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by Luis Campos
Celebrity Cipher cryptograms are created from quotations by famous people, past and present
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{Thursday Evening October 2, 2003]
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AS E Biography |Beverly Hills Cop II |Third Watch |Biography
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ANIM Planet's Funniest | Planet's Funniest | Animal Cops Planet's Funniest Planet's Funniest
BET 3rd Annual BET Awards News |MaadSpor~ Midnight Love
BRAVO Filmologie: True Contessions Queer Eye The West Wing Filmologie
CMT Most Shocking Driven Top 20 Countdown Most Shocking
COMEDY Remix |Trigger Insomniac |SouthPar Insomniac |lnsomniac Daily Sho |Tough Insomniac |lnsomniac
DISC Would You Believe It I Letters from Serial Kill When Planes Go Dow Would You Believe It I Letters from Serial Kill
DISN Alvin & The Chimpmunks Meet the Wolfman Sis.sis Boy Meets Kim Poss Proud Fa Evn Stvns |Sis, sis
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Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Thursday, Oct. 2, 2003
Mother Nature can some
times be tardy in acting, but
she eventually delivers as
promised, so don’t prematurely
give up on the goals you set for
yourself in the year ahead. Stay
the course and you’ll succeed.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
The results of your procrastina
tion may start to gang up on
you today and pressure you to
do all those things you had
promised to do but didn’t.
Expect to be very busy and
overwhelmed.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Today may be a day of reck
oning if you had said anything
unkind about others or did any
thing that was out of line.
Unfortunately, what goes
around comes around, and it’s
your turn.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) Remember your
past experiences and don’t
involve yourself today in a
financial situation similar to
one that did not work out for
you previously. There’s money
in profiting from your mis-
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) ; Today’s events will be
substantially influenced by
those with whom you choose to
associate. Saddle yourself with
losers and you’ll lose; hop a ride
with winners and you’ll go far.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) That weight you’re feel
ing on your back today is the
heavy hand of neglected
responsibilities. It behooves
you to do everything within
your power to start to alleviate
those burdens.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
Peer pressure could be your
worst enemy today if you
ignore your better judgment
and succumb to their damaging
demands. Be strong enough to
say no, and mean it.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Be extra mindful of your
behavior today, because your
public image is extremely frag
ile at this time. Keep your tem
per in check and don’t respond
negatively to any attacks on
you.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
lnstead of wasting time
pointing a finger of blame today
or trying to establish who is at
fault for a blunder, use your
energy to correct the situation
and get yourself rolling again.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
The world is not acting on a
footloose-and-fancy-free agen
da today as you might like. It’s
all serious business, with no
free rides. If you decide to
dance anyway, be prepared to
pav the piper.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
The kind of responses you
can expect from others today
will be determined by your own
attitude and behavior. If you’re
sharp-tongued or highly criti
cal, anticipate similar treat
ment in return.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Misinterpreting the actions of
others today stems from
expecting the worst from life
and having a chip on your
shoulder. You may think others
are dictating to you when
they’re only trying to help.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
That critical eye of yours that
you depend on so heavily might
not be operative today, so you’d
be wise to steer clear of expen
sive purchases or involvements.
You could be duped.