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THE ATHENAEUM 75 By E. A. Jones, ’26 and Aline McGlaughlin, H. S., ’23. Frosh (to girl): Why do you turn your head when I kiss your jaw? Object of his affection: To let you smite me on the other also. Frosh (indignantly): Huh! Very religious. ************ Passer-by (seeing professors going about campus): Beautiful location for a poor house eh? His friend: Fool, dat aint no pohouse. Dat’s wun o’ demi ed- jucashun factries. Guess what senior had to stand upon a box to see the game and then was only as tall as the shoulder of her beau standing be side her. CHOICE BITS OF SENIOR POETRY Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot him dead, And now Mary takes him to school Between two slices of bread. Henrietta had a hen. She thought that she would set’er, But the price of eggs went up and up, So Henrietta Dignified Prof, (to waiter): The tea which I drank tonight was very clear and good. You must have strained it, did you? Waiter: No, I swatted it. Prof.: Well, how’s that? Waiter: 1 couldn’t find the tea strainer, so I used the fly-swatter.