About Flagpole. (Athens, Ga.) 1987-current | View Entire Issue (July 13, 1988)
Flagpole • July 13/ 1988 Page 14 ... M < * vv_" a? Police Sting Stung The Athens Police Department got a black eye recently when some police officers and employees were caught drinking alcohol in a city park. Possession of alcohol is prohibited in public parks. To add insult to injury one of the police employees found drinking was underage. It is illegal for minors to possess alcohol or for persons to supply minors with alcohol with alcohol. The police should know the laws about minors and alcohol well since they had recently ■ fN\ conducted an undercover sting operation using an underage woman to entrap local alcohol license holders. Forty-one out of 90 businesses with licenses in Athens, including one music club, were indicted on charges of selling to a minor. Since the underage city employee caught ih the park was the same one used in the sting operation, Athens mayor Dwayne Chambers has dropped the charges against all the license holders under prosecution for the sting. The Gastro Beat A weekly dramatic column with a nutritive theme. almost brakin' me. By Superstar JT: " The Personification Files," stories about appliances and home furnishings and how they're just like you and me. No. #1: Horace the ball pa ilet seat: Sept. 1970 (plus or minuse a decade): 50-50 was my lot, and boy howdy did I get screwed, pardon the obvious play on words. A sexually backwards toilet seat placed in the wrong facilities. I can remember smarting off to inspector No. 23, sticking a splinter in her rump for fun during the pre-shipment test phase. CENSoSg. Swearing to get even, shj (sic) little homotoliet seat,! and ripped me off the test stand, maliciously throwing me in the crate labeled, "Ladies Rooms<Fulton County Stadium" The worst part though pMwwmaiMbthe comes cut of these nasty girMtawMlRMB hot dogs and beeiSmmaMriMfcthat hits the water and splashes up on my back side. Bad days ran into worse, mid-summer 4-game series against the Cardinals with beer specials. Most times it’s unbearable, but at times it becomes almost humorous. Once amonth or so some decked here to prove a point. S/he sits downgaSH|f^ggm|lippliMiliP of a lets it allM^i Mi Most of the time they're sticken with a bad case ofMHHMfl^so they just sit there and having^BMM^HB immense barrier o^lbfijoad towards cosmic acceptance* ~ £®£. s °RED So here I sit, stadium mints, hoping that someday into my stall and sil on down. J**r**iAx. So here I am 2 years and about 2,000 women asses later. Red neck chi^j^pMT on me. (Please send correspondences to: Superstar JT, 711 Wylie Street, Atlanta.Ga. 30316).
