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«&. The Too Honest Bootbkck. “Look here, mister! Did you drop this here five-dollar piece?” The party addressed turned around and looked at the bootblack, as the lat¬ ter held out a shiner in his hand. -why, “Why, good gracious! lemme see— yes; you’re a tine boy, you are; here—here’s a couple of dollars for you. That’s right, my boy; be honest—it pays.” So saying, the delighted San Josean slipped the five dollar piece in his _ pock¬ et and walked off. “And you hadn’t lost the money at all?” inquired a companion of the for¬ tunate possessor of tlie $5, as the two comfortably rested their elbows on the Auzerais bar and proceeded to hide the respective ends of their noses in a couple of glasses. “Of course not! But you see I gave the kid $2, which was certainly fair, and I’m just $3 ahead,” exclaimed the indi¬ vidual, as he tossed the V. on the coun¬ ter and called for change. * The bartender picked up the coin, gave it a careless glance and quietly pushed it back. said. “Bogus!” he it For the next minute was so quiet you could hear the beer foam. “And this is the highly moral city of San Jose!” bitterly exclaimed the duped man as he passed out into tlie cold and cheerless street. “To think that the very bootblacks are dishonest!” But his feelings were too deep for ut¬ terance .—San Jose Herald. What a Dunce! 1 suffered with fever.hot head and foul breath. With a stomach disordered—was sick unto death. I bore it a week—surely “Pellets”—they was a dunce— cured at 'then I took a few me once. W hat a dunce, indeed,to neglect such relief a could rem¬ edy and suffer a week,wlien Pierce’s quick Pleasant Pur¬ have been found iu Dr. gative Pellets. Don’t plow than you can cultivate; don’t plan move than you can execute. Delicate Children, Nursing Mothers, Overworked Men, and for all diseases where the tissues are wasting away from the inability to digest ordinary food, or from over¬ work of the brain or b dy, all such should take Scott’s Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphites. “I used the Emulsion on a lady who was delicate. and threatened with Bronchitis. It put her in such good health ana flesh, that I must sav it is the best Emulsion I ever used.”—!,. P. Waddell, M. D., Hugh’s Mills, a c. Mnilein Better than Coil l.ivcr Oil. Dr. Quillan, the leading authority of Great Britain on lung troubles, gives his opinion ! based upon experiment, that mullein is better 'in consumption than Cod Liver Oil. Taylor’s ICberokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and Mullein will cure coughs, colds and consumption. If afflicted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaac Thomp¬ son’s Eye-water. Druggists sell at 25c. per bottle. On rising in the. morning, use Long’s Pearl Tooth Soap. Your druggist has it. vs&y ^frame’s ^unbound , For The Nervous The Debilitated The Aged II ORES ache,Neuralgia, Nervous Prostration,Nervous NervousWeakness, Head rah- Stomach and Liver Diseases, and all affections of the Kidneys. AS A NERVE TONIC, It Strengthens and Quiets the Iterves. AS AN ALTERATIVE, It Purifies and Enriches the Blood. AS A LAXATIVE, 11 acts mildly, but ®irely, on the Bowels. AS A DIURETIC. It Regulates the Kid neys and Cures their Diseases. Recommended by professional and business men. Price $ 1 . 00 . Sold by druggists. Send for circulate. W£US, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietors , BURLINGTON. VT. Ml mpr fifi C*3 co CT3 po s CQ S 5g O «CB HHU sirs tfl § i cri 03 5 3 * * a- o C/> o <d a: o 3D Cl O z t/> c 2 0- -i a z If You Feel Tired Weak and weary, worn out, or run down from hara work, by Impoverished condition of the hlood or low state of the system, you should take Hood’s Sarsa¬ parilla. The peculiar toning, purifying, and vitaliz¬ ing quallt es of thl* successful medicine are soon felt throughout the ent re system, e pelling disease, and giving quick, health • action to every organ. It tones the stomach, creates an appetite, end rouses the liver and kidneys. Thousands who have taken it with be»eflt, t stify that Eood s Sarsaparilla ‘makes the weak strong.” Hood’s Sarsaparilla ”1 have taken not quite a bottle of Hood’s Sarsa¬ parilla, and must say It Is one of the best medicines for giving an appetite, purifying the blood, and regulating the digestive organs, that I ever heard of. It did me a great deal of good.”— Mrs. N. A. Stan¬ ley, Canastota, N. Y. Makes the Weak Strong “Feeling languid and dizzy, having no appetite and no ambition to work, I took Hood’s Sarsaparilla, with the best results. As a health invigorator and medicine for general debility I think it superior to anything else.”—-A. A. Riker, Utica, N. Y. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. SI: six for $3. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass. IOO Doses One Dollar Kogsv {£”£?■ By return mail. Full Description S IbKeLEL Cutting* M00DY*& CO., Cincinnati, 0. r Y re -A. J REMEDIAL POME. |X m Are m i s J S 88 SS I a h I FULL STAFF OF 111 f £ EXPERIENCED PHYSICIANS & SURGEONS. !! Is 5* pi .-j m m ■ :: y* m Matty CHRONIC DISEASES Sue Jk cessfuUy 'Treated without a i 9 Personal Consultation. p TTTE obtain our knowledge of the patient's dis *’ euse by the application, to the practice of *• ■ si . r-1 medicine, of well-established principles of modem Science. The most ample resources for treating lingering or chronic diseases, and the greatest skill, are thus placed within the easy reach of invalids, however distant they may reside. Write and describe your symptoms, inclosing ten cents in stamps, and a complete treatise, on your par¬ INVALIDS’ HOTEL AND SURGICAL INSTITUTE, St., ticular disease, will be sent you, with our opin¬ 663 Main 'i ion as to its nature and curability. OUR FXEX -23 The treatment of Diseases of NASAL HltonL, IHRQAT 111 nun I the chronic Air Passages Catarrh and in Lungs, the Head, such M lUn Laryngitis, Bronchitis, Asthma, “ l,u and Consumption, both through LUnll I IIHP liliCKCf liloCfldLo. constitutes correspondence important and at our specialty. institutions, an We publish which three give separate valuaule books in¬ on Nasal, Throat and (1) Lung A Treatise Diseases, Consumption, match Laryngitis and formation, viz: post-paid, ten on cents. (3) A Treatise Asthma, Bronchitis; price, and successful treatment; on price, or Phthisic, giving new Ciironic Catarrh in the Head; post¬ paid, ton cents. (3) A Treatise on price, post-paid, two cents. Id - : stinate rhea, Dyspepsia, 'Tape-worms, Constipation, “Liver and Complaint,” Chronic kindred affections, Diar¬ Ob¬ i Digestion. are cessful among treatment those of chronic which diseases our specialists in the have suc¬ attained great success. Our Complete Treatise on Diseases of the Digestive Organs will be sent to any address on receipt of ten cents in postage stamps. „ KIDNEY BRIGHT’S maladies, DISEASE, have DIABETES, largely treated, and niuiiLi kindred been very nn ,] cures effected in thousands of cases which IW.nro UluLUOL.ua had been pronounced beyond hope. These dis eases are readily diagnosticated, or determined, ....................... t,y chemical analysis of the urine, without a personal examination successfully of patients, treated who cam, their therefore, homes. generally bo at The study and practice of chemical analysis and microscopical with examination of the urine in our consideration of eases, reference to correct diagnosis, in which our institution long ago became famous, has naturally led to a very extensive practice in diseases of the urinary organs. I I Caution UBUIIUII. \ | petont to ascertain the exact condition and stage of advancement which the disease has made (which can only oe ascertained by a careful chemical and micro¬ scopical examination of the urine), for medicines which are curative in one stage or condition do positive injury in others. Being in constant receipt of numerous these inquiries for a complete in work on the nature and curability of maladies, written a stylo to be easily understood, we have published a large, Illus¬ trated Treatise on these diseases, which will be sent to any ad¬ dress on receipt of ten cents in postage stamps. Bladder INFLAMMATION OF THE BLAB. DEB, Oravcl, STONE Emlarged IN THE BLADDER, Bland, Prostate Diseases. tions, Retention may bo included of Urine, among and those kindred in the affec¬ cure of which our specialists have achieved extraor¬ dinary success. These are fully treated of in our Illustrated Pamphlet on Urinary Diseases. Sent by mail for 30 cts. in stamps. | I ._________ uTRIGTURE I I TULAS.— STRICTURES Hundreds AND of URINARY of the worst FIS. form I cases B of strictures, manv of them greatlv aggravated by the careless use of instruments in the hands of urinary inexperienced fistula;, physicians other complications, and surgeons, causing false passages, for and annually consult us relief and cure. That no ease of this class is too difficult for the skill of our specialists is proved by cures reported in our illus¬ trated treatise on these maladies, to which we refer with pride. To intrust this class of oases to physicians of small experience, is a dangerous proceeding. Many a man has been ruined for life by so doing, while thousands annually lose their lives through unskillful treatment. Send particulars of your ease and ten testimonials. cents in stamps for a large, Illustrated Treatise containing many _ MasonIHamli 1 ORCAMS. Highest Honors at all Great World’s Exhibitions 1 since 18S7. 100 styles, Catalogue, $22 to $900. For Cash, Easy Payments, or Rented. 40 pp., 4to, free. PIANOS. Mason & Hamlin do not hesitate to make the extraordin¬ ary claim that their Piano3 are superior to all others. This they attribute solely to the remarkable improvement introduced by them iu 1882, now known as the “ MASON & HAMLIN PIANO STRINGER.” Full particulars by mail. ORGAN & PI AND CO BOSTON, 164 Tremont St. 14th CHICAGO, St.. (Union 149 Wabash Square). Ave. NEVV YORK, 46 East IG ASTHMA Asthma C CURED erraan relief in the worst ure cases,insures never fail* to comfort¬ give im i mediate others able Bleep; effects cares where all dOc. fail A trial convinces the most skeptica l. Price and m Live at home and make more money working for us than I at anything else in the world Either sex. Costly outfit FREE. Terms FliKK. Address, TRUK & Co., Augusta, Maine. 11o each ono. Address Record Co. t Buch anan. Ga^ & K ff n | 8 no 1 £St t«s 7e 0 e r t“ *&"" It? 1# Brewster Safety Rein Holder Co., Holly, Mich. A. N. U....... .........Twenty-two, ’88. I M Epileptic Convulsions. or 1'its, Pa I I NERVOUS ralysts, St. Vitus’s or Dance, Palsy, Insomnia, Locomotor Ataxia, inability | or | b]pr UlOLHOLO. torn to sleep, and threatened insanity. Nervous Debility, and every variety of nervous affeo -» tion, are treated by our specialists for these dis¬ eases with unusual sueeess. See numerous cases reported in our different illustrated pamphlets on nervous diseases, any one of which will be sent for ten cents in postage stamps, when request for them is accompanied with a statement of a case for consulta¬ tion, so that we may know which one of our Treatises to send. RlPrSPCO „ We have to a the Special treatment Department, Diseases devoted UIOLHOCO nr Ur I I exclusively of of Women. by Every letter ease consulting in our specialists, UU Until. nM P|l f B whether or person, is given the If most careful and considerate attention. 1m li 1—1 nr- iqMwJ portant cases (and we get few which have not already baffled the skill of all the home physicians) have the benefit of a- full Council of skilled specialists. Koonis for Judies in the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute are very private. Send ten cents in stamps for our Complete colored Treatise on Diseases of Women, illustrated with wood-cuts and plates (160 pages). CHS GS O 3 matter is our without Abundant HERNIA promptly specialists, of how references. and dependence (Broach), long’ without permanently standing, or Send RUPTURE, tlie upon or ten hsaife of cured what trusses. cents and size* for no by our Illustrated Treatise. bowels, PILES, FISTULAS, treated with wonderful and other diseases affecting The the lower of are success. worst cases pile tumors, ten are permanently Treatise. cured in fifteen to twenty days. Send cents for Illustrated m decline Organic of weakness, the manly nervous debility, inv<iluntary premature losses, impaired mental powers, anxiety, memory, absence of UJ will-power, melancholy, from youthful weak indiscretions hack, and all and affec¬ tions arising per¬ nicious, solitary practices, are speedily, thoroughly and We, permanently cured. established Special -Department for the many years ago, a treatment of these diseases, under the management of some of the most skillful apply physicians might and receive surgeons all on the our Staff, in order that all who to us advantages of a full Council of the most experienced specialists. We Offer We offer no this apology neglected for devoting class so much attention to of diseases, No Apology. believing that no condition of humanity is too wretched to merit the sympathy and best- services of the noble profession to which we belong. Why suffering, any imHlical should man, intent on doing 'cannot good and alleviating Why should shun such cases, we imagine. any one consider it otherwise than most honorable to cure the worst cases of these diseases, we cannot understand; and yet of all the other maladies which afflict mankind there is probably none about which physicians in general practice know so little. We shall, therefore, continue, as heretofore, to treat with our best con¬ sideration, sympathy, and skill, all applicants who are suffering from anv of these delicate diseases. treated by when Prnrn ar Unwc Most of these cases can be us UUHhU nUMC. at a distance as well as if here in person. A Complete Treatise (136 pages) on these delicate diseases sent sealed, in plain envelope , secure from observation All statements , on receipt made of and only secrets ten confided cents, in to stamps, will lor be postage. held to be sacredly confidential us . All letters of inquiry, or of consultation, should be addressed to WORLD’S DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, i ----JU1L. No. 663 Main St., 3UEIFALO, Y.N. Swam pro ot Q A ess) KIDNEY, LIVER & BLADDER CURE READ SYMPTOMS and CONDITIONS This Remedy will Eelieve and Cure. If II Vnil I U U are Bright’s threatened disease, with, or Urinary or already trouble, have, If II Ynil 1UU hav frequent P sediment calls in urine lletention, like brick dust, with or distress or pressure in the parts, If II Ynil IUU have iug. Aching Lame Back. Pains Rheumatism, in side hips, Sting or If YOU high coloreA^rine? r ° PS ^’ or scanty or If You have Gall Stone, Malari ia, Lever Torpid and Liver, Ague, Dyspepsia, or Gout, If II Ynil 1 Ull have Catarrh Irritation, of the Spasmodic Bladder, Stricture, or If II Ynil I UU have Seminal BLOOD Weakness, humors, Pimples, Syphilis, Ulcers, or II If Yflll I UU der, have Stoppage Stone in Kidney.orGravelin of urine Dribbling, Blad or If II Ynil IU U have breath, poor internal Appetite, Slime Bad Taste, fever, Foul or PnilHc uUiluo up Don’tneglectearly quickly a run-down symptoms. constitution. Kukri Dose 6o*s Bight to tue Spot ! physicians—“luvauds* Prepared at Dispensary—Recommended by renowned Guide to Health” free. Advice free III Genuine have Dr. Kilmer’s likeness on nil outside and inside wrappers. OUIB Cnlrl by Binghamton, all Druggists, N. Y. and Da. Kilhkr & Co.. ’ $1.00-—Six Bottles $5.00