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these alter boys drunk with wine enemas. D B (Irish accent): The blood of Christ! AD: That's insane. Can you get drunk from a wine enema? JS: It goes straight to your lowdr intestine. Probably gets sucked right in immediately... CS: So did they really have a color-coded map saying where... DB: Yeah, yeah they had a color coded map showing which states had substantiated cases of molesting priests... CS: Can I use this newspaper for an ashtray? . DB: Yeah. Help yourself. Georgia was not one of the states. Florida was. Louisiana... AD: Oh, you know who was an alter boy, was Dru Wilbur. DB: Maybe that's what happened to old Dru along the way... v JS: See, I wasn't just an alter boy, I was a Bishop's boy. I got to serve the Archbishop. AD: Did you get to ring the bell? JS: I got to ring the bell all the time, that's no big deal. I got to carry the miter and scepter, and/or scepter, the hat and staff. CS: Do you think that if you don’t clean pot of stems and seeds it's worse to smoke it because of the chaff? 'Cause I never clean my pot. DB: No, I just figure it just makes the pot go a little bit further. [Pot helper?] WHY GO TO BED, WHEN YOU CAN GO TO FUTON Come See Our New Location At The Athens Flea Market (Sparky*s) Fantasy Futons 364 W. Thomas St. Athens 353-1218