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MATTERS OF THE HEART AND LOINS
What’s amusing. Min Off. is that this was the
only open place to place a comment after searching
the entire Flagpole site. Athens is a dirty little town
that's a wanna be to UWM. I was apalled at the
comparison to UWM and the big high school in
Athens. Madison. Wisconsin and Athens. Georgia
are NO comparison. I believe the Students in
Madison. Wisconsin know what red and green b'ghts
mean. Bui yeah, duh, ya got an almost
good football team, y'all.
Edjocatun at its best. UGA.
Pass this on to whatever
department you choose. My
wife and I have great sex
life. Just thought Td put
that in to make it fit into
your column, fella.
JoeB
I would like to begin
by calling your attention
to a little portion of the
magazine called "Letters'
in which readers can sound
off about any subject
whether or not it is related to
anything that was written in
Flagpole. Topics include everything from bike lanes
to chicken trucks to abortion—virtually no gener
alization goes unmade, and no name goes
uncalled. I have no idea what you refer to when
you speak of the comparison that was made
between UGA and your precious midwestem uni
versity. Was the article even in Flagpole? What was
the basis for the comparison? Somehow I doubt it
was road safety. So what brings you to this "dirty
little town," Joe? And what part of Athens do you
assume aspires to be Wisconsin? If you are trying
to draw me into an argument about football or the
merits of a UGA education, it ain't
gonna happen—not now, not ever. I
graduated college a long time ago,
and I wasn't very fond of my own
alma mater, so I am certainly not i
guing to stand up for anyone
else's. However, if you would
like, I can forward this to
the editor, and possibly it
will get printed in a section
where it will actually be read.
Or maybe the people you
are after don't
(can't?) read. I don't
know. In the mean
time, I suggest you
spend your time behg
"apalled" by things that are
actually appalling (Nice
spelling, by the by. Good thing
you didn't get yer education at
UGA, eh?), or better yet why
not find some things to enjoy
while you're stuck here?
P.S. My dick is bigger than yours.
P.P.S. Seriously. Way bigger.
I LOVE sex! When Fm sick, it heals me. When
Fm tired, it puts me to sleep. When Fm stressed
out, it calms me. When rm bored, it's entertain
ment Here's the deal I have always heard that
men are usually the ones that are the homballs
and it's the girls refusing them. That is not the case
in my current relationship and it bothers me. It
bothers me because I have been in relationships
where there was no trust but great sex. Now I am
in a trustful relationship (it's going on three years
now) where there isn't enough sex. It frustrates me
because he thinks that "it's different for a guy.' A
girl can't just ask for sex and expect to get it but a
guy can. I beg to differ. The problem is he doesn't
expect it that much. We used to do it alot... or
rather enough. The biggest problem I hove had
with him since day 1 has been our sex life. If I
don't get it at least 2-3 times a week, I have to
get hateful and obviously moody for him to
realize that all I need is a serious
deep-diddng. And now this
method isn't working
that great because we
are not even doing it
once a week. We've talked
about it casualty, but obvi
ously he doesn't take me
seriously. I don't ask for
much from him, so how
can I let him know that if
he doesn't put out more
often, he is on the way to get
ting put out of my life for good...
eventually. How do I let him know that I
hove no problem if he spends most of his
time trying to hit homeruns with the
boys when he doesn't even think about
stepping up to my mound?
Hot, Homy & Bothered.
First off, I'd like to ask your boyfriend exactly
what is "different for a g\rf? If he seriously
believes that sex on demand is anybody's right in
a relationship, then he has to go. Second, what
ever gave you the idea that only men are capable
of being "hornballs"? While it is true that men
traditionally have higher sex drives than women,
it isn't unusual for a woman to actually desire and
possibly even (gasp!) enjoy sex. Third, has it
occurred to you that being a moody bitch won't
inspire lust in a man? If you are so dependent on
sex for emotional health, then I suggest you get
yourself a good vibrator instead of pouting like a
spoiled child until he finally screws you. On the
other hand, two or three times a week isn't
exactly nymphomania, so maybe you two just
aren't compatible in that department Why don't
you try
tempting
him
rather than
taunting him? If it doesn't work, then maybe you
really do need to consider moving on.
P.S. You are obviously a guy who wants to read
about hot and wild young girls, even if you have
to write the scenarios yourself. Why don't you just
stick to Penthouse Forum and leave metaphors and
the literary like to the folks from Madison, eh?
Mound?! Are you serious?
CONFIDENTIAL TO LEFT BEHIND: You should
use this time as an opportunity to figure things
out for yourself. Read some books, travel a little,
get a new hobby, make some new friends. This will
at least make the time go by faster, and in the
end, you may find that you are better off without
this guy.
Jyl Inov
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www.ftagpole.com.
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