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MAHERS OF THE HEART AND LOINS
My girlfriend of six months is bi sexual and is
interested in getting into the whole swinging thing.
However, she just wonts to have sex with other
girls. The problem is she says I'm not allowed to
have sex with other women apart from her nor am I
allowed to join in her fun. so to speak. Apparently,
though. I'm allowed to watch. She says I
can take it or leave it... and her.
Personally. I think this is complete
bullshit and although I really don t
want anyone but her. I'm not at all
comfortable with the ideo of her
engaging m any Sapphic pleasures.
She says I'm overreacting and that
her sexual escapades with other
women "isn't the same" because she
"only loves me". Is she being unreason
able or should I just enjoy the show*
Not That Damn Stupid
Sounds like a load of crap to me.
NTDS Se* is sex. and cheatmq is
cheating And if she is somehoA
trying to justify sleeping Aith
other women by saying "it's
different," she s Arong. Is it
different because they don t
have dicks? Is it supposed
to be okay because you
get to watch? If it isn't
Arong, then Ahy aren t
you allowed to partici
pate' Would she be
willing to watch while
you screw another guy? It sounds
like your ideas about relationships
are vastly different. I can't believe you've
been dating for six months and this has only
come up now, but those are the breaks, I guess.
She says you "can take it or leave it"? Well, take it
from me man, you should leave it. You are obvi
ously more emotionally attached than she is, and
you are setting yourself up for a world of hurt. Get
while the gettin' is good—or at least
before it gets any worse.
How can I fuck so much and still
be so horny? I am married, so don't
tell me this wilt pass.
Rebar
Wow, Rebar. Not sure how to
answer that, as I seem to suffer from
the same affliction. Just pure luck I
guess. That and being young and healthy.
You re not complaining about it. are you? I
mean, are you missing work over it? Are
you afraid you're an addict or are
you just bragging? Is your wife
getting annoyed? Perhaps my
poor exhausted boyfriend and
your poor exhausted wife can
start a support group. A sup
port group for very lucky
people who can't believe
it's true. Seriously,
though. That's good
news. It's not often
VO* that I hear that from
married folk. Awesome.
You're an inspiration.
I am a monogamous queer, and I love
him for all of his conscious quirks, but
here's the trouble: My boyfriend jerks off in his
sleep sometimes, and it makes me batty. It isn't
every night, but often enough, and it is done with
enough verve to actually WAKE ME OUT OF A
SOUND SLEEP. Of course. I don't mind that he does
it—I'm just unable to sleep when he does it. I
haven't said anything to him about it. I don't
want to embarrass him.
Waking to Wanking
make a big mess, right? I just wanted to make
sure, before I direct you to the personals (flag-
pole.com or nerve.com, for starters), that you
are absolutely certain that you not only want to
watch this girl you are so in love with fucking
somebody else, but that you also want to make
her watch yoo do it—even though she's in love
with you, too. C>ot it? Good. Have fun, and don't
say I didn't warn you.
Oon't look a gift horse in the mouth, dude. If I
were you, I would find a creative way to wake
that man up and have at it. He's obviously wound
and ready. On the other hand, if you're too
tired and you don't want to play, that may
backfire. Maybe you should try wearing him
out BEFORE you go to sleep. And as far as
telling him. I dunno. If you were to just
come out tell him what's going on, it
isn't like he could somehow stop
doing it—obviously this is not a situ
ation that he can control. Maybe you
could just gently kind of nudge him
and tell him to roll over. Tell him he
is snoring.
My girlfriend and I have been together
for a couple of months, and are very in
love. We ve been experimenting with
all sorts of sex stuff, and now we
have decided to ty a three way.
Any advice on where to find a
hot. willing college girl?
Three's Company
All right, TC. I'm sure
that you’ve already con
sidered the possible conse
quences of this little
endeavor, so I don't have to give
you that speech, right? I mean,
you know that threesomes
seem like a good idea, and that
they CAN be fun and alt around
cool, but that they usually
My girlfriend's a devout Catholic. I'm a quite
content agnostic. I respect her beliefs and she says
she respects my lock of beliefs, but
recently she's been bringing religion
into the relationship in subtle ways.
I really love this girl, so should I
shoot myself now or later ?
Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be
Is this some sort of sick
joke? You're in the BIBLE BELT,
son! Git yer ass to mass—
Pronto. And stop reading this
filth. Okay, seriously though,
how is she bringing her religion
into the relationship? In my experi
ence devout Catholics (and any other
fervent believers in anything) are
about as subtle as a tram wreck.
Ask her politely to get off her
cross, or at least to leave you
off of it, and tell her if she
can't then get out. It's likely
that she won't be able to
deal with your beliefs (or,
as you said, lack thereof)
in the long run anyway.
Jyl Inov
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