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will LOVE this mad new talent!
For the latest, and I do mean
LATEST men’s fashions, check
out the super MICHAEL’S OF
FLORIDA. M.O.F. has new
stores in practically all of
Florida, and you’re sure to find
styles that will enhance YOU,
and YOU, and YOU!
COCONUT GROVE: OH!
CALCUTTA! and I do mean OH!
CALCUTTA! Do not miss this
stunning production that will be
playing at the COCONUT
GROVE PLAYHOUSE for the
entire Summer. The skits, a
series of erotic fantasies, are
hilighted by wild humor, exciting
contemporary music, and
beautiful nude bodies. All the
actors and actresses are superbly
Just adored my vacation at
the BELA-MAR MOTEL at 3801
N. Ocean Blvd., where the at
mosphere is relaxed and
friendly, and the ac
commodations are so very neet
and dean. It’s the vacationers’
vacation spot, and you can make
your reservations today by
simply calling 305-566-4376.
Summer is here, so get on down
to Ft. Lauderdale and find out
what life is all about! Dined at
the POOP DECK where you
know that the food is superb,
service is excellent, and prices
can probably find me at
TACKY’S, exactly where the
men and boys are! Rush on
over, and have both a drink and
the time of your life! If you don’t
find me ther, pop into JAYBIRD
NEWS where I might be
checking out the latest books or
minimovies. Well, you know
I’ve always adored the
CINEMA!
ORLANDO: My dears, the
ANNEX bar has been
redecorated, revamped, AND 1
love itl A lot of fun and games,
and the mome of supercomic
JULY 1976. THE BARB - 8
Flossie Florida Reports
Bathwbut OH CALCUTTA-takes H aff at the Miami
COCONUT GROVE PLAYHOUSE
Geraldine Jones, an entertainer professional, as are the
that'll lay you in the aisles! You musicians. Two segments I
particularly enjoyed were the 1
comic skit DELICIOUS IN
DIGNITIES, detailing tne man*
sexual violations of Helen that
featured September Thorp and
Cy Moore, and the nude pas de
deux that featured Haru Aki and
Cress Darwin.
KEY WEST: A love letter to my
very favorite restaurant, and
that, of course, is the PORT OF
CALL! Dear P.O.C.; I love your
food, I love your service, and I
love the fact that I’ll be there in a
Happy Birthday to you, Happy
Birthday to you. Happy Birthday
dear America, Happy Birthday
to you! Yes, pussycats, the
U.S.A. is 200 years young, so
let’s celebrate with a sip of
champagne and climb on the
Florida skyrocket for a tour of the
Sunshine State.
FT. LAUDERDALE: Another
winner from WAYNESART, and
this time it’s THE FRIDAY
NIGHT POKER GAME, a
sculpture that reaches the apex
of masculine beauty. Art lovers
from all over the world own a
Waynesart reproduction, and so
can you by writing to
WAYNESART, 28 Southeast 9th
Street, Ft. Lauderdale, Fla.
33316 far details.
are reasonable. Choose your
entree from a wide variety of
specially prepared foods, and
enjoy the complimentary salad
bar time and time again during
your dinner. Then hit the
LOWER DECK for some of the
fanciest toe-twinkling I’ve seen
since Ginger met Fred!...Have I
told you that I’m looking radiant
these days thanks to the superb
hairstyling of The Hair Clinic.
An individual hairstyle that
absolutely does more for me than
a visit from my fairy godmother.
It’s located at 2028 East Oakland
Park Boulevard. Call 561-8416
for your appointment and you
can look SUPER too! All I can
tell you is that if you don’t find
me at home • then you
July 2-5
Stay with us for the
Bicentennial Weekend.
4 days/3 nights for
$54 per person double
occupancy, including
welcome cocktail,
breakfast or lunch
daily, disco admission
and much more.
Have a Bicentennial Weekend
at the Marlin Beach Hotel.
Enjoy the spectacular
Bicentennial Fireworks
Display on July 4th
over the Atlantic Ocean
from your "front row
seat" in one of our
oceanfront hotel rooms
Cruise our
Tea Dance
crowds
every
afternoon.
or from your
table in our
Upper Deck
Dining Room
Relax poolside
at our tropical
bar. Take a
refreshing dip
in our pool or
in the sparkling
Atlantic Ocean.
Send the coupon below or call
our toll-free number now and
make reservations to celebrate
America's 200th birthday with
name
m
address
rs
We promise you a Bicentennial
Weekend like you won't see for
at least another hundred years.
HAM IN BEACH HOTEL
11 South Atlantic Boulevard ^
Fort Lauderdale. Florida 33316 ^
(3051 467-6551 in Florida
or
• 800-327.3782 loll free X
+ ASJRO *
4 CRUISING *
ARIES - Watch your jealous
streak through the 15th, keep
your eyes open for tricks while
traveling - Saturn’s restricting
your lovelife til the 18th - but it!s
no stopping you - after that!
TAURUS - Temper your
towering enthusiasm - Mars
intensities this carnally
stimulating period - be sensitive
to the needs of your lover - a
serious sexual involvement may
begin, avoid injury to your
throat!
GEMINI - A confusing period,
but be positive on the 12th and
21st, seek suitable outlets for
your sexdrive - your intuition can
build a close rapport for you - but
be realistic!
CANCER - Don’t come on too
strong - or it might not last -
things could be stormy - don’t be
led astray by an infatuation on
either the 5th or 10th - an
excellant social life the first
couple weeks of July!
LEO - Getting curious this month
- don’t misinterpret the reactions
of others - you’re likely to be
disappointed - but the one you’re
ignoring might bring you some
luck!
VIRGO - Be aggressive - at least
meet them halfway - your
magnetism this month should
bring you more than you can
handle - but don’t be aloof- seek
out some variety - you might like
it!
LIBRA - This month should be
most intriguing - but it might be
dangerous - let your conscience
be your guide * you might be
attracted to someone who s just
a bit KINKY!
SCORPIO - Be sensitive - or your
likely to leave a trail of broken
hearts in your path - nothing too
permanent til the end of next
month - SO ENJOY!
SAGITTARIUS - You’ll probably
find your best outlet this month
to be a good book - you’ll end up
wasting alot of your energy, but
give it a try through the 5th!
Maybe next month...
CAPRICORN - Things could get
serious this month
relationships will be more
spiritual than carnal
experiment in your unions and
forget your inhibitions!
AQUARIUS - BORED? This
might be the month you meet - or
the phone might ring - but if it
doesn’t happen by the 5th -
RELAX - things will still be
pretty physical!
PISCES - Venus accents the first
two weeks of the month with
varied pleasures - just ask for
what you want - but be gentle -
YOU’RE LOOOK1NG GOOD!!!
LUCK IN LOVE
the BULL
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
CANCERS!!!
DEAR ABBY 7-04-18
RINGO STARR 7-07-40
DAVID BRINKLEY 7-10-20
PHYLLIS DILLER 7-17-17
BILL SMITH 7-19-48
few days enjoying your most
superb cuisine. Please save
some escargots and mushrooms
for my appetizer, and then for
my main course I’d like ???? I
think I’ll just wait and see!
Where else would I stay but at
the KEY LODGE MOTEL, so
central to EVERYTHING! Of
course I’ve already made my
reservations because this is one
BUSY, BUSY place! Clear that
dance floor, honey, oecause
Mama’s heading for
DELMONICO’S, where I plan to
introduce my latest dance
creation, the BICENTENNIAL
BUMP! Just watch those red,
white and blue hips fly by!
To close this month I’d like to
reprint an entry, dated July 4,
1776, from the unexpurgated
PRIVATE DIARY OF FLOSSIE
FLORIDA. QUOTE: Tom. what
do you meAn the pen ran out of
ink? I want to sign it too!
UNQUOTE God Bless America
and AftL my darling little
pussycats with love and kisses
from Flossie F.(for FREEDOM).
Florida.
AcP N
lust bring
your
bathing suit
Well, perhaps sandals and a T-shirt
too, for evening wear. You’ll need lit
tle else in casual, easygoing Key West.
Except your spirit of adventure...the
discos are exotic, the beaches are un
tamed, and the people are one-of-a-
kind. Get away to it all, spend your next
vacation in Key West. (All rooms air-con
ditioned with refrigerators and color TVs.)
Key Lodge Motel
Duval StreeyfVrruman Avenue,
KEY WESHjBa 305-296-9915^^
Truman Avenue,
k 305-296-9915