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26 THE ATHENAEUM First Stude: Did the President recommend the suspended Sophs to any other institution? Second Stude: Yes, he recontmend them to the insane asylum of course. Hard Frosh (to head nurse): Can you give me something for my head? Nurse: I wouldn’t have it as a gift. H. F: I mean medicine! ■Nurse: Oh! What’s your trouble? H. F.: Ever since my arrival on the campus I’ve been bothered with a peculiar dizziness of my head.— Nurse: Or erriptiness, as it were. H. F. (continuing): And it follows irfe all the time. • Nurse (busying herself in search for pills): What class are you? H. F: Freshman. Nurse: Oh!!! That accounts for it. This is no place for you. You go to the Dean’s office and have him make out for you a prescription. Take the prescription that he will give you to a bookstone and have it filled- Follow it closely for eight months and I guarantee you that, at the end of the eight months, the dizziness (or emptiness) will leave you. Information needed very much by the whole senior class: What Senior pawned his fiancee’s sorority pin before any of us knew he was even engaged? The Home or Low rrices and First-Class Servii Vdr Give us a Trial when you need an Undertaker Coffins, Caskets, Robes and Slippers of every descnptu Open All Night R. C. TOMPKINS, Proprietor * Undertaker *£ of every description X X * ¥ Mrs. Mabel Tompkins, Sec. 77 Tatnall St., 4980 W H. F. McCoy, Embalmer j}‘ Office and Parlor. 335 Peters Street Atlanta, Georgia Phone West A i ATTENTION! Please Trade With Our Advertisers.