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Flossie
By Peter Thomas
Merry Christmas to all my darling
little snowflakies! Your Flossie won’t
go unnoticed on this festive day
thanks to the charming young elec
trician who wired my holiday
ballgown with Christmas twinkie
lights. 1 definitely do not believe that
the short circuit that occurred during
my fitting was intentional, and
besides it gave my hair a curl it hasn’t
had in years. Enough of that non
sense! Please dimb on my sled and
let’s take a sleigh ride through
America’s Winter Wonderland.
FT. LAUDERDALE: Another
opening, another day! The grand
opening of TANGERINE really rocked
and knocked this town on its ear.
Jam-packed with the town’s top elite,
and the loveliest pussycats in the
U.S.A. AND THAT’S STILL. JUST A
PREVIEW OF THINGS TO COME.
Go dining, go dancing, and soon
you’ll see some of the greates stars
appearing there for YOUR en
tertainment pleasure. Surely one of
die most important disco-debuts of
1975..:.And,then the opening of the
FANTASY CLUB which plans all
kinds of divertisements with a country
fair, a flea market, a dating game, and
move over child and let me get at that
champagne and peaches brunch! Plus
many more goodie times planned.
And the greatest treat of all for your
Flossie is that darling, daring and
divine Danny will be managing the
whole club. Of course, I’m hopelessly
m love with that handsome
devil!....And then there is the grand-
new PHASES, a dining-disco that got
off to a stunning start with a com
plimentary Thanksgiving dinner.
That’s die way to get a place going,
and believe me the liquor andpackage
bar, and the fact that it’s open until
FOUR AYEM isn’t going to hurt
either. Best of ludr, Doug, we all love
ya...! Townies and out-of-townies
should consider themselves very lucky
that Roger Luckett, a registered real
estate broker has open the ROGERS
HOUSE OF REAL ESTATE. He’ll
cater to our kind of people, and handle
the purchase and sale of OUR KIND
OF BUSINESS. Call Mr. Luckett at
(305) 561-5414 for an appointment.
He’s personable, bright and
knowledgeable, and he gets Flossie’s
highest and most personal recom
mendation....Wayne Hampton, of
WAYNESART at 28 S.E. 9th Street in
THE B'ARB *$
Ft. Lauderdale called and asked me to
thank the BARB readers for the
gratifying response to his beautiful
male sculptures. RAILROAD SAM,
DIGGER DAN. and SLIM JIM, all
members of the MEN OF AMERICA
series. Write today and get on the
WAYNESART mailing list if you’d
like some of America’s top artwork in
your home at very moderate prices.
Please Wayne, give me a photo of
your new statue far the next column,
it’s so very beautiful! Of course,
Peter and Ed, those sweethearts of
the Galt Ocean Mile, called to wish
me Merry Christmas. As everyone
knows they have the delightful and
charming BELA-MAR MOTEL at
3801 N. Ocean Blvd., and makes
everyone feel so at home. No wonder
they’re always full! Call 305-566-4376
and make your reservations now if you
want a comfortable vacation with
CLEAN accommodations....No trip to
this fair town would be complete
without ONE to a HUNDRED trips to
TACKY’S, the levi-leather bar that’s,
making history in these hyar hills!
You’ll feel at home the minute you
walk in, and darlings, the men are so
handsome 1 could cry!....And while
you’re there you can take a breather
and pop into the JAYBIRD NEWS,
and look at the latest, and I do mean
LATEST, in miniflicks, books, toys,
and rings. No honey I don’t mean
wedding rings!....Come on gang,
let’s get on over to TONY’S VILLA. 1
haven’t had a decent pizza in ages,
and this place has the town’s
superpizza, and a delicious varity of
Italian dishes. AND you can get wine
and beer to help it all down!....That
was no dream walking with me last
night, that was a DREAM-BOY, Want
one? Get on that horn, girls, and call
Cosmopolitan Services at (305) 583-
2384 and request a choice cut of your
very own.... And Flossie with her nose
for news and art has discovered the
young and outstanding artist Don C.
Moore, who designs unique hanging
baskets and wall decor that are suited
to contemporary homes and gardens.
Call 972-2664 evenings for your
appointment, and see the innovatiove
creations of this brilliant young man
who portrays nature as nature should
be!....Naturally I don’t want to look
like the pits at holidaytime so I’ve just
had my hair done by Wally of the
HAIR CLINIC at 2028 East Oakland
Park. Blvd. I must frankly admit I look
10 years younger, and am no longer a
candidate for the leading role in the
Mummy’s Tomb. Bless you darling
Wally for perking up my tired tresses.
Call ( 205) 561-8416 for an ap
pointment a nd let Wa IIv do
miracles with YOUR crowning glory.
HOLLYWOOD: Feeling lonely and
blue? DON’T BE RIDICULOUS when
you can spend the day or night at the
marvelous and friendly LOCKER
ROOM. It’s clean, comfortable,
INTERESTING, and maintains a
tradition of courtesy and helpfulness
365 days and n igh t s a year.
HALLANDALE: Would you
PULEEZE hand me mv dancing shoes
so I can get to KEITH’s CRUISE
ROOM immediately. Why, naturally I
have a date waiting for me there. No.
dear, I. don’t known his name, or
address, or phone number. Y ET, but
almost EVERYONE has a date
waiting at this super jumpy disco!
MIAMI: Don’ t fly me to the moon,
just drive me to the CLUB MIAMI
where the pool is heated, and so are
the pussycats! Sun on the decks,
workout on the patio, have a little
privacy in the many rooms, and most
of all make sure you watch all the
interesting FACES! Being a lady 1
never stay more than a week at a
time, since at my age 1 do tire easily!
Get oil over there and find out what
life is all about!
Dear children, it’s been a wonderful
year for me knowing all of you. I’ll
kn»k forward to our little chats in 1976.
and please remember that this is the
season to be jolly, but nioreso the
season for love and kindness and
generosity. Not generosity in the
material sense, but generosity of
spirit, and of help to our friends in
troubled times, and just pjain
thought fulness to fellow human
beings. Get with it and pass on a
quart or two of the milk of human
kindness! TRUE LOVE from F.F.
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