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THE LIME KILN CLUB.
Bro. Gardner Argues Against the
Use of Biff Words.
[From the Detroit Free Press.]
‘If Brudder Socrates Shellbark ar’ in
de hall dis eavenin’ he will please step
dis way,” said Brother Gardner*as the
rules meeting laid was called to order after the
down by Cushing.
Socrates had just settled himself
down in the southeast corner to brag to
Pickles Smith about the size of the car
buncle on his neck, and he slowly re
sponded to the invitation.
“Brudder Shellbark,” said the Presi
dent, “I ar’ pained to observe a persist
ent disposliun on your part to tackle de
big words in de English language. I
war’ in de rear end of Johnson’s grocery
Saturday front night when you wanted cum’ into de
peck part and said you half a
of esculents, two pounds of saccha¬
rine solid, and a package of the dry ex¬
tract of corn. Arter three hours’ figger
in’ I cum to de conclusion dat you
meant ’taters, sugar an’ co’n starch.
“Yes, sah.”
“You ar’ in de daily habit of usin’
sich words as ‘perspicable,’ ‘mastigophe
rus, not?” ‘legatary’ and ‘paleographist,’ are
you
^Yes," sail ”
“H’m! Yes! You couldn’t walk into
a batcher shop an’ ask for a soup-bone
in plain English, could you? You’d
feel compelled to put it 'Sub hoc ngno
vivrest ,,,4 ’ T lwltnn ?' ”
/‘hotly, ,. sail. „
“Y-e-s! Well, Brudder Shellbark,
X ze sorry yur j liied to dis club. Wear
a plain, unpretenshus people. When
we want to say one-hoss wagin we doau’
barouche. spend three hours lookin’ fur de word
I’m afeared : you J “ can’t take
-comfort . Avid . -i such i people. You . belong ,
to Rome Sliakspeare Club, wbar, when a
chap wants a chaw of plug terbacker he
tui-ns on you and: ‘Ego spem pretto non
emo.’ Did you wish to resign, Brudder
Shellbark?”
“No, sah. I wish to stay right yere."
“An’ speak plain English?”
“Yes, sail.
“Bat’s curus, but we’ll gin you a trial
fur a month. If you cum out experimen
tui docet stultos, all right, but if you supus
pilurn mutat. non mentern, and oblige us
to ornne solem forU patria, we shall cer
tainly qui tacit consentit. You kin now
sot doAvn.”
Brother Shellbark returned to his cor¬
ner and sat down with a jar which
loosened thirteen yards of plaster, and
when Pickles Smith asked him to hoc
taxurn posuit, he grew so faint that he
had to brace his back to the wall.
A (Juick Trip.
Countcss^Chendon de Brialless, known
in Paris, France, as a clever amateur ac¬
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reeent balloon trip she made with her
husband. The cars were too slow to suit
this couple, and so they started in a bal¬
loon f, om Paris for their country seat at
Epernav. What is more, they got there
safely, and descended in the grounds of
their chateau before their servants and
furniture h id arrived.
Mr. Carnegie’s income from his steel
mills in 1887 was $1,500,000.
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