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THE ATHENAEUM 70 CREAM OF WIT ss=ssj(l . 'John Pitman, ’24 1 We recommend for" tie hall of fame, Heza Lire, the bimbo who didn’t find anything funny in this^issue.^ ^ Here lies the body of Percival Sapp. He drove his machine with his girl on his lapp. Said the pretty Miss Jones with sigh, “The street car has injured my thigh. But the confounded jury Were all from Missouri, And now they are blind in one eye Senior:—“Who is she?” junior:—“She’s Helen Carrs. Senior:—“Zat so? How is she in a Davenport. ********* “Where did they whip you, Tommy?’ ^ “On the back of the Stomach, Mamma. A hen on the table is worth ^two^ in ^the garden. Teacher :-'Tommy, givVme a sentence with the word Diadem in 'Tommy: “People who drink Moonshine Diadem sight quicker than those who don’t.” #J|! ******* Man from Bedroom window at 3:00 A. M.:-“What do you mean -^LTe.l' Etelowt—“Nothin’ exceptin' if you is the gent what adverted for a partner to go Lion hunting in Africa, I want to say that 1 won’t go under nmcircumstances whatever. ?When did Shakespeare write his tracedies? !After he was married! ********* He:—"Was your Grandma very angry with you for coming in last nieht at 2:30 A. M. • ,, She-—“1 don’t know. 1 was asleep when she came in. Lacky:—“What for you, M’Lord?” Launcelot:—“Get the can opned Varlet. . There’s a Flea in My Knight Clothes.