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THE ATHENAEUM 23 By W. B. Scott, ’26 Psychology Prof: “Did you get all the notes on this lecture?” Musical Student (arousing from daily class-room slumber): Yes sir, I have played every note in that measure.” ************ Important Senior (rushing into office where fellows are lined up to get letters): “Is this the mail line?” Under classman: “Yes, there are no females in it.” ************ “Look out, waiter, you have your fingers in my coffee.” “That's all right. It aint hot.” ************ The other night at the party one of those anti-athletic hounds puffed his chest as he told his girl that he was playing “Side-line” foot-ball this year. Whereupon the pretty young innocent exclaimed, “O John, please be careful. That’s such a rough dangerous game.” ************ Which noise is most annoying? The ringing of the bells on these bell-bottom trousers or the shrieking of the shirt that a certain Sophomore is wearing? ************ Home Economics Student: “Are you going to take H. E. next fall.” Undergrad: "No, I’m going to take H. I. M.” ************ At the rehearsal the director of the mixed chorus said, “Every one who hasn’t a white dress for the concert hold up his hands.”