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Celebrity Cipher
by Luis Campos
Celebrity Cipher cryptograms are created from quotations by famous people, past and present
Each letter in the cipher stands for another
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PREVIOUS SOLUTION “Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the
trees, then names the streets after them." Bill Vaughn
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| Tuesday Evening July 22, 20031
Accord Ji [Less Than NYPD Blue Local Nightline [Jimmy Kimmel
| WMAZ/CBS] Big Brother 4 ~ The Guardian Judging Amy Local Late Show Late Late
|wMGT7NBC|Dog Eat Dog Last Standing Comic Dateline Local Tonight Show Conan
IWQXA/EOX American Juniors Keen Eddie Local | Local Local Local Local Local
PAX [Mysterious Ways Promised Land Diagnosis Murder BeatCloc Paid Prog Paid Prog PaidProg_
A&E Watch |WhoKilled LaciPeters
AMC Saturday Night Fever |American Graffiti [Saturday
ANIM The Big Squeeze |The Future is Wild |The Big Squeeze |The Future is Wild
BET Class Act |TBA |BET Nightly News |TBA
BRAVO Cirque du Soleil Queer Eye / Straight Cirque du Soleil
CMT " ACL Jimmy Buffet Kenny Chesney Release-Kenny Ches CMT Smash Hits
COMEDY SNL Presents |South Par With Buse [Man Show Daily Sho |Tough | With Buse [Man Show"
WSC New Detectives New Detectives FBI Files_ New Detectives New Detectives
DISN Get a Clue Sis, sis |Evn Stvns Boy Meets Proud Fa Boy Meets |Smrt Guy
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ESPN Beg, Borrow & Deal World Series of Poker Baseball Sports Center Outsd Lin Baseball
ESPN2 'O3 Grat Outdoor Games Tuesday Night Fights Baseball Pardon
FAM Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Whose Lin Whose Lin The 700 Club The Caroline Rhea Sh
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WON Cubs Baseball Rockford Files Heat of the Night
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Crossword Puzzle
Answer to Previous Puzzle
47 It flies by
night
49 Parchment
51 Word
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54 With,
to Pierre
56 Geisha’s
sash
57 Contented
murmurs
58 Sublet
59 Tire filler
60 Caviar
61 Favorites
62 Green
parrot
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3 Safari
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4 Nostrum
5 “Woe is
me!”
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26 Take it easy
27 Undo
28 Shortfall
30 Bandleader
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31 Longbow
wood
32 Cheers for
matadors
33 “Fish
Magic"
artist
35 One of 12
40 Gator Bowl
st.
41 Puts up
43 Vigoda and
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45 Outer
garment
46 Jazzman
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48 Furniture
protector
49 Chimney
50 Actress
Sorvino
51 Flair for
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52 -tzu
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53 The lady
55 Neckline
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TUESDAY, JULY 22, 2003 ♦
Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Tuesday, July 22, 2003
In the year ahead, you’ll be
exposed to far more people than
usual. A few could turn out to be
quality friends who will have a
strong influence on you.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Just because robbing Peter to pay
Paul worked out previously for you
does not mean you can handle all
your financial affairs in the same
manner. Today will show you why.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Let your
deeds speak for themselves. Don’t
boast about things you have yet to
accomplish, or the skeptics will sure
ly expose you.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Someone who knew you way back
when could be among your listeners
today, so be careful how you repre
sent yourself. Pretenses will damage
your image.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) You
can be the perfect teammate if you
are willing to adjust your thinking to
the will of the majority, but don’t
carry this too far. The wrong crowd
could lead you astray.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) lt
will be those silly trivial infractions
not the big issues that others find
fault with that stick a thorn in
your side. Be careful not to be
thoughtless of others.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
lf you can’t say something com
plimentary about another, say noth
ing at all. Criticism will sink like a
lead balloon and take you down with
it.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Don’t give advice on ways to make
money today. The tips won’t live up
to their expectations and the losers
will blame you.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19)
You’ll make a promise that seems
like an easy one, but it will turn out
to be difficult to keep. Steer clear of
serious commitments.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
Call before dropping in on someone.
Those you’re visiting will be engaged
in something private that is not
meant to be shared with others.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
You’ll be able to solve everybody’s
problems but your own. This is
because you can’t spend aimlessly
without going into debt.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
You’ll be able to handle big problems
with relative ease, but a minor
infraction could put you in a tizzy.
You may have to remember to keep
everything in perspective.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Intuition can play an important role,
but you must never make it more
important than logic. Deal with the
facts at hand first today.
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