight men have found this
object of violence also serves for
man’s pleasure. Why pay $16 for
more for one of those artificial
plastic vaginas, or anus, when for
less than'$3. you can pick up a
suitable device in your local toy
store?
The toy was originally designed
to fit over a child’s hand and
serve as a form of boxing glove -
but it can also serve as the
■receptacle for one’s penis (use
KY or water soluble lubricant)
and I personally can say it feels
like the real thing. Warm water or
ice cubes can be placed)n first for
extra thrills, though a bit messy
and for those who dig fist-
fucking, use soapy water.
It never gets titled or has a
headache, can assume any
position, speed or stroke, AND
CAN NEVER TALK BACK! I
personally know of several bed
partners I’ve been with lately who
could use a Socker Bopper
transplant!
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(some of you may remember Jim
when he was one of the top
physique models in that time
before nudity was legal - and
incidently is not connected with
the company which carried his
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