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the law or the land. America is now looked upon
as an empire, not the admired and respected
model of freedom we once were. George Bush lied
and deceived us, not because he had bad infor
mation, but because he thought he was above
the law. Unlike the end of a great western movie,
he and his gang of criminals should not be al
lowed to ride off into the sunset.
Am I happy about the election results? Yes! Is
it a step in the right direction? Yes! But we ran
not stand in front of the "Mission Accomplished"
banner until the people responsible for the poli
cies of the last six years are held accountable.
If George Bush really heard us, he, Cheney and
others would follow Rumsfeld out the door. If
the newly elected Congress really heard us, they
would not forgive and forget the Bush adminis
tration's crimes. These crimes need to be inves
tigated. Only then can we truly say... Mission
Accomplished!
Drago Tesanovich
Colbert
BEWARE THE SHE-DONKEY
Hellllllllllll in a handbasket. Never walk be
hind a donkey, and be especially careful when
its black billy club is lifted, like after a windfall
election.... They will host al kydu^ operatives at
honoraree lunchuns for Noel Chompskee... they
will chacha with Chavez, tango with Ortega, and
snort coke with (no) Morales—and stress our
fine Christian President into addiction again.
They will take 98.8 percent of your money when
you die, and convert your hard-earned house
to a heroine recovery center. They will draft
your brightest daughters to co-ed socialist work
kommunes where they serve morning-after pills
with every breakfast's milk and fly giant inflated
condom efferjees under the flag. They will re
place the red and white stripes with the secret
homosexual rainbow. They will import Cuban
organik vejetables. They will legalize poiygamee
and group and/ or animal marriage. They will
take your guns and reduce hunting to a one
week sling-shot opening. They will swear on the
kooran and change the Pledge of Allegiance to
include "might or might not” after "I," and God/
Moohammed/ Goddess after "under." They will
replace the Supreme Court with an ACLU Advisory
Board. They will make WalMart make something
in America if it says "Made in America," and we
will no longer be able keep shoes on our grand
children. They will name Andrew Weil Surgeon
General, and Pastor Ted national Chaplain...
I have seen the devil, my friends, and he is a
wicked she-donkey. Brace yourselves... a pinko
sun sets, and Armegiddyon has finally come to
our good soil.
Jacob Wienges
Danielsville
FLAMINGO THEFT
Evidently I'm not the only person in the area
who heard the NPR piece saying that the U.S.
pink flamingo factory is closing and in the future
they'll be made in China. It ran over and over,
emphasizing that the ones now in existence will
become collectors' items, etc., etc., not taking
into account, of course, that they fade, become
brittle, and disintegrate over time. The thief
who stole the two faded Wal-Mart ones given
to me for my birthday this summer must have
heard it, too—the thief who stole them the day
before Thanksgiving while I was at a funeral.
I certainly hope the person was able to parlay
them at least into S15 or S20 to buy a turkey for
the poor starving family of a thief. It's damned
depressing, not to mention disgusting, to real
ize that, first on the Fourth of July and now at
Thanksgiving, some jerk is traipsing up and down
Navy School area streets through private neigh
borhood yards stealing.
Nelda Parker
Email
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RUNOFF ELECTION
Thank you for your enormous show of
support in the general election. This
runoff election is critical to ensuring
the protection of our neighborhoods
and the quality of Athens for
generations to come. I will work
tirelessly with you as District 9
Commissioner to develop the best
solutions to our common challenges.
DISTRICT 9 COMMISSIONER
Paid for by: Kelly Girtz for Commissioner / 706.369.9457 / www.votegirtz.com
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