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This month we’d like talk
about the persons respon
sible for the success of any
popular disco;, the in
dividuals that prepare and
present popular music
programs, night after night
for your listening pleasure.
Who’s your favorite “Jock”,
and Why?
If you’ve ever thought of
becoming a Disc Jockey, you
must enjoy listening to
music, but in your wildest
fantasies, have you thought
about the role the D. J.
plays? The term “Disc
Jockey” is not well chosen
since you may or may not
“jockey” your music. With
the introduction of tape
decks and cartridge players,
a D. J.’s no longer limited to
strictly playing records.
Tapes also preserve the
quality of recordings.
The Disc Jockey is
responsible for selecting,
cueing, and playing his
music. You might feel a D.
J. plays music that he likes,
or only songs that are
popular. Nowadays, he must.
have, an ear to determining
the public’s taste! in music*
He actually introduces
selections that he feels the
public will like. The Disc
Jockey has become a
powerful persuader, using
simply the “power of
suggestion”. His influence
creates the desire or dislike
you may feel towards a
particular song and/or artist.
How great is his persuasive
ability? Ask any of the major
recording companies! The
“Radio Jock”, or “Air
Personality”, is the one we
usually associate with this
ability, however, the “disco
programmer” is now the one
with the most influence. If a
song doesn’t have his “seal
of approval”, it will never
get “air play”. When it
does, the clubs usually
abandon it to introduce new
material.
Why use a Disc Jockey?
The D. J.’s usefulness is
accredited to his ability to
attract customers and
making money for his em
ployer. His overall
responsibility is to his
audience. He must be
original and creative above
all else, in order to keep his
audience captive and coming
back .Variety is the keyword!
If there is no variety in a D.
J.’s program, why not record
one show and simply play it
each night. The Jock’s major
responsibility, to his club, is
continuity. This is achieved
through “tandem and
segue” (seg-way). Tandem
and segue is the art of never
giving your listeners the
chance or desire to escape
the beat. The Disc Jockey is
practicing tandem and segue
when he artistically ties in
one record with the next
(mixes), always with the
promise of more to come. It
also keeps the audience in a
subtle state of anticipation.
His listeners should come
first, if he fails in this
responsibility he also fails his
responsibility to his club. If
you intend to “boogie” when
you go out, you don’t want to
be brought “down”. A good
Disc Jockey can get you
“high”, and keep you there!
THE NEW AND OFFICIAL
BIOGRAPHY: D. C. LaRue
Courtesy of Pyramid Records
“D. C. (as all his close
relatives call him) was bom
in *he woods of Connecticut
under the sign of burnt
lemon and cheese. His
mother gave him a pet
D. C. LaRue
chicken as a birthday present
and young D; C., wigged out
of his skull at a virtually early
age, as the chicken, as the
duo got to be known around
town, grew to quick fame
playing sock hops, the
Masonic hall and gas station
openings.....
But as all good things
must come to an end, the duo
broke-up - a Case of con
flicting personalities - and in
a fit of rage the chicken ate
his cackle and died on the
spot. They were about to
embark on a natural tour of
North East Connecticut when
the tragedy occurred, so
jpung -D. C. made the im
portant decision after
burying his chicken near a
shady knoll.
D. C. emerged a new
man. In his James Dean
windbreaker and Sky King
ring, he shared his 5th
Avenue candy bars and
smoke with everyone
And then it happened. In
the next biggest deal of the
century which to this day has
set music biz circles buzzing.
The record was sold and a
near giant production deal
was set up...The terms of the
contract are undisclosed, but
it’s rumored that D. C. now
owns exclusive rights for
passage over the George
Washington bridge.”
*‘Ca-the-drals" is the
record that was sold, and it
should be bought! New
music is hard to come by,
after a while it all starts to
sound like the theme to the
last picture you’ve been to
see. D. C. LaRue is into
something new, and it has to
be experienced. ' It’s a
sophisticated blend of
“progressive” rock . and
“disco”, and perhaps a
concept within a concept. .
You are introduced to LaRue
via a 14:14 version of “I
Don’t Want To Lose You”,
then, if you flip the record
over, you’ll be surprised to
find the album gets
“progressively” better with,
“I’ll Still Be Here For You”,
which takes you into the title
cut, “Ca-the-drals” (with
concept idea), they save the
best for last with, “Deep,
Dark, Delicious Night”, an
enchanting melody, with an
even more enchanting beat.
Listen to the entire L.P.
again and again, for the
impact of the lyrics, and the
music’s hypnotic effect.
With the loss of D. C. LaRue,
“Ten Wheel Drive” will
never be the same!
What’s Hot? Hollywood,
of course! Robbie Llewellyn
Continued On Page 14.
AN INTRODUCTION TO
MASON EAGAN
Mason Eagan is
credited with being the
discoverer of the sexual
origin of the human species.
He is rapidly becoming one
of the world’s best known
and most controversial
evolutionary biologists. In
1971 he held a news con
ference in Atlanta’s City Hall
where he announced that a
new human species may
currently be evolving which
may eventually replace us
homo sapiens. His interest
in man’s origins began while
an undergraduate majoring
in history at the University of
Georgia where he became
associated with D
. Arthur Kelly, the famed
head of the University’s
Department of Archeology.
Dr. .Eagan’s interest in
people, present and past, led
him into a 12 year career as a
journalist. He was named
Newspaperman of the Year
in 1966 while Phoenix City
Editor of the Pulitzer Prize
winning Columbus (Ga.)
Ledger . But his fascination
with man’s origins drew him
back to the university where
he earned a master’s degree
in genetics and was later
awarded a doctorate with
highest honors in
paleoanthropology, His
doctoral thesis, entitled
simply “The Origin of
Man”, revealed a whole nev
scientific ' basis for un
derstanding mankind’!
beginnings. He discoyera
die unique role humai
Sexuality played in the origii
and development of : th<
entire human family .
Since 1969, Dr. Eagat
has been director of th<
Quality of Life Institute, ar
Atlanta based non-profr
research foiindatioi
dedicated to translafin|
important scientific
discoveries into informatior
usable by everyone in ever)
day life.
My lover keeps calling me a
bi-sexual. He and I have
lived together five months
and I certainly enjoy doing
“it” with him. But I alsc
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date women and enjoy “it”
with'them, too. Just what is
“bi-sexual” and is it bad? -
J.L., 23. East Point, Ga.
It is nothing. Just a word
and a word which gives rise
to enormous confusion. It
has at least two different
meanings, neither of which
are very useful. Don’t worry
about it. Enjoy whatever you
and your partner of the
moment find most satisfying
and let the ones who don’t
seem to be getting enough of
“it” do the worrying. More
about “bi-sexual” below.
My friend says that since
he has only oral sex he
doesn’t ever have to worry
about catching VD because it
can only be transmitted
anally. Is this true? -
B.D.W., 31, Atlanta
Don’t you believe it. VD
is the No. 1 infection in the
United States and it can
easily be caught through any
opening in the body. The
only safeguard is for
everyone to have a VD test at
least every six months. Have
vbu had yours?
-1 am. not into fists - or vice
versa - but I have to admit
that the idea has some ap
peal to me. Is it dangerous? -
B.B.,36, Greenville, S. C.
, Extreme caution is a
must. Essentially the whole
fist scene is one of trust. The
recipient must be able to
have, absolute trust in the
giver* Many-find this aspect
as great a turn-on as the
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giver has definite obligations
to earn this trust. His hand
must be prepared in ad
vance, nails trimmed and
filed, no whores or rough
places. It takes, planning.
No spur-of-the-moment
stuff. He must have at
titudes of paUence,
carefulness and help*. It
cannot be rushed. About the
only safe w ay to get into the
art of fisting is to be taught
by an experienced and ut
terly reliable practitioner.
Special clubs exist but you
must meet a member to find
out about them. Ask around.
Good sense as well as
caution are essential to reap
the rewards of this form of
pleasure. When you are
ready to begin, remember:
know your partner, stay in-
control (including no bon
dage) and take it easy.
Recently my 13-year old
nephew tried to put the make
on me. We were watching
TV and it just happened. I
really put him dowm twit I
know hfe actually wanted it!
What do you make of that?.- v
R.E.L., 30, Atlanta : .-S'- - ;'' v
Kids are ingenuous/in
discovering what they want
to know. They have tq-.be
since they .are . never
adequately •' taught. m Your
nephew’s advances indicate
not only his curiosity .and
state of readiness, but also
his confidence in you'. You
shou’d be gratified.
You are rot going to believe
this but I have a pet dog who
likes cum. Whenever I jack-
off he sits by the- herd