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5 hr Kenneth Auger once
mote, “A community a defined
by the avarice of Us inhabitants.'So
that we rrmght know our nettftbors
better, let's examine some of their de
sires in this, dte season of recei\*ng
lance tangs (filmmaker & 5-6 confidante)
— PI Harvey's hand in marriage, one
more Pylon show, or a fireplace.
Chris Bit tamer (social critic A computer
geek)—A shitload 0/Lawn DartsC (they're
hard to come byX
Gwen (Clooney (Athens-Clarfae Co. CEO)
— Feelings of safety and trust... I don't
mean only for us— I mean for everything.
I pray for tte patience to get to a better
place and socks.
Kety Noonan (Suite 16 studios) — A
band... and socks.
|im McKay (C-00 filnvnaker) — At risk of
sounding selfish, I'm wishing for about 3
million dollars to make a movie. And how
about peace on Earth or socks.
Kathy Doyle (Imaginary lighting)—A roll
of insulation and some tile, or socks.
Paul Thomas (Oracle proprietor A Evan
gelist) — Rudolph Valentino's parakeet
Debt Miller (Jezzebelle's)—Anew top for
my convertible. a politically correct mm,
and a compost pile for my herb garden.
Dee Dennis (another Jezzy) — A good
bottle of wire, some flowers, and a day off
from work. Oh, new socks...
Scott Stuckey (Sound Gallery studk^pro-
ducer extraordinaire) — Another Flagpole
Christmas album... Peace and harmony
in dse world; to have HID (Hear M, love
It, Dance It) record endlessly at my
house; a new Milk and Cheese comic
— yes, that's what I really do want
Stan Mullins (artist)—A bigger build
ing... paint , five old left socks...
Quinton Phillips (really cool dude)
— A pair of black A white wing tips
and a shark skin jacket
Ben Reynold! (Chickasaw Muddpuppy)
— An aN expense paid trip to the Motel 6
in Fresno and breakfast at Denny's.
Michelle Rawaon (R.E.M. office) — Felix
the Cat wrist watch — the same one I
wanted last year. Also, to replace my
1979 stereo wkh a new one.
BiH Mallonde — (Vigilantes of love, ac
cording to Brenda...) A kill-time babysitter/
nanny to take care of these boys, books, a
life-rime supply of Dunkin Donuts and
stock in Taco Stand.
Alice Berry (Hillbilly Frankenstein)— A
leopard skin push-up bra bom Frederick's
of Hollywood... like the one Phyllis has...
and a guy who could fix my car.
Phyllis Bridges (Hillbilly Frankenstein)—
A bass rig. A pace maker...
feffWalk (Hi Mbilly Frankenstein)—A solar
power generator that will run our truck so
I can do away with the engine in it
Brian Mac Beth (Kachina) — To have tve
spirit of Crazy Horse overtake the land.
Mark Stepp (Greenhouse A downtown
crime victim) — More police patrolling
downtown A change Russ Crider's name
to 'Russ Gridlock.'
Trey Ledford (LaBrea Stompers) — I'd like
one of those sit and spin Usings, it would
have to be enlarged because it was for
kids — a man-sized one, and a Hungry
Man dinner, maybe the Salisbury Steak
thing. Also, an Arriflex SR with a Zeist T-
10mm to 100mm Zoom.
Dave Zwart (Daisy)—A black leather hip
coat like Peter Zarimba's. A cage at the
door (of the 40 Walt) so I can say and do
whatever I want without any problems...
and bad beer breath repellent
Trent AMen (Dreams So Real)— The art of
Mexican cooking by Diana Kennedy.
Drew Worsham (Dreams So Real) — The
entire Kiss library on CD.
Barry Marier (Dreams So Real) — For all
the crackers to be toasty brown for the
children. Three purple socks. ^
Terry Aien (Dreamt So Real)—The same
thing Michael Stipe wished for last year
except I want a Beretu shotgun instead of
a Winchester.
Greg Reece (Redneck GReece Delux) —
Mkrowavable panties, gravy... main
course, appetizer, and dessert—crunchy
and chewy.
Bob KeHer (Spinning Mule Records) —
The Skillet lickers CD Box Set
Chris Purceff (Self-Rising Records) — My
old '61 green and white VW Bus with
comer windows, luggage rack, and oh
yeah, don't forget the bench seat Ya'
gotta have a bench seat
PattiyTomo (Photographer/Seif-Rising)—
A new silver thimble, Polaroid 667 filnv
and a high 8 cassette, or socks,
foe Rowe (BkiVSeJf-Riung) — High-hat
cymbols and a pro pack.
Andy Baker (Bliss) — A kiss from Chris
Bilveimer and his socks.
Nick Biclli(Haynde) — My dad to be
happy. A sock-like hat
Curtiss Pemicc (Pom Orchard)—To place
an enormous revolving reproduction of
Gwen O'looney's head on the roof of the
Nation's Bank building to deter down
town crime and discourage roosting pi
geons. Also, the eyes would flash red to
alert low-flying aircraft
Armistead Weflford (Black Label) — A
guitar amp and a big pot of gold from the
sky — a money tree — but a Fender Twin
would be nice.
Bil, Mike, A Jim (City Bar doormen) —
Death to the pistachio nut machine and
matching ties.
Steve, Damon, A Laura (City Bar bartend
ers) — The man who tore out die wall in
the bathroom — his head on a pike I
Budyard Cullers (40 Watt doorman) —
Santa Claus to be true; a naked girl... takx>
on my arm.
Ort. (CM.) — Good health and good will
for all men and all women, too.
Rachel Reynolds — (Production Man-
agrr, Flagpole) I want a Ren Hodk doll
and a rhubarb pie.
Travis Sutton (economist for the whole
world) — Given Nomothetic and not nec
essarily identical preferences, a proof that
the poincard-hopf index will imply a
unique globally stable general equilib
rium, or socks.
Hillary Meistcr (FPMusic Ed.)—A warm,
fuzzy badvrobe, a pair of bunny slippers,
a cozy fireplace, hoi apple cider, some
mountains, snow, and Daniel Day Lewis
to rub my ears...
W. M. Over end (FP Chief Crinch) — My
stolen Emory coflee mug returned, no
questions asked. More Star Trek sounds
for my computer.
Shannen Diaddigo (token FP office small
person) — Three inches, a picture tame,
less paranoia, a ■ife time of hope...
John Mincemoyer (Media Assasin and FP
Writer) — A girlfriend; 'Space Knights'
video; the jesus lizard; a piranha named
'Chunkie,'' a Rapeman reunion in my
living room, a clue.
Dana Taylor (FP Ad Director) — A new
copy of Blue Highways by William Least
Heat Moon; snowdomes; pictures drawn
by children from all over the world; and
those things you put on the end of tooth
paste tubes to help the rolling process.
Patrick Malone (local Buddha A fax
abuser) — Global peace A a keg of wine.
Dennis Creenia (Publisher, Flagpole) —
A clean rice bowl, socks and to stop
hearing those voices in my head.
Stephen Crawford (manic-depressive)—
Those nuns to slop stalking me.
Deb Hinrichs (FP Managing Editor) —
Personal mastery over time and space,
and an OscarO for best actress in a sup
porting role. My own pen.
Alicia Nicklcs (FP Ad Director) — 1,000
pairs of lips to kiss everybody's butts... a
house lo live in.
Stimpson |. Cat
(T.V. superstar) —
Kilty Krapper 50009
ony Eubanks (40 Watt
bartender) — A job...
Susan Philips (FPCopy Edi
tor) — A fenced in backyard.
T Jared Bailey (40 Watt
impropnetor) — Safer streets or
an Uzi. Socks
Cat Holmes (Publisher, Flagpole)
— a walk-in vault, socks, and a peri
scope, so I can see my toes come May.
Joe Creenia (FP General Manager) —
Seven raw potatoes and a bag of mice.
Michael Stipe (Inlemational cad) — A
new three wood, a case of single malt
scotch, and a swell CBS Mini-series about
my life, entitled; Don't Hold Beds the
Tears: The Michael Stipe Story.
Brooke Johnson (Disciplinary officer,
R.EM. Athens, lid.)—A new cal-o-nine-
tails, and at least one pop star who really
knows how to polish hob-nailed boots.
And some socks.
Barrie Buck (40 Walt proprietor) —
For Peter's comedic talents lo be fi
nally recognized on the level of a Mr
Jackie Mason, or maybe a Mr. Norm
Crosby, even. Some socks.
Kyle Pilgrim (GA Theatre co-owner) —
For Duck to sign the hie insurance papers.
Duck Anderson (GA Theatre co-owner)
— For Kyle to stop looking at him funny.
Ben Robinson (guy 9 large) — Lots of
money, lots of things that cost a lot of
money; the key lo my roller skates; safe
sex, all the above plus, so much more.
Hmm May you and yours find all
your not loo unreasonable wishes real-
tied, and enjoy a happy holiday season.
We certainly shall as we take a break tor
two weeks returning on December 30th.
Remember lo be good, because you ate
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