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6 • THE BARB, April 1976
jN FORTJ^AUOERDAlE IT’S
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Tacky’s
2509 W. Broward - Ft. Landerdalt, Fla. 13312
Flossie Florida Reports
ONE FREE DRINK WITH THIS AD
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2515 W. BROWARD BOULEVARD
FORT LAUDERDALE. FLA.
By Peter Thomas
Dear pussycats please don't
catch cold in the April showers
and db have patience with the
rain, because we all know that
those showers do bring the May
flowers though Heaven only
knows that Florida has enough
flowers to last a lifetime and a
half. April certainly had a
wonderful start for your beloved
Flossie with all sorts of
magnificent mail from all sorts of
magnificent males. I still can't
figure out why all those marriage
proposals arrived on april the
first??? a special thanks to G.P
whose lovely letter gave me a
true lift though not in all the
vital areas. Can you believe that
my cros^ttiere swears that next
time she'll have to reinforce my
bra and corset with steel beams?
I always did think that one was a
drinker! Give your girdle a lift,
kids, hop on my broom, and let’s
sweep through Florida,
grandly of course.
FT. LAUDERDALE: As
promised here is the first photo
taken of Wayne Hampton's
touching new sclulpture now
entitled FIP^T I OVE.
It is the most exquisite and
perfect rendering of two young,
athletes meeting for the first
time, and the poem that
describes their meeting is as
follows:
Runner circles, torch held high.
Flags unfurl against the sky
Athletes will compete to win,
And once again the games
begin.
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First Love
The Challenge of the games are
here
Though another chaDcnge may
appear
When two will meet and touch
and stare.
And haveing touched, then will
they dare?
Write to WAYNESART. 28
Southeast Ninth Street. Ft.
Lauderdale. Florida 33316, for a
catalogue describing this
masterpiece and others by the
noted American artist Wayne
Hampton Peter and Ed of
the BELA-MAR. that delightful
vacation motel at 3801 North
Ocean Boulevard in Ft.
Lauderdale, called to thank
your dear Flossie for helping to
make their season such a busy
ope. Spring and Summer
reservations are being taken
now, and if you’re planning a
trip to Florida, Flossie strongly
suggests that you contact the
friendly and popular Beta-Mar
for reservations. Call (305) 5b6-
4376 and ask for Pete or Ed. I
believe in staying at the cleanest
and friendliest places, don’t
you?....WELL. I cetrainly hope
that you remember Flossie's
prediction ages ago that
TACKY’S would be one of
florida's most successful bars,
and have you ever known me to
be wrong? (SHADDUP YOU IN
THE BACK ROW! HOW WAS 1
TO KNOW HE WAS MARRIED
ALREADY?) Back to TACK Y’S:
Bobby Jo and Jim, those
sweethearts of Broward
Boulevard have added another
bar called THE DOG HOUSE,
and with 2.500 square feet
of humDV duaes, disco dancing
and open rrom 11 in the morning
until FOUR AYEM. I mean
honey it is the place to
go!!....and just down the line is
the WORLD-FAMOUS JAY
BIRD NEWS book store that is
now open from 11:00 A.M. until
5:00 in the morning. The movk.-
arcadc changes films every
week, and you’ll always find new
books and toys to titillate the
senses. Honest, gertrude, somt
of those books must be on the
best-seller list. Would you check
the N.Y. Times?
HALLANDALE: The biggest
news of the year is that fabulous
showman Keith Landon of
KEITH'S has announced the
FIFTH annual Miss Florida
Pageant for Female Imper
sonators to be held on May 17.
One of my readers may be the
Tennessee Talcs Continued from
page 7.
Cheerleader. Cheerleader was
back after and eight month
absenso. Needless to say we’re
glad to sec her again and hope
tliis time she'll stay. Candy
Cane who says she’s glad to be
back too. Trisha Danclli is on the
stage whenever her schedule
pcnints and there have been a
few appearances by a new
Oiattanoogan Wendy Meadows
Morris
THE" uO GO CLUB has
been bringing in alot of out-of-
towners to perform and always
has a very pleasant little crowd.
A ticw bar lias opened in
lucky pussycat! It will be heldi n
die GRAND ballroom, seating
4.000 people, of the lovely
FOUNTAINBLEAU HOTEL * t
4441 Collins Avenue in miami
Beach. Each gorgeous con
testant will be judged for hair,
make-up. poise, and beauty]
with the highest points going for
talent. Watch it girls, I mayg| Ve
you a run tor the SbOO.OO sasn
prize. I’m having everything
lifted from the ankles up, and my
gown will be designed by a
person who in my opinion is one
.if the WORLD'S most famous
dress designers, as well as a
dearest friend, MissFitt. Forfull
entry details and for tickets do
call Keith Landon directly at
(305) 920-3404 in the evenings.or
(305)921-1794 daytimes. Thisis
going to be a BIGGIE so get your
tickets NOVlfc, and if you’re
gorgeous and talented enter this
showcase to fame and fourtune
NOW.
KEY WEST: Trip on down here
for a haute cuisine dinner at the
PORT OF CALL Flossie always
makes it a point to eat here
where the food is top-notch, the
decor gracious and restful, and
you feel so at home that dinner
becomes not only a meal, but a
delightful experience. And of
course, while you’re in town
you’ve got to drink and dance at
DELMONICO’S where
everybody, and 1 do mean
everybody shows up sooner or
later. Why not go and find out
for yourself!
HOLLYWOOD: The LOCKER
ROOM is booming with the most
darting lowrtkd puss^cavs u\
great, GREAT state of FforiOa,
and my friends report that it’s
busy seven days a week Don’t
ask me darling, I’m as near
sighted as a bat. though 1 must
admit that everything, and 1 do
mean everything, feels good,
and what more can a Princess
ask for when she’s looking for a
Prince Charming. In dosing I’d
like to thank you one and all for
reading me, with special thanks
to those who take time out to
write to ever-loving Mother F.
Rease remember that a little
thoughtfulness in dealing with
others can go a long way, and a
LOT of thoughtfulness in dealing
with others may even get you to
Heaven. The hardest job in the
whole wide world is being a
decent human being, but if you
spread around that love and
kindness you'll find that life goes
on just a little bit easier.
Blessingsto afl mv little children
tmm F. F.
Chattanooga. It's called the
THE MATCH BOX. Jim
Morgan has opened this new
cruise bar at 25105 Broad Street. <
Great food, good cruising and
and disco dancing onan
illuminated floor are very big
( pluses at Jim’s bar, but don t
forget to B.Y.O.B. Finally
Chattanooga has an after hours
bar . . . Th Match Be:
Well fellow followers ot the
k>cal grease, until next time
remember it's not who you
knowor what you know but what
you know about who! Right?
Ri«ht!